That one year gap before season 3

As the harem and Subaru walked home togheter, everyone set out to their own room and subaru was in his room alone with Felix.

Subaru was sitting on a chair while Felix was on his knees with a mouthful of Subaru's dick.

Then someone knocked the door, Subaru responded "Im busy!"

Elsa responded "Busy doing what? Having bitchboy sucking your dick? Im coming in." she entered the room, prompting Felix to pull back from Subaru's crotch having several strands of dried cum from his lip.

Elsa then asked Felix "How is it?"

Felix tapped his lips for a moment, and his lips smacked togheter for a moment "Hmm, let's say that it doesnt taste good, he ejaculates the first few seconds, and its pretty big, about 4cm or 1.5 inches for the americans"

Elsa shrugged "Good enough for me"

"Oh anyways, i came here to tell you something"

Subaru looked at Elsa.

"So, because of plot, we have another villian that will take your entire harem, including me, to his base, you gotta save us all, because we are definitely incapable of getting out by ourself." Elsa then waved and left

As subaru watched her go, he turned to Felix "So, arent you going with her?"

"Im not a woman" Felix said

"Soo, because you aren't a woman, you aren't going with her?"

"Nyah, i cant be a damsel in distress, im a man"

Subaru scratched his head "Alright."

Felix then asked "Can i continue sucking your dick?"

Subaru nodded "Alright"

Felix continued to suck his dick

Meanwhile in the other side of the continent, the ultra villian named Regulus travelled towards his base with the caravan full of women.

"Alright alright rapey hero's harem, we reached destination."

Regulus got off the carriage and opened the door for them, one by one they stepped off the carriage

The building was a giant mansion, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL size.

Felt said "Oh finally, we reached destination"

Elsa said "Ara, i was getting cramped legs in there"

Emilia "Well, looks like this place is gonna attract the rapey hero for sure"

Rem "Seems good enough"

Beatrice "I think he could be too stupid to find this place"

Crusch "Well, lets hope hes smart enough to find this"

But before another comment arose, Regulus cut them off "Alright, this is becaming stale, can you all girls unwillingly lock yourself up in those cages please"

The women nodded to eachother "Sounds good to us."

Rem looked at Regulus "And we do nothing right?"

Regulus smiled and gave a thumbs up "yep, just rot in there and lets hope rapey hero arrives"

they all nodded and locked themself in the cages.

Regulus crossed his arms and leaned to one of the cages "Now we wait for the rapey hero to arrive."

A few hours later, Felt asked "So is he coming?"

Regulus shrugged "I dunno"

Felt asked "Do you have any games on your phone? Im getting bored here"

Regulus searched in his pocket and handed Felt his phone "Sure."

Felt immeidately took the phone and opened it, and started to play whatever games that he had on his phone.

A few more hours, noone arrived yet. Regulus was sitting on a chair with a cigar and puffed a few times smoke "So, does he know that you girls are captured and acting a damsel in distress?"

Elsa responded "he should know, i just informed it before going"

Regulus looked away "Well.. alright."

After a moment silence, he looked at the girls "Do you all want a cig?"

They all exchanged glances, and all in unison responded "Sure, i'd like to have one"

And regulus distributed to all of them cigarettes.

As a few days passes by, Emilia asked "Oi regulus, did you even drop any sort of hint of where we are?"

Regulus responded "Of course i did, i gave him a puzzle"

Emilia's face contorted in fury, as she broke the lock of the cage and exited, to then choke Regulus and gave him a few slaps and backslaps "You idiot! He's too stupid to resolve them, you need to give him a more subtle hint on how to find us"

Regulus sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "Alright, let me send the carrier pigeon"

Meanwhile at the mansion, the pink haired maid and Otto assisted Subaru in trying to impregnate Felix.

Then a pigeon smashed on the window, prompting everyone to look said window.

Subaru punched the window and got the message the pigeon carried.

Subaru turned to Felix "Hey, apparently we had to save my harem"

Felix then said "Oh really"

"yep, lets go save them"

Subaru turned to pink hair and Otto

"Are you both coming?"

pink hair responded "With you? hell naw"

otto responded "Im best boy, so yes."

Otto then shuffled with his steps "Um, can i ask you something"

Subaru asked"Is it love interest?"

Otto responded "yes"

Subaru pinched the bridge of his nose, "Alright."

Subaru offered a hand "Come on, lets hold hands and procedd to the next part of the plot"

Otto smiled "Alright"

Felix smiled "Nyah, fuck me please"

They held hands and all sang "la la la" on the way to save the rest of the harem

On the way there, a horde, a swarm of tiny rabbits appeared

"Ay, what the hell are you guys doing here" Subaru asked them

"Bitch you forgot about us in the last chapter when you said abracadabra" The great rabbit responded

Then a beam struck from the skies infront of them, from then emerged 7 women.

"You also forgot about us, we are the best of the best of girls after all" Satella said

Subaru then shrugged and looked at his clipboard, where the plot was written "No shit, half the plot was deleted last chapter."

Subaru looked at them "You guys were suppose to exist?"

"Yeah!" The 7 witches and the great rabbit responded

"Soooo, what you both want?"

The great rabbit stepped forward "We want to eat your dick!"

The seven witches stepped forward "We want to eat your dick!"

Subaru looked at both of them "Uhh, alright, it seem you both are going totally different directions."

"Elaborate you both"

The great rabbit responded "We are hungry motherfuckers, we want to eat your dick"

The seven witches responded "We are thirsty motherfuckers, we want to suck your dick!"

Subaru scratched his head, and turned to otto and Felix "What do they mean?"

Felix shrugged "The other group wants to suck your dick, the other one wants to eat you"

Subaru returned to them "Soo.. um.."

Otto then slapped subaru "Oh for the love of god, just choose the women, why the fuck would you think a few billion rabbits would actually suck your dick, they obvliously want to eat you, literally!"

Subaru stared at Otto for a second, and said "oooooohhh, alright.."

Subaru looked at the great rabbit "GET OUT- Abracadabra!"

The great rabbit flew into space and yeeted out of the plot, to never be seen again.

Subaru looked at the seven witches "Sooo, can we sex?"

Satella responded "Sure!"

"Wait really? Im finally getting pussy?"

"Only at the end of the story though!"

"Oh come on!"

"But hey, atleast we are love interest!"

"Damn your right, you seven witches are love interest."

"Can we join your harem?"

"Hmmm.."

"We gonna flash you with our boobs!"

Subaru gave thumbs up "Deal!"

They all held hands togheter and skipped towards the next part of the plot, which is saving the damsels in distress-

Then a voice rang out from behind "Are y'all forgetting me too?"

They turned around and it was Frederica "Y'all mentioned me once and i dissappeared forever, i didnt even get to ask if i could be love interest!"

Subaru exchanged glances with his new harem, otto and felix.

"Soo, you want to join too?"

"Yeah of course, i want to be love interest too."

"Im gonna give you the same deal as the other girls, im gonna suck your dic-"

"Hey hey hey, stop right there! HELL NAW!"

Frederica raised an eyebrow "Why?" She shrugged

"Look at your teeth girl!"

Frederica smiled, showing her saberteeths

"I dont want you to suck my dick, the second that you get angry you gonna chop it off!"

Frederica sighed and rolled her eyes before looking at Subaru "Want my pussy?" she circled around her crotch

Subaru gave thumbs up "Deal!"

They all held hands and skipped towards the damsel in distress while singing "La la la la"

At regulus super secret base,

Emilia banged her head to the cage "Oh for fuck's sake, how long is he taking?"

Felt while playing clash of royale inched closer to Regulus "Did he understand the hint?"

Regulus shrugged "Probably"

Then subaru appeared out of nowhere "Hey hey fuck face! Here i am!"

Then followed the seven witches, frederica, felix and otto

Elsa raised an eyebrow "Ara, did you get a new set of harem while we were gone"

"Yeah"

Elsa shrugged "So, can you get us out of here?"

Crusch looked at Subaru "we've been waiting here forever"

Regulus looked at the prisoner women "Please, shut the fuck up, i need to introduce myself"

Subaru and Regulus gazes met, and Regulus posed and said "Hello hello, Rapey hero! I am regulus, and im the most powerful villian ever! And you'll never defeat me!"

Subaru rolled his eyes "Oh please- ABRACADABRA!"

Regulus stood there and scratched his butt "i needed to do something?"

Subaru gasped "No way! You survived!"

Regulus scratched his head "Yeah, i did."

Emilia approached elsa "Ew, is he scratching his butt then his head?"

Regulus then shrugged "You know what, you took an entire week to save them, since you are here, goodbye. You won"

The cage opened and the women were let out.

Regulus walked away and waved at them "Bye, meet you all at season 3"

The harem and subaru waved back at Regulus "Bye!"

They all exhcnaged glances and Crusch said "Well, that was anti climatic."

"So, why abracadabra didnt work?"

Subaru shrugged, "maybe i should train, im sure imitating modern military train will help me strenghten my magic"

They all exchanged glances and nodded

"lets go back home?"

They all nodded and held hand and skipped all the way back to the mansion, all singing "La la la la"

A few months after, Subaru and Beatrice were on a open field.

Beatrice held a clipboard with plot written on it.

"Soo, this is where season 3 starts alright" Beatrice murmured and she looked at the training ground.

Subaru then said "Soo, alright, so when the cameras are active, i climb around the training ground"

Beatrice nodded "Yep, and when you fall your ass over there" she pointed in the middle of said training ground "Ill be there with a towel and youll rub it over your face"

Then Emilia appeared before them "Oh, good good, you guys are practicing your script."

"Yes yes, we are." Both subaru and beatrice responded

Then subaru asked "Soo, when we starting?"

Emilia shrugged "Whenever the author wants to start chapter 4."

Beatrice then asked "Anddd, its in season 3 right?"

"Yep!"

"Does he remember anything about season 3?"

Emilia shrugged "I dunno, maybe?"

Emilia continued "Anyways, plot will continue in a few months for us, but for the author is whenever he feels like it. So just take it easy for now"

Subaru then asked "Really?"

Emilia responded "Yep"

Subaru scratched his head "Well, alright, im going to get my dick sucked by Felix and Otto then"

"Do you want to join Emilia?"

Emilia crossed her arms and shook her head "Nope, only at the end of the plot"

"Beatrice?"

"Sure, its in my contract"

Subaru held hands with Beatrice and they walked away towards the Mansion

End of the chapter.