A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 47

It Happening One Night

Venture Building

Right now everyone was in the living room watching a video of the building, with it being in black and white for whatever reason, which Naruto was now getting bored of, with Brock pointing out that it was a threat, while showing the box that the video came in, though Rusty questioned whether or not it was smart to open the box marked, Doom!, in his building, "Relax doc, I gave it a quick scan, the only thing that was in it was the DVD, nothing else, no bomb or anything else in it." Naruto answered, since he had managed to stop his dad from opening it and got Billy and White to do a quick scan of it before they left for the night.

Where Dean made a artistic reference, only for Hank to mock him for it, but Dean wasn't taking it and pretty much stated whether Hank wanted help or not with whatever he had planned for the night, which caught both Brock and Naruto's attention, though Hank quickly change the whole issue about wanting to redecorate his room, where Brock simply brushed it off, since he decided to activate the lockdown because of the threat, though the others at first protested such a thing, with Rusty asking why they should be under lockdown.

"(ROAAAARRRRR!)"

Only for the video to quickly change it's image into a horrifying threat, which scared the Venture family, "Because of that." Brock simply stated, with Naruto's eyes widening at the sight as well, "Okay, that got my attention." Was his own simple statement.

Later Sunset

Right now Brock and Naruto were getting ready to lock the whole place down, while Naruto works to make sure the lab was secured, while radioing into his dad to tell him it was all clear, though Brock suddenly had to shoot out to try and find the boys, who at the moment had gotten Billy and White into helping Hank with his date with Sirena.

"(Gunt!) What the hell!?" Naruto suddenly exclaimed, where he pulled a syringe from his back that his armour didn't cover, where behind him was an extremely small person with wings hovering in front of his face, "Nice try pixie, but drugs don't work on me due to my heal-! Urp! This shit is new! (THUD!)" Only for Naruto to fall down.

Few Hours Later

Naruto groaned as he wakes up, the reason why it took him a few hours to properly heal was mostly because the villains that the Doom Factory invited kept shoving pills down his throat, so it took a long while before he could even start to think straight to get to Rusty and find out what had happened, with the man not being at all too pleased with the outcome.

"Naruto!? Where the hell have you been, these assholes threw a party and stole all of my science stuff, what happened!?" Rusty couldn't help but question, seeing how groggy Naruto was at the moment.

"(Groan!) I-I don't really know doc, I was darted by that little pixie girl of theirs and got knocked out." Naruto answered back as best as he could.

This surprised Rusty, "What do you mean you got knocked out, I thought your healing factor took care of all that!?" He couldn't help but question such a thing.

"Yeah, but only if I had it before doc, it takes a while for my system to get use to any new stuff in it, meaning the drug they gave me was a different mixture that my body needed time to heal from, but I think they might've been supplying my body with nonstop drugs, cos I only just woke up from it all, not sure what happened in between my knock out to now." Naruto explained, surprising Rusty since that's quite something to knock someone as strong and with a healing factor out like that and keep him under for so long.

"I can fill in the missing pieces for you if ya like!" A sudden female voice called out, though where it came from surprised Rusty.

"Naruto!? D-Did your crotch just spoke!?" He didn't know that Naruto had such a thing.

"Oh thank god you heard that too, I thought I was still coming down from the drugs they kept giving me! H-Hang on! L-Let me just." Naruto turned away from Rusty for a moment and started shuffling around inside his pants, making Rusty wonder what was happening with the boy.

"A-HA! GOTCHA!" Naruto soon exclaimed, pulling out the tiny pixie that had drugged Naruto at the start of everything, though the little thing in his hand was smiling cheekily.

"Yeah, yeah, ya got me, now let me tell you both what happened while the hung stud here was doped up!" Eenie Meanie exclaimed, making Naruto a little embarrassed by such a thing.

Though he suddenly realised something, "Hey doc, I just realised something." Catching the man's attention before the tiny pixie could start, "I had a fairy down my pants!" Naruto exclaimed while holding Eenie Meanie in front of him, causing both to laugh at the sudden joke that Naruto had unexpectedly made.

Eenie Meanie on the other hand had a pout on her face, "ANYWAY! Here's what happened during his drug-trip, Naruto ended up having sex with ALL the women, except Fridged, since we were afraid she'd freeze and break off your junk (making both men wince at the thought), so all in all, you spent your time with Dot Com, She-Hemoth, Hard Candy, Ultra-Violent, Vain Gloria and Vespertina, so, all in all, you had slept with 7 people here!" She exclaimed, surprising both Naruto and Rusty.

Where Naruto looks towards Rusty in shock, though smirked awkwardly, "A personal best for me." He couldn't help but exclaim in pride at somewhat having sex with all these women, even while under the influence of drugs, which Rusty couldn't help but give Naruto some respect towards, as well as be both jealous and envious of him as well.

"Wait, where are the other Doom Factory members, did they take everything yet!?" Eenie Meanie couldn't help but question, where all three look towards the flying machine that was the Doom Factory's hideout, "Oh, there they are, they must've forgotten me again due to my size, they be back soon." She couldn't help but state.

Only to watch a man in a blue suit fall from the flying hideout, "Good evening, citizens." The man couldn't help but simply state, hiding his face from them, only for something to fall from his pocket, (BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!) causing the Doom Factory's hideout to explode in midair, shocking the other three at such a thing, while making Eenie Meanie distraught at the sight of her co-workers deaths.

"Tell me that didn't look awesome!" The man exclaimed, not noticing Eenie Meanie's upset look and crying in Naruto's hand, though when Naruto goes to try and catch the blue dressed man, he couldn't really move fast enough since the drugs were still in his system, because of the drugs he didn't even recognised the man at all, which gave The Blue Morpho enough time to escape from the building.

Next Day

Naruto had to deal with an upset and distraught Eenie Meanie, since she just watched her whole life go up in flames the other night, with Naruto feeling sorry for the tiny girl, trying to comfort her in someway, Brock had also heard what had happened, having got some coffee for Naruto to help him with the drugs as well, but they had managed to run their course but Naruto was still thankful for the offer.

With his coffee, Naruto spent a few days consoling Eenie Meanie and her loss, "Hey, how about you join me on a trip, I know a perfect place to let off some anger and frustration." Naruto had offered, which caught Eenie Meanie's attention.

So the pair went off to where Naruto was planning, though he asked Eenie Meanie to not see where they were going since it was both a surprise and he didn't want anyone to know the location of where they were going to, with that Eenie Meanie quickly flew down, back into his pants "(grunt!)" making Naruto feel a little "awkward" for having such a thing happen, "You know, y-you could've simply closed your eyes." He couldn't help but point out.

Eenie Meanie simply giggled, feeling a little better thanks to Naruto, "Yeah, but where's the fun in that, also I'm just glad you keep everything "clean" in here!" She simply states, making Naruto feel even more weird about this whole thing.

"That's because I practically shower everyday, a-anyway, let's head out." Naruto quickly answers back while wanting to quickly get to their destination before she tries to talk once more from his crotch, since it would've been even more embarrassing that his dick was talking in a female voice.

Once they made it to the Gate, with Naruto opening and walking through, he then quickly got Eenie Meanie out of his pants, where at first she thought she was on a drug trip, but Naruto then explained about the whole Norse Mythology and everything that happened to him after finding his axe, which at first Eenie Meanie was sceptical about the whole thing, but due to the whole "seeing is believing" thing, not to mention Naruto had also helped her get clean of the drugs she was on due to her depression.

Where Naruto simply tells her that they were gonna journey to one of the realms where Naruto will fight for her, it wasn't long until they were attacked, well, Naruto being attacked while Eenie Meanie kept her distance, since she didn't want to get caught up in the fighting, but it also wasn't long before the bloodlust began pumping in her veins that she was cheering Naruto on, while pointing out any monsters that were coming up from Naruto's back.

It took a few minutes before the attacks had stopped, where Eenie Meanie was huffing and puffing in exhaustion, having cheered and yelled all of her anger and frustration out, where she then lands in Naruto's hands from such a thing, since during her time in the Doom Factory, they never really expressed any outer anger, they just kept it all bottled up and used it in their artwork, but after witnessing Naruto unleash all his anger on the monsters, she suddenly began to unleash her own, having grown tired of being a "happy pixie" all the time and being a sycophant, since all that bottled up anger and rage just felt horrible, like bile in the stomach.

But now, after yelling her heart out, it was just all gone, like she no longer had to worry about any artwork or some stressed out shit that she needed drugs for, with Naruto simply placing her on his shoulder, since she needed to rest for a bit, on a place that didn't house his junk, Naruto took her to Niðavellir, figuring she could do with a proper drink that the dwarves were known for, besides their building and craftsmanship that they were known for, but obviously Eenie Meanie would have an extremely small drink, since the dwarven ale was extremely strong, which Naruto made sure to warn her about.

Thankfully, one of the dwarves had quickly crafted a small cup for her size, along with using a syringe to "pour" her the drink, where she took a sip, only to find it was very strong, causing her to nearly cough up her lungs, from it, making Naruto chuckle since he had his own drink, though she soon got use to the drink, unfortunately that's when she got drunk, making Naruto realise that it was time to leave, thanking the bar owner for the drinks and paying the tab.

Though as he got up, Eenie Meanie, in her drunken state quickly zipped back into his pants, making Naruto blink at such a thing, while causing the bar owner and barflies to laugh at such a thing happening to the lad, "Something tells me this is gonna be a regular thing from now on." He couldn't help but state while making his exit, causing more laughter from the dwarves, while also hearing a drunken giggle from his crotch, since he could "feel" Eenie Meanie was now resting on him like a branch, where he could feel both her arms and legs laying over the sides of him, while her head rested near the "top" of him as well, where he could also feel her "breathing on him" making "it" tickle a little bit.

With that, Naruto quickly made his exit from the realm, seeing as Eenie Meanie was pretty much "knocked out" at the moment, but he mostly want to get back to clean himself up since he had worked up a sweat from his fight with the monsters and didn't want the villain to suffocate from such a thing.

He managed to give a quick hello to everyone, rushed to his room and took his gear off, leaving him naked, which lead to an interesting sight of having Eenie Meanie just snoozing away on Naruto's dick like it was a branch for her to rest on, making Naruto have a deadpan look on his face, especially since she girl was obviously drooling on "him" while blissfully unaware about where she was.

Though Naruto desperately wanted to take a picture of such a sight, he decided not to, both because it would embarrass Eenie Meanie, and because it was his dick she was sleeping on, so he quickly and carefully moved her off his dick and carried her to her own bed that he got for her, which due to her size, was easy to store and everything, but he couldn't help but wonder "how" he and Eenie Meanie actually physically slept together, but figured she possibly had the ability to change her size, but chose to stay in her small form for whatever reason.

With Naruto going into his shower to clean up from the sweat he worked up, not to mention the drool on his dick.

The End.

There you have it, I figured that Naruto could do with having a sidekick like Eenie Meanie, since it'll be a little bit like Tinkerbell with Peter, only with the obvious differences, also I figured it'd be funny to have her "live" inside Naruto's pants whenever she gets the chance, which would also make the other women jealous of her for getting into Naruto's pants whenever she wanted, quite literally. lol

I Do Not Own Naruto Or The Venture Bros.