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Wisdom's Daughter
In the fields of the Natzu Prairie there was a farm. It was a humble farm with only a few cows,
some sheep, a couple of horses, and a cucco house, but for the people who called it home, it was
enough.
The farm had belonged to a man named Gustave. He had been a knight in Labrynna, in
his youth. He was reared within Labrynnan culture like all his countrymen, but after an incident
in which his sister was killed, his conscience had provoked him, and he fled to Holodrum. He
placed himself in the service of Queen Ellen II, and served until the early years of King Gellin.
He then retired, and used the money he had saved up to start his farm. After a few years, he met a
beautiful young woman named Sophia. They married and had a family; together they were happy
for many years. Alas, one day, Gustave died, for he was already aged, but Sophia was still hale
and hearty. His farm was left to her and their children.
Sophia had been born and raised in Holodrum. She was the daughter of a woodcutter and
his wife. Her father's family could be traced all the way back to when Holodrum had first come
under Hyrulean Dominion, but her mother's family was a mystery a few generations back.
Sophia herself was seen as mysterious by the people. She was beautiful, very beautiful.
Many said that she and her daughters were the most beautiful women in all of Holodrum. Even
after birthing children she was still called "most beautiful." There was also magic in her family,
powerful magic. Between the magic and her famous beauty, it was rumoured that one of her
ancestors must have married a fairy. Of course, no one could neither prove nor disprove this
theory, but it was a popular one all the same. However, rumours and admirers mattered not to
Sophia. What mattered to the widow was the farm her husband had left her, and her daughters.
Three she had, and all were bright-eyed and golden haired: Agitha the youngest, Tetra the middle
child, and the eldest was called Zelda.
It was another average midharvest day. Leaves of red and gold lined the ground, the slight chill
in the air whispered of the coming winter. In the sky, one could see flocks of birds fly by,
migrating south for winter. The naked trees stretched their bare branches to the sky like crooked
fingers. Foxes and other animals could be seen flitting to and fro as they prepared for the colder
weather.
Zelda took in a deep breath, relishing in the beauty of harvest from where she sat upon
the fence which warded her family's farm. A wind swept through the tall corns, bringing a smile
to her face. She jumped off the fence and walked in the direction of the barn.
Inside, she walked over to whither the cows were stalled. She pet them on their heads and
greeted each one by name. Once she'd greeted them all, she made her way to the horses where
her sister Tetra was tending them.
'Tetra!' Zelda smiled brightly. 'How are the horses?'
Tetra, who had been brushing a handsome stallion, halted her task and faced her sister
with her hands on her hips. 'Oh, they are doing just fine. Thank you, Zelda, for asking about how
the horses are doing instead of your own, poor sister who has been pampering them all morning.
Yea, thank you very much.'
Zelda's eyes widened, and her hands flew over her mouth. Before she can say anything,
though, Tetra bends over with cackling laughter.
'I'm joking, I'm joking,' she laughs.
Zelda glared at her sister, her cheeks puffed out in a pout. 'That was not funny, Tetra. I
was worried you were actually upset. You know I struggle with sarcasm.'
'I know, I know, but I couldn't resist messing with you.' She then held up her arms
towards her sister. 'Now come here.'
The two sisters embraced each other tightly. Tetra nuzzled into Zelda's bosom; a habit
she's had since she was a little girl. Zelda patted her sister on the head. As much as they enjoyed
snuggling, their chores called to them, and they must complete them.
Zelda helped Tetra finish taking care of the horses. They were brushed, watered, and fed
thoroughly. They milked the cows, and gathered eggs from the hens to sell at the market. The sun
was setting when they finished. A voice like the ring of bells cried out to them, and they saw
their little sister Agitha running towards them. Behind her was their neighbour and friend Ms.
Impa.
Ms. Impa lived down the lane with her son Daphnes. Their property was small, but
enough for them to grow a small rice farm, and a couple of cherry trees. Impa had come to
Holodrum from Labrynna shortly before Zelda was born, with an infant son in tow. Gustave and
Sophia had helped her get settled by buying the land for her. They quickly became sundorfriends,
and in time Impa became like a second mother to the girls, who affectionately called her Auntie
Impa.
They scooped up the youngest sister into a bear hug, and then all three jumped onto Impa,
wrapping their arms around her wide, curvaceous form. Daphnes tried to slink off, but Zelda
sighted him, and pulled their honorary brother into their group hug by his collar.
A deep, fruity laugh burst from Impa's lungs as she wrapped her strong arms around her
sweet, little lambs. Her bright, red eyes twinkled with the warmth of Summer, and the light of a
warm hearth.
Zelda and Tetra have read enough books to know that Impa was a Shiekah. Her red eyes
and white hair were the telltale signs. Yet, knowing this, they still found it hard to believe that
their Impa was in any way connected to the Shiekah of ancient times, the mysterious tribe which
had sworn allegiance to Hyrule's royal family, and had served loyally as royal bodyguards, hired
assassins, spies, and scientists. Impa didn't bring any of these things to mind. She certainly didn't
look like any of these. As far as the sisters were concerned, Impa was your average, middle aged,
Hylian housewife: a big, lovable, cuddly teddy bear.
Hand in hand, they walked back to the house.
As they neared the house, they saw two figures standing outside. One was their mother,
the other was Ruul, the mayor of Horon Town. They were too far away to hear what was being
said, but Zelda coud tell from the sharpness of her mother's eyes that it was something serious.
The two adults must have sensed them approaching, for they paused in their discussion and
glanced in their direction. They shared a look and a few words before moving towards the house.
They enter, but as they did Sophia made eye contact with Impa.
A silent conversation passed between them in a matter of seconds. Impa nodded in
understanding.
'Children, stay here with Daphnes.'
Little Agitha clung to the skirt of Impa's dress. 'Auntie Impa?'
Impa smiled at Agitha, but it didn't reach her eyes. 'Don't worry child. It's only a boring
grown up business. Now go play with your sisters and brother.' She kissed Agitha on her head
before hustling to catch up with Sofia and Ruul.
Daphnes gathered the others to him and ushered them away to the prairie for some
games. Yet, even though they played, there was a chain upon them. Their movements were stiff,
and their shoulders slumped. Passerby may have heard laughter and seen smiles, but the looks
in their eyes were distant. The only one who was unaffected was Agitha. Being a child, she
remained innocent to the problems of adults. She moved with the fleetness of a deer, and her
laughter sounded like silver bells. Her smile was contagious, and soon they all were truly happy.
The hours went by, and the sun had lowered before they were called in for dinner. Mayor
Ruul had already left. They ate to their fill, and talked about the simple things, but a tension hung
above their heads. Afterwards, Sophia and Impa sent them all to bed, and when asked why,
nothing was made clear.
That night, Zelda woke up in need of some water. Untangling herself from her siblings,
she quietly snuck out of the room they shared and crept down the hall to the kitchen. As she
neared, she heard voices in urgent conversation. She halted, pressing herself against the wall, and
tip-toed to the corner so she coud better hear.
'I still can't believe that he did something like this behind my back.'
Zelda recognised the voice as her mother. She frowned. Who was he, and had he done
behind her mother? Had some man betrayed her mother's trust? …Surely not her father!
'I always wondered how he found the money to help me buy my land, but I didn't think
he had mortgaged his own farm, and without telling you.'
Zelda recognised the second speaker as Impa, but she found no comfort in Impa's words.
A mortgage? On their farm? And by her own father? She pressed herself further against the wall
to keep herself from trembling. The older women continued talking.
'And we're only finding out now after ten years, Impa. Ten years since his death, and
we're just finding out!'
'Shrewd business is hwat it is! If Mayor Ruul is to be believed, Gustave had almost
finished paying off the mortgage, but died before he could make the final payment. Instead of
cancelling the det, the landlord passed it on to you (likely assuming you already knew about it),
but nobody else did know, so all the mortgage payments have been piling up, and the interest has
been building up along with it, and now we have ten years worth of mortgage payments with an
interest rate of nineteen percent to pay off by the winter solstice!'
'How am I supposed to do this, Impa? How can I possibly save up ten thousand rupees
before the solstice this late in Harvest? …Can it be done?'
Impa is silent for several seconds, but when she spoke defeat was heavy in her voice.
'No, it cannot be done. It is too late in the season. You need the money to feed your family
through the winter. Even if I gave you some of my earnings it wouldn't be enough.'
'But can it be done?' Sophia responded more firmly.
Impa went silent again. '...If …If you mean by… other means, well, there are very few
means by hwich a woman can earn so much money in so little time, and… and I would
recommend none of them unless we have no other choices.'
'Impa,' Sophia responded slowly. There was an edge in her voice that made Zelda
shudder. 'I have less than two months to find ten thousand rupees to pay off my late husband's
det, otherwise me and my daughters are going to be evicted from our farm! I have no other
choice.'
'Don't,' Impa pleaded.
'I'll join the brothel! If I'm still as beautiful as people say I am, surely I'll draw in a
steady stream of clients. All the money will go towards the mortgage, and if I get plenty of rich
clients, I should have the money by the solstice.'
A long silence dragged out. Zelda had covered her mouth with her hand to silence her
sobbing. She refused to believe things were coming to this. That her own mother would suggest
whoring herself for whatever reason, it flew against everything Zelda associated with her mother,
and she shuddered.
'Fine,' Impa lamented. 'If you're serious about doing this, then I'm joining you.'
'No! Don't!'
Zelda launched herself around the corner and rushed towards her mother and Impa. She fell to her
knees, wrapped her arms around their legs, and sobbed into their skirts.
'Zelda! Hwa-'
'I'll do it! I'll get us the money!'
Sophia watched her daughter, a sense of wonder and awe overpowering her. But the
moment passed. Wonder and awe gave way to frustration. Her hands balled into fists, and she
shook like a long dormant volcano about to pour forth its wrath.
'Absolutely not!' she roared. 'Zelda, I've already lived my life, I have nothing left to
want, but you are still young and have yet to live yours.' She fell onto her own knees and pulled
Zelda into a crushing hug, holding onto her desperately. 'Hwich is hwy I will not stand for my
daughter ruining her life by- by hw-hworing herself at a-'
'No, no, not like that,' Zelda hastily cut off. Shaky laughs mixed in with her sobbs.
'I'll get married. I'll find a husband–a rich husband. I'll make the det my bride-price. Let me do
this, mom. Let me do this.'
Sophia was silent. A thousand and a longhundred different thoughts flew through her
mind faster than the wind. She looked at Impa, pleading with her eyes for counsel on what to do
now. Impa's eyes reveal the conflict that is pervading her own mind. The silence drags on, and
Zelda's sobbing is all that can be heard. Finally, Impa met Sophia's eyes. Her face was hardened;
determination shone in the depths of her red gaze. One strong affirmative nod was all she gave,
but it was enough.
Sophia sighed. She patted her daughter on the head. 'Very well then, Zelda. Here's hwat
you will do. Tomorrow you are going to wear your best, you will go down to the market at the
capital, and you will not return until you've found yourself a suitor. Am I clear?'
'Yes,' Zelda exclaimed weakly.
'Good.' Sophia then kissed Zelda's hair. 'Now go to bed. You have a busy day
tomorrow.'
After hugging both women goodnight, Zelda went to her room, making sure to be quiet
so as to not wake up any of her sisters or Daphnes. She climbed into the bed, but before going to
sleep she offered a prayer to Hylia for success with her mission.
Author's Notes:
I imagined Impa looking like her design in the Oracle Series.
I made the word Sundorfriend from the Old English Sundorwine which means "special friend" (if I recall correctly). I wanted a word to describe Impa's relationship with Zelda's parents that was more than just "best friends." Also, sundorfriend sounds more elegant than special friend.
If your wondering why could and debt are spelt as "coud" and "det," it's me subtly pushing for a change in the English spelling. The ridding of letters that never belonged. There was no "l" or "b" in could and debt till the printing press came to England, so out they go!
