Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz! Chapter 22: Two Writers Make a Wrong!, a mighty med fanfic

Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Oh, Oliver, there you are." Kaz says calmly while walking up to Oliver, as it is a normal day in Philadelphia, PA, and we cue over to Mighty Med as we see both boys hanging out in the Mighty Med Main Area and wearing their white lab coats. "Horace wants us to go to the lab and kill a spider."

"A spider?" A nervous Oliver asked as he sweated a bit. "Uh uh. I can't. I have to take this call." Olivier says awkwardly while reaching over to grab a tape dispenser as he pretends to speak into it. "Hello?"

"You're talking into a tape dispenser."

"...I gotta go." An embarrassed Oliver says as he puts down the tape dispenser.

"Oliver, it's just a spider. Don't be such a wuss." An annoyed Kaz scolded as a serious Dr. Horace appeared on the scene.

"Boys, forget about the spider. I have much bigger problems to deal with. Our hospital revenues are down due to a recent drop in comic book sales."

"We have noticed some of the issues have been pretty boring lately." Oliver says with a wince as Kaz nods in agreement.

"Yeah, in his latest issue, Blue Tornado just did online traffic school."

"Well, because of the lower sales, Mighty Med has been forced to make some cutbacks. Fortunately, nothing major just yet...you're fired, by the way." A blunt Dr. Horace says to a Random Doctor, who pouted as he turned around to leave.

"You know, Oliver and I are the world's biggest superhero fans. Let us help write the comic books." Kaz suggested as an eager Oliver nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, we can make them much better."

"Boys, the comic books aren't works of fiction. They're the superhero history books, and I don't know if it's a good idea to let Normos handle something so important." Dr. Horace said with a grim tone as Oliver raised an eyebrow at him dryly.

"Uh, you let us do brain surgery, and we're not even eighteen yet."

"Well, I do have poor judgment, so fine, you can help. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to perform an operation, but since we have a shortage of surgical instruments, these will have to do." Dr. Horace says as he went over to get some scissors.

"You can't do surgery with those. Lizard Man just used those to give himself a Lizard Mani-Pedi." Oliver says with a disbelieving and worried tone as Dr. Horace rolls his eyes and scoffs.

"Don't worry. I'm going to sterilize them first." Dr. Horace says while wiping them against his coat and turned around to leave, much to the disgust of the Normo Doctors as we then cue over to the Mighty Med Lounge Area and we see Skylar walking in her Supersuit as Jordan followed her and wore her white lab coat as both girls were planning to hang out by watching some TV, only to see a saddened Alan sitting there with a sign that reads, 'Ask me what's wrong', and both Besties immediately tried to backtrack, only for him to use his telekinesis to levitate a comically huge sign that reads, 'I said, ask me what's wrong!', as Jordan and Skylar groaned in defeat and annoyance as they walked over to reluctantly sit down in front of him.

"Alan, what's wrong?"

"Well, since you asked, I've been bummed out ever since I learned the truth about my Father. I'm Half-Normo." Alan said as Skylar gave him a sympathetic look.

"I know exactly how you feel-,"

"No, you don't. You're a Super who lost her powers and got forcibly turned into a Normo while Jordan is a Superpowered Normo. I'm the only Half-Super/Half-Normo in existence." Alan says with an overdramatic tone as Jordan stares at him dryly.

"I highly doubt that because-,"

"Look, you just don't understand how I feel. I'm one of the Normos, who are weak, lazy, weak, lazy, lazy, bad at coming up with adjectives."

"Lazy? Normos? You are literally the last person to say that." Jordan says with a scowl on her face as Skylar nods.

"Hey, you still have powers. I'm way more of a lame Normo than you. Jordan, who's more of a lame Normo, me or Alan? " Skylar asked Jordan with a bitter tone as said person gained an idea and clasped her hands together.

"There's only one way to settle this. We'll hold a series of elaborate competitions over a four-week period to determine who's the most Normo, and we'll call it, 'The Normolympics',"

"You've put a lot of thought into this." A weirded out Skylar says as Jordan shrugged.

"No, I just thought it up right on the spot. Plus, crime has been down lately, which leaves us Mighty Med Doctors with less work since Superheroes arent getting hurt during battle, so I'm bored and want to do something fun." Jordan says with a cheeky grin on her face as Skylar rolled her eyes and Alan stared at her in admiration and lust.

~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song!]~

Jordan: Okay, yo!

Every day's an adventure!

You never know by the looks on our faces at the school when we enter!

Leave class early,

Work at 3:30,

Hit the comic store, read up before the journey,

All these new issues and superpowers!

If we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours!

Everybody says that we shouldn't worry,

But have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney?!

Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver can be seen putting away their books in their lockers after school was over as they turned to eacsuperheroesshared a fistbump and a smirk as the trio then ran out of Logan High School and made their way over to the Domain to read all of the latest superhero comic books for work as they were able to find out that Blue Tornado got attacked by a supervillain and was left incapacitated as Jordan and the boys shared a serious look and nodded as they then turned around to leave and appeared at the Philadelphia Hospital Waiting Room as the Mighty Med Normo Doctors made their way over to get inside of the Janitor's Closet and Jordan reached over to grab onto the handle of a nearby toilet plunger broom and pulled on it, causing a wall compartment to open up to show a glowing blue/silver puzzle on the wall as Oliver began working on it and was able to finish the puzzle as it shows the glowing blue/silver Symbol of Caduceo and a big green box with the words, 'Enter', appears in front of them as Kaz reached over to press it, causing the wall in the Janitor's Closet to open up to reveal the Mighty Med Hospital as Benny appeared and could be seen wheeling in an unconcious Blue Tornado on a gurney as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver shared a serious glare and nodded as they then reached over to grab their white lab coats to put them on and rushed forward to begin saving the people, who save people.

Oliver: Will we save the world today?!

You never know!

Will we all be safe today?!

You never know!

Will we fly away or stay?!

You never know!

But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!

Save the people who save people after classes!

We flip the page and jump into action!

They call us Normos, normally fantastic!

Seeing superheroes that we only imagined!

After quickly rushing over to check on the unconscious Blue Tornado, Oliver then swiftly began checking his vitals while Jordan reached behind her to pull out the latest comic book issue of Blue Tornado and began speed reading it as she was able to find out what was wrong with their latest Superhero patient and told the boys about the problem as the trio were all quick to get to work with Oliver ordering Benny to give them the super defibrillators and the Mighty Med Nurse was quick to toss it over to Kaz, who grabbed them and yelled, 'Clear!', while slamming them against Blue Tornado's head while Oliver used a high tech machine to help adjust the electrical output as Richard's eyes opened and gasped in shock, finally waking up as he sits up straight and thanked the Mighty Med Doctors for reviving him as a smirking Jordan nodded lightly, a grinning Kaz gave him some finger guns, and a smiling Oliver raised his hand for a high five as a beaming Blue Tornado gave him one, but accidentally put too much strength into his high five as he sends a screaming Oliver flying backwards, but thankfully, Skylar Storm appeared into the scene as she flipped and even carthwheeled around to land on the ground and raised her arms to catch a falling Oliver as he blushed heavily and stared up at her lovingly as Connie blushed and smiled as she winked.

Kaz: In this type of life, you got to have fight!

Put up your fist and fight for what's right!

Never could tell what we could see out of sight!

Do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight!

A glaring Alan could be seen poking his head out of cover from behind a pillar, and spotted Jordan standing near the Mighty Med Main Desk while messing around with some pieces of paper as Horace's Nephew smirked devilishly and held up his hand as he used his telekinesis to latch onto a nearby white mug with the red words, 'I HATE NormoS!' written on it and used his telekinesis to send it flying over to collide against Jordan, only for her to perk up at the sight of the Key of Steel lying on the ground and bend down to grab it as the mug flew over to collide against the back of her head, not hurting her whatsoever due to her skin now being tough as steel as fuming and angry Alan stomped his foot into the ground and began throwing a temper tantrum just as Kaz appeared into the scene while holding onto everyone's labcoats as he then threw it over to land on top of his frenemy's head and told him to leave it at their usual hangers before walking off as Alan groaned in anger and embarrassment as he growled angrily.

Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz: Will we save the world today?

You never know

Will we all be safe today?

You never know

Will we fly away or stay?

You never know

But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!

After a hard day's work at Mighty Med, we see the trio arriving back at the Domain as they went over to sit down on the couch to relax and have fun as normal teenagers do as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver then begin reading the latest superhero comic book issues...and frowned deadpannedly at the sight of Tecton, Solar Flare II, the Crusher, Titanio, and Owl Girl getting seriously injured by their mortal enemies as the trio shared a knowing and determined look before standing up from the couch to run over to make their way to the Mighty Med Hospital as we then cue over to said hospital and we see Ambrose using his Clairvoyance Powers to see into the far future to write the Top Secret Comic Book Series of the Mighty Med Crew as the Comic Book Cover showed the image of Key Keeper X standing in place with her arms crossed and currently transformed into her Steel Form while Hydromancer floated up into the air and held out his arms to create dual mini water cyclones, Pyromancer floated beside him and covered his whole body in intense red flames, Skylar Storm floated in between the boys with her eyes/hands glowing a bright pink energy, Caduceo stood in place stoically with his hands glowing blue, and Morphos had morphed his left arm into that of a gorilla while having donkey ears, bat-like wings, a scorpion tail, and alligator skin as he used his right arm to levitate a large van as a smirking Ambrose then put away his Future Top Screte Comic Book Issues in his secret compartment and the title of the story appeared before the readers.

~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song Over!]~

"Here we are." Dr. Horace says as, after doing his surgery, we see him and the Normo Mighty Med Doctors standing in front of a wooden door placed in the hallway of Might Med. "Do you have any idea what's on the other side of this door?"

"The Mighty Med comic book department?"

"No, it's just the other side of this door. Mostly wood and another doorknob, much like this one." Dr. Horace stated bluntly as Oliver deflated a bit. "But behind that is the comic book department. Behold." Dr. Horace says while opening the doors as Oliver and Kaz perked up as they went inside...and frowned in disappointment at the sight of a Super hanging out inside of a rather small and pathetic office.

Sitting before them is a 6'5-feet-tall, 70-year-old Male Mutated Super with a pair of blue eyes, short white hair, thin white eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Wrinkled Caucasian Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared open brown jacket with a long-sleeved high-collared blue/white-stripped shirt underneath, a dark blue bowtie, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is Ambrose, the Super who runs the comic book department as he has the Superpower of Clairvoyance, which allows him to see every detail of Superheroes' Adventures through their eyes, allowing him to document every event for comic books as well as the ability of Minor Super Speed that allows him to move his hands at incredible speeds to allow him to write and draw fifty panels at once, so that he can write all he comic books and weirdly has Wall Crawling Abilities, but despite being able to see every detail that happens to superheroes, certain secrets are still a mystery even to him.

"This is it? One guy, one desk?"

"I just got a desk last week...I used to have to work standing...on the ceiling...I also just got a floor last week...got this wall yesterday..." Ambrose says with a deadpan tone as Horace turns to Oliver and Kaz.

"Boys, meet Ambrose. He is our comic book department. Ambrose's power allows him to see every detail of all the Superheroes' lives and record everything as it happens, creating 50 panels at once. Anyway, I have to go remove one of Two-Headed Man's heads. From now on, he's just going to be One Headed Man." Dr. Horace says while turning around to walk away as an excited Oliver walked up to Ambrose.

"Ambrose, sir, it's such an honor to be working with you. We hope, in some small way, we can help make the comic books-,"

"Not stink." Kaz stated bluntly as Ambrose rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Excuse me, it's not my fault that crime is down and there's no action. Also, since the Crusher got married, his wife won't let him do anything dangerous."

"I was wondering why he spent the whole last issue antiquing in Amish Country." Oliver says in realization as Kaz rolls his eyes.

"Now the Crusher's almost as much of a wimp as you are."

"I am not a wimp. Who pinned you in wrestling yesterday?"

"Thumb-wrestling, and you cheated. You are supposed to keep your elbow on the table." Kaz whined as Oliver gave him a blank look and then turned back to Ambrose.

"Ambrose, can't we just fudge the facts a little, make the comic books a little more entertaining?"

"Yeah, because if they don't sell, Mighty Med will go broke."

"Well, I suppose we could embellish things a little-Wait, I'm getting a vision," Ambrose says with his eyes glowing white as he reaches over to grab a blank piece of paper and a pencil. "The Crusher is arguing with his Mother-In-Law." Ambrose says as he begins drawing at superhuman speed.

"Yeah, this is a perfect start. How about we change 'Arguing' to 'Battling'?" Kaz suggested as Oliver perked up and nodded.

"Oh, oh, and replace mother-in-law with reptilian death beast."

"Oh, so you've met her." Ambrose says with a dry tone as we then cue over to the Mighty Med Rec Room, and we see a smirking Jordan standing in a stage with a bunch of Mighty Med Doctors, Nurses, and Superheroes standing around her as there was a bunch of baners that reads, 'Normoolympics!', with Skylar and Alan's faces on them.

"Welcome to the Normolympics," A grinning Jordan says while having her long light blonde hair tied up into a high bun as she wore a pair of black glasses, a long-sleeved high-collared black jacket with a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a red tie, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes. "Ten thrilling events to determine who is the most Normo, Connie or Alan? Now, here are our two competitors in their traditional Normo garb." Jordan says just as Connie appeared while wearing her Normo Glasses and Civilian Clothing as Alan appeared while wearing a long-sleeved cyan Hawaiian shirt with green flowers, short white pants, and a pair of black shoes.

"Connie, you are going down like an escalator that Normos use because they're too lazy to walk." Alan said as Connie gave him a dry look.

"Okay, first off, I think you are thinking about the elevator, Alan. Second, look how motivated you are. Very Un-Normo of you. I'll be over here, not focusing on anything, and forgetting where I put my keys."

"And now, the first event, the grueling Normolympic Marathon 27 days of non-stop TV Viewing, or as we Normos put it, a typical month." Jordan says as she leads Connie and Alan over to sit down on a couple of chairs to watch some television. "Ready...set...begin," Jordan says as Connie and Alan begin watching a bunch of TV Shows, but after four days of binge watching, an enraged and frustrated Alan has had enough and stood up from his seat.

"I-I quit! I can't take any more infomercials! And how can that possibly be a mop and a juicer?!" Alan asked angrily while raising his hand to use his telekinesis to latch onto the TV, and then threw it away.

"And the first event goes to Connie!"

"..."

"Connie, why don't you look happy?" A bewildered Jordan asked as a pouting Connie raised her phone.

"Because operators are standing by, and my phone is dead." Connie complained as we then cued over to the Mighty Med Main Area, and we see a smiling Dr. Horace walking up to Oliver and Kaz.

"Boys, great work. Comic book sales are way up. We're rolling in money now. I bought us a new brain enlarger, a quantum scalpel, and best of all, this." Dr. Horace says as he reaches behind him to pull out a device. "An ice cream super scooper. Don't confuse it with the super pooper scooper. I've made that mistake."

"I remember. That was a bad picnic." Kaz says with a nod just as Benny appeared as he wheeled in a gurney that contained a Superhero stuck inside of a giant face hamburger as the Mighty Med Normo Male Doctors went over to him worriedly.

Sitting before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 35-year-old Male Vigilante Normo with a pair of brown eyes, short dark brown hair, thick dark brown eyebrows, a big pointy nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly toned build, and he was currently wearing his supersuit, which consists of a black armored helmet that covered the top half of his face, a long black cape wrapped around his neck as it reaches down to his legs, a pair of armored black shoulder pads, a black armored chest, a pair of arm-length armored black gauntlets, a silver utility belt filled with all kinds of weapons and such, and a pair of thigh-high black armored boots. His name is Burton Shadow AKA Dark Warrior, one of the few Superheroes who is a Normo.

"It's the Dark Warrior."

"What happened?" Kaz asked as Burton shrugged.

"I was trying to stop the evil Dreadlock from sabotaging the commuter railway. I threw him off the speeding locomotive and stopped the train from derailing, but he escaped by cold-cocking me with this giant hamburger."

"We can't let people read a comic book with this ending." Kaz says worriedly as Oliver nods in agreement.

Your whole image is about fear and intimidation."

"And right now, you look ridiculous-I mean, cool," Oliver says before getting elbowed by Kaz as he smiles awkwardly. "I mean, you're wearing a hamburger. How many guys can pull that off?"

"Well, eight orderlies tried to pull it off, but couldn't, so more than eight." Dark Warrior says dryly as Kaz then got an idea and turned to his friend.

"Wait, Oliver, we can just convince Ambrose to change the ending. That way, we can save the Dark Warrior's reputation."

"Good idea." Oliver says with an approving nod as he then turns back to Burton. "Hey, we have to run, but is there anything we can do for you before we go?"

"Well, odd as it might seem, I'm really craving a hamburger." Dark Warrior says as we then cue over to the Mighty Med Cafeteria, and we see Connie and Alan standing near a huge buffet line as Jordan stands near them with a microphone in her hand as the Mighty Med Doctors, Nurses, and Supers could be seen spectating the scene.

"The next event in the Normolympics will be the 100-meter buffet, or as we Normos put it, a light snack before dinner. The winner will be determined based on speed, quantity of food, and style points. On your mark...get...set...go!" Jordan says while pulling out a laser gun and firing a big orange energy blast that flew up to hit Owl Girl, causing her to crash down into the ground in pain as she winced. "Oh, sorry about that, Owl Girl, but we keep warning you to stop hanging out in the ceiling in Mighty Med." An apologetic Jordan says as Owl Girl glared at her, but said nothing as she walked off. "...Anyway...go!" Jordan ordered as Connie and Alan instantly ran over to begin piling a bunch of food onto their plates. "Oh, the gluttony! Uh-oh, it appears that Skylar's hatred for bacon bits could really cost her!"

"Damn you, Cobb Salad!" Connie snapped while being very picky with her plate as Alan finished collecting all of the food for not only his own plate but another as well.

"What a surprise! The fatass got himself two plates, and he's taken way too many napkins!" Jordan says as Alan cheered while Connie rolled her eyes as we then fast forward in time, and we cue over to a Mighty Med Mec Room as we see Oliver and Kaz talking with Dark Warrior.

"So we have good news and bad news. The bad news is there's no way you can battle for at least two more weeks."

"Ugh, and the good news?"

"They had a pair of those socks that I like at the department store." A smiling Oliver says as he gestures down at his socks.

"Dude, stop showing people your socks. It's weird." An annoyed Kaz scolded Oliver as he then turned to Burton. "But the really, really good news is the latest issue of your comic book is out, and we tweaked the ending so that you trapped Dreadlock in a hamburger."

"What? You can't do that. There will be ramifications. You can't just rewrite history." A concerned and angry Dark Warrior says as Kaz rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Why is everybody so obsessed with history? Starting with my history teacher. That's all he talks about."

"Dark warrior, look, you're missing the big picture. This is good for you." Oliver says as he was about to say something else, but stopped as a nearby TV flickered to life and showed live footage of a Supervillain.

Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 36-year-old Male Supervillain Normo with a pair of green eyes, long black hair in the style of dreadlocks, thick black eyebrows, a big pointy nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly toned build, and he was currently wearing his supersuit, which consists of a black blask that covered his eyes, a red/blue/black mask that covered the lower half of his face, a pair of armored black/red shoulder pads, a red/black armored chest, a pair of arm-length armored black/red gauntlets, a black utility belt filled with all kinds of weapons and such, and a pair of thigh-high black armored red/boots. His name is Mitsy Lovelock AKA Dreadlock, a supervillain and the Archenemy of Dark Warrior.

"You so-called superheroes know me as Dreadlock. The Dark Warrior says he defeated me. I say he's a liar."

"Don't worry. He can't prove it."

"I can prove it."

What the fuck?" A surprised Oliver asked while turning to Dreadlock as said person gave him an irritated and deadpanned look.

"I can hear you. This is a two-way broadcast. Anyway, to set the record straight, I challenge Dark Warrior to a battle on the roof of Constitution Tower, at 8:00 tonight."

"Now what? I can barely walk." A worried Dark Warrior says as Oliver turned to him, reassuringly.

"No big deal. Just don't show up."

"I can still hear you." Dreadlock reminded Oliver as he cursed under his breath. "Anyway, if he doesn't show up, I'll destroy Independence Hall, and if any other superheroes show up to stop me, I'll take out the whole city!" Dreadlock says before hanging up the call as an angry Dark Warrior turned to Oliver and Kaz.

"This is all your fault! You see what happens when you change history?!"

"I know...but on the bright side, if Dreadlock kills you, we won't have to change the ending of that comic book... issues where superheroes die sell really well," Kaz says awkwardly as we fast forward in time, and we see Dark Warrior reading the latest issue of his comic book as he groans and shakes his head.

"No wonder Dreadlock is so angry. You made him look totally weak."

"In hindsight, writing, 'I want my mommy!', in his thought bubble may have been a mistake..." Kaz says sheepishly as Burton grows serious.

"There's only one way to prevent Dreadlock from wreaking havoc on the city. I need to go battle him tonight."

"You can't. You're too weak." A concerned Oliver says as Kaz nods and goes over to the Pain Management Machine that had its cables attached to Burton's body.

"Yeah, and you have to stay hooked up to this Pain Management Machine for another week."

"I don't need pain management. I'm-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dark Warrior denied while reaching up to yank off the cables, causing him to feel extreme pain and agony as he screamed loudly before putting on the cables a bit as Burton painted heavily. "Okay, that machine was doing more than I thought."

"Okay, what if we find another superhero to get in your suit, pretend to be you, and face Dreadlock?" Kaz asked as Burton shook his head.

"Won't can do. There's no other Superhero out there that can fit in my suit."

"What are you talking about..." Oliver asked before trailing off as Dark Warrior reached over to press a button on his utility belt to lower the lifts on his shoes to reveal that he is the same size as them.

"I have lifts in my shoes. We're the same size."

"Well, I guess it'll have to be me. Oliver's afraid to confront a spider. How's he going to confront a super-villain?" Kaz asked as Oliver rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"I have literally faced Supervillains multiple times by this point. Besides, I can ask Jordan for her Key of Steel to help protect me while I face Dreadlock. It's not like she's using it to do heroics as Jordan is busy doing that Normoolympics thing, but we have a problem here, how am I going to mimic Dark Warrior's voice?" Oliver asked as Burton waved his hand around reassuringly.

"Uh, not a problem. I use a voice modulator." Dark Warrior says as he reaches over to tap his helmet to turn off his Voice Modulator. "This is my real voice." Dark Warrior says as, instead of sounding tough and dangerous, he sounds like a toddler, causing the Mighty Med Normo Doctors to snort as they began laughing loudly.

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"STOP LAUGHING!" The Dark Warrior snapped, causing the Mighty Med Normo Doctors to freeze, and grinned at him sheepishly as Kaz then turned to Oliver seriously.

"Oliver, I can't let you do this...and I'm not just saying that because you're too scared, but because I want to use Jordan's Key of Stel and wear a really cool costume." An excited Kaz says as Dark Warrior shakes his head.

"Not just anyone can wear my suit. It all comes down to who can fit in my boots. What size shoe do you wear?"

"Ten/Seven."

"I'm a seven. Badda bing, badda boom. Oliver, you are the Dark Warrior tonight." Dark Warrior says while pointing over at Jordan, who nods as we then fast forward to nighttime, and we see Oliver standing on the roof of Constitution Tower while dressed up as the Dark Warrior and having the Key of Steel in his person as Kaz hides nearby.

"It's five past 8:00, and Dreadlock's still not here."

"Maybe he caught one glimpse of me and 'dreaded' for the hills because he knew he was 'dread' meat, 'dread' on arrival-Oh, there he is." A wincing Oliver says while using his Voice Modulator to speak like the Dark Warrior as he and Kaz spot Dreadlock appearing in the scene.

"The Dark Warrior. I didn't think you were man enough to show up."

"I am more than man enough to face you, Dreadlock."

"Heh, whatever you have in your Utility Belt, it's useless against-Ugh!" Dreadlock says before screaming in pain as Oliver rushed over to deliver a powerful punch against his chest to send him flying over to crash against the wall and fall down to the ground as he groaned in pain.

"Well, that worked surprisingly well." A stunned Kaz says as Oliver went over to bend down and grabbed onto Dreadlock as he raised him up into the air and reached over to grab his mask to take it off as the Mighty Med Normo Doctors had come to a starting realization.

"Wait, you're not Dreadlock. You're just a kid." A shocked Oliver says while placing 'Dreadlock' down into the ground as he took off his own helmet.

"And you're not Dark Warrior."

"What the hell is going on here?" Kaz asked while walking out of his hiding spot, as 'Dreadlock' sighed somberly.

"Fine, I'm not the evil Dreadlock. I'm just his assistant, Bob. Dreadlock came down with a stomach virus, so he made me come in his place. I figured if Dark Warrior showed up, I'd just bluff my way through and try to scare him away, but that failed spectacularly." The Now-Named Bob says with a worried groan as he begins pacing around a bit. "This is a nightmare. If this fiasco shows up in the comic books, the evil Dreadlock will be humiliated, and he'll fire me out of a cannon into a buzz saw...he's very evil."

"Well, we can't let anyone find out about this, and I think I know what to do," Oliver says with a sly grin as we then fast forward in time, and we see Kaz and Oliver hanging out at Ambrose's Office. "...and then the Dark Warrior and Dreadlock, still entangled in mortal combat, tumbled off the rooftop into the inky night below. To be continued."

"Fine, we'll go with your ending, but since sales are up, do you think I could get a pencil sharpener? Because it's extremely dangerous to do it with this." Ambrose says while reaching behind him to pull out a giant saw blade

Well, Oliver, I've got to say that it was pretty brave the way you faced Dreadlock like that...even though that wasn't really Dreadlock...and you had Jordan's Key of Steel on you...oh, and that was the lamest fight ever..." Kaz insulted as Oliver glared at him.

"You know what?! That's it! Bring it on! You and me! Right now!" Oliver ordered as he and Kaz went over to place their arms on the table to begin playing a game of Thumb War with each other.

"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" Kaz and Oliver said in unison as they began playing a game of Thumb War with each other.

"Elbow on the table! Elbow on the table!" Kaz ordered as Oliver raised his arm to get the advantage over him.

"That is the rule." Ambrose says as we then cue over to the Mighty Med Rec Room, and we see Jordan standing by a giant blue sign that reads, 'Score: Connie-5/Alan-5' as said people standing near her.

"The score is now tied, so I prepared a super-secret, tie-breaking, and amazing event." Jordan says as she reached over to push the sign to fall on top of an unsuspecting Lizard Man, slamming him down into the ground as he struggled to escape. "Who can care less about others and not help this innocent lizard bystander?"

"Lizard Man is getting crushed. We have to help him." A concerned Connie says while turning to Alan, who was messing with his phone as he shakes his head.

"Sorry, I'm too busy taking an Internet quiz to see which fairy tale princess I'm most like."

"Ugh, I can't just stand by here and do nothing!" Connie says while rushing over to push off the sign to help out Lizard Man, causing all of the Mighty Med Doctors, Nurses, and Supers to cheer loudly as Jordan walked up to her.

"Skylar, by saving lizard man, you proved you are a hero, and therefore not a Normo, so, in a statement I've never said, and he's never heard, Alan is the winner," Jordan says, causing Alan to cheer loudly and dance around as a disappointed Connie sighed heavily.

"Well, I guess I'm not a Normo after all."

"Yep, because you are not a Normo, Connie," Jordan says, surprising Connie as she turns to her. "Think about it, while you love going to school and having friends and whatnot, you aren't built for this Normo Life. You are literally made to be a Superhero, to protect and serve people, and your destiny of being a Super will return soon after we figure out a way to restore your powers, so stop whining about being a Normo because you are not going to be one for long." Jordan says as she then turned to Alan. "And as for you, yeah it sucks to find out you are Half-Normo, but as you had found out throughout this whole stupid contest, you are more happy as a Normo than a Super, so just accept it."

"...Huh...never realized that, you are right, Jordan. I love being a Normo." A happy Alan says as Connie nods in agreement and reaches up to grab her glasses to take them off.

"And I love being a Super, and I'm not willing to give up being one yet."

"Good. Now that we are all settled with that. Commemorative Accepting That I'm a Super an a Normo fake photo?" Jordan asked as Connie and Alan nodded as they all pretended to take a fake selfie with each other.

And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Anyway, here's the list of the Mighty Med's Crew's Current Powers:

1) Jordan Zuehlsdorff:

The Key of Steel-(Primary Superpowered Weapon)

a) Superhuman Physical Condition

b) Key Weapon Transformation

c) Metal Generation/Shapeshifting

d) True Flight

e) Limited Telekinesis via Key

f) The Power to Unlock Any Door

2) Kaz Perry:

Normo

3) Oliver Short:

Normo

4) Connecticut 'Connie' Valentine AKA Skylar Storm:

De-Powered Super Turned Normo

5) Horace Diaz AKA Caduceo

a) Healing Manipulation (Primary Superpower)

b) Chronokinesis

c) Immortality

d) Superhuman Intelligence

e) Superhearing

6) Alan Diaz

a) Telekinesis (Primary Superpower)

b) Animal Shapeshifting

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.