"Radio"
"Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?" Nick asked as he and Judy approached the DMV counter.
Judy looked up at her husband and police partner. "No! You promised this time, Nick!"
The fox smirked. "It's called—"
The bunny sighed. "'—a hustle, sweetheart.' Yeah, I know."
"Sure ... Nick," Flash replied. "What ... is ... it?"
"OK," Nick said. "An otter couple is on vacation in Pawaii. The husband starts to take a shower and then notices the soap is gone. So he calls out to his wife to bring him some more. But she replies, 'No soap. Radio.'"
The sloth stared for a moment and then a smile slowly formed. "Ha! ... Ha! ... Ha!" Just as slowly, he turned around. "Hey ... Priscilla ..."
"Nick," Judy said as she pulled on his tie, "you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
Written for the Inktober prompt of October 4, 2020. I have decided that all my remaining Zootopia mini stories based on Inktober prompts will be published in this collection. Today is March 4, 2025, the ninth anniversary of Zootopia.