Marie watched, eye twitching, as Lily groped and cuddled and made out with a beautiful purple Ultrawoman on her monitor. "Oh, Captain Mom, isn't it wonderful?" Lily gushed as she stopped to take a breath. "Iris loved me after all! So much she ran away to be with me and Mistress forever and ever!"

"Of course I did, silly! I love you! I'm IN love with you!" the purple Ultrawoman, Iris, cooed. "Which I told you countless times! To your face! Without any subtlety whatsoever! While we were making out! We took each other's virginity, for King's sake, how dense can one Ultra be?"

"I thought that was all totally platonic," Lily confessed, embarrassed.

Iris sighed and kissed her on the forehead. "You're lucky you're so pretty. Then again, I guess I do like 'em dumb as dirt."

"I'm not dumb!" Lily whined. "I got passing grades on all my tests!"

"Yes," Iris agreed. "After I tutored you. Extensively. With kisses."

"It helped me remember," Lily insisted with a cute pout.

"I...really don't understand why I'm watching this?" Marie told the very proud Kyukogo and Nyajou. "I mean, yes, it's fine that they're finally together, but...seriously, how could any Ultra be THAT oblivious?"

For some reason, Kyukogo stared at her. "What?"

"On a related note, you should be receiving something in the mail right...about...now," Kyukogo said as there was a knock on the door.

Quickly hanging up, Marie hurried to open the door, and found herself staring at a massive pair of breasts at eye level, breasts that belonged to a very big - even by Ultra standards - Ultrawoman with green and red patterns covering her body, holding a very large box.

She also had a familiar collar around her neck. "You too, Amazon?" Marie wearily asked the U40 Ultra.

Amazon shrugged unapologetically. "They're the first ones who've really been able to satisfy me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you'll like this, I know I did."

She left after Marie signed for the package, leaving her alone with the very large box. "Aren't you going to open it?" Nyajou asked eagerly.

"Wha - I thought I hung up!" Marie protested.

"No, you just turned on the screen saver. Open it!" Kyukogo suggested earnestly.

"Is this a trap?" Marie asked suspiciously.

"No," Kyukogo insisted.

"I don't believe you, if it were a trap you'd never tell me!" Marie accused.

"Yes I would, I never lie, it's what makes me a good politician," Kyukogo said.

Marie stared blankly for a moment, then reluctantly opened the box...

And got tackled by a silver Ultrawoman with blue accents resembling claw marks or tiger stripes across her legs, back, and wrapping around her rear and breasts, along with her neck, blue boots and fingerless gloves with cat claws, a silver cat tail and blue cat ears with fangs, a Color Timer in a cat head frame, and a collar.

"Marie! I missed nyou!" the Ultrawoman purred, nuzzling her affectionately.

"Wha - Coesra?! What were you doing in there?! And why do you have cat features now?!" an astonished Marie squawked as her lifelong best friend started purring and kissing her.

"I decided to go enslave myself to the Nyoukaliens since nyou were being silly and weren't accepting Mistresses' love, and they turned me into an Ultracatgirl and sent me back so I can be nyours even meowre nyow as a blatant bribe and attempt at seduction!" Coesra said shamelessly as she licked Marie's breasts, causing her to shudder.

"You...you Youkaliens will sink to any depths, won't you?!" a furious Marie shouted at her monitor while stroking Coesra's head and causing her to purr happily. "Using my ex against me like this!"

Everyone stared at her. "Ex?" Nyajou asked in confusion.

"Nya?" Coesra nyaed.

"Yes, my ex! I used to date Coesra, but I broke up with her when I decided to be with Ken, since I'm a monogamous Ultrawoman!" Marie insisted firmly.

There was a long silence. "Marie, I've been sleeping with you for years," Coesra said, dropping the accent, much to Marie's disappointment.

"Yes?" Marie replied, not getting it.

"Your children call me Mom and Taiga Grandma," Coesra continued.

"So?"

"I have a room in your domicile, even though I rarely use the bed. Since I'm usually in yours."

"And?"

"You made out with me at the wedding in front of everyone. Both your wedding to Ken and MY wedding to MY wife."

"What of it?"

Coesra looked dumbfounded. "...We do all that, and you think I'm your ex?!"

"Yes, we broke up," Marie said confidently.

"No we didn't!" Coesra insisted.

Marie blinked. "We didn't?"

"No! You told me you were going to marry Ken, then promised me nothing would change!" Coesra yelled.

"Right, and nothing has changed," Marie agreed. "Wait, I didn't break up with you?"

"No!"

"Oh. Oh no!" Marie gasped in horror. "I've been cheating on Ken for millennia!"

"He's known full well what you were doing with me! You insisted on it at the prenup! Sometimes he even watches us do it!" an exasperated Coesra pointed out.

"Yes, but that was fine when I thought we broke up because we've ALWAYS done that and I didn't want that to change, but if I've been doing that while married to Ken all this time I've been cuckolding him to his face!" Marie wailed.

"I'm pretty sure he gets off on it," Coesra said.

"I'm a terrible wife!" Marie started bawling. "How could I do this to Ken, have a girlfriend despite being married?!"

"Uh. Marie. You, you know that I'm married to Nyajou, and yet we still have...like a ton of concubines, and other people we love?" Kyukogo said slowly.

"Yes, but that's because you're polyamorous, and I'm not!" Marie insisted while hugging Coesra and squeezing her tail and kissing her breasts.

Everyone stared.

"Wow, how can one Ultrawoman be that dense?" Lily wondered, earning an incredulous look from Iris.

One very long talk and several makeouts later, Marie and Coesra were in their natural state, in bed together.

"I can't believe we've still been together all this time and I never realized it," Marie groaned.

"Well, even the smartest people can sometimes be morons," Coesra said charitably as she wrapped her tail around Marie's thigh. "It's a good thing I like 'em dumb as dirt."

"I ACED my exams!" Marie reminded her.

"Yes," Coesra agreed. "After I tutored you. Extensively. With kisses."

"It helped me remember," Marie insisted with a cute pout.

They both giggled.

"I'm glad you still love me, even after I thought we broke up thousands of years ago," Marie whispered, hair disheveled.

"I'm glad you still love me, even after YOU thought we broke up thousands of years ago," Coesra purred. "And still let me be such a big part of your life. And fucked me all the time."

"Of course I did, you're my best friend and I love you, that'll never change," Marie promised, kissing her deeply. "Now, why don't we test out your new enhancements further, shall we?"

"Nyes, Mistress!" Coesra squealed happily.

"Honey, I'm ho-" Ken started to call as he returned home, only to notice a sock on the doorknob and very amorous noises and what sounded like a tiger in heat. "Oh, Coesra's over. That's okay, I'll just go over to Taro's."

After scribbling a quick note to his wife and metamour, he left for his son's.

One quick trip down the hall later, he found himself knocking on Taro's door. Taro, looking oddly anxious, opened it. "Dad?! What are you doing here?!"

Ken pushed his way past Taro and into his home. "Sorry about this, son, but Coesra's back and your mother's catching up with her, so I figured I'd spend the night so we could-"

Taro rushed in front of him, trying to herd him back to the door. "Dad, I'm sorry, but now's REALLY not the best time-"

"Darling, who was that-" a familiar Space British-accented voice spoke as Parallel Isotope Tregear entered the room only to stop, staring in horror at Father of Ultra.

"I can explain!" Taro said frantically.

"Can you?" Ken asked.

"...No, not really," Taro admitted.