(The story begin with the Montage of Dipper, Mabel and Waddles having fun begins at the arcade where Mabel and Waddles play a farm-themed dance game as Waddles wins a perfect combo score. We then show them at gravity falls bowling Waddles uses his head and bowls a perfect strike and Dipper and Mabel cheer. We then show them driving the cart as the montage ends.)
Mabel: (to Waddles)You wanna get something to eat, Waddles?
(Waddles oinks)
(Cut to them at a food truck called "Meat N' Greet" where they're waiting in line)
Dipper: Oh, nice! They have bacon-wrapped hot dogs!
Mabel: Dipper, you can't give that to Waddles. That's his people.
Dipper: Oh, yeah. Veggie dog, then, Waddles?(sees that Waddles is gone)Waddles?
Mabel: Where'd he go?
Dipper: I don't know! He was here a second ago!
Dipper and Mabel: Waddles?!
(Camera pans over to Dandy's Donuts where Waddles comes in and walks to an old woman holding a doughnut)
Old Woman:Why, hello there, little pig. You want a bite?(Waddles grabs the doughnut from the old woman and runs away with it)Aah! Rabid pig! RABID PIG!
(Two police officers notice this. Dipper and Mabel hear the commotion coming from Dandy's Donuts as Waddles squeals menancingly and the old woman runs out of the doughnut shop, screaming. A chair is thrown out of the doughnut shop.)
Police Officer 1:(grabs Waddles before he could escape)Gotcha!
(The second police officer handcuffs Waddles)
Mabel: Waddles!
(Dipper and Mabel rush off to save Waddles, but the officers already drive off with Waddles)
Mabel:Wait, stop!
Dipper:Aw, man!
(Waddles looks worridley at Dipper and Mabel while the police officers continue to drive as Dipper and Mabel look shockingly at what just happened. Circle-wipe transitions to Dipper and Mabel at the gravity falls police station)
Sheriff Blubs: Yeah, they just brought in a pig a few minutes ago. I hear he attacked an elderly woman and trashed up a doughnut shop.
Mabel:Aw, come on! He's just a pig, he doesn't know any better please let my Waddles out Sheriff Blubs.
Sheriff Blubs: Alright, I'll see what I can do. That place had the best jelly doughnuts in town. That's the kind of things cops take personally.
(Cut to Waddles and the cops in a interrogation room.)
Police Officer 1:Alright, a lot of innocent doughnuts went to waste today, pig. Why'd you do it?!
(Waddles doesn't respond.)
Police Officer 1:This little piggy's goin' "wee wee wee!" all the way to jail if he doesn't start talking!
Sheriff Blubs:What do we got here, boys?
Deputy Durland:It's no use, Blubs. This piggy ain't squealin'.
Sheriff Blubs:Well, he's just a pig. They can't talk, right?
Police Officer 1:That's exacly what they want you to think andBAM! They slip right through your fingers!
(As they're talking, Waddles picks the lock to the handcuffs until he frees himself)
Deputy Durland: You'll have to excuse Merv here, he's a little fired up(Waddles sneaks behind him and steals the keys from him)Give us a couple more hours, and we'll get you some answers.
Merv:Yeah! Until then, he ain't goin' nowheres!
(Waddles escapes the interrogation room with the keys and runs to the control room, unlocks the door, enters the control room and uses a computer to free a guy named Harry Roughauser from his cell, which opens. Waddles goes to Dipper and Mabel and oinks at them.)
Dipper:Mabel, there he is. Looks like Sheriff Blubs got him out.
Mabel:(picks up Waddles) Waddles I knew that police mens will never arrested you. Come on, Waddles, we gotta hurry up and get you home.(They walk out of the police station and get in the cart)Well, I think that was enough fun for one day.
Dipper:Yeah, you gave us a run for our money, little guy. We thought you were some crazed criminal for a second there.
Mabel: Dipper!
(a alarm sound blares as Waddles places his hoof on Mabel's arm)
Mabel:Uh, what're you doing, Waddles?
Dipper:(sees Harry running towards them)Uh, Mabel?
(Harry continues running until he gets in the cart)
Harry:Floor it, Leroy!
Dipper:Leroy?!
Mabel: I didn't know Waddles middle name was Leroy.
(Waddles pumps the brakes, making Dipper drive the cart, making a great escape, as Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Durland and the two police officers come out)
Police Officer 2:All units, we have two escaped convicts heading east in a golf cart!
Harry:I knew you'd come back for me, Leroy. Took ya long enough. Now, we can get back to the way things were.
Dipper:Were?
Harry:Didn't he tell ya?
Mabel: Tell us what?
(Flashback begins at the bank as Harry and Waddles pull up to the bank)
Harry (voice-over):Me and him were the best bank robbers in the country.
(Harry and Waddles put on their masks and arm shake, revealing their half skull tattoos, then Harry bursts into the bank)
Harry:Everybody get down on the ground!(The customers do so)
Harry (voice-over):See, I was the brawn(Cut to Waddles cracking the code to a safe)and Leroy was the brains.(Cut to them driving with Harry holding the stolen money)We were a team, me and him, and like most teams, we had our differences.
(Cut to a motel at night)
Harry:Loose cannon?! I ain't no loose cannon!(Waddles runs away from the motel)Fine! You wanna bail, then bail! I don't need you, I don't need anybody! I CAN DO THIS MYSELF!
Harry (voice-over):Unfortunately, I could not.(Cut to another bank where Harry tries punching another safe open, but the cops quickly arrest him. Cut to prison where Harry calls Waddles)I had no one else to turn to, so I used my one phone call on Leroy.(Cut to Waddles in the box where he was recieved by Sprott and he pick on the gravity falls fair until Mabel win Waddles)I knew he'd come up with some crafty scheme to bust me out of jail, 'cause no one would suspect a cute, little pig.
(Flashback ends)
Dipper:So Waddles smashed up that doughnut shop so he could get arrested on purpose?
Harry:Yep. He went into jail so he could get me out. Now I'm a free man! Whoo! Ha!(punches a bar on the cart)
Mabel: But this is not like Waddles he will never rob a bank with you.
Dipper:Whoa, chill! We don't wanna get into any trouble! We just wanna get Waddles back to the mystery shack.
Harry:Your mystery shack?
(Scene cuts to The Mystery Shack. Harry looks through the window for cops..)
Mabel: (looks at Harry)(whisper) Psst Dipper I don't trust this guy being with Waddles.
Dipper:(whisper) I know, Mabel I don't think Waddles will never be a criminal with that bank robber.
Mabel: I just want my good pig back.
Dipper: Don't worry Mabel everything gonna be okay.
Shandra Jimenez:Breaking news. Bank robber Harry Roughauser had just escape fron jail.(Shows a police sketch of Harry and a recording of Harry breaking everything at a bank)While the suspect has never been convicted of any violent crimes, he seems to break everything in his path.
(Dipper turns off the TV and he and Mabel look at Harry.)
Dipper: We gotta get this guy outta here before he breaks everything! Go talk to him.
Mabel:What?! And get my face smashed in with my pig you talk to him?!
Dipper:Ugh, fine. I'll do it.(walks up to Harry nervously)Hey, man. I don't wanna be pushy or anything, Could you like, leave?
Harry:I see how it is. C'mon, Leroy, let's go. Leroy.
Mabel: Waddles no don't go with him, I won you in the fair, we rescue you from a Pterodactyl, we spend some together like pig dance party, or playing in the mud until Soos hoses us down you don't want to be with a bank robber do you. (Mabel sad look on her face and her tear about to start.)
Waddles:(looks around the mystery shack and Mabel with a sad look at her face oinks.)
Harry:Huh? You wanna stay here? But we're a team.
Waddles:(oinks)
Harry:A normal life? This is ecxacly what split us up in the first place! Here I am thinking we got another shot, but no, Leroy wants a normal life. Well, how'sthisfor normal?!
(Harry pushes the lamp down and Mabel catches it.)
Waddles:(oinks)
Harry:Bustin' me outta jail isn't good enough! I wanna rob some banks some more!
(Harry pushes the TV down and Dipper throws the pillow under it, causing it to fall safely on it.)
Waddles:(oinks)
Harry:I'm perfectly calm!(throws some books off a bookshelf, and Mabel catches them)Why don't you calm down?!(throws the picture, and Dipper catches it, then he throws some merchandise , and Dipper, Mabel and Waddles catch them, then he lifts up the refrigerator from the kitchen)
Dipper: Waddles made his decision. Just let him go!
(Waddle's eyes tear up.)
Harry:You're right.(puts down the refrigerator)I wouldn't be too much of a partner if I didn't respect Leroy's wishes. You sure this what you wan't, old friend?
Waddles:(oinks)
Harry:Fine, I understand. My love for breaking things has clearly broken this team apart. Sorry for the trouble, I'll be on my way now.(leaves the mystery shack)
Mabel: Dipper, we've pulled it off! Waddles is here and nothin' got broken I knew Waddles stay with us! (Waddles jump on Mabel and lick her face)
Dipper:Yea-yuh!
(They high five as Harry comes back inside)
Harry:Uh, there's a bunch of cops outside.
(Police vehicles surround the mystery shack and the sound of a helicopter is heard)
Dipper:What's that sound?
(They walk up to the window to see the helicopter move up and targets at it)
Dipper:Everybody get down!
(Dipper and Harry take cover and Mabel and Waddles take cover behind the chair. The helicopter starts shooting with nonlethal beanbags, destroying everything in the mystery shack, including the lamp, the TV, the bookshelf, the picture, the dishes, the refrigerator, and the wall and it explodes. The shooting stops as Dipper, Mabel, Waddles and Harry get up and walk to the destroyed wall and up to Dipper and Mabel attic room where the cops are waiting.)
Merv:(speaking through a megaphone)This is it, Roughauser! Come out with your hands up!
Harry:Never! I ain't goin' down without a fight!
Merv:Then you leave us no choice!(takes out his walkie-talkie)All units!(menancingly)Bring in more bean bags.
(A bunch of armed cops break the door to the mystery shack and run up the stairs to Dipper and Mabel attic room and use a battering ram to break the door down)
Dipper and Mabel:AAH!
(Two armed cops with the battering ram move out of the way while one holds a bazooka)
Harry:Huh? Uh-oh!
(The armed cop starts firing beanbags at Harry in slow-motion as he gets hit and backs up to the torn wall. Waddles sees this and runs to rescue Harry as he is about to fall, but Waddles grabs him. Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Durland, Merv and the second police officer watch in shock.)
Waddles:(oinks)
Harry:No, Leroy, just let me go.
Waddles:(oinks)
Harry:It's too late for me. Those nonlethal bean bags really hurt. If anyone deserves a life of luxury in this beautiful, one-bedroom mystery shack, it's you.
Waddles:(oinks)I'll never forget you.
Harry:Goodbye, partner.
(Waddles lets go of Harry's hand as Harry falls and lands on a trampoline. He starts punching the trampoline as the cops arrest him.)
Armed Cop:Sorry about the mess. Alright, guys, let's go.
(The armed cops leave.)
Mabel: Oh Waddles I knew you could never leave me. (Waddles lick Mabel and laugh and she hug her pig)
(Stan enters the mystery shack with a bags of groceries.)
Stan: Kids can you help me with the groceri(drops the bags of groceries as he sees the mess in the mystery shack)es.
HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MYSTERY SHACK?
Dipper:Grunkle Stan, we gotta talk to you about Waddles.
(The End)