Lunchtime (Intro)

At the school lunchtime at the cafeteria, Calvin and Susie sit together at the table.
Calvin: Hey, Susie!
Susie: Hey, Cal. Do you have your lunch today?
Calvin: Yep. Take a look at some slimy sandwich to have some squash today huh?
Susie: You know that was peanut butter inside.
Calvin: Yeah, take a look at my thermos-
Susie: I hope it's not some chemical experiment you made up.
Calvin: Very funny. It's just water with grossing stuff.
Susie: [sigh] Why am I ever sitting next to you? Now I'm losing my appetite here.
Calvin: Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were eating lunch today.

Mother's Day

Today is Mother's Day, Calvin is making a breakfast for his mom.
Calvin: Mom, happy Mother's day! Here a breakfast for you!
Mom: Wow, that great, Calvin!
Calvin's mom realize that Calvin trying breakfast was really hard to making pancakes.
Mom: Oh my, is this pancakes?
Calvin: Well, I tried my best but is mixing too much.
Mom: I see.
Calvin: But at least I done with my first breakfast for you, mom.
Mom: Well, I guess I try to eat it.
Calvin's mom try to eat Calvin's breakfast and taste better.
Mom: Hmm. It's taste pretty good.
Calvin: See. Told you it's was easy.
Mom: Yeah. I hope you not making a mess at kitchen after you done.

Meanwhile Calvin's dad see the kitchen was messed after Calvin making a special breakfast for his mom and Calvin's dad using a mop to clean it up.
Dad: Sometimes, those kids are doing for their best.

Moe Strike Back

Calvin is playing the swing during recess at school, but suddenly Moe is trying to take place to him.
Moe: Hey twinky, get off the swing. It's my turn.
Calvin: I just got here, Moe. Wait your turn!
Moe: Do you want a knuckle sandwich, if you refuse to said that?
Calvin: Sorry, here it's your turn.
Calvin is scared if Moe gonna punch him and he take place to the swing.
Moe: Thanks, loser! Ha ha ha!
Calvin is walk away from him and he very disappointed that Moe is being rudeness bully.
Calvin: On very time that bully were never to gets impatient.

On the next day, Calvin is playing the ball during recess at school, but suddenly Moe is show up again.
Moe: Hey twinky, wanna play with your ball?
Calvin: Really? Are we friends?
Moe: No. Let's play catch a ball. Throw the ball to me and I show you.
Calvin: Okay.
Calvin starting to throw a ball to Moe and suddenly Moe is throw a to Calvin like a baseball and beaten up.
Moe: Ha ha! Gotcha! You know you should play baseball if you want to lose, loser!
Moe walk away with a ball he holding.
Calvin: If I might to be trusted I can't take to be tricked again.

On an another day, Calvin is getting thirty at the drinking fountain during recess at school, suddenly Moe show up again and he trick Calvin while he drinking it and the fountain splash at him.
Moe: Oops. My hand slipped. Now move twerp, it's my turn to drink.
Calvin got all wet because of Moe and he walk away from him.
Calvin: I'd bet anything that the Principal has a valve in his office that charges the water pressure.

Calvin wants to Help Hobbes

Calvin back home from and he not feeling well after he been beat up by Moe again.
At the backyard Hobbes see Calvin feel down again.
Hobbes: You're okay? You look feel down again, have you?
Calvin: Yeah, I am. I'm so tired that Moe beat me up again. That's three days in a row now and I had it enough he treaded too much.
Hobbes: How shame on him.
Calvin: Yeah, even his parents won't disagree for his behavior. Animals can do something to provoke his bullyness that's much.
Hobbes: Well, easy you to say. But animals are best natural against people and cannot be provoking for their offensive.
Calvin: You're right. You're lucky you still an animal for life a change.
Hobbes: Calvin, I'm sure there is a way stop Moe like this.
Calvin: I know. That's why I need your help, Hobbes. To go to school with me. 'Cause you need my protection with greatness tiger instinct to beat up for him and try not to kill him.
Hobbes: So, what am I gonna to do? If his parents find out that cause us trouble too.
Calvin: Good point. I hope those people are not calling the animal control just like last time.
Hobbes: What do you mean, last time?
Calvin: The lunch ladies discovered the raccoons invaded the school cafeteria.
Hobbes: Hey, those raccoons are looking for foods. That's horrible!
Calvin: At least, tigers doesn't have rabies. Do you?
Hobbes: Absolutely not.

Bring Hobbes to School

On the next day, Calvin bring Hobbes to school today, but Susie confused that he bring him.
Susie: Calvin, why'd you bring Hobbes to school? It's not a show and tell today.
Calvin: I know. Hobbes is to give Moe a lesson on recess today, make him a treatment by a tiger.
Susie: Tiger is not a doctor. How's he going to do that?
Calvin: You see. If you have an aversion to descriptions of carnage, you probably don't want to know.
Susie: Fine, but be sure that guy won't take your stuffed tiger too, just like what happened to Chad who lost his favorite action figure.
Calvin: Don't get too close now. As long to take it Hobbes well be gone rampage on Moe this afternoon! Ha ha ha!
Hobbes: By a way, who's Chad?
Calvin: Who knows. He's not my classmate. Did Miss Wormwood check her class attendance twice, yesterday?

Moe vs. Hobbes

On the afternoon recess Calvin and Hobbes are preparing to get ready to fight Moe.
Calvin: Heh heh. Hobbes you're ready?
Hobbes: I say. Here he comes.
Calvin: Alright, act natural.

Moe is coming Calvin ways and he surprise that Calvin bring a stuffed tiger with him.
Moe: Well, well. Calvin's got a teddy bear in school that's real sweet Calvin.
Hobbes: What?! How dare he!
Calvin: He's a tiger, not a bear, you amateur invertebrate.
Moe: Hey, maybe I'd like to play with your teddy bear, may I?
Calvin: Good idea, Moe. Hobbes plays kinda rough, but he's lots of fun. Right, pal?
Hobbes: Oh, sure. I like playing rough.
Calvin: Come on, bub. Why don't you take him? It's nice to gonna to scratch your skin if you near him.

Suddenly, a teacher going outside and saw them who was fighting.
Moe: What? I'll never- Oh no, is that the teacher watching us?
Calvin: What's wrong don't you want it? Are you afraid of tiger are you? You chicken.
Moe: Quiet you. Uh, it's not what is look like. We're just playing, see.
Calvin: Stop pretending. It's just getting starting! See, Hobbes is starting to fight to you!
Moe: Alright, I get it! I'm outta here! You're lucky that teacher almost spotted us or else your stupid teddy bear well toss away the school ground.
Calvin: Sure, you gonna run away? Ha! I knew you really afraid of tiger!
Moe got away from Calvin and his stuffed tiger.
Calvin is proud to Hobbes for they success to get rid Moe and Hobbes is furious to called him a teddy bear.
Calvin: Oh, boy! Hobbes I'm glad you finally get rid off that jerk off. You are a great friend!
Hobbes: Thanks! But that's big nose calling me a "Teddy Bear"! Next time I will kill him if he calling me bear again!

Going Home

Calvin and Hobbes are walk back home from school.
Calvin: We're home!
Mom: Calvin, I just called a teacher from your school this afternoon. It's about Moe's bullying, and he said he'd put a stop to it.
Calvin: Yeah. Moe took one look at Hobbes and about lost his lunch! I don't think Moe will never bothering me for a while.
Mom: You better be. Next time don't bring your stuffed tiger at school again. Otherwise, he well gonna taking your precious stuff if you do.
Calvin: Don't bother, Hobbes is a great tiger. That's why tiger is my very best friend who always protect me.

Calvin bring Hobbes to the backyard and Calvin's mom proud for his son's bravery.
Mom: How nice. My son is so brave if I have to give him a medal.
Calvin: C'mon, Hobbes, let's go buy some treats to cheer you up for your victorious.

The End

Dad Bike Ride

Calvin's dad is ready to have his bike ride today.
Dad: Honey, I'm going on a bike ride today.
Then Calvin's mom laughed so suddenly.
Dad: What's so funny?
Mom: Nothing. Have a good time.

Then Calvin saw his dad about his helmet and he laughed.
Calvin: Gosh, dad. How'd you get your head stuck in a bowling ball?
Dad: Hey, I didn't design this outfit! It's practical!

Calvin's dad is very disappointed about his outfit and he went outside and started to ride a bike today.
Dad: Someday, I'll show you guys what funny about my helmet really is.

Homework (Closing)

Calvin trying to do homework today.
Calvin: Gosh, homework is so boring and I want to play outside before dinner. What kind of math homework is this?! It's really ridiculous! I'm gonna sue whoever made this homework!
Calvin's mom came to her son's room and she heard a lot what Calvin said.
Mom: If you don't want to finish it! No dinner for you until you finish your homework, young man!

Calvin's mom left his room and Calvin was calm and got a backup to easily finish his homework.
Calvin helps Hobbes with his homework and he pays ten cents to finish it.
Calvin: Okay, you better finish my homework and I gave you 10 cents.
Hobbes: You know 10 cents can only finish halfway there.