Season Finale
With the boys
Harold, Owen, DJ and Duncan were screwed and that was putting it lightly. After a couple boys made some wild accusations of the Naruto committing infidelity by the mere thought of a man never wanting to stay with one woman for since the era of the ancient Greek. It only angered Naruto and his wife by extension and now it seems that Irene is here to defend her nephew's honor.
"Is your new super power really gone?" DJ asked.
"I can make something come out and it won't be gas… or magic for that matter." Owen answered.
Duncan proceeded to rip out a branch from a tree, "How well would it go if we just swing and run?" he asked.
"An 87.445 percent chance of having your body mauled with the rest being destroyed. Maybe a 1.228 percent chance of survival if something crazy really happens." Harold explained.
Suddenly, Naruto and Irene backed up. Duncan and the boys wondered if what Harold said was true and something wild was happening. Their answer was in the form of various wild animals including Maggie riding on Cerberus running through. Though Cerberus appeared to be bloodthirsty as he proceeded to grab Owen with one of his mouths and run away with him. Leaving the other boys behind as the stampede of animals had proceeded to run them over.
Naruto quickly started to chase after Maggie. All the while Chris let out a tear fall down his eye as he watched from his helicopter. Almost as if he felt proud for the newborn to start taking control of such a wild beast.
"Kids grow up so fast. Naruto must be so proud of his baby." Chris said.
Chef scoffed, "I'd rather be in that dog's mouth than being chased by an angry snake woman." he said as he piloted the helicopter away. "There ain't nothing worse than questioning a woman's marriage." he said.
"Sounds like you have experience." Chris joked.
"Are not seeing this?" Chef asked as he gestured to the island below them.
"Good point." Chris said as they continued to hover over the island.
Elsewhere
*POP*
Junko popped her bubble gum again as she and Heather navigated through the forest. The model looked around and wondered where that briefcase was. In her mind, Owen may suddenly have a unique power but there was no way he was smart enough to hide it that well. Then again, his lack of intelligence probably does make it more complicated, but less intricate. Heather had the exact same opinion in her mind.
Heather then let out a groan, "Where did that idiot hide it!?" she asked angrily.
"Maybe I should follow the sound of destruction. Any normal person would get desperate for their "precious" and junk." Junko said as she made a sharp turn. "Here we go." she said before instantly regretting it.
As she saw Maggie riding Cerberus. Junko immediately turned towards the trees as to avoid the massive stampede of wild animals and Owen's screaming.
"Not the chaos I meant." Junko said.
"What was that!?" Heather asked.
"A bunch of animals and my newborn sister riding Cerberus." Junko said as she put on her sunglasses. "I'm not picking up any of that mutt's crap. That's on Maggie." she said before adjusting her jeep.
A couple of minutes later, Junko was back to following Maggie who was still riding Cerberus. At the same time, she saw Esdeath driving a humvee with Eva manning the turret. Esdeath gave her younger sister a smug look before driving faster.
"Oh hell no, Mukuro! Get your fat ass out here!" Junko commanded.
"Who?" Heather asked.
Suddenly a fragment of Junko's shadow came to life and a girl with an emotionless face appeared. The new girl suddenly grabbed one of the batons that were next to Heather and broke one in half. Resulting in a heavy sniper rifle being conjured into existence.
"We have weapons?" Heather asked.
"Yeah, duh! Just keep handing more to Mukuro when she runs out of ammo." Junko said as Mukuro started shooting at Esdeath's humvee.
Esdeath glared at the rearview mirror as she could see Mukuro shooting at her. The female soldier proceeded to signal Eva to turn the gun turret on around and start firing. Which Eva obliged to as she opened fire on Junko's jeep. Causing her to swerve out of control.
"Damn it! Heather, give us something useful!" Junko ordered.
"Fine, here!" Heather said as she handed over another baton.
Mukuro took it and broke it in half as well. Summoning a large speargun as a result. The girl proceeded to take her time and aim at the humvee before hitting it straight onto the side door. Mukuro then proceeded to use all of her strength to pull the humvee towards them. Only to end up ripping the door off and letting Esdeath get away.
"Sorry sister." Mukuro said sheepishly.
"She's shy!?" Heather asked.
Junko groaned, "Mukuro, if we lose that ice bitch. I'm holding you accountable!" she yelled as Mukuro winced.
"Of course, understood." Mukuro said as she broke another baton.
Where she was given a guided missile launcher this time.
With Naruto
As he could hear his children fighting it out in the distance. Naruto slowly reverted back to human form while only keeping his wings. As he slowly tried to hover above Maggie in an attempt to secure her away from Cerberus. All the while Owen is screaming in terror as he could feel Cerberus chewing on his meaty body.
"Someone help me! I'm not a chew toy!" Owen pleaded.
Naruto ignored him as he grabbed Maggie, "Maggie, this doggie is too big for you." He told her. Maggie responded with the sounds of sucking on her pacifier, "You can play with Cerberus with permission and when you're older." he said as he jumped off.
Forcing Cerberus to go on his own path with Owen as the stampede continued elsewhere. Followed by the sounds of both cars crashing in the distance. Naruto then overheard the suns of gunfire and proceeded to cover Maggie's ears as he saw his daughters at war with each other. Along with Heather trying to crawl away only for Eva to tackler her down and hold her in a headlock.
"What are you doing!?" Heather asked as she struggled.
"What does it look like!?" Eva asked back.
"Like you're revealing your secret psychotic tendency!" Heather answered.
Meanwhile Esdeath was just parrying every shot that Mukuro was firing at her. At the same time, holding Junko back as she placed a hand on her head to hold her back.
"Still too inexperienced, little girls." Esdeath said.
Junko snarled as she let her hair come to life. As the blond locks started to form into the shape of snakes. Each one coming to life and biting down on Esdeath's arm. Which Esdeath responded by encasing her arm into ice as to prevent the snakes from further damaging her. Mukuro then threw down her weapons and proceeded to charge at Esdeath with a short blade in hand.
"Weisschnabel." Esdeath said as she flicked a wave of ice spikes at her.
Mukuro managed to break through the ice with many wounds all around her body. Which slowly started to disappear as she tackled down her sister. Esdeath laughed as she lost her grip of Junko and rolled around the ground with Mukuro.
Then there was Eva who already knocked Heather out and looked towards her new boss.
Eva's Confession
Eva snorted, "Okay, that really got my blood pumping. Though I can't help it. What was the point of that grudge match?" she asked the crowd.
End of confessional
Naruto shook his head as he proceeded to fly away with Maggie in hand. Not caring about Owen's fate by this point, Naruto did in fact wonder where the boy left the million dollar briefcase. So he proceeded to hover over the trees and attempted to look for the other boys who escaped Maggie's stampeded.
Maggie also somewhat attempted to voice her thoughts by the sounds of her sucking on her pacifier.
"Where to? Wherever the destruction is I suppose." Naruto responded.
Maggie made another sound with her pacifier.
"I don't know, why do you ride around Cerberus like a horse?" Naruto asked.
Maggie repeated the same sound.
Naruto then paused for a moment, "How smart are you?" he asked.
Near the waterfall
A group of odd individuals were hanging by the waterfall. All looking relaxed and enjoying the scenery.
"Laxus, isn't there a television series being filmed here?" asked a green haired man.
"Relax Freed, the show ended already. Besides, dad is already gone by now so he won't notice us hanging out." Laxus answered.
"Yeah chill out Freed, it's not like we'll get spotted or anything." said Bickslow.
"Though we could have chosen a more nice looking island." Evergreen said.
Laxus rolled his eyes, "My travel passes expired. I gotta renew them so I don't get in trouble with the old man." he said.
As the group continued to talk about hanging out on the island. The briefcase holding the money started to float down the river. Before it could fall down the waterfall, Bickslow picked it up and gave it a curious look.
"Hey, someone forget their fancy luggage?" he asked.
"What is that?" Laxus asked.
"Probably a bunch of bricks." Bickslow said before opening it. "Oh, just a lot of Canadian cash." he said.
"That's quite a lot of money." Evergreen said as she lowered her glasses.
Laxus grinned, "Cool, my dad reduced my allowance. How much is in there?" he asked.
"Uh… Freed you count." Bickslow said as he handed over the case.
"Let me see now, counting by the rows and assuming at least one hundred per stack." Freed mumbled before closing the briefcase. "At least a couple hundred thousand Canadian dollars." he said.
"That's pretty good." Laxus said before they were interrupted by Justin.
"Hey guys, I know you don't know me. But I need that briefcase." Justin said.
"Who the heck is that?" Bickslow asked.
"Aren't you the guy who was on that ad for my headphones?" Laxus asked as Justin recognized the brand.
Justin chuckled, "Oh yeah, it was one one of my early jobs. Though the designs sucked back then." he answered. "So since you're a fan, care to give me the briefcase?" he asked.
"No." all of them answered.
"What? Come on, you can trust me." Justin said.
"Back off pretty boy. It's our cash." Bickslow replied.
"I don't think so." Justin said as he flashed his teeth.
"OW! Freaking shiny ass teeth!" Bickslow cried out as he covered his eyes.
"Such oral hygiene is inhuman." Bickslow said as he was rapidly blinking.
"That's not all I can do." Justin said as he ripped off his shirt.
The group wasn't enamored with Justin like every other camper, but they were blinded by the bright lights he suddenly sparked.
"Evergreen, take him out." Laxus ordered.
"Will do." Evergreen said as she prepared to remove her glasses.
When suddenly, Kanna appeared in the middle, "I want the money." she said.
"Kanna!?" Laxus asked.
"No way, that's my money." Justin said as Kanna turned around.
"Says who?" Kanna asked before her cuteness combatted Justin's beauty.
Justin's Confessional
"Look, I'm not the type of guy who wants to fight or hurt kids. I'm willing to do some less than nice stuff to win the big bucks though. Still, that adorable kid was dangerous." Just explained with wide eyes.
End of confessional
Suddenly, Justin's beauty and Kanna's cuteness started to radiate the entire area. When suddenly the two sent flying by a powerful invisible force. That sent Justin crashing into a tree and Kanna crashing into Biscklow and Freed. Laxus laughed as he ran up to grab the case when his brother arrived.
"Haha, thank you for holding this for me!" Veldora exclaimed as he started tugging on the briefcase.
"What the? Who are you!?" Laxus asked, not recognizing his brother.
"I am the Great Veldora and I claim this briefcase!" Veldora answered as Laxus started tugging back.
"Veldora? They let you off of the island!?" Laxus asked.
"Yes they did, now then. Which one of my brothers are you? So far the only one willing to greet me is Pluto." Veldora asked.
Laxus gritted his teeth, "I have no time for a family reunion! Just give me my money!" He yelled as he formed a sphere of magic in his free hand.
Veldora grinned, "I see, a test of strength! Let's see how long you last!" he said as he performed the same technique.
"I got the power of the lightning dragon!" Laxus said.
"I got the power of the storm dragon!" Veldora said.
Only Laxus started to stagger as he could feel the intense overwhelming pressure of his brother's superior power. As Veldora's power started to grow increasingly more power, Laxus had to rely on his inner strength along with his comrades.
"Guys, give me all the power you can loan me without killing yourself!" Laxus shouted.
Laxus' three teammates proceeded to raise up their palms and tapped into their magical reserves. Causing them to nearly go dry as they used what they could produce to empower their leader. Allowing Laxus to at least handle Veldora's presence and create a strong enough attack to give him some sort of chance.
Right outside
Gwen shivered, "Why is it so cold?" she asked.
"The air is thick, thicker than my bootie that it's too hard to breathe in." Leshawna commented before they saw the two boy fighting.
"Uh, what's going on now?" Gwen asked.
"Trouble, lots of trouble girl." Leshawna answered.
"Where's Owen when you need him?" Trent asked.
"Why would we need Owen?" Leshawna asked.
"He would just teleport us with his farting." Trent answered.
However, it was too late for any sort of rescue. As the two boys and their techniques clashed.
"Rasengan!" The two shouted.
The resulting explosion made the entire island shake and destroyed nearly a quarter of the forest. With the island only being saved thanks to Irene's sudden intervention as she appeared before Gwen's group.
"I think we will have none of that." Irene said as she lifted away an invisible magical barrier. "Now then, I think you boys should learn to play better." she said just as the briefcase started floating towards the group.
Irene lifted up the briefcase and found the money to be in perfect condition. Though she did appear visibly confused.
"You all use paper money now?" Irene asked.
"Paper is where it's at, lady." Leshawna said with the snap of her finger.
Irene shrugged it off and gave it to the tanned girl, "Very well, take your paper." she said.
"Sweet! Later!" Leshawna said as her group escaped the area.
"I cannot understand a single word that girl has said." Irene said with the shake of her head.
A few minutes into their run, the trio found themselves in front of Justin. Trent tried to warn the girls but the man's sheer appearance made their minds turn into mush.
"I'm gonna need that briefcase, only if that's okay." Justin said.
"Sure thing baby!" Leshawna said as she happily handed over the money.
"No Leshawna!" Trent shouted.
"Thanks, I really appreciate it." Justin said as he walked away with the money.
Trent was shocked by how weak minded his new girlfriend and his other friend were. Then again, it's not like he actually tried fighting back. As he was too surprised to do anything to actually chase after Justin and retrieve the money himself. However, that didn't mean there wouldn't be any other competition or third party to stop Justin's victory.
With Naruto
After making sure that Maggie was in a secure place with no chance of somehow getting her hands on Cerberus. Naruto continued flying over the island in search of the boys. Though he did stop for a moment as he saw Irene's giant barrier as a powerful explosion of magic nearly destroyed the island. Naruto decided to inspect the explosion to have a better understanding of the situation.
At the same time, Naruto turned his head to see Milim carrying Izzy on her back.
"Hi dad! Bye dad!" Milim said as she dived down into the forest.
Where the Uzumaki patriarch could see Milim drop Izzy onto Justin. Ignoring the male model's cry of pains, Izzy stole the briefcase and started riding on Milim's back. Where they were then chased by Esdeath who was flying an apachi helicopter.
'I have given those brats too much power and resources.' Naruto thought as he followed them.
"Milim, hand over that briefcase." Esdeath said over her helicopter's speakers.
"Screw you, Ice Empress!" Milim yelled.
Esdeath nodded to Eva who proceeded to fire missiles at Milim. Sure even the most powerful high grade artillery supplemented by magic won't injure the girl. Though that didn't mean Izzy was immune and Milim could accidentally drop or kill the insane girl if she tries moving too quickly.
"Hey! You're going to hit my bestie!" Milim screamed.
"Surrender the money!" Eva yelled on her end.
"My money! There's so many things I can do! Like change my name to Kaleidoscope!" Izzy said making the helicopter's inhabitants sweat drop.
Milim on the other hand, laughed at the suggestion, "Then everyone can call you E-Scope for short." she said.
"See? I'm glad someone can understand my genius level of intellect." Izzy said before almost being hit by another missile.
As the helicopter continued to open fire. Naruto noticed something odd with the side door of the aircraft. It was shaking quite a bit and Naruto assumed it was because of the high wind pressure from where they were flying. Except he saw the issue once the doors were opening. Somehow, Geoff and Bridgett snuck on and decided to kiss there.
'Of all the places, they chose to hide and mate inside of a military aircraft.' Naruto thought.
"Wow, this is so hot!" Geoff said.
"I know, wait is this thing flying!?" Bridgette asked.
Before they realized it, the two started rolling on the floor of the passenger area. Where they started to slip out the door until Geoff grabbed onto the ledge of the helicopter while struggling to keep a tight hold on Bridgette with his other hand. It didn't help that Esdeath was taking various sharp turns as she chased after Milim and Izzy.
"Geoff!" Bridgette yelled.
"Hang on babe!" Geoff yelled as he struggled to hang on.
Bridgette screamed as she felt the impact form Eva firing the helicopter's rockets. Geoff tried to use all the strength his body could give him. Only he felt like all of the muscles in his arm feeling like they were being ripped open. Now the teen really started to regret feeling envy for all of those badass action movie heroes who are in these kinds of situations.
"Bridge, I can't do it! My arm is going to like snap or something!" Geoff cried out.
Bridgette started to pant as she looked at the island under her. Bridgette was no scholar or bookworm, but her limited knowledge in physics was good enough to tell her that she wouldn't survive the fall. At least not without something reducing her impact or speed. Luckily Naruto was in Dragon form and hovering below them.
"Geoff look!" Bridgette said.
"I rather not babe!" Geoff said as he didn't want to gain a fear of heights.
"No really! Naruto is here!" Bridgette said as the dragon lord was keeping up with the helicopter.
"Seriously?" Geoff asked when suddenly he lost his grip during one of Esdeath's turns.
The two screamed in terror as they landed on Naruto's back. A good thing too as Milim threw Izzy high into the air. Where she then proceeded to use her strength and speed to fly straight through the center of the helicopter. Destroying the back half in the process once Geoff and Bridgette were secured.
"Dude, that was too close!" Geoff said before Naruto started to tilt. Resulting in Geoff starting to slip off, "Woah! Oh!" he screamed.
"Geoff!" Bridgette screamed as she grabbed onto him.
"Dude, I'm falling!" Geoff yelled.
"Good, that's what you get for accusing me infidelity!" Naruto responded.
"Dude, it was just a joke!" Geoff said trying to defend himself.
"Infidelity is no joke! You cannot comprehend the hardships we've faced together!" Naruto yelled as he slowly lets Geoff fall off.
"Come on dude! This is worse! I almost fell off of a helicopter!" Geoff pleaded.
Naruto ignored his pleas but Bridgette came to his defense, "I know what Geoff did is really offensive and stupid. But doesn't he deserve a chance to repent?" she asked him.
Naruto thought it over for a moment.
Later
Geoff was forced into learning what dogesa. Where he proceeded to apologize before Medusa. Who once again was having her appearance clouded by the massive dust storm she created from rapidly moving around the island. Though Geoff could clearly see the bright pink eyes filled with fury behind the fog.
"I'm like super sorry ma'am! I didn't mean to be an idiot! Forgive this dumb dude's soul that prosts uh, what's the word? Prostate!" Geoff pleaded.
Medusa was silent for a moment, what no one expected was for her to throw a leash at Bridgette. The surfer girl looked confused and wondered why she was given a dog leash.
"Train the mongrel to behave." Medusa said before leaving.
"What?" Bridgette asked.
"She means keep Geoff from misbehaving." Naruto answered
"Haha, it's like a metaphor right?" Geoff asked thinking his punishment is a prank.
"Get in the leash." Naruto said.
With the money briefcase
As Milim started to move closer towards the ground. Izzy started to juggle the briefcase over her head. Not feeling at all concerned with dropping it, Izzy suddenly lost the money as after a sling of rocks hit her in the back. Looking down, she saw Duncan was the one who hit her and grabbed the briefcase once it hit the ground. Izzy whistled with her fingers to signal to chase after Duncan and Courtney.
"I thought I was going to miss. That crazy girl moves like a rocket." Duncan said before Milim tackled him.
"Give me back my bestie's money!" Milim yelled as Duncan accidentally dropped the briefcase.
"Babe! A little help maybe!?" Duncan pleaded.
"I could offer a little help, but it would do so little. Sorry Duncan, it's just business!" Courtney said before running away and laughing at the same time.
Only for Izzy to tackle her down, "Mine!" she screamed as she bit Courtney's arm.
"OUCH! Were you raised in a cave or something!?" Courtney angrily asked.
Izzy continued to bite down as she tried to steal the briefcase of money away. Where Kurama finally appeared on this episode and proceeded to steel it. Right before climbing onto a Segway being manned by Bradley. Before anyone could start chasing them, Bradley called upon his family of skunks to cover their flank by driving a fleet of Segways.
Izzy eventually let go of Courtney and tried to chase them. Before following a large stampede of animals. Where she climbed onto the back of a wild bear that was among them.
"Let's go! That's my money!" Izzy yelled as Cerberus road past them.
Of course, Maggie seems to have somehow escaped and started riding the demonic hound again. While at the same time, taking control of the stampede and making it chase after the skunk and fox. With Bradley giving a sad sigh as he saluted his family. All of whom started to salute back before they all turned around and went to risk their lives to combat the stampede.
Soon enough, Naruto could be seen floating above them again. With Maggie coming closer to taking the briefcases away as Bradley tries to speed away. Though the skunk was afraid of farting on his master's infant child while he was right above him. So all he could do is try to escape the little girl's path.
As they came closer to each other and Bradley begins to overheat his little vehicle. Kurama proceeded to salute his skunk comrade and proceeded to jump in the other direction. Where Bradley sacrificed himself to slow down Cerberus and Maggie. Leaving the fox with some time to run away into the distance. Until he stumbled over Owen who looked injured from being treated like a chew toy by Cerberus.
"?" Kurama wondered.
"Ow…" Owen muttered before collapsing onto the fox.
"!" Kurama exclaimed as he tried to crawl from out of Owen.
Unfortunately for the fox, as it was squished by Owen's massive body and with Owen refusing to move as he felt too exhausted. Kurama dropped the briefcase which fell onto the ground. Luckily, Cody and Harold were hiding nearby and grabbed the case.
"I don't know how, but we have the money." Cody said happily.
"Should we do something about Owen?" Harold asked.
Suddenly, another Owen appeared from a fart, "Hey guys, you won't believe what it took for me to get here." he said as he dropped a potion onto the injured Owen. "Haha, I should be fine. Though it's going to be a real pain to figure out time travel." he said before disappearing.
The injured Owen's wounds started to heal, but he wasn't waking up any time soon. Cody and Harold decided to ignore this strange phenomenon and decided to run away.
Near the docks
DJ was just sitting near the docks, while a million dollars was nice. He really didn't want to risk his life by this point. So he just sat around until the game ended. At least hoping he can ask for forgiveness since he didn't say anything offensive about Naruto's marriage. Only he was just helping around when one of the boys became petrified and Owen teleported him away by accident.
However it sounds like the craziness was about to arrive.
"Maybe I should move over." DJ said as he saw several trees falling over in the distance.
Soon enough, DJ could hear the sounds of a war only a couple hundred meters away. The pacifistic teen started to run behind cover before watching Leshawna's group riding on Chef's ATV. With Trent somehow getting his hands on the briefcase. Behind them, Cody and Harold were chasing them while riding on a moped.
"Give that back!" Cody yelled.
"Sorry Cody, but you finders keepers." Trent said.
"We found it first!" Harold argued.
"Then hang onto it tighter baby!" Leshawna said before laughing out loud.
As the two groups chased each other around. Ezekiel code be seen riding from the latter of a helicopter. Apparently Esdeath got a second helicopter and let Lindsay and Beth ride along so long as they don't get in the way. Though they did this for a free ride and to take pictures while Ezekiel kept an eye out for the money as did Eva as she was sitting on the co-pilot seat.
"You see anything farm boy?" Eva asked over the radio she gave him.
"I see two groups fighting for the cash. You wanna land or you think I can jump down and steal it?" Ezekiel asked.
"Sure farm boy, with your fitness level. You can steal it with ease." Eva said sarcastically.
Ezekiel smiled, "Thanks for the confidence boost, Eva!" he said, unaware of the sarcasm.
"No you idiot! I was being…" it was too late as Ezekiel jumped from the latter.
Only to land on Cody and Harold. Resulting in their stolen moped to crash into a cabin. All three boys were injured in the accident.
"Way to go homeschool!" Harold said angrily.
"I don't know why you're praising me. I got us hurt." Ezekiel said.
"I was being sarcastic! Gosh!" Harold yelled as he started crawling away.
At the center of the camp
As Leshawna finally lost her and Gwen's admirers. Only now, they just had to cross the finish line which was being painted at the docks. As Leshawna started to rev up the engine of her vehicle. She was suddenly hit by a motorcycle being driven by Junko.
"Whoops!" Junko said as she stole the briefcase. "Nice!" she said when Izzy suddenly tacked her from out of nowhere.
"Give me!" Izzy yelled.
"No!" Junko yelled. "Mukuro! Get Milim's crazy friend off of me!" she commanded.
Suddenly Mukuro came out of nowhere and tried to rip Izzy off of her twin. As the two struggled, Heather started walking around them while trying to think of how to steal the money. Only to see Izzy trying to push Mukuro off before accidentally ripping off a shirt tag. Only it wasn't really a shirt tag like that all shirts have. It released a lot of energy that transformed Mukuro's short dark hair and dark eye colors. In the blink of an eye, Mukuro suddenly grew long cherry blond hair with blue eyes.
Making her look like an exact replica of Junko but with freckles on her face.
"What the?" Izzy asked as she looked at Mukuro. "Did you somehow copy yourself? Because this is weird." she said.
Mukuro looked confused until her sister spoke up, "Mukuro, your vanity seal is gone." She said as the girl gasped.
"Vanity?" Izzy asked.
Junko sighed, "A lot of us look different from mom and dad because we like to be unique. Mukuro does it because she thinks I'm more special, obviously that much is true. Only she takes it too far because she thinks by looking like me, she's disrespecting my appearance." she explained.
"Wow… someone has major confidence issues." Izzy said as Mukuro tried creating another vanity seal. Izzy then bit Junko's hand and ran with the briefcase, "It's all mine!" she yelled.
By then, with all of the chaos going on. About every contestant that has participated in this series had arrived. With Izzy leading the way to docks as she where she would cross the finish line and win the million. That is until she slipped on the grease that was on the ground. As Soma had only passed by a few seconds ago as he was throwing out as he was forced to clean Chef's kitchen. Now it seems like some of it spilled and Izzy lost her balance.
Causing her to drop the briefcase onto the dock as she slipped across the dock and into the water. Even worse, about half or more of the campers ended up sliding off of the dock and fell into the water with Izzy. About 14 or so campers had fallen into the water with the one million dollar cash prize lying on the dock. Ready to be claimed by just about anyone.
Courtney appears to be the most eager to take it for herself. Until Naruto came crashing down into the docks while in human form. Accidentally taking the money underwater with him.
"You have to be kidding me!" Courtney yells as she stomps her foot on the ground.
Then Naruto resurfaced and started walking on the water. Where he started running around the campers who tried to swim towards him.
"Two can play that game." Courtney said as she removed her shoes and sweater.
As the former Counselor in Training prepared to dive in and go for the prize. Naruto suddenly tossed the briefcase into the air and began to charge up a lot of energy from his mouth.
"Apocalypse Dragon's ROAR!" Naruto shouts as he disintegrates the briefcase into ash.
"What just happened?" Soma asked as he stuck his head out of the window.
"That is so unfair!" Heather yelled.
Suddenly Chris arrived while blowing on a horn, "Technically, that means Naruto won. He crossed the line while claiming the money. He can do whatever he wants with it." he said before hearing everyone whine. So he blew his horn again, "Don't worry, you will all get a second chance to earn one million dollars!" he announced.
"That sounds nice." Owen said.
"I don't like where this is going." Gwen said.
"How exactly are we getting a second chance?" Trent asked
Heather glared at the game host, "Oh no, you better not say…"
"In season 2!" Chris said making half whine and the other half cheer.
"WOOH! Season 2!? I am so pumped!" Owen shouted with joy.
"Hey Lindsay, do you want to team up again?" Beth asked.
"Of course!" Lindsay answered as the two hugged each other.
"Again? Really?" Heather asked angrily.
Leshawna shook her head, "There ain't no way any of us are playing your sick game again Chris." she said.
Chris chuckled as he pulled out the contract, "Actually, you are. Next time, consider reading the fine print. Especially between the lines I might add." he said.
"Just like that? We all play again?" Eva asked.
"Nope, just these guys." Chris answered as he pointed at the fourteen swimming in the water.
"That is unfair! I deserve to be a part of season 2! I'll call my lawyers!" Courtney threatened.
"Go ahead, I did nothing illegal." Chris responded as Courtney snarled. "Anyways, I hope you all enjoy your break. Because season 2 starts in two weeks and in a brand new location!" he said.
"Did you really have to destroy the money?" Justin asked Naruto.
"No, because I only destroyed the case." Naruto said.
"What?" Beth asked.
"I have a slight of hand." Naruto said as he held out his palm.
"A slight of hand of what?" Lindsay asked.
"Just check your mail." Naruto said before walking back onto dry land.
"Hey Naruto, want to give a final statement to the audience before I wrap it up?" Chris asked.
Naruto stared at the camera, "Stay tuned for the second season of the world's first accurate reality show." he said with a Sephiroth style grin.
Chris laughed as Naruto left, "That's right folks, all the mythology stuff is real. About as real as our show." He said as the crew started moving in the background. "Will Naruto be a lot more soft next time? Will Lady Medusa show mercy to the men and not reduce next seasons cast? What sort of crazy challenges will I put these teens through? Find out next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. ACTION!" He yells as Naruto flies over the island while in dragon form for a final shot.
With that, everyone started to pack their stuff and leave.
Later that night
Everyone started to say their goodbyes as they were about to leave home. Friendships and relationships would be put on hold, last minute fights were occurring and people just waiting to leave. Though some have a new career in mind to worry about since they won't be around for season 2.
"Oh my gosh, I don't think I could handle another season." Satie said.
"Yeah right? Like, our friendship is pushed super far because of this game." Katie said.
Justin sighed in the background, "I guess I'll have to put my modeling career on hold again. Then again, that million would really help finance me." he said as he smiled at his handheld mirror.
"I got a job with Esdeath. It really helps me feel alive." Eva said.
"Good for you Eva." Justin said.
Ezekiel shook his head, "I screwed up big time." he said.
"There's always season 3. If one does occur, then you could show up then." Harold said.
"You think? I would totally win then if I get that chance!" Ezekiel said excitedly.
"Don't jinx it!" several people yelled at Harold.
"Baby, I am okay with more chances to win moolah but three seasons, ooh! Ain't no way anyone is signing up Leshawna for that long." Leshawna said as she passed by.
"I'm not jinxing it, it's really up to Chris and that insane head of his." Harold said as he started moving.
"Are you going to miss me babe? I won't see you while I'm on TV again." Duncan asked.
Courtney rolled her eyes, "Like I would ever miss you. Besides, I should be on Season 2!" she yelled.
"Okay, definitely not gonna miss the angry side of you. Oh well, see you later!" Duncan said as he left her side.
Everyone started to line up as a few of "interns" were all positioned at the center of the camp. Where the campers would individually (in a pair in the case of Katie and Satie) be teleported straight home. With no strings attached like being sent to another paradise or some other location. Then again there was hesitance but the whole cast has been through enough by this point.
"All set?" one intern asked.
"Yeah, whatever. Just take me home already." Heather said before being given an envelope. "What's this?" she asked.
"Your compensation." the intern answered.
"Pfft, pity cash. Typical." Heather said as she saw the check inside.
The intern teleported away with Heather. With the rest of the campers going away while being presented of a check of their own. Unaware that Naruto secretly broke the one million dollars into 22 halves. With everyone receiving about $45,454.45 in Canadian currency once they turn it into the bank. It was less than half of the original prize and nothing compared to the increased 500,000 prize that Owen won.
Though Naruto did make sure that his family did receive a small portion for their family member winning the game.
A few minutes later, only a couple of contestants were left. Like Duncan who was not one bit excited. Since he would still be on parole from his latest actions.
"It was a fun ride, but I think I should go. Right before the camp gives me a rash or a curse from one of Harold's nerdy comics." Duncan said as he was taken away too.
Harold shook his head and glared at Duncan's spot, "Goodbye Total Drama Island, again. Still, maybe next season will be a tad easier. Haha, maybe I'll see if any of Magic Steve's tricks will help me out." he said as he teleported away.
Gwen sighed as she held Trent's hand one last time, "I guess this is goodbye, for like a or week or two I guess." she said.
"Hey, if I would regret anything. It would be not meeting you. What's another seasons really?" Trent asked as the two hugged.
That's when Gwen felt Masrur's paw, "I'm going to miss you too big guy. You're the only giant cat I really liked." He said as he hugged Masrur's neck.
As Gwen let go, she stood next to an "intern" who wore a purple cloak that obscured her face. As they were prepared to leave. The cloaked female looked at Gwen with curious eyes.
"They said you are of the Roth clan. Is it true?" the woman asked.
"Something like that, I guess ancient ancestors or something. You know something about them?" Gwen asked.
"I know them very well." the woman said before disappearing in a black orb with Gwen.
Trent sighed as he took his turn to leave. Bridgette proceeded to drag Geoff with the dog collar Medusa gave her.
"Bridge, I love you but this is not cool!" Geoff whined before being teleported.
Bridgette rolled her eyes, "He'll learn his lesson, I hope." she said as she was taken home afterwards.
Owen was still holding his head in pain, "Yup, that sucked. I better keep mouth shut next season. Except for when the food is involved." he said with a chuckle. "Still, no hard feelings on my part! Thanks for the snacks by the way!" he said as he raised up a large suitcase with food.
"No problem Owen!" Soma yelled before Owen teleported away.
Milim gave Izzy a tearful goodbye, "No! I don't wanna say goodbye! You're my first real friend in over a millennia!" Milim whined.
Izzy smiled, "It's cool Milim, my life span might be as small as this corn chip I have. But I'll always be back! At least E-Scope will! HAHA!" She laughed before she was teleported back home.
Milim whimpered as she saw her friend leave. Naruto sighed as he gently grabbed Milim's shoulder. Where the girl then proceeded to hug her father.
"I've never seen you that attached to someone like that in years." Naruto told her as he comforted his daughter. "Not even your own child." he said.
"MILIM IS A PARENT!?" Everyone but Medusa screamed.
"I do love Kotori, it's just different papa." Milim replied.
Naruto sighed, "It always is." he said.
Junko proceeded to drag Cody with a dog leash of her own, "Anyways, it was fun meeting you all and stuff. So bye bye." she said.
"This is so not cool!" Cody yelled.
"Hold on! I remember there's something important that the Fates have foreseen for Cody!" Naruto yells out.
"Huh?" Cody asked.
"Cody, it is foretold that there will be a third season and you will be a part of it. There you will be married to a woman who has conditional love for you. One who will overlook your negative aspects and you will only break her heart once. Yet, you will mend that heart and your relationship will grow stronger because of it." Naruto explained what Hades had told him.
Cody was hyped, "Seriously!? That sounds awesome!" He said before teleporting away.
"He's going to have a happy married life?" Junko asked.
"Not really, his marriage won't be legal. It's a part of a challenge." Naruto answered making Junko give him a weird look. "His "wife" is a crazy stalker girl who will watch this season and the next season about 30 times according to the sisters of Fate." he said as Junko snorted.
"Aw! I love weddings!" Lindsay said as she teleported away.
"I hope I get to be a bridesmaid." Beth said as she left as well.
"Leshawna ain't sticking around for no crazy wedding." Leshawna said as she left.
"I would say it was fun and all and I'm grateful to be alive. But I'm more grateful to go home to mama and use this check to cover her bills." DJ said as he also left.
Tyler saluted everyone, "See ya later, probably." he said as he was teleported.
Noah snickered as he left, "The scientific community is probably all out of whack because of this show now." He said.
Courtney silently kept her disappointment to herself until she exploded, "I am definitely filing a lawsuit with my attorney!" she yelled.
"If that doesn't work out. Try the Brando Consultation, they'll give you a free quote." Naruto said as he handed her a company card.
"Thanks, I will." Courtney said before teleporting away.
"I think that's all of them." Naruto said as the interns came back.
That's when Medusa in her human form arrived, "Let's go home dear, my stress has exhausted me." she said as she yawned.
"Yes love. Let's go everyone." Naruto said as they marched back to the castle.
Back in the castle
Once everyone was secured inside of the castle with no one hanging out on the island. Naruto ordered for his indoor servants to begin teleporting the castle before a crazy human could try their chance at attacking his home. By the time the castle reached a brand new location where it was hidden from the rest of the world. Naruto took a seat in one of the common areas and looked up at the painting of Lisa Tepes.
"Are you coming to bed dear?" Medusa asked.
Naruto closed his eyes, "In a few minutes Medusa, I'll see you there." he said as he kissed her on the cheek.
As Medusa and everyone else left to sleep for the night. Irene stood by her surrogate nephew.
"I never did have the chance to meet the woman. You were forced to survive on your own for so long until I found you." Irene said. "I had you learn everything there was to know. Until you outgrew me and became much greater." she whispered into his ear.
"What do you want to tell me Irene?" Naruto asked.
"That this was an ironic reunion. A strange fate, especially now that the Roth clan is still alive." Irene answered.
"Yes, Raven has returned." Naruto said as the cloaked woman with Gwen was a friend of the family.
"Here I thought you would have been more excited to see her again." Irene said.
"Thrilled." Naruto answered blankly. "However, I am surprised. I knew Gwen was special, but for her be a descendant of Raven's. That is quite unexpected." he said.
Irene smirked, "You know, I was testing a few things before we ended up in this world. Before the era of Zeus, before you declared your love for Echidna's child." She said.
Naruto gave her a suspicious look, "What sort of scheme are you making up?" he asked.
"A new magic I've been dying to learn. Of course, it was never completed due to my "rest" and as such. Raven was a key factor to finally finishing my little experiment." Irene explained.
"What are you plotting?" Naruto asked, rather demanded.
"A little gift for you dear. Something you will no doubt like. Well, hate at first but you will enjoy my reasoning." Irene said.
"What level of risk does this plot involve?" Naruto asked as Irene continued to giggle to herself.
Later that night
For the first time in the summer, Naruto lied down in a comfortable bed with his wife. He still awake and looked up at the ceiling as if it were the most interesting aspect of the universe. He could feel his arm subconsciously reaching for Medusa who turned away from him and continued to sleep. Naruto smiled at his beautiful and wanted to reach out to her, but promptly avoided that idea as to not disturb her.
She was thinking over the convoluted plan of Irene. Irene Belserion is a wicked woman and Naruto never trusted her as a child because of what happened to him. Irene is always the type to focus on self interest, but never lied to Naruto or did anything to harm him. Not that she could in his current state of power and Irene having only recently awakened. Then there were Naruto's children who were powerful enough to surpass the woman in strength.
However, her idea is still insane and full of risk. With her explanation sounding like it was meant to benefit Naruto more than anyone else. Naruto sighed as this overthinking was giving him a bit of a headache and leaving him restless. He turned to Medusa one more time as he tried to put himself to sleep.
'Medusa, I'm reuniting this family. Please forgive me for whatever risk I take.' Naruto thought.
The next day
A Tobi wearing a general's hat was standing at the top of a platform overlooking the other Tobi's wearing army helmets and sailor garbs. The general Tobi was making marching gestures as he saw his brothers being loaded onto Higgins boats. With several more filling up a plane and a few of the sailor Tobi's loading up cargo and other materials.
"Attention! Demon Dragon Lord on station!" General Tobi yelled as Naruto walked up to him.
"I see you organized enough of a force to prepare for the invasion." Naruto said.
"General Tobi is ready for battle!" General Tobi said with a salute.
"Very good. We leave in fifteen minutes." Naruto said as the general proceeded to bark orders at his subordinates.
As the Tobi army started to prepare for invasion of some kind. Naruto went to speak with Irene who began to explain the details of her experiment. It would be a two way trip, but Naruto was told to move quickly as time itself is going to be sensitive for this mission.
"Very well, we begin the operation." Naruto said as Irene smirked.
Elsewhere
Konohagakure no Sato, a village standing proud. After many attacks, calamities and political issues. The village stands as if it were the jeweled crown of the world. Even with modern machinery and advances in science in the past couple of decades. The village was not too different in general. Despite some reform changes and demands in government. The ninja village is still the same as it was after the Kyuubi attacked many years ago.
However, it seems that their temporary peace would not last. For the first time in many years, it would find itself in conflict. As a giant vortex appeared in the sky with many foreign objects flying from out of it. Including a certain winged beast coming out of it to terrorize the village once more.
It wouldn't be too long before the village would actively prepare for the incoming attack. However, this was nothing like the previous battles the shinobi had faced. As the man Higgins boats that loaded the Tobi army had started to crash into the ground.
"Let's get them boys! Let's prove that we're better that we're better than those stupid Monokumas!" a Tobi yelled with his grew up.
Then another wave of Higgins boats arrived. Only these ones were painted black and white with a distinct red marking on the sides. As all of them landed and hit the ground. The black and white boats revealed that they were carrying Monokuma robots that started to run at the shinobi.
"Oh boy! Lots of playmates!" the lead Monokuma yelled as they started leading the invasion.
Behind the Hokage Monument
Naruto sighed as he arrived behind the monument. Upon arrival, he made his way to a certain tomb. He visited this place before and it was a wreck back then. Luckily Orochimaru wasn't around anymore and it looks like the village has made it difficult for people to defile this location.
"What is this place father?" Pluto, who Naruto brought with him, had asked.
"Your grandmother's tomb. My only regret in leaving this realm is leaving her remains behind." Naruto said. "They do not deserve it." he said as he destroyed the seals keeping the tomb locked.
"Would we not be defiling it by moving the grave of the departed?" Pluto asked.
"It's already been defiled. I never believed there was a chance to save it until Irene explained to me about her experiment." Naruto said as the mountain started to shake. "We must move. The army is not built for invasion, just distraction." Naruto said as he moved with haste.
At the same time, the cemetery
Junko yawned as she saw her twin digging a hole, "I swear, dad better not get me cursed or something." He said.
"Sister, I am the one digging. I think I would be the one being cursed." Mukuro said as she was digging up a casket.
"Look Mukuro, even I'm disturbed that we're removing grandma's grave. Especially since I'm only really scared that her spirit is going to freak out or something." Junko exclaimed as she cleaned her nails.
Mukuro gulped as she looked at the casket, "Sorry grandmother, please forgive me." she begged as she moved the casket.
"Careful Mukuro! You're going to give her motion sickness!" Junko yelled as Mukuro yipped.
"Sister don't scare me like that!" Mukuro pleaded as she tried to drag out the casket from the hole.
"Calm down, you did it already. Now, let's go get ready to go home. This place sucks and it smells." Junko said as she called over her personal Monokuma robots.
By then, the Monokuma squadron started to take the casket and began to move. Though as they started to begin their transport. Mukuro could detect various foreign signatures heading towards their direction. The girl's face contorted into a serious one as she grabbed an army knife and prepared for her foes to arrive.
"You have to be kidding me. We don't have time for losers." Junko said as she felt them coming too.
By then, a group of five shinobi had arrived. Upon realizing that foreigners had broken into their cemetary. The shinobi had prepared to question the girls before noticing that they were stealing the casket.
"Stop right...!"
*SHING*
The lead shinobi was cut down as Mukuro slashed at his knees. She then quickly avoided a kunai aimed for her head. Before proceeding to block a kick and with her greater strength. Mukuro proceeded to throw the same shinobi into the next two who tried to rush her. As the fifth was forming hand seals to perform a jutsu, Junko's hair came to life and bit down on the ninja's shoulder. The shinobi screamed in pain as they fell to their knees.
"You're too slow Mukuro." Junko said as she forced the ninja too look her in the eyes. Where they started glowing bright purple, "Look into my eyes. Your soul is stained with the blood of the innocent." she said in a deep voice as she petrified the ninja.
Mukuro gave a nervous laugh, "You got that from a movie. You're such a great actress sister." she said as she clapped.
"Shut up Mukuro, let's hurry home and hopefully grandma's ghost follows us. She owes everyone from Milim to Maggie some birthday presents." Junko said.
"Should we take the tombstone?" Mukuro asked.
Junko gazed at the old tombstone.
Kushina Uzumaki
Junko shrugged, "Nah, she doesn't need that nasty ass thing." she said before moving out.
Back with Naruto
Naruto placed a hand on the stone coffin, "Hello mother. It's been a while." he said as he reverted to his true blond spiky haired form. "You wouldn't believe the things I've seen. Then again, I don't know if your spirit was able transcend into the other world. Funny enough, I always had semblance that you are watching me." he continued to say.
Naruto stared silently at the coffin. Ignoring the sounds of his spare Tobi's preparing to have the coffin removed.
"Perhaps this is some form of closure. Irene took good care of me and in return, she gave me this opportunity to see you again." Naruto said in a solemn voice. "Call me materialistic if you wish, all I ask is for your forgiveness. They do not deserve to keep you like you are the most precious to them." he said.
Pluto slowly reached for his father in an attempt to console him. Only to hear him speak again as Naruto's head snapped upward.
"Pluto, if you like to speak with your grandmother. Do it now because the trip back will take a while." Naruto said as he stepped back from the coffin.
"Of course." Pluto said after removing his decorative eyepatch.
As Pluto tried to come up with a few words to say to his father's adoptive mother. Naruto proceeded to walk outside as he prepared for transport. Along with any threat that might try to get in his way. Which they did, a vaguely familiar man had come upon somehow learning of the seals locking the tomb being destroyed.
"Impossible." the man muttered. "How are you back?" he asked.
Naruto gave him an intense stare, "Who are you?" he asked in a serious voice.
Yet Naruto genuinely had no memory of this person. It actually looked like it was supposed to matter because the man looked offended. Though he quickly cooled down as to maintain his nerves.
"Of course, someone as animalistic as you wouldn't remember others. Then again I was no different. When I sought vengeance against my brother..."
Naruto tuned him out as he heard the inhabitants of the cave, "Ow! My crotch! A rock fell on my crotch!" a Tobi yelled.
The man continued to speak, "...yet no matter where I set my sights. Even if it was to stop Konoha from continuing to destroy itself. I wanted to destroy it and the other villages. Thus destroying the world in a seemingly endless cycle of..."
"Hey lift it higher! My fingers feel like breaking with all of this weight!" another Tobi yelled.
"...even now, I may have become Hokage because of some "heroic" actions. Yet, I see this as a badge of honor. One to restore my clan and in a way, save Konoha from destroying itself..."
"Did you just fart! That's nasty!" a Tobi yelled.
The man continued to speak with much passion, "...I know your tale, Naruto Uzumaki. I know your desire to destroy the village. Yet it won't solve anything by defiling the grave of your adoptive mother..."
"Oh my darling! Oh my darling! Oh my darling, Clementine!" a Tobi sang.
The man then drew his sword, "As Hokage, I, Sasuke Uchiha will bring you down with all my might..."
"Watch those wrist rockets!" another Tobi screamed.
"I will not... hey are you even listening?" Sasuke asked as Naruto looked cross eyed.
"Sorry, could you repeat yourself? You said your name was Keanu Reeves?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke sweat dropped, "I am Sasuke Uchiha, Hokage of Konohagakure and I will defeat you and end your streak of disaster that you started before your sudden disappearance..."
"Hey I wrote you a song." Naruto interrupted.
"What?" Sasuke asked as Naruto suddenly summoned a guitar.
"It goes like this." Naruto said as he strummed the guitar. "You're a bitch." he said.
"Eh?" Sasuke asked.
Suddenly a group of Tobi's dressed like a barbershop quartet arrived, "Oh~! You're a bitch! A bitch! A bitch! A bitch~!" they sang with one of them doing a solo on the harmonica.
Sasuke sighed as he revealed his EMS and surrounded himself with lightning. A split second later, his body was covered in a samurai like armor made with his Susanoo. With all the power he could muster, he shattered the ground he stood on as he suddenly appeared in front of Naruto in the blink of an eye.
"Chidori: Slash!" Sasuke yelled as he swung at Naruto.
The blow landed on Naruto's shoulder, but it looked like it got stuck. Sasuke quickly tried to continue his assault before realizing he could not remove his blade. Before coming up with a retreat, Naruto dug his clawed hand into the right side of his chest.
"Chain Lightning." Naruto said as he drilled a hole through Sasuke.
Causing the Uchiha to scream in pain before falling and collapsing. By then, the Tobi's started running out with the coffin alongside Pluto who looked at his father with curiosity.
"Let's go." Naruto said as he slowly transformed.
Sasuke struggled to maintain consciousness by the sudden attack. As he watched the dragon that nearly destroyed Konoha transform. With the Tobi securing the coffin on Naruto's back. A few moments later, Junko arrived with her own group and did the same with Kushina's casket. It wasn't long before everyone stood on Naruto's back before taking off into the sky.
"That thing killed the Kyuubi. Of course it got stronger." Sasuke thought as he saw the dragon escape.
And thus, the legend of Acnologia was no longer a myth to the new generation. As they all watched Naruto soar into the sky as the ripple in time and space opened up again.
"ROOOOOOAAAAAR!" with a might roar, Naruto terrified the inhabitants of Konoha.
As a bit of a sadistic prank, Naruto only made the many survivors of the last attack remember the horrible mistake they commited. With their peace broken and the younger generation soon learning of the atrocity that plagued their home. Watching it all go away in some mysterious vortex along with his many destructive minons.
Unsure of if the Dragon Acnologia will ever return.
Two weeks later, Total Drama Dimension
With the portal closed for good and Naruto's personal affairs having been completed. The Dragon of the Apocalypse watched over the road in front of the abandoned studio lot where they used to film movies.
"Here we go again." Naruto said before transforming. 'I suppose it's the most entertainment I had. It makes me feel alive funny enough. Because Acnologia will be the one reminding humanity of it's place in the hierarchy.' he thought as he perched himself at the top of one of the studios.
A few seconds later, Naruto would see the bus with Season 2's 14 contestants arrive. The dragon lord grinned as he stifled a laugh. All the while thinking of the many surprises he and Chris stored in the abandoned movie lot.
'Show time.' Naruto thought as the contestants looked around in confusion.
END OF SEASON 1
A/N: Sorry if it felt underwhelming or confusing for some. But then again, there's always season in the future right? Maybe? Who knows. I hope you enjoyed this little random slice of life adventure or whatever you want to call this craziness. Whatever you think, I hope you had as much fun as I did. Because I'm probably going to be finishing up a couple of other stories this year.
2023 is still a fairly new year with many mysteries and surprises.
*Insert Credits Here*
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
(Picture an image of the Uzumaki family. Only before Medusa and Naruto interrupt the kiss, Kushina's ghost decides to jump in the middle while Lisa's ghost laughs while shaking her head beside the couple.)