I actually can't think of any fanfics I am working on or even want to work on right now so instead I am going to write a fanfic about me writing a fanfic!
AHEM.
Once upon a time there was an incredibly handsome fanfiction writer named Mikey. He was so handsome and everyone loved his fanfics and he certainly wasn't gaining weight at a ridiculous amount so much so that he could feel his "pecs" bounce up and down whenever he ran up a flight of stairs. Anyway! One day Mikey sat down at his computer and began to write one of his extremely popular fanfics when his computer died. It was very sad.
"Oh no!" said Mikey sadly. I am denoting how sad it was by using an adverb in the dialogue tag.
Looking around, he noticed that his laptop was not plugged in, and he knew that his laptop was quite old and desperately needed a new battery, but the Apple Store wouldn't sell him a battery so that he could replace it himself. Something about voiding the warranty, which was very weird to Mikey given that his laptop was quite old! The fanfiction writer, who was extremely handsome and also very rich and had many fans and two different colored eyes and an interesting facial scar from an evil wizard and was the hated twin with an ultra-rare hybrid transformation and also his twin and one of his parents hated him, he went and found his laptop charger and plugged in his computer. Then his computer worked again!
"Wow!" astonished Mikey. "I am so glad that this tension resolved extremely neatly within 300 words!" The end!
A/N: This was my first fanfic about myself writing a fanfic, so I expect nothing but glowing reviews from everyone who's read it and a lot more people who HAVEN'T read it. All flamers will be reported and then I WILL TRACK YOU VIA YOUR IP ADDRESSES AND FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEN STAB YOU WITH A KNIFE IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS TO 20 PEOPLE