"Hey" - (Normal Talking)
"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)
{"What happened?"} - (Communication)
"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)
"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)
":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)
["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)
Opening by neostardustdragon101
(play lock on from urusei yatsura 2022)
Nee kiite
Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou
Tsunaide hanarerarenai
Mitsumeatte mata karamatte toke
Itomeru made
A door burst opened revealing Naruto and Ranma crying out as their respective harems jumped out behind but while the two boys were freaking out the girls all had happy smiles on their faces.
The youths stood over a mountain falling downwards splashing into a river bursting out were fem. Ranma and Fox Naruto
Ningen nante oroka ne souzou de katatte
Touzen datte omowanai de aishiteite
The two boys side by side as several screens float containing the images of their friends. Naruto runs ahead passing by Nabaki who gives him a smirk as she counts her money, Ranma looks on with jealousy as Akane glares at Ranma smacking him upside the head sending him flying rolling down the staircase
Dandan koishiku naru ne hontou no uchi o sarashite
Kakkou tsukete kakushitatte bareteru kara
Shampoo tackles Naruto nuzzling cheek to cheek, Ukuo slaps Ranma in the back of the head with her spatula.
Sono mama de ii kawannai de ii
Mou shitteru shi tsuyogan'nai de yo
Benten flies chasing Naruto on her bike as flies beside them, Oyuki laughs as a freezing wind blows freezing Ranma in place Naruto jumps down chopping the block to pieces freeing Ranma.
Sukoshi kurai misetemo ii janai
Demo nandakana
Ryoga jumped down kicking and punching at Ranma with Naruto swiping at him with a kunai as the three boys fought against each others happosai snuck around holding up a bucket of water tossing it down towards Ranma but Naruto quickly pulled him aside allowing the water to fall in Ryoga turning him into a pig. Naruto and Ranma jump into the air uppercutting Happosai into the sky being struck by lighting by Lum's family
Sabishii toka tsubuyaitatte asawasun desho
Nandemo motto chanto mitekurenai no kana
Kushina and Minato sit down to tea with Soun, Kasumi, Nodoka pulling on Genma's ear. The boys and girls rush past the table over spilling tea over Genma turning him into a panda while Kushina and Nodoka chase after their sons.
Nee kiite
Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou
Naruto holds out his hand taking hold of Nabaki as they dance through the ballroom as Naruto spins his partner around catching Lum he dips her downward pulling her up revealing Shampoo, Naruto waltzes through the hall his hand raised connected to Benten.
Tsunaide hanarerarenai
Mitsumeatte mata karamatte toke
Naruto stands back to back with Nabiki as they look off into the distance as wind blows around them.
Kimochi ni kidzuita
Tarinai yo mou futari ga ii
Ranma holds hands with Akane by a mountain.
Waraiatte ikitai no
Motomeatte mata ushinatte wakaru
Naruto and Lum reach out their hands towards each other as lightning crashes behind them.
Kore ga watashi no ai da!
Todoita kana
Ranma wraps his arms around a crying Oyuki as the icy winds blow around them.
Uchinuku koto mo
Mamanaranaikeredomo
Naruto and Shampoo close as they sit in the jungle together with content smiles on their faces.
Saikou janai? kimi ni mo sa
Wasurerannaitte iwasetai no
Naruto and Benten sit back to back smiling at each other as flames rage on behind them.
Sore ga nannen saki no mirai demo ii no
Kikeru nonara
The young teens run down the stairway as various people and creatures pass by them before they both end up in the tendo living room surrounded by their family and friends eating a meal together.
(With Naruto)
It was the next morning and Akane, Ranma in his girl form, Benten and Oyuki were at the tennis court that was near the inn and playing a game of two on two tennis.
More specifically, they were playing tennis while wearing uniforms that included skirts to try and lure Happosai out of hiding, while Naruto and the others were hiding in some bushes nearby, waiting to jump the old man when he showed up.
"I feel ridiculous," Ranma said, as she readied her racket, as Benten and Oyuki prepared to serve the ball.
"Hey, you volunteered to help Benten with her plan" Akane whispered, as she sent the ball flying.
"Yeah, but this is just degrading. How do you girls put up with skirts?" Ranma said, as she took a swing at the ball.
"Oh, quit your whining Saotome. Now look alive!" Benten yelled, as she hit the ball hard with her racket, sending it flying into the air towards Ranma.
Ranma quickly jumped into the air and took a swing at the ball, more specifically, she made her skirt fly a bit from her jump.
"Woo hoo!" Happosai yelled, as he jumped out of the bush he was hiding in and ran towards the field after seeing this.
But before he could even get close…..
POW!!!
Shampoo's ball club flew out of a nearby tree top and nailed him in the side of the head.
And as he fell to the ground, a blast of lightning struck him from the sky.
"Gaaahhhhh!" Happosai yelled, as he was electrocuted.
"Nice swing Shampoo" Naruto said with a grin as he, Shampoo, Ukyo and Lum came out of their hiding spots, while Soun and Genma in his panda form came out from hiding in a pair of trash cans.
"What about me, darling? I made sure he stayed down" Lum said as she pouted lightly, as they approached Happosai, who was charred black and twitching slightly.
"OK, you old freak, time for you to talk, before I decide to find out if I have aunties evil streak" Ranma yelled out, as she grabbed the old man by the back of his shirt.
"How dare you treat your elders this way!" Happosai yelled, as he looked at the gathered teens.
"Elders we respect. Refugees from murder, not so much" Naruto said with a scoff.
"Now, it's time for you to talk, old man," Benten said, as she held out the scroll.
"And don't think you can attack us after reading it. Oyuki?" Ranma said, before she looked at the ice alien.
"Of course, dear Ranma" Oyuki said with a smile, as she nodded at this, before she grabbed the old man and encased his entire body, besides his face in ice.
"S-s-so c-c-c-cold!" Happosai stuttered out as he shivered.
"You want us to thaw you out now? Then get reading" Benten said with a smirk, as she shoved the open scroll into the old man's face.
Naruto slightly chuckled as he watched this. "Ok, so she's a bit like mom. At least she's not scary like her though" he thought.
"I'm n-n-not telling you - gah!" Happosai was saying, before Benten grabbed him by his face.
"Talk, before I have Oyuki cover your mouth and nose slowly!" Benten yelled, as she bared her fangs at the old pervert.
"…..nevermind" Naruto thought, as he slightly shuddered seeing this.
"OK, I'll talk!" Happosai yelled through his squished face.
"Good boy," Benten said, as she patted his cheek slightly, before holding the scroll up for him to read.
"Finally, we will know the secret of the Happo Fire Burst" Soun said, as he danced around happily.
":The nightmare is over!:" Genma's sign said, as he too danced around.
"And we have our future son in laws to thank," Soun said with a smile at Naruto and Ranma.
"I still expect to be reimbursed for the inn bill" Naruto said, as he held up a bill.
"Ah yes, of course - who touched the hotel fridge?!" Soun said as he took the bill, before he took one look at it and his eyes bulged out of his head, before he shouted at the teens.
"Airen say hotel snacks taste good when sucker pay," Shampoo said with a smile.
"Darling knows how I am with chocolate and couldn't say no when I asked," Lum said with a smile.
"I let you have it, so that you would leave me alone, while I bathed," Naruto said with a flat tone of voice.
"Sorry dad" Akane said, as she sweatdropped seeing her father crying over the inn bill.
"Well old man? Let's have it!" Ranma yelled, as she held up the frozen pervert.
"…..I can't read my own handwriting," Happosai said with a shocked look, as he looked at the scroll.
This resulted in everyone, but Ranma, falling over in shock.
Ranma's eyebrow twitched violently at this, before…..
POW!
She drop kicked the old man, sending him flying like a shooting star and sending shards of ice flying.
"You better be fucking kidding me! I dressed up like this for nothing?!" Ranma yelled, as she stomped on the ground in a rage.
"Well, you do make a cute tennis player," Naruto said with a snicker.
"GO TO HELL!" Ranma yelled, as she glared at her cousin, obviously not in the mood for his jokes.
"So, what do we do now?" Oyuki asked everyone curiously.
"I say we pack up and head home" Akane said, as she handed Ranma a hot kettle of water and her boy clothes, so that she could change.
"Me too, as I need to get back to my restaurant" Ukyo said, as she nodded at this.
"That's the best idea I have heard all day," Naruto said, as he tore up the scroll and threw the pieces in the air.
"What are you doing?! What if there was an actual technique in that?!" Soun yelled, while Genma made a surprised face, before they both started to run around, scrambling to grab the pieces of the scroll.
"Oh, get over it, old man!" a now male Ranma yelled, after he had switched both his clothes and form.
"So how are we getting home?" Naruto asked Ranma, as he and the other teens started to walk away from the two adults, who were still grabbing the ripped pieces of the scroll and trying to see how they're put together.
"I guess we are walking home, seeing as that's how we got here" Ranma said with a sigh.
"You walked here, Ranma dear?" Oyuki asked curiously.
"What, you expected uncle fat ass to pay?" Naruto asked with a scoff.
"You know Ranma dear, if you wish, I can pay for you to ride the bus with us" Oyuki said, as she looked at Ranma with a slight mischievous look in her eyes.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at this, as he recognized this look, when Nabiki was pulling one of her scams.
"Really?" Ranma asked with a smile at the ice woman.
"Of course, my dear Ranma" Oyuki said with a smile.
"Wow, I didn't expect Oyuki to be so nice," Akane said with a look of surprise.
"Wait for it," Benten said with a slight smirk, while Lum chuckled nervously.
"You will just owe me a favor," Oyuki said, as she continued to smile.
"I knew it, just like the gold digger" Naruto said with a shake of his head, as she was just like Nabiki.
"Oh, come on. She won't be giving me the business, like Nabiki does you" Ranma said with a wave of his hand.
"Thank you, dear Ranma. Now, as for your payment, all I require of you is that you take me out on a date" Oyuki said with a smile.
"Gah!" Ranma yelled, as he face planted into the dirt at this.
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not like Nabiki" Akane said with a sarcastic tone of voice, as she could definitely see the resemblance.
"Yeah, she's worse. At least Nabiki has some standards" Naruto said with a groan at Oyuki, pretty much blackmailing Ranma into a date.
"Oh? So you do see some good in my sister" Akane said, as she raised her eyebrow inquisitively at the blonde, before she lightly smirked seeing him freeze.
Seeing this Lum, Shampoo and Benten both turned to glare at Naruto lightly.
Naruto chuckled nervously at this, but before he could respond……
BOOOOM!!!!
A massive explosion went off behind them, where they had left Soun and Genma.
"What set off big boom?" Shampoo asked, as they all looked behind them.
"Dad!" Akane yelled, as she quickly ran over to the new crater, where the smoking and groaning Soun and Genma were.
"Hey pops, who kicked your butt?" Ranma asked, as he approached the panda.
":The wrath of destiny visits yet again:" Genma's sign said, as he shook in pain.
"Pffft" Naruto snorted in laughter reading this, before he went silent, as Akane gave him a glare.
"W-we are doomed" Soun groaned, as he pointed shakingly at Happosai, who was now standing across from them with his palms in a throwing motion.
"Heh, I should thank you Ranma. The hit to my head finally made me remember my ultimate technique!" Happosai yelled with a grin, as he struck a victory pose.
This caused the teens to look at the old man in surprise, before they stood at the ready.
"Nice job Ranma" Akane said with a scowl hearing this, as she grabbed her tennis racket, as that was the only weapon she had on hand.
"Hey, how was I supposed to know that would happen!" Ranma yelled.
"Yeah, who knew that cartoon logic would actually work?" Naruto asked, as he readied himself for battle.
"Focus!" Benten yelled at Naruto in a rage.
"Yes kaa-san - I mean, Benten!" Naruto yelled, as he quickly looked at Happosai.
This resulted in Lum, Benten and Shampoo to face plant hearing this.
Meanwhile, Ranma and the other girls covered their months at hearing this, as they tried in vain to contain their laughter.
"Enough of this! Prepare to feel the wrath of the ultimate technique of the school of Anything Goes Martial Arts!" Happosai yelled, as he reared his arms back…..before he pulled what looked like a round firecracker out of his pocket.
"…….please tell me he's kidding" Ranma said, as he blinked in surprise at this.
"Actually, with uncle fat asses run away technique, this actually tracks" Naruto said, as he shook his head.
"Mock this, you brats! Happo Fire Burst! Happosai yelled, as jumped high into the air, before he threw the lit firecracker at the teens.
But before it could hit them, Akane just casually swatted it with her tennis racket, sending it back at the old man.
"Eh?!" Happosai yelled in surprise, as his eyes bugged out at this, before…..
BOOOOM!!!!
The firecracker exploded, engulfing him in a large explosion, making the air send the teens flying back a bit, before a few moments passed and they saw that Happosai was now on the ground, burned and twitching on the ground.
"Ai yah! This too sad, yes?" Shampoo asked, as she looked at the others.
"Yeah, I didn't think it could be any more sad than your running away move, pops" Ranma said, as he helped Genma to his feet.
":Who are you calling sad?!:" Genma's sign yelled, as he growled at his son.
"Come on, let's just go home," Ukyo said with a sigh at this.
"Yeah, our bus should be leaving soon, so we should get moving," Oyuki said, as she nodded in agreement.
"Oh and your tickets are going on your bill FYI" Naruto said to Soun, who started to weep in despair at this, as they all started to walk away from Happosai.
Who started to twitch, as he forced himself up to his feet, as he got up and glared at the group.
"This isn't over, you brats. I am nowhere near done!" Happosai thought, as he made a new plan of attack.
(A little later)
The group was now walking down the hilltop, which would lead them to the bus station.
"OK, we should be able to get home by tonight, if we can make the next bus," Akane said, as she looked up from her phone.
"Good, cause I am starving for some of aunties food" Ranma said, as he held his stomach.
"There's a gift shop too, so I can pick up something for -" Naruto was saying, before he stopped, as he saw that Lum, Shampoo and Benten were glaring daggers at him.
"Pick up something for who, darling?" Lum asked, as her hair sparked with electricity.
"You not be getting gift for gold digger, airen" Shampoo said, as she cracked her knuckles, as she thought about Nabiki.
"That weakling thinks she can stay behind and get a gift? Feh" Benten asked, before she scoffed and crossed her arms.
"Just relax, I'm getting gifts for my parents," Naruto said, as he walked towards the gift shop.
"Nabiki loves hot springs bath salts," Akane said with a knowing grin at Naruto, while Ranma snickered and fist bumped with her.
Naruto's eyebrow twitched at this, before he turned around to yell at his cousin and his fiance.
But he paused, as he spotted something behind them up the hill.
The thing in question was what looked like a giant firecracker, the size of a boulder, rolling down the hill towards them.
"Get out of the way!" Naruto yelled, as he quickly used Geppo to take off into the air.
"What are you talking - what the hell?!" Benten was asking, as she turned around, before she yelled in surprise, seeing the incoming firecracker, before she quickly ran out of the way, grabbing Oyuki's hand and pulled her out of the way whole Ukyo and Shampoo ran out of the way
":We're gonna die!:" Genma's sign yelled out, with a look of terror in his eyes, as he and Soun yelled In terror
"Run, you idiots!" Ranma yelled, as he too used Geppo after scooping up Akane into his arms to carry her out of the way.
"Don't bother! This one will easily hit you, before you can get far enough away!" Happosai yelled with a laugh, as he ran on top of the firecracker towards the bottom of the hill, where they all were.
"We need a way to stop that thing!" Ukyo yelled out.
"What we need is a way to get rid of that thing!" Naruto yelled, as he hovered in the air a bit, as he wracked his brain a bit.
"Hmmmmmmm, oh! I've got it!" Lum said, as she thought to herself, before she snapped her fingers and smiled, before she reached into her hand bag and after a few moments, she pulled out what looked like a folded door, which she threw towards the giant firecracker.
As the folded door went into the path of the firecracker, it stopped in mid air and unfolded into what looked like a door, before it opened up and started to suck the firecracker towards it.
"Everyone, take cover!" Lum yelled, as she flew behind some trees, while Benten and Oyuki grabbed Ukyo and Akane and dragged them behind some trees.
"What magic this?" Shampoo asked with wide eyes, as she took cover, along with Soun and Genma.
"It's a doorway I made for emergencies!" Lum yelled, as she hung on to a tree branch, as the door attempted to suck up everything around them.
"Where do you get this stuff?!" Naruto yelled, as he quickly used Geppo to make his way to a nearby tree branch and grabbed it, so that he wouldn't be sucked in.
As the giant firecracker was sucked into the doorway, Happosai yelled in a panic, as he too was sucked towards the doorway, before he grabbed onto a nearby sign.
"Ahhhhh! Help me!" Happosai yelled in a panic, as he held onto the sign for dear life.
Naruto and Ranma both hesitated at this, before they both looked at each other and nodded, before Naruto used Geppo to propel himself towards the old man, while Ranma kept Akane safe.
"Darling?!" Lum yelled in a panic seeing this.
"Shut it off Lum!" Benten yelled, as she held onto the tree she was hiding behind.
Lum quickly flew after Naruto and as he approached Happosai and grabbed him, she charged up some lightning and threw it at the doorway and when the lightning hit the door, it started to slowly stop sucking and soon it stopped all together.
"Is everyone ok?" Ranma asked, as he and Akane came out from behind the tree.
"We're all OK, son" Soun said, as he stepped out from his tree, along with Genma who nodded.
"Glad to see everyone is ok…..now get off me, you old freak!" Naruto said, as he stood up with a smile, before he yelled with a scowl, as he struggled to get Happosai off him.
"You saved me! You actually care!" Happosai yelled, as tears flowed from his eyes as he hugged Naruto tight, before…..
POW!!!
"Die, wrinkly man!" Shampoo yelled, as she slammed her club into the old man's head, sending him into the dirt.
"Thanks Shampoo" Naruto said with a shudder, as he nodded at the Amazon.
"Where did you even send that thing, Lum?" Akane asked Lum, as the oni girl approached her doorway.
(????)
Meanwhile, in what looked like a massive wasteland, what looked like a small battalion of robots that seemed to be themed after insects were approaching what looked like the front gates of what looked like a village where what looked like a giant medieval looking castle stood in the back of the village, where a bunch of male guards with greenish skin with battle axes and spears were getting ready to attempt to fight back against the approaching army
But before the insect robots could attack the gates, a portal opened up in the sky above them and the giant firecracker dropped down on the battalion and when it landed on top of them….
BOOM!!!!
The firecracker exploded, engulfing the battalion of insect themed robots in a massive explosion and sending parts flying, surprising the inhabitants of the base.
(Back with Naruto)
"No idea, as I haven't used this thing until today" Lum said with a shrug, as she went to turn off the doorway.
But as she turned it off and it started to power down, what looked like a letter flew out of the doorway, which Naruto caught.
"Eh?" Naruto said, as he read the letter and raised his eyebrow.
"What's it say?" Ranma asked, as he approached his cousin and looked over his shoulder at the letter.
":Thanks for the assist, those guys got the drop on us! We owe you one! signed, the resistance of the Void:" Naruto read, as he looked at the letter, which had a chibi sketching of what looked like Naruto on the bottom.
"The Void?" Akane asked, as they all looked at Lum, as she was the one who had made the doorway.
"I've got no idea what it is. It must be the name of some other dimension" Lum said, as she shook her head, as she folded up the doorway and put it away in her purse.
"Well, now that the old freak and his final attack is dealt with, let's head home after we take a look at the gift shop" Ranma said as he looked at the group, as he jerked a thumb at the knocked out Happosai.
The group nodded at this, as they all entered the bus station/gift shop, leaving the knocked out Happosai in the crater Shampoo had left him in.
(Later back at the Tendo's)
The sun was now setting as Ranma, Akane, Soun and Genma walked into the Tendo house.
"Welcome home everyone. You're just in time for dinner" Kasumi said, as she came out of the kitchen with a smile to greet them.
"Thanks sis" Akane said with a smile, as she took off her backpack and coat.
"Yeah, I'm starving - hey! Don't eat my food, pops!" Ranma was saying, before he spotted Genma running into the dining room, along with Soun in a rush to eat.
"You snooze, you lose - gah!" Genma was saying, as he started to eat from Ranma's plate, before his son tackled him and started a fight.
"Hey, did you bring any souvenirs?" Nabiki asked Akane, as she came downstairs for dinner.
"Didn't get the chance to, as the old pervert attacked us with fireworks and we just wanted to get home after beating him up" Akane said, as she shook her head at this.
"Yeah from what I heard, the old man's technique, while stupid, is pretty high in collateral damage," Nabiki said with a frown, as she put her hands behind her head and mentally cursed the old man for causing her to miss out on a souvenir.
"Yeah, it was pretty stupid. But don't worry, Naruto gave me something for - wait a minute, you knew about his technique?" Akane said, as she looked through her backpack, before she looked at her sister in surprise at her knowing about Happosai's technique.
"Miss Kushina told me about it. What's this about something from Naruto?" Nabiki said, as she waved her hand dismissively.
"Oh, right. He insisted on getting you something, before we left so here" Akane said, as she took out a bag of hot spring bath salts, which looked to be very well made.
Nabiki blinked in surprise at this, before she smiled as she took the gift, as she didn't expect Naruto to get her this, especially the expensive kind which these were.
"Is that an actual smile, sis?" Akane asked with a raised eyebrow and a slight smile at her sister.
"Your fiance is choking, Mrs Saotome" Nabiki said with a flat tone of voice, as she pointed inside the dining room.
"Ranma, for crying out loud, there is more food!" Akane yelled, as she went into the dining room, leaving Nabiki alone for a moment, before Kasumi approached her from behind.
"Were you actually smiling?" Kasumi asked, as she came out of the kitchen, drying her hands.
"……maybe," Nabiki said with a firm tone, as she walked past Kasumi to go into the dining room.
Kasumi paused at this, before she smiled a little, happy that her sister was actually starting to change for the better.
Kfbanime87 and P.O.M were both getting ready to relax at their desks, when all of a sudden….
Why won't they let me join them? I just don't get it: Deadpool said, as he walked into the office and sat down on the couch
What are you complaining about now, you muppet? P.O.M asked
The Thunderbolts* won't let me join their team and I have no idea why: Deadpool said
Yea, it's a complete mystery why they won't let you join them: Kfbanime87 said with a flat tone of voice, along with looking at Deadpool with a flat look
Oh, go to hell! And what's with that Void stuff in this chapter? Deadpool yelled, before he tilted his head in confusion
Hint for a later event: Kfbanime87 said, as he looked at his notes on his computer screen, while Deadpool looked over his shoulder
Hmmmmm, eh?! This is for Teenage Hero - ouchie! Deadpool was yelling, before Kfbanime87 slammed the back of his fist, which was covered in Armament Haki, into his face, sending him flying across the room and through the wall, leaving a giant hole in said wall
Dummy up, you Mongoloid! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he approached the hole in the wall and yelled
Just for that, I'm gonna scalp your Switch 2 pre-order! Deadpool yelled from outside
YOUR DEAD! Kfbanime87 bellowed, as he jumped out the hole in the wall, to attack the mad merc
Anyway, next from us is my One Piece fanfic. So see ya later folks: P.O.M said, as he waved at the readers, while ignoring what his co author was doing to Deadpool