I'm lying on a battlefield, with fire smoldering black around me, trees, grass and even rocks. Everything is burned, I can only characterize it as total destruction. My hands are in wounds, my body is bleeding, and my clothes are torn to shreds from the fiery marks of the beating, I was in euphoria. Ask why?

"My status will answer for me..."

▷Name: Klei Smith, Destroyer of nature

▷Race: Human

▷Level: 63

▷Specialization: Owner (experience 200%)

▷Skills: Translation(A), Throwing(F), Posing(S), Running(С), Destruction(A), Provocation(B), Regeneration(B), Resistance(A)

▷State: Half-alive, Fire, Madness

Jervis went silent and basically didn't answer any of the questions I asked.

"Fuck it!" Wandering around the house looking at my place. I go to the toilet of course. The first thing, this black hole in my house does not give me peace. I throw a pebble in my pocket, it's gone, it's a fucking black hole!

Okay, I have to stop being a freak, I leave that damn place and get after a very interesting idea in my head... — Why don't I...

Picking up on the idea, I immediately rush to gather my things. Running around the house like a madman, looking for what I can use, I find almost nothing, even in the kitchen there is no knife, how? Do I have to cut vegetables with my own hands?

I try to contact Jarvis again, but he seems to have to fully ignore my existence. Where did that resentment come from? So, I called him an outdated meme from Iron Man. What's the big deal?

Setting off with a solid idea, I packed my bags and left the house at 7 PM. I prepared all the things that I had, namely 1 supply of rations that I bought earlier and a couple of stones that I picked up earlier. I have to live up to my title of pebble lord somehow, right? Anyway, this is my only combat ability for today, I don't have any others unfortunately.

I shove the ration under my shirt, button it up, and shake myself out of the house and go on my way to adventure! Bizarre adventures!

I went out and walked around my house. Unfortunately, I didn't find anything interesting. But, not far from my location I notice a big field, and go to it in the absence of other ideas. Well, this is not bad, at least I will not die in the forest from the cold and lack of light.

I walk past my corral heading further towards the clearing.

...

Seeing all around me a nice full of grass with a fantastic aroma of something natural and herbaceous. Are they smoking weed? I walk out into a relatively well-lit area. After stopping and wondering if it was worth trying this bizarre method or if it would be better to laze in the sweet sunset, I continue on my way.

Step by step, tree by tree, I find nothing but drowning light around me. Maybe I really am an idiot. The thought comes to me and I think of it in revelry long time, no, it's partly true...

While I'm deep in thought, a huge black ball of compressed energy comes flying at me! Holy shit!

"What is this marvel of modern engineering?" — Venom has escaped, hello comrades!

The aura emanating from it is overwhelming, I feel like I can't breathe normally. The trees in front of me bend visibly as the foreign object approaches. I smile slightly and try to push the feeling of fear away. I take a firm stance to prevent myself from falling due to the centrifugal force of the air that accelerates this black ball.

Putting my finger forward and arching my back, I stand trying to look like Jojo, — Come on, attack slug, or should I call your mommy, look, the ball wants to go to mommy! — I say this in an assertive tone, expecting a response from my opponent.

The black creature just quietly says, in an annoyed voice, — You're annoying, go kill yourself. — As it speaks, it picks up speed.

A blue screen appears in front of my face, showing updates:

▷Skills: Translation(A), Throwing(F), Provocation(F), Posing(B)

I've been practicing, even though I'm ashamed to admit it. (Imagine a jerk copying anime poses in front of a mirror, AHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

It's all going according to plan.

"I make a completely serious and relaxed face at the same time, as if despising the creature flying in front of me." — Huh, look at how angry it is!

— Just shut up already. I have nothing more to say to you. You're too pathetic... I'm done wasting my breath. — I touch my nonexistent visor on my head.

It says even angrier than before, — Are you out of control? What with you, asshole? I'LL FUCKING BURN YOU!

Oh, look at the pussy that is talking. I'm a level 100 sigma, noob.

"I just walk in her direction with complete calm, raising my hand up with a clenched fist." It's coming, but I can't get restless right now. Actors play for the rest of their lives!

▷Skills: Translation(A), Throwing(F), Provocation(E), Posing(A)

The balloon flies right at my face, I just spread my arms out to the sides. I look at it and it looks at me! Five seconds to impact, I'm not showing fear! (I'm gonna piss myself, honest.)

It almost crashes into me, but I apply the dirty Murimian technique. THE DONKEY ROLL! My face didn't twitch a muscle when I fell headfirst into the mud, rolling sideways.

— You are a stupid bastard!

I get up and run towards my house with a stone face. I don't listen to the enemy anymore, I run, and believe me, my heels will be glistening at Everest!

The ground explodes from his landing, spreading piles of earth in different directions, and trees fall just touching where he fell. I begin to feel a heavily constricted black aura near me. I can see the projectile that came out of its black screen. Wait, did it just shoot me with a bullet? What?! Then my face fails, motherfucker what the fuck was that?!

"Do they have firearms?!" — I wasn't prepared for such a revelation!

She rises to her feet, the dome falls down, revealing a girl with bloodshot red eyes on her pretty little face.

Looking before running off like a sigma I notice she has blonde hair with a red bandage on it and a black dress with a white shirt. The express screening is over, RUN!

She raises her hand up releasing a grim black as coal energy, releasing a pulse into the air.

The aura spreads out to the sides, setting fire and destroying everything in its path. Earth, grass, trees, bushes, even rocks! Everything around her simply vanishes in her burst of anger, black as the night itself. And she just raised her hand in the air!

▷Level: 2

▷Skills: Translation(A), Throwing(F), Provocation(C), Posing(A), Running(E)

What? What level did I get? Apparently I get it for killing any living thing, but I didn't kill them, did I? There's that killer over there!

"What the fuck am I thinking? Run for your life!"

— What is courage? Courage is owning your fear! — I just keep throwing jojo quotes at her.

She's not just angry, she's panting with anger. Huge bullet lasers burst out from under her arms.

"Oh, hold on stump, we'll get on with it." — damn forest, nature was fading into oblivion at the site of the hit! Ahahahahah, there she goes!

I'm running into the woods with no memory of where the house is! WHOA! Up ahead I see a wolf man, as soon as he sees me he rushes at me. Bye, buddy!

— Man, you're gonna be my lunch! — Yes, yes, yes you definitely can, friend!

The next minute, he's annihilated, literally! I can't even see his body! It's like he just split into zero.

▷Level: 18

▷Skills: Translation(A), Throwing(F), Provocation(C), Posing(A), Running(B)

"Woah! How many exp i getted!"

Feeling the new energy in my legs I started to run with triple my strength. I may not be as fast as Chen, but this youkai seems slo... — Saying that, she hits my ear, completely piercing it, making it bleed. After that gruesome shot, all the trees in my neighborhood disappear into the darkness of shadows.

The smell of cinders spread throughout the forest, it was impossible to breathe, so I covered my mouth with my sleeve.

"GOT IT!" Thanks for being alive at least!"

Looking back, I saw that there were over 400 shells and that's just at point blank range! Oh, my God, bring me back! I want peace, PISS!

▷Level: 31

▷Skills: Translation(A), Throwing(F), Provocation(C), Posing(A), Running(A)

She killed someone else, but that's not surprising with all the hell going on in there! I felt a tremendous strength in my legs and I kicked like I did before, I didn't even run out of strength! Whether it's because of the adrenaline, or the level as a whole pumped me up in all parameters, even breathing became more difficult to knock down, the body as if the body itself maintains itself in an acceptable state.

The shell hits me in the back, "AGHHHH." - after the bullet hits my right arm and leg. The pain that struck me then was comparable to the last circle of hell, but I kept running, perhaps only on adrenaline further, while almost completely blacking out.

"Fuck, getting hurt doesn't feel so good." — my mood was slipping, but I was still smiling. When you get that kind of power without doing anything for it, it's revitalizing.

— Jervis, can you show me the level of this creature? — I exclaimed.

Without a word, he brought up a menu:

▷Name: Rumia

▷Race: Youkai

▷Level: 667

▷Specialization: Youkai of Darkness (experience 100%)

▷Skills: Dark magic(S), Shadow magic(SS), Flying(-), Cuteness(Cutie!), ...

▷State: On the brink of insanity

"Holy moly! Why am I even alive right now?!"

Spotting it at the last moment, a burst of energy flashes in front of me.

A laser full of black energy flew at me, literally bursting from the pulse in the form of outgoing flames that went in all directions of the forest. I was trapped in a cage of fire with no way out at all. I'm trapped in here!

Standing in a stupor I was hit by a laser right in my chest, and after screaming in pain I was also hit by 10 projectiles in all parts of my body, one bullet was shooted in my eye.

— AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAHHHHHHHHHH! — I screamed with the pain of hell.

I feel like I'm a living corpse in the body of my own thoughts, and in this case fire, which is burning me from the outside.

Looking to the sides I see only black flames, and in front of me stands an oppressively dark creature.

— AGHHHHHHH. — I spit out a mouthful of blood, — "C'mon, let's fight, weirdo!"

I unbutton my shirt and throw my mrt out of it, it won't do any good. I spread my arms out, making myself as visible as possible.

— COME HERE, MOTHERFUCKER! - I say with a face full of wounds, spitting blood.