[At the Butterfly castle Moon announcing the trip for Star and Marco,.]
Moon: Kids. A Queen nothing without his loyal daughter and her friend. I mean, a friend like you [imagines Star and Marco looking deformed] comes along maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for destroying Toffee and getting the kingdom back. I'm taking you on a trip. [laughs]
Star: Wow! A trip!
Marco: I can't believe it, Queen Moon. Where we going, Fancy Springs? [The scene cuts to the three of them in a pool.]
Moon: No. [The scene cuts to back the three of them in Butterfly Castle.]
Marco: Pamper Island? [The scene cuts to the three of them lying on towels at a beach.]
Moon: Try again. [The scene cuts to back the three of them in Butterfly Castle.]
Marco: Oh, oh, oh! Mewi Folk Village? [The scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing.]
Moon: Better than that. [The scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise.]
Marco: The ocean of mewni? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? [fish are jumping] Fishing for stinky fishs on a smelly old boat in a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?
Moon: Aw, come on now, Marco. Two lady and a Marco at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few fishs [catches a fish then she throws it back] and then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?
Marco: No. [takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair] And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.
Star: Hey, Marco, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?
Marco: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you.
Star: Okay! [Star casts her line behind her which catches on Marco's karate magazine. Star brings her line forward and casts it in the water. Star casts Marco chair.]
Marco: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... [Star casts Marco's red hoodie out in the water] Star, be careful with... [Star hooks Marco's nose, pulls it off his face, and Marco screams in pain after the camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat before he walks up to Moon with his nose cover with a tissue]
Marco: Okay, I've had enough.
Moon: [laughs] Oh, Marco, you got to lighten up. [The camera focuses on Star, who is still casting out items while Moon talks to Marco] Sure Star a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat.. that you ain't prepared to lose! [laughs. The hook in Star's fishing rod touches Moon crown. Gasps] my crown! [Star rips Moon' hair off and casts her crown to the water]Star, wait! Star! You hooked your grandma crown on the back swing! Reel it in before I grounded you! [Ominous orchestral music begins playing. Moon' pupils shrink in shock]
Moon: Oh, no. [runs to Star to warn her about what's going on]Star, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! You knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! [the camera zooms at the crown which Star reels in] Hurry, Star, the music's getting faster! [Star reels it in as fast as she can. Moon opens the doors to the live-action orchestra.]
Moon: There you are, you stinkin' bilge rats! [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! [to the conductor] Stop it, please! [to the violinists] I'm begging you! Come on, honey, you can make it. Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, Star!
Star: Here she comes. [Moon begs. Star reels the crown in.] She made it!
Moon: [holds up her crown and cheers] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner! [Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant fish jumps up and takes Moon' dollar. It takes a while for Moon to notice her crown isn't in her hand anymore. A giant fish swims away. The scene cuts as Moon' eyes well up with tears, and she begins to sob.]
Marco: So, some trip, eh, Queen Moon?
Moon: Oh, Marco! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped fish ate my mother crown! [continues sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost my mother crown, and I'll never get it back! [whips her eyes against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never!
Star: I've never seen Mom so broken up ever since grandma passes away. [Moon is literally in pieces, crying.]
Marco: Oh, puh-lease, she's such a drama queen. C'mon, Queen Moon, drop the act! [Moon is crying while sucking her feet.]
Marco: Queen Moon, it's just a stupid crown. [Moon continues weeping as she pours tears into her mouth.]
Marco: For Pete's sake, Queen Moon, suck it up! [Moon' eyes inflate then squirt out tears.]
Marco: Queen Moon... [Moon is wailing, and pouring her tears like a fountain.]
Marco: Queen Moon... [Moon is sobbing like a faucet. Marco has had enough.]
Marco: Okay, okay, Queen Moon! We'll help you get your crown back.
Moon: [sucks on her' thumb, then she hearing what Marco just said] You will? Great! Wait right here. [runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on] Here's where ocean of Mewi gets serious. [The scene cuts to later in the day where Moon is on top of the boat and Star and Marco are on the lower deck.]
Moon: Okay, you two the fishing poles and I'll keep my eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.
Star: [salutes] Aye-aye, cap'n mom!
Moon: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that fish and rescue my crown! [Moon scouts the area. The scene cuts to later where Moon has a beard from scouting for too long. Marco and Star also grow beards.]
Marco: [rips off his beard] That's it, I'm finished! We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! This is hopeless!
Star: Yeah... and I've gotta get home to feed the lasers puppie. [The scene cuts to the lasers puppie lasers on the Diatz's couch at home. Back at the fishing boat, Marco is annoyed.]
Marco: We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate your mom' stupid crown. [takes a crown out of his pocket] Well, if she wants her crown back, I say we give it to her. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Star: Oh, I get ya. [jabbers. The scene cuts to later in the day where Moon is still scouting the area]
Star and Marco: Queen Moon! Queen Moon! Mom! Mom! [Moon steers her eyes toward the other two to see them holding a crown] Look what we've got!
Moon: [jumps down and gasps] Could it be? [takes the crown] My crown? [starts cheering again as well as Star and Marco] Whoo-hoo! [Put the crown on her head but he notices something strange so she stops dancing] Wait a minute. [feel the crown back and forth again and points at the crown] This isn't my crown. [Star and Marco look at each other.]
Moon: This is an ordinary crown that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the water, [shows her crown just like described] and kissed with Blue No.2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.
Star: [wearing blue lipstick] Actually, it's Blue number— [Marco hits her on the head with the fishing pole] 4.
Moon: I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe my own kids would betray me like this. [sobs]
Marco: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.
Moon: [stops sobbing, then narrows her eyes] I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.
Marco: You're kidding?
Star: Woo! Is it another fishing trip?
Moon: No, it's this sandwich. [nails the sandwich to a flagpole]
Marco: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?
Moon: Not a sandwich. [throws the other sandwiches into the water] The sandwich.
Marco: Whatever. We've got plenty more to... [he and Star become shocked. Moon casts magic to levitate the refrigerator and throws into the water] ...eat.
Moon: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my crown back.
Marco: Uhh, Star, can I have a word with you? [quietly] Have you noticed that your Mom has gone... [loudly] completely insane?!
Star: What do you mean?
Marco: Just look at her. [points to Moon, who is dressed like she is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words "R.I.P. My Crown" on it. She then hugs it]
Star: Marco, she's lost something near and dear to her. Haven't you- [Moon is heard laughing oddly]
Marco: Look again. [Moon jump and down while giggling like a crazy person.]
Star: [now visibly scared] You're right. How do we get out of here?
Marco: If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.
Star: Okay. [she and Marco take a step, but then start screaming in fear as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Moon pops her head out of the lifeboat]
Moon: [angrily] So, you thought you'd skip out on Queen Moon, did you? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old crown. Let's just leave the old lady! She won't notice." [sobs right away] Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing kids like you: [the scene cuts to Moon hanging her line over the boat. Star and Marco are attached to the line] live bait.
Marco: You're crazy! If that fish didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?!
Moon: [dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he'll come. [taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the live-action orchestra and begins to play the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor; Star and Marco shake and scream in terror]
Marco: Queen Moon, I help with Star all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... [yells] you are completely out of your mind! [Moon is laughing maniacally while conducting the orchestra. The giant fish emerges above the water coming closer to the two on the line.]
Marco: [screams] Get us out of here!
Moon: Come on, fresh meat! [Star and Marco scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant fish] Keep thrashing! He likes it! [both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast] Come on, boy! Closer, closer... almost there... [a giant fish shows the dollar on its tongue] That's it! [closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant fish stops in mid-air and Moon jumps inside it to take the dollar] Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, kids, I finally got it! [ put on her crown by herself] I finally got my crown! [the cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant fish closes its mouth, with Moon inside, and dives into the water. The cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow]
Star: Oh, poor Mom. Gone forever out of our lives. [a tear falls down her cheek] Why couldn't it have been us?!
Marco: Yes, why couldn't it have been us?! [sobbing]
Star: Why did he have to go like this, why?! [crying]
Marco: Why did he have to go like this?! [both sob loudly]
Moon: Hello, kids! [Star and Marco stop sobbing]
Star and Marco: Queen Moon? Mom? [Moon' head is above the water]
Moon: Have you two met... [holds her crown up] ...my crown? [laughs]
Star: Wow, how did you get it back?
Moon: It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade.
Star: What did you give him? [Moon jumps back up on the boat]
Moon: Nothing important! [laughs. Star and Marco look shocked]