The episode referenced in this one-shot is Season 1, Episode 3: And the Horns of a Dilemma.

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Prompt: "Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?"

"Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?"

"It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself."

"You absolutely do not."

"Why do you go by Ra?"

The Archivist sighed as she turned toward the door of the room that she'd claimed as her office/workspace to see Ezekiel Jones just standing there looking at her. "Are you asking out of actual curiosity, because you're bored out of your mind, or because you are actively avoiding Colonel Baird?"

To his credit, the thief actually weighed his options before deciding to answer her. "A little bit of everything."

Ra rolled her eyes before deciding to answer him. "Growing up, most people called me Rora or Rory instead of my actual name. so, I decided to write my own story and tell people what to call me. The fact that 'Ra' is also the name of the Egyptian Sun God was a selling factor as well."

The thief nodded before he wrinkled his nose a bit. "That was deeper than I wanted to get this early in the morning."

A chuckle escaped the Archivist as she turned back towards the book that she'd been looking at. "You're the one who asked. And you do know that you can't avoid her forever."

"I can try. Say, why don't you have to do these training drills with the rest of us?"

"Because I'm the Archivist, not a Librarian in training."

"You always use that excuse."

"Ezekiel Jones." Ra turned back towards the thief with one eyebrow raised. "Why did you actually come into my space?"

"Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?"

Ra sighed again before looking up towards the ceiling and counting to five in her head. Once she'd done that, she looked at Jones once again. "God, someone's going to die, aren't they?"

Jones scoffed and crossed his arms indignantly. "Oh, come on. It's a Tuesday. I know how to restrain myself."

The Archivist rolled her eyes before putting two fingers up. "Two points. One, the day of the week has no known correlation with restraint of a person's actions. And two, no, you absolutely do not have any restraint whatsoever."

Before Jones could respond, a hand appeared on his shoulder, causing him to jump a little. Baird was shaking her head at him. "If you are trying to avoid me, Jones, I'd say you failed."

Ra smirked. "Have fun training."

"One of these days, you're going to be coming with us."

"I'll believe it when I see it."