Intro
Hobbes is relaxing on a warming comfy chair.
But suddenly Calvin's dad saw a stuffed tiger on his chair.
Then he threw Hobbes away, he sitting the chair to read his book
Later, Calvin saw Hobbes furious about Calvin's dad sitting on his chair.
Calvin: What are you doing?
Hobbes: I'm gonna pounce that guy because I was sitting that chair first!
Dinnertime
Calvin is having dinner tonight and he gonna eat the food that his mom made it.
Then Calvin was ready with his fork to try it, but his reaction it gonna freak out he ate it and drank water and he survived with one taste.
Calvin: There you see? I ate one bite. So, you don't need you're help now.
Calvin's parents applaud awkwardly.
Mom: Bravo, son.
Dad: Indeed. Finish your meal, okay?
Calvin: I hate it when I try for the next course.
Baseball
Hobbes is ready to pitch the baseball to Calvin.
But Calvin couldn't swing the bat because it was too high to swing the ball.
Hobbes calls Calvin out on the third strike but Calvin has an excuse that the game it wasn't fair.
Then Calvin kicks the dirt on Hobbes and Hobbes kicks the dirt on Calvin also.
And then they're fighting each other until they're exhausted.
Calvin needed to do something to get higher to hit the ball and Hobbes got an idea to make fair a game.
When Hobbes got an idea he brought a step ladder to Calvin and thanked him enough and Calvin was ready to play ball.
G.R.O.S.S. Meeting
Today is Saturday, Calvin and Hobbes climb up the tree house and wearing a hat because today is a G.R.O.S.S. club meeting.
Calvin: Attention! All rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S. is now called to order by the great grandiose dictator-for-life, the ruler supreme, the fearless, the brave, the held-high-in-esteem, Calvin the Bold! Yes, stand up and hail his humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail!
Hobbes: Three cheers for First Tiger and El Presidente, Hobbes, the delight of all cognoscenti! He's savvy! He has a prodigious IQ, and lots of panache, as all tigers do! In his fancy chapeau, he's a leader with taste! May his orders be heeded and his views embraced!
Calvin: You can tell this is a great club by the way we start our meetings!
While Calvin continue his speech he preparing to confront everyone who wasn't around here.
Calvin: This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club is now in session! First Tiger Hobbes will present our financial report.
But Hobbes suddenly interrupted.
Hobbes: Hold on, why we didn't sing the G.R.O.S.S. anthem?
Calvin: We sing that at the end of the meeting.
Hobbes: Come on, I want to sing it now.
Calvin: I told you, we can't. We have to follow proper protocol! See? It says on the agenda that we sing the anthem last!
Hobbes: Fine! I gonna sing now!
Hobbes starting to sing anthem.
Hobbes: [singing] Oh, G.R.O.S.S. is a best club in the cosmos...
Calvin: I told you stop. Stop that early anthem, you anarchist!
Arguing
Calvin is starting to write the club penalty to Hobbes.
Calvin: Well, you got two demerits for singing the club anthem before it was on the agenda!
Hobbes: Oh, yeah! Well you get five demerits for not taking off your hat during its hallowed refrain!
Calvin: You can't give me demerits! I outrank you.
Hobbes: You wish! Your duties are ceremonial! I have all the real responsibilities for this!
Calvin: What?! I'm dictator-for-life! I have ten times the importance of a lowly first tiger! A hundred times! A million times!
Hobbes: Really? If you're so important, how come you sing the soprano part of our anthem with your silly pitch voice?
Calvin: That's just till my voice changes!
Hobbes is starting to threw his own hat and Calvin is still mad at him.
Calvin: Hey, you can't threw your own hat that a club member like that!
Hobbes: Don't make do because you such a bluffing and bossing our club!
Calvin: By golly, I won't stand for this insubordination! You are hereby demoted to "club mascot"!
Hobbes: Oh yeah?! Well you can be "club chowder head," because I quit! I'm forming my own club, and it's going to be a lot better than this one!
Calvin: Is that so! What club you want to make own?! Huh!
Hobbes: Well, I already named it and the club named 'C.A.D'!
Calvin: C.A.D.? What's that supposed to stand for?
Hobbes: "Calvin's a dope"!
Calvin: What?! That's not a name for a club!
Hobbes: It's mine club and I named it so, ha ha!
Calvin: So you called your ridiculous club's name, huh?! Then I'm gonna change this club's name to "Hobbes is a mangy flea-ridden furball"!
Hobbes: How dare you! That's insult! I declare eternal war on your club!
Calvin: Go ahead! From now on we're bitter enemies!
Hobbes: Sure! Go ahead! As long I had a cunning strategies! I'll have maps and secret codes!
Calvin: I'll have strategies! I'll have maps! I'll have codes! They'll all be better than yours!
Hobbes is trying to write his own code.
Hobbes: Oh yeah! You copycat! Let's see I'm gonna write myself a message in code right now! It says, "Calvin smells like a baboon!"
Calvin: Ha! I broke your code already! And I do not!
Calvin and Hobbes are starting to fight for each other.
Hobbes: You want to fight, huh?! Well, let's see how my club is, you'll beg to be in it!
Calvin: Oh sure! Who needs your stinky club! I've got my own club!
Hobbes: How dare you mockery my club, huh?! My club dedicates itself to the destruction of your club!
Calvin: Then it's settle! It's a battle to the finish! This is total war now!
While Calvin and Hobbes are continue to fight at the treehouse, Susie walk by and she heard something up there.
Calvin: Let's see, you gonna regret, tough guy!
Hobbes: Yeah! I'm not gonna thoriate you on my club.
Susie hearing on the treehouse and she confused who Calvin fighting for.
Susie: Hey, Calvin! Who are you yelling at up there?!
Calvin and Hobbes are interrupt the fight and they heard Susie's voice.
Calvin: Yikes! Shh! It's Susie!
Seeing Susie
While those two interrupt fight when Susie appeared and she saw Calvin up there and Calvin pretend to act natural to see her.
Calvin: Hobbes, look it's Susie! She's right under us! It's the chance of a lifetime! Real smooth, pass the bag of rotten apples we've been saving! Quick!
Susie: Rotten apples? Calvin, what are you been up to?!
Hobbes: Stop pretend we're friends now. What about our war? I thought I was out of the club.
Calvin: All changes are dropped! You're back in now!
Hobbes: Sure, but I just wanted to promotion first.
Calvin: It's yours now! Name it! So first give some mushy apples! Hurry!
Hobbes: Okay, I'm hurrying.
Susie: Alright, Calvin! You always keep talking to that stuffed tiger all day! Can I join your treehouse?
Calvin: No, Susie! Stay here exactly where you are.
Susie: That's it! I'm gonna to climb to this rope, if you don't want to.
Calvin: Susie, no! Don't coming any closer!
Susie is trying to climb a rope to Calvin's treehouse and Hobbes found some mushy apples to give Calvin and he begin to throw Susie.
Calvin: Ha ha! Take that! Get rid of slimy girls! Ha ha!
Susie: Calvin! You!
Calvin continue throw the mushy apples to her and declare victory.
While Susie went to Calvin's house.
Hobbes: Well, that's was ruckus!
Calvin: Ha ha ha! Our club is a success!
Hobbes: But Susie went to our house. It's might be trouble.
Calvin: Who cares! It was worth it! What a perfect plan! Talk about something we'll look back on with pride in declining years!
End of Club
While Susie in Calvin's house and she told Calvin's mom who got a bit fight and Calvin's mom walk outside and want to see her son for his action behavior.
Mom: Calvin, I heard from Susie Derkins, that's said you were throwing mushy apples at her!
Calvin: But mom! This is our club and we were getting rid of slimy girls!
Mom: Would you stop it! You know better than that! I think you'd better come inside after what you done to her, mister!
Calvin and Hobbes are starting to climb down the rope and end a great chapter to their club.
Hobbes: Well, that's that. What a great club today.
Calvin: Indeed, you can tell this for a great club misadventure and always being caught on trouble for a following our next chapter!
The End
Pouncing
Hobbes is awake and starts to stretch up for tiger exercise and then crawls to the stairs, preparing to pounce on Calvin.
Calvin opened the door and saw Hobbes start pouncing on him and screaming.
Hobbes: Man, you have much to learn for your exercise this morning.
Calvin: Come on! Do you really think my muscles were unhealthy?!
Bathtime (Closing)
Calvin's dad tells Calvin for tonight.
Dad: Calvin, guess you want to what is it?
Calvin: What time is it?
Dad: It's a very special time!
Calvin: Oh, boy! Special time! What is it?! Tell me!
Dad: It's your bath time for you, boy!
Calvin is on the bath and he very disappoint who been fooled by his father.
Calvin: I can't believe, dad tricked me on purpose to taking on schedule to messing me off.
Hobbes: I hope your mom gonna using reverse psychology too just like your dad does.