[INT. SCP FOUNDATION – D-CLASS HOLDING BAY – MORNING]
All 11 Loud siblings—Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily—are in orange D-Class uniforms, standing alongside Clyde McBride, Bart Simpson, and Milhouse Van Houten. The group has grown with the addition of former containment victims-turned-D-Class test subjects: Butters Stotch (SCP-079 survivor), Jimmy Valmer (SCP-093 survivor), Craig Tucker, and Timmy Burch (SCP-1471 survivors).
The lead guard addresses the team with grim urgency.
LEAD GUARD:
"We've located the next anomaly. SCP-4217. The Bismarck."
A hologram of a massive WWII battleship flashes into view. The Bismarck appears to be alive—its cannons twitch, and it roars instead of honking.
LEAD GUARD (CONT'D):
"It's barreling through the Atlantic toward the Amazon rainforest. We don't know why. We don't know how. But we do know one thing—this thing eats everything. It's been reanimated by a fleet of rogue Boxbots from Lord Boxman. We need containment. Now."
LORI:
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just say Lincoln is going alone!?"
LENI:
"He's just a little dude with cool hair!"
LEAD GUARD:
"He's the only one who volunteered."
Everyone turns to Lincoln, who stands proud and determined.
LINCOLN:
"If anyone's going to save the rainforest... It's going to be me."
[EXT. AMAZON RAINFOREST – DAY]
Lincoln parachutes from a chopper, landing in dense jungle. He cuts through vines and avoids poisonous frogs with Lisa's guidance over a radio earpiece.
LISA (RADIO):
"Remember, SCP-4217 is not just a ship. It has sentience. Stay out of its firing range, and you might survive."
[EXT. AMAZON – NIGHTFALL]
Lincoln survives challenges—a panther stalks him, a jaguar glares from above, and finally… a massive boa constrictor slithers down from a branch, blocking his path.
LINCOLN (startled):
"Please don't eat me—"
LOLA BOA (in a Spanish accent):
"¿Comer? Ay no, niño. I am a lover, not a fighter."
She giggles kindly and wraps around a tree instead.
LOLA BOA:
"You seek shelter? There is a treehouse just ahead. But beware... I sense thunder on steel waves."
[EXT. TREEHOUSE – NIGHT]
Lincoln knocks on the wooden door. It creaks open, revealing…
BRANDY:
"Who the heck are you?"
MR. WHISKERS:
"Ooooh, is he a pizza guy? I LOVE pizza guys!"
LINCOLN:
"I'm Lincoln Loud. I need to warn you—something... huge is coming."
BRANDY:
"Yeah, okay. And I'm the Queen of England."
MR. WHISKERS:
"He sounds serious, Brandy. I mean, just look at his D-Class drip!"
[EXT. RAINFOREST – MOMENTS LATER]
A thunderous horn bellows from the jungle as trees crash down. SCP-4217, the monstrous reanimated Bismarck, storms through the forest like a giant mechanical sea-beast, Boxbots crawling over its deck like insects. Its massive hull crushes trees—and sadly, Lola Boa.
LOLA BOA:
"Adiós... amigo..."
LINCOLN:
"NOOOO! LOLA!"
A familiar muffled voice cries out from behind a tree.
STAN (whispering):
"Dude, we shouldn't be here..."
KYLE:
"I told you Lincoln said he'd handle it!"
CARTMAN:
"This is awesome. It's like Call of Duty: Jungle Apocalypse."
Kenny murmurs something—only for a deafening BELLOW to interrupt. The Bismarck turns its glowing searchlight eyes toward the group. Seconds later, a massive turret strikes the ground where Kenny stood.
STAN:
"...Did Kenny just get eaten by a Nazi boat?"
KYLE:
"Goddammit..."
STAN & KYLE (in unison):
"THEY KILLED KENNY!"
CARTMAN:
"...He was my ride home."
[EXT. FINAL SHOWDOWN – RAINFOREST CLEARING]
Just as the Bismarck locks onto Lincoln, Brandy, and Mr. Whiskers… A fleet of underwater ships bursts from the river. It's the Octonauts, led by Captain Barnacles himself.
CAPTAIN BARNACLES:
"Stand down, SCP-4217. You are officially contained."
Using advanced sub-nets and gravity cannons, the Octonauts disable the Bismarck's legs, turrets, and Boxbots, eventually towing it away via submersible mega-ships.
CAPTAIN BARNACLES (to Lincoln):
"You did well, son. We'll take it from here."
[INT. SCP FOUNDATION – RETURN BAY – NIGHT]
Lincoln, Brandy, and Mr. Whiskers return to applause. Even the Loud sisters run up to hug him (even Lucy, but like... emotionally).
LUNA:
"Dude, you literally fought a demon boat! That's METAL."
LENI:
"Wait… so, the boat was, like, alive? That's so weird, because I thought boats only had sails, not feelings."
LISA:
"I've already begun drafting psychological profiles for sentient naval vessels."
BART SIMPSON (to Milhouse):
"Okay, we gotta get eaten next time."
MILHOUSE:
"I just wanna go home…"
[EXT. TREEHOUSE – EPILOGUE]
Back in the Amazon, a flicker of movement rises from the jungle floor. A scaled body slithers out from beneath a fallen tree.
LOLA BOA (whispers):
"¿Quién quiere abrazos de serpiente...?"
Cue dramatic music sting as the screen cuts to black.
TO BE CONTINUED…
IN PART 7: THE 682 CONUNDRUM
Clarafi- what in god's name are you here
I was ju-you were supposed to be in the apocol-
Wait a minute, YOU, you put a survivor in the multiverse book!
yeah so
Right now, it's paused because of YOU!
Well it was for show
now we gotta wait for a LONG time for it to continue so whatever you DON'T MAKE the SAME FUCKING MISTAKE AGAIN!
ok, btw, I felt sorry for the snake
What do you mean "sorry" she will come back
wat
What do you mean she wi-
oh
oh
OH
OH HELL NAW?!
OH HELL YEAH SHE WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN AND THEN RESURRECTED
okay...
ima head out rn
see yah
bitch :(