After the first night of Ronnie Anne and Sid's unannounced visit, Lucy crawled back out of the air vent towards her room where the other girls lay in wait. She realized that she wouldn't be able to do this for much longer as the vents were getting to be a bit tight. Lincoln had told her as much several times in the past. Once after falling into his room and him scolding her she had asked with a smile how he would have felt finding her corpse halfway between their rooms in the vents, wondering how long it would take for him to notice her missing. He hadn't found it nearly as amusing, but she had kissed his fears away, something she herself desperately wanted now. She had seen the coitous between Ronnie and Lincoln, something she had dreaded confirming for herself, but even more so the third member of their mid night rendezvous.

She pushed open the grate and spilled out onto Lynn's bed, covering her face after she did, trying to steady her breathing and maintain her composure. Lynn, waiting for her return, crawled over to her.

"Well?" She leaned over her and Lucy turned away, "Don't avoid me spooky! Did she show up?!"

Lucy nodded and Luan groaned, "Not fair! She comes in on my night and weasels her way in!"

"Hey!" Lynn growled glaring at Luan, "Who cares about your day?! This was supposed to be my night!"

"Well you two give it a rest?!" Luna begged, tired of this week before it even began, "We're all suffering enough without you three making this shit worse!"

"Shut up, Luna!" Luan demanded, "You and Sam got your day and night this week! I got jipped!"

Luna stood up, "What did you say?!"

"Enough!" Leni shouted, "I can't stand it when we fight!" she proclaimed, "She lives 100-"

"200"

"200 miles away! So what if she gets him for a week?!"

"They," Lucy finally spoke up causing all the girls to turn to her, "If they get him for a week."

"They?" Lynn asked, "What are you talking about, Luce?"

She turned to her sister, "Ronnie wasn't the only one locked in a passionate display with our dearest brother. Her friend was their too."

Lynn froze when she said this, slowly turning to Luna and Luan who were waiting for some form of explanation. Leni, unsure of the implications, spoke up first, finger to her mouth.

"Wait, why was Sid there? Did she forget something?"

"Afraid so, dear sister," Lucy nodded, "Her panties next to his bed when Ronnie and her stumbled out of the window to return to the living room."

Lynn shook her head, "W-wait... that Sid girl-"

"Also apparently sees the good in our dearest brother," Lucy noted, "so they consummated their new relationship... In cowgirl no less."

"Shit!" Lynn punched her pillow, "That was, like the only thing we had on her! We've spent all this time worrying about Stella when we should've worried about that Sid girl!"

"Wow," Luna looked at her feet, "I didn't think... I didn't think Ronnie had it in her."

"Maybe this is a good thing?" offered Luan, "Maybe it means Ronnie would be willing to share... or at least listen to reason."

"Not a chance," Lucy bemoaned with a, "Sigh."

"What makes you think that?" Luan asked.

"Because Ronnie and Sid have been attached to each other's ass since she moved!" Lynn answered, still punching her pillow, "Doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened there! While Lincoln was living it up in Great Lakes something clicked in that Chang girl. Rather than lose her best friend Ronnie chose to share our brother!" She threw the pillow, "Now we have nothing! He could have two girls openly as opposed to having to hide this stupid relationship and freak out about it being revealed!" she wrapped her arms around her legs and lay in the fetal position, "that's it... game over."

Luan and Luna looked away from each other and both could feel tears welling up in their eyes. Lucy was still in shock, refusing to move much. But Leni refused to submit to this pity party.

"No!" Leni stomped her foot, "You're all over reacting! This is Lincoln we're talking about! He loves us! I'm not going to let you convince me otherwise! He's got Loan already and we're all going to give him babies too! Ronnie and Sid too! I don't care what any of you say! Lincy is our Lincy as much as anyone's!"

The sisters watched as the eldest of their ranks stomped out of Lucy and Lynn's room. They all looked at each other wordlessly, hoping against hope that there was a nugget of truth in their eldest sister's words.

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Luan flowed around the kitchen, a smile on her face, as she set the table for her sisters and beloved brother. Lincoln was, of course, up long before anyone else save the comedian, followed by his two bedmates awakening with him, fearing the worst. Their fears were alleviated when he smiled and brushed their wild morning hair from their eyes. Now here he sat, flanked on either side by Ronnie and Sid, drinking his coffee and eating a breakfast made by the best cook in the house. Every once in a while she would come to rest her head on his back with her arms around him as she waited for another timer to go off, giggling to herself as he drank. When one went off and she disappeared, Sid elbowed Lincoln, looking at him through half lidded eyes and wild hair.

"What the Hell did you do to her?"

Lincoln took a sip from his cup and smiled, "Asserted my dominance."

She cocked an eyebrow at his response but heard the noise of Ronnie sissing at her, trying to get her attention, so she glanced at her behind his back, "You think he sucked out the energy we were supposed to have and gave it to her?"

Sid shrugged, "I've heard the scary one call him an Incubus before, is that the thing they do?"

"I think they suck out young women's energy to keep themselves young and hot or some shit," she responded.

Sid looked at Lincoln who was glaring at her, the went back to Ronnie, "Seems legit. Just look at his face, he hasn't aged a day past 26!"

"I know, and I feel like I only slept half the night!"

"I can hear you two, you know," he growled.

"Hey, Sid, he thinks we give a shit that he can hear us," Ronnie whispered.

"I mean, it is Lincoln, Mr. center of attention himself," Sid glanced at him with a smirk.

He rolled his eyes as Ronnie giggled, "Yeah, if his head swells anymore he won't be able to fit through any of the doors."

This back and fourth continued for several minutes as Lincoln attempted to ignore them. Eventually the family started pouring, or more like slowly dripping, into the dinning room, most of whom looked ragged in their own separate ways. Frizzy hair, no makeup, slovenly dressed in various robes and pajamas, and went to the counter. Lynn looked to all the plates and tried to grab the one with extra helpings, but her hand was smacked by a spatula.

"Ow!" she cried and began rubbing her hand, "What the hell!?"

"Back off, human garbage disposal," Luan warned, "That one's for Lincoln."

It took a moment for her eyes to adjust, realizing the voice wasn't coming from her younger brother, but when she saw the glow in her older sister's face she immediately snapped awake, "You bitch!"

"Rich coming from you. Judging our kid's reactions to all that howling in the basement I think you're the only bitch in this house," Luan taunted.

"How the hell did you get to get some!?" Lynn growled as Lisa, Lucy, and Luna were also glaring at Luan now.

"Because she's been gone for a couple of weeks," Lincoln answered for her, sipping his coffee.

"That's bullshit!" Lynn growled, "Why do I have to suffer just because I work in town?!"

Lucy, Lisa, and Luna were now glaring at him, expecting the answer to the question as well, "Because you and Lucy both had your fun a couple days ago, and Luna and Sam had me the day before that. Luan had to go almost a whole month on the road for the house, so I figured she'd earned some alone time. Plus, I only get to see Sid, like, 2 or 3 times a year."

Lynn pointed accusingly at the other woman next to him, "Then why does Ronnie get to join in?!"

"Because Sid and I are a package deal," she responded with a smile, "Unlike you animals, me and Sid worked out our relationship a long time ago," she put her hand's on her hips, "It's not my fault if most of you Loud women are spoiled brats."

None of the four of them could refute that, so they just looked at Sid and sucked their teeth before taking their seat after Lynn growled out under her breath, "Why don't you just move in already so we can be done with this shit."

All three girls began pushing their food around on their plate like they had at lunch the meal before. Lincoln shook his head a the display and smiled at Luan as she sat the plate in front of him before setting her sisters' plates across from them as they glared at her and she smugly smiled back. Luan loved asserting her dominance when she had it, not unlike a hyena matriarch. The comparison was more apt than just her laugh and habits though, as she walked behind Lincoln and pinched him on the rear before rubbing the front of his pajama bottoms in full view of everyone, as if she owned him, barely stopping before Bobby and Reina entered the room earning a glare from Ronnie.

"Watch it Loud," she warned.

Luan rolled here eyes, "I've been at this for a couple decades now Ronnie, I haven't been caught one time."

"Caught what?" Bobby asked as he sat next to his mother.

"Oh, just in any type of, 'pinch,' I shouldn't be in."

"Pinch? Were you doing something you shouldn't Aunt Luan?"

She winked at him as she set a plate of bacon and pancakes in front of him, "Always and forever BJ."

Bobby looked at his mother, who sighed and ran her hands through his hair, "Don't be like your Aunts, Bobby."

Bobby just shrugged off his confusion and began eating as another of the Loud children entered the room, Loan groggily stumbling into the room smiled as she saw her little brother, "Bobby..."

"Oh, hi Loan!" he smiled as Reina slammed her head onto the table and began pushing her food around on her plate like her aunts were.

Loan b-lined for her little brother and sat him on her lap, taking his seat, "Mmmm..."

Sid cocked an eye at the display as Ronnie glared at Lincoln, Sid was the first to speak up, "She... um... sure is bold."

Lincoln shook his head, "Not usually, she hasn't slept yet. She gets really bad tunnel vision when she's tired."

"Lincoln Albert Loud..." Ronnie stated in a terse tone.

He sighed, "What do you want me to do? Play tug-o-war with our son's body? Yeah, explaining the out of place shoulder to the doctor would be real easy, wouldn't it?"

"You explain it well enough with Darna," Ronnie reminded.

"Yeah, but Darna is a frequent flier. Besides, Stella would have CPS up her ass if it weren't for the fact that Darna fell up the escalator at the hospital her first visit. How do you think it would sound if I told him I pulled his shoulder out of place trying to wrestle him from his older cousin?"

Ronnie glanced over at Bobby who was smiling and looking up at Loan as she rubbed her cheek on his hair with a goofy smile on her face, arms wrapped around him, "So soft..."

Ronnie saw her son's innocent smile and sighed, "I guess... I guess she can't do any harm when she's like this."

Lincoln decided not to respond to this, feeling it's better to put down the shovel before neither him nor Loan could get out of it, but he would keep an eye on her for the time being, "Can I sleep here BJ?"

Bobby tilted his head, "No way! How would I go to the bathroom?"

"You could take me with you," Loan joked, and began tracing circles with her finger on his cheek, "I wouldn't mind."

Bobby laughed, "You're weird, Loan."

Luan moved Loan's food in front of Bobby who began grabbing random items and bringing them up to Loan's mouth causing Reina to make a growling noise.

Bobby glanced at Sid, staring at him smiling, "What?"

She shook her head, "Nothing, you just remind me of your father," she looked at Loan and Reina, "Or maybe they just remind me of your aunts."

Bobby tilted his head, shifting loans position causing her to whine in discontent, "What do you mean?"

Before she could Answer Lina, Lemy, an Lyra entered the room with Lina brushing Lemy's hair and Lyra glaring at them, "I just don't understand why you can't let me do it like all the time!"

"Because you do it all the time!" Lemy shot back, "Besides, Lina got up earlier than you this time and she doesn't pull as hard!"

Lina smiled at her sister maliciously, "Yeah, you pull too hard," she put her head against the back of Lemy's, "Maybe I should wake up early and do this for him, every... day."

Lyra sneered, crossing her arms, "Fine, you'll just leave knots in his hair that I have to fix later anyway, so you two won't be able practice today. You don't know how to take care of his hair, Lina."

"Nuh uh," Lina shot back, glaring at her sister, "I'm just as good at taking care of it as you are! And when his hair is just fine, like I know it'll be, we'll spend all day in my room, without you!"

"Watch it, runt," Lyra growled giving Lina a glare that made her look away as she brushed Lemy's hair.

"Still not going to give him up to you," she mumbled under her breath.

Lyra threw her hair back as she sat down, moping, Lemy sitting next to her, and Lina next to him, still brushing his hair smiling again. Sid looked to them, then to Reina, glaring at Loan and Bobby, back to the content look on Loan and Lina's face, over to Luan humming and setting the table, then finally to the four sisters moping on the other side of the table, smiling at her friend.

"You're right Ronnie, Loud women are brats."

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The week was Hell, the anticipation was killing them. Leni was the only one who refused what the others thought seemed so obvious. She would occasionally, much to Lincolns chagrin would wrap her arms around him while he was spending time with Ronnie and Sid at home and kiss him on the top of his ear, a sort of cheeky way to make sure she still had her claim known. But Ronnie, who had learned all his sisters quarks and mannerisms over the years, saw it as Leni just being Leni, much like Lucy had thought she would. Lincoln, for his part, could nervously laugh it off too. But the week was certainly, and very obviously, Sid and Ronnie's. Lincoln had essentially ignored his sisters in favor of these guests, stoking their jealousy and fear further.

It was easy to brush off, minus the late night texts sent to him when Lynn and Lucy were cold and alone, when he went to Great Lake City, but it was damn near impossible when it was so blatant in front of them. They were his lovers, but in reality they were merely his sisters. Ronnie had the life they so desperately craved, and she chose to share it with Sid... for some reason this dug in the wound even deeper. Luna was trying to take her mind off of it by spending time with Sam, but most of the time was spent by Sam consoling her girlfriend, assuring her everything would be alright. Luan's depression was returning with a vengeance and her self deprecation had hit an all time high. Lynn had begun training until she collapsed trying to take her mind off of it. Lucy would write in her poem book, sometimes with silent tears running down her cheeks.

They would put on a brave face in front of their parents and avoid Lincoln at all costs, and the week would drag on all the way to Sunday, the day Ronnie and Sid were picked up. The girls stepped outside with Lincoln, who gave Ronnie, and Sid in a more sneaky manner, a kiss goodbye. The whole week they had to listen to the pleasured sounds coming through his door as they set their ears to it to confirm their fears. Every night her the girls pleasured moans, only stifled by the gentle shushing of the other, would ring out from behind the old walk in closet's walls. They were certain he had made up his mind, so it was better to get the band aid ripped off at once. He waved goodbye in his own dorky fashion as Ronnie got in her car. After she was well out of earshot Lincoln finally spoke to them for the first time since she arrived.

"So... are we restarting Luan's day?" he asked, still watching the car.

The girls all turned to him and their jaws dropped. Luan looked to her sisters who turned to her and back to him.

"Well?" he asked, waiting for the answer, but all that hung was silence.

The girls fears left their body all at once and were replaced with something far more primal. Their brother had never intended to cast them aside, why would he? He had told them time and time again, as long as they wanted him like this, he'd be there. Now, after a week of nothing but sulking, something they had been neglecting due to their fears hit them all at once. Like hungry animals staring at their next meal, their lust was finally at the front of their mind... along with something else. He had made them worry, not one word to any of them all week, shunned for Ronnie. They were glaring at him with a mixture of want, relief, and anger. This was the look that Ronnie saw shimmering in Luan's eyes as they left. She didn't wait for her sisters' approval after the car had left. She grabbed his arm and began dragging him up the stairs.

"H-Hey!" he tried to protest as she pushed him into his room.

"You!" she growled as she stared into his eyes.

His big blue... sweet... loving eyes. She looked him up and down, taking in every feature of the boy in front of her. The boy she had yearned for who was being snatched away from her for the entire week. The boy who was now all hers.

"Y-you!" she repeated, then softly, "Y-you..."

She looked at his lips and bit her own before smashing hers directly on his, pushing him down onto the bed. She thrust her tongue deep into his mouth, trying to overwrite the other tramps who had stolen his attention, her younger brother's attention, from her. She didn't even notice that she was feverishly trying to rip his shirt off as she continued kissing him.

"H-Holy shit, Luan," he gasped, "let me breathe for a second at least!"

"Shut up!" she demanded as she ripped her shirt off, "Shut up and make it up to me, right now!"

"E-easy Luan! Lola, Lana, Lisa, and Lily are right next door!"

"Screw it! I don't care anymore!" she cried as she flung her yellow skirt to the floor with her feet.

Lincoln took in the view of his older sister as she freed her breasts from her bra and threw slid her panties down as she kissed up his bare chest and gripped his jeans. He offered no protest when she pulled them down, just gazing upon his sisters bare body, ample breasts rubbing up his chest, noticeable hardness at their peak running up the length of his body, staring as her plump, thick rear swayed as she climbed up him. Needless to say his body had the obvious reaction. She felt it brush up against her thigh as she looked up at him and grinned as her final inhibitions failed.

"Uh..." Lincoln chuckled nervously, "Do... do you have anything else planned for the day?"

He felt as she forced him inside of her all at once with a cry of, "God... Yes!"

Lincoln didn't have an opportunity to leave his room for the rest of the night. Luan was lucky that the floors weren't as thin as the walls. Her embarrassment for her behavior would wait until the next day as her sisters ran interference for her as she took out all her frustration on her brother. Which soon became her begging him not to stop as he took her from behind, surrendering to the fact that he had a lot to make up to her... and four other girls as the week went on.

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All the kid's were soon in the dining room, eating before going to school. Sid began looking at the seating arrangements after Leni's kids carried her into the room and took her blindfold off, causing her to wake up with glee as she began eating her breakfast. Liena, Lyle, and Bed sat in just that arrangement with both of them occasionally fawning on Lyle much to his embarrassment.

"Come on Liena! You know how I am with this!" Lyle complained as Liena smiled wrapping her arms around him, Bed soon taking over his core, "Not you too!"

"You slipped away from us last night, big brother," Bed noted, "We both need to recharge our tank before you go to school!"

Liena nodded as she ran her hand through his hair, he groaned as he blushed, "Fine... but... can you at least-"

"Not a chance," Bed cut him off, causing him to sigh and avert his eyes from both of them as they rubbed their cheeks on him.

Her attention then turned to Reina who was trying to pull Bobby out from under a now sleeping Loan, "This is why you need to stop humoring her!"

"Oh come on Reina," Bobby chuckled as she tugged on him, "She's tired from-"

"I don't care about her stupid gaming thing! You need to quit letting her get away with everything she wants to or... or... she... she'll..."

He tilted his head as her cheeks flushed, "Or what, sis?"

"J-Just forget about it BJ, and help me get that witch off of you!"

"H-Hey! D-Don't call her that! Quit pulling so hard!"

Then finally to Lemy, whose hair Lyra was trying to brush back out, much to Lina's embarrassment and annoyance, with Leia laughing at his misfortune while Lacy looked on in confusion.

"H-Hey! Lyra! Q-Quit pulling!"

"Hush Lemy," she commanded, "I warned you, Lina doesn't know how to take care of you-"

"Hey!"

"This is why you need to come to me for this kind of stuff," she ran her hand through his hair before setting her chin on it, "I told you before, I'm the only one you can trust with these kind of things, Lemuel."

"Awe, poor baby Lemy!" Leia teased, leaning on her hands with her elbows on the table, "I could help you with your hair whenever you're done being babied."

"Not a chance, pipsqueak!" Lemy snapped.

She pushed out her lower lip, "Fine! Spend your whole life being a baby!"

Lacy looked back and forth between the three and smiled at Lemy, "I could-"

"Not a chance, Lacy," Lyra cut her off.

Lacy looked down frowning, "O-oh."

Sid then turned to Lincoln with a mischievous smile.

"I'm sensing a pattern here, Linc," she teased.

"Yeah, a terrible one," Ronnie agreed.

He cleared his throat and looked across from him where his daughter Lupa sat, glaring at him with her piercing yellow eyes as she sipped her own black coffee, "Yes, our father has truly doomed us all."

Sid stared at the girl for a moment in disbelief before whispering to Ronnie, "When the hell did Lupa get there?"

Ronnie shrugged, "She is Lucy's daughter."

"Regrettably," Lupa agreed, "I inherited a lot more from my mother."

Lincoln's eye twitched at this statement and he stood up, "Alright, everyone hurry up, it's almost 6:30, time to go to school!"

Sid smiled at how easy he was to frazzle. The coyote to Ronnie's honey badger. An unlikely combo that, if not for circumstances, would've never come to pass. But as much as they loved teaming up to knock Lincoln down a few pegs, it was all to build him back up in the way only they could. Because at the end of the day, no matter what anyone said, he was their Lincoln.

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Four more days, four more sisters. Each one more determined than the last to give their brother a piece of their mind for how he treated them through the week. Each one falling to their more base instinct and quickly becoming placated by their brother. Each one left him drained enough to down a gallon of water. An entire work week of being trapped on his bed, but Lincoln took it all in stride, not learning of any of his sister's pain. Until Lucy. She had no intention of chiding him when she went into his room, only wanting to give in to her lust as all her sisters had before her. But as she lay on her brother's chest, still developing body beautifully glistening in the moonlight, her emotions got the better of her. Her brother, panting with his arm over his eyes, hand running through his younger sister's hair, felt as water gently began dripping on his chest. He looked down to see Lucy's large, wide, icy blue eyes with tears streaming down her pale cheeks.

"L-Lucy?" he wheezed out, "What's wrong?"

Lucy hadn't realized she was crying until she brought her hand to her eyes, "I-I... Nothing I'm just..."

"Lucy?" She stared back into his eyes as he lifted her chin and felt as the tears begin to well up more.

She pushed her face into his chest and sobbed, "It... It's just... we thought we had lost you..."

He tilted his head, "What do you mean?"

She looked up at him before looking away, "We... know about Sid."

He cleared his throat, "O-Oh..."

She nodded, "We... We thought we had lost the one thing we had to keep you."

Lincoln cocked his eyebrow, "What are you talking about?"

She looked up at him, "Y-You know... the thing... me and Lynn do for you sometimes? The thing Sam and Luna do?"

Lincoln tilted his head, but soon widened his eyes as he realized her implication, "Lucy?!"

"Oh, come on Lincoln!" she sobbed with an uncharacteristically large amount of emotion, "We're not stupid! We're all just greedy, jealous, self absorbed annoyances! All we do is pull you into our stupid whims, and you're still humoring us after all this time! For what?! You have the perfect way out of this now that the only thing we can do for you is matched! Why don't you take it?!"

Lincoln was silent for a moment as he stared at her, but soon took her cheek in his hand, gently brushing away some of her tears before planting a kiss on her lips. It was a gentle kiss, but a loving one. Soft, warm, safe, and loving. Lucy couldn't help but smile as they parted, causing him to smile back.

"That's why I do it, Lucy," he answered.

She tilted her head, "What do you mean?"

"I love you girls, I'd do anything to make you happy. If that means helping you score the man of your dreams, then so be it, but if it means I have to be that man, that's fine too."

Her ears flushed a little at the admission and she laid her head back on his chest, "Big brother?"

"Yes, Luce?"

"I... I love you."

He smiled as he lay on the pillow, "I love you too."

Soon she began snoring lightly as she had fallen asleep on his chest... and his smile had faded. How many times had he assured her with those words now? He had lost count. When had the lie changed? The sentence was always a half truth, especially in the beginning. He was hoping, praying even, for them to find another man to take his place. It was still wrong, what they were doing, he knew that on some level. But he didn't care. Lucy was right. They were always pulling him into their whims and, eventually, going along with it became genuinely enjoying it. After a year of this whim he had long since fallen to enjoying it. He wouldn't, he couldn't, hand his sisters over to another man after all of this. Now he just had to figure out a way to get Ronnie to go along with it... because he wasn't willing to lose her either. He lay plotting, unaware of the lens that was zooming in to his face as the small brunette girl on the other end of the monitor tilted her head at his glare, wondering what plots dwelled behind those blue eyes.