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"Huh…weird." Hekapoo said having found what seemed like a human in her dimension, what was odd was he didn't get here by her scissors 'Interesting.' she thought to herself as she was getting some weird vibe from him.

(next day)

"Oh, you fucking copycat!" Hekaboo said as she and all her clones were arguing with the guest she found….and all of his clones, when he woke up she decided to mess with him while she got her answers, she didn't expect him to fight back, and the worst of it all…he could teleport by messing with his fingers and worst of all he disappeared in a golden flash and it looked so cool.

"Me the copycat, lady I am an original!" Naruto shouted in anger.

(1 hour later)

'He decimated all of my copies.' Hekaboo thought in total shock as he cut them all down and stood before her original body as if he knew she was the truest one, he had the balls and audacity to push her nose as if it was a fucking button.

"Thanks for the warm up." Naruto said to her with a small chuckle.

"Warm…up?" Hekaboo said slowly before the flame above her head consumed her body "WARM UP!?" she said as a pillar of flame errupted from her spot.

(next day)

'Ok, so he's not like Marco.' Hekaboo thought having finally calmed down learning this human was from a farther dimension her scissors couldn't pierce, her scissors were beyond special, she could portal anywhere she wanted with zero consequences but when she tried locking in on his home, her portal failed along with the next 100 she tried making, she asked how he teleported and his response was asking her how she made her scissors 'Ass!' she thought as what she did was an art, not some cheap but cool parlor trick.

(1 week later)

'FUCK!' Hekaboo thought to herself as Naruto had passed her test, even more so than Marco himself, Naruto was skilled and perfect, he took out all of her copies and she made hundreds of them in other dimensions and he tracked ALL of them down, defeated them, and came right to her, and the most insulting thing about it all was his scissors, they were golden with an auburn-amber colored handle, they glowed/shined with power, and the most annoying of all was that his portals were like hers, the sad truth was a person MADE their own scissors through her test and she helped give them shape.

"Hmmm." Naruto said as he took out a brush and ink.

Hekaboo was curious as she saw the ink somehow infused itself into the very metal, Naruto had written the same symbols he had on his kunai.

(few days later)

"Ah, at least he'll be dead." Hekapoo said as she had a meeting with the council and it was an entire hour so it had been over 100 years for Naruto, when she entered her dimension and walked into her forge she heard nothing but silence "Take that chump victory by immortality!" she said happily.

"Pretty sure immortality beats immortality." Naruto said standing on the ceiling.

Hekapoo was shocked "How are you still alive?" she asked wondering how this guy was still alive and looked like he hadn't aged a day.

"When some old bitch tried to kill my dimension I tried stealing back my best friend and ended up stealing most of her powers, but in the end, she opened a portal and I fell through, so short story I have all her powers but none of the crazy." Naruto said to her.

Hekapoo was confused, she had never met an immortal like her before 'A newborn at that.' she thought as the only other immortals was on the council and none of them were really her type.

(100 years later)

"This is unfair, I am made of fire but can't do that wisp thing you do!" Hekapoo said as Naruto could make his entire being glow like golden fire and when he ran he sometimes became a literal wisp of flames 'He's so cool.' she thought to herself.

"Trust me it's hard to explain, it's like I am firing myself and compressing my body going in one direction." Naruto said as it was hard to explain the way his body moved in chakra mode.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?" Hekapoo asked as Naruto nodded.

"Sure, but I have to ask, you're not going in that dress are you?" Naruto asked her curiously.

Hekapoo looked at her dress curiously "What's wrong with it?" she asked having always worn this.

"It's kinda poofy, I mean do princesses constantly wear that stuff?" Naruto asked as she wore a poofy yellow dress.

Hekapoo had to admit she had seen many princesses and styles did tend to change but overall stayed the same, she sprayed herself with fire, and in her dress' place was black mesh stockings, short-heeled shoes, a red skirt, and yellow blouse "This better?" she asked soon getting her answer in the form of a nosebleed.

(1 year later)

Hekapoo was looking through a photo album never having a need to before as time always passed by her, she looked at a picture of her first date with Naruto at the Bounce Lounge, another at the arcade, another of them shopping, another of her shooting fire at a certain flying headed unicorn for hitting on Naruto 'Fun times.' she thought to herself as ever since she and Naruto started dating every second was an adventure and to an immortal like her that was a gift.

Hekapoo sometimes cursed her immortality as she had such a small circle of friends, but having this new friend even though he didn't start out as one was a blessing, she finally had someone she could relate to and cherish like never before.