Author Note: The Disney Television Animation characters are in their characters self instead of their Chib-self)
(The story opens with Kevin from Hamster and Gretel watching a Boot Pig video in the computer Cricket come in with laundry.)
Cricket:Hey, Kevin!
Thomas:Hey, Cricket. What's up?
Cricket:(throws laundry on Kevin) Make yourself useful by taking my clothes to the dry cleaners. And no starch this time. It wreaks havoc on my pepperonis.
Kevin:Oh. Sorry.
Cricket:Don't be sorry, be aware!
Kevin:Okay. Thanks, Cricket. (Walks into the hall) Aw, man... (Picks up a piece of underwear when he hears Anne in the other room)
Anne:So you wanted to talk to me about Kevin? (Kevin begins listening through the door)
Dipper:Yeah. Well, don't get me wrong, Kevin is a good kid. But, man, I've been spending so much time on this internship program!
Anne:Oh, yeah.
Dipper:I think we're gonna have to let Kevin go.
Anne:That's a shame. But I can see where you're coming from.
Dipper:Yeah. The last thing this studios needs is another worker standing around doing nothing all day. That's already Star and Luz's job, am I right?
Anne:Yeah, I heard that. (Sips coffee)
Dipper:Well, I better go find Kevin to give him the bad news.
Kevin:(To Gretel) Gretel, Dipper says he's gonna fire me if I can't make myself useful! What should I - (Dipper walks out of the room) - Okay, I'll try. (Turns to Dipper) Hey, Dipper! How's it going?
Dipper:Not great, actually.
Kevin:Well, glad to hear it! As for me, I was just going over all the duties I fulfilled at the Disney channel studios today.
Dipper:Which duties, exactly?
Kevin:Well, for instance, Oh, uh, I put sawdust on the barf around the perimeter of the merry-go-round? And, umm... Stuff like that! You know, duties! You agree that stuff's important, right? You don't want barf in your Studios, do you?
Dipper:Of course not. I'm extremely anti-barf. Still, Kevin, I have some-
(Walkie-talkie transmission)
Star:Bad news! Dipper, come in!
Dipper:This better be important. I'm in the middle of something.
Star:It's the statue! It's gone!
Dipper:What?
(Shows statue is missing)
Dipper:(Slams clipboard on ground) Ugh! I can't believe Angelica did it again!
Kevin:Wait, who's Angelica?
Anne: Angelica's the prank-obsessed manager from ourrival studios. Every year, she and her Nickelodeon goons steal the statue of Walt Disney, and we have to go recover it.
Kevin:Wait, who's Walt Disney?
Kevin:He's the Studios founder.
(He shows Kevin a postcard picture of Walt Disney drawing a picture of Mickey Mouse in 1927)
Kevin:Huh. So, how can I help?
Dipper: Kevin, you're just an intern. You're not necessary in this one. Besides, we already have a backup plan. Suit up, you guys, we're going with Operation Alien Strike Force.
Luz:Yes! I knew we'd do one of mine eventually.
Kevin:Can I come at least?
Star:Well, we only have enough costumes for the six of us.
Luz:Plus, there's no time to brief you and this plan is air tight! You'll just be dead weight.
(Everyone except for Kevin and Dipper run off)
Dipper:Just go take a seat in my office and wait for me there, okay? I still need to talk to you when we get back.
Kevin:I am necessary. I just need to prove it.
(Scene goes to night time at the magic kingdom. Kevin goes onto the roof and takes out a walkie talkie and binoculars.)
Dipper Over Walkie Talkie:Alright Cricket, go.
(Scene goes to Nickelodeon Studios, Cricket runs to the gate.)
Cricket:Help, help! I'm stuck!
(Angelica and others Nicktoons run to Cricket)
Gene:What's going on here?
(Star, Luz, Dipper, Marcy, Anne, and Phineas run over in alien costumes)
Star, Luz, Dipper, Marcy, Anne, and Phineas in Unison:We are aliens! Surrender to us now!
Nicktoons Worker:What? Aliens?
Angelica:You dumb blockheads, it's just Dipper and his dump disney channel pals in cheap costumes! They're trespassing! Fire at will!
(Ncktoons Worker click green slime shooters and start shooting, Kevin then fires a flare without anyone knowing it was him)
Chuckle: Ahhh! It's an UFO!
Patrick:Oh no, more aliens!
(Nicktoons Workers run into their studios, Star, Luz, Dipper, Marcy, Anne, and Phineas run back into their disney cart and go back, scene cuts to the magic kingdom, then everyone gathered into Dipper's office.)
Dipper:We need a better plan to get the statue back.
Luz:How about we go in there dressed as zombies?
Dipper:No, no more costumes.
Cricket:I say we just demo the supply bunkers.
Dipper:Sounds like a lot of people could get hurt.
Cricket:Yeah, that's the point! They shot us with green slime!
Kevin:Guys, I have an idea! I could go undercover as an intern and gather information. We'll take them down from the inside!
Dipper:Uh, Kevin... no. I didn't want to do this in front of everyone, but, you're fi-
Kevin:(cuts Dipper off ) Wait! I know I'm not the most important worker around here and during my internship here, I've gotten to know each of you, and I finally feel like you've accepted me. I don't want to lose that. Please, just give me this one chance to show that I can be a valuable member to this studios. Plus, (takes out flare gun) I'm the one who shot that flare that saved you.
Star:Where'd you get that?
Kevin:My mom works for an in-flight magazine just before she became a nurse. She gets stuff like this for free.
Cricket:Ugh! You see, that's just it, Kevin. You're too much of a mama's boy to pull this off.
(Kevin runs to Cricket and knocks him down with a kick move.)
Kevin:Still think I'm a mama's boy?
Cricket:Uncle! Uncle!
Dipper:Alright, what's your plan?
Kevin:(helps Cricket up) Alright, the way I see it, it'll take me 30 days to integrate into the studios.
(We are shown Launchpad and Kevin heading to the rival studios on Sun Chaser.)
Kevin (V.O.):I'll infiltrate the park from the air.
(Launchpad and Kevin nod at each other before Kevin parachutes out of Sun Chaser to the ground. He starting walking toward the studios, changing into costume. He takes out a piece of paper.)
Kevin (V.O.):I'll forge an intern ID and create a whole new persona. My name will be...
(Cut to a close up of the paper.)
Kevin (V.O.):... Grant.
Kevin:I said, "That's not my landlord, that's my lamb lord!
Angelica:(laughs and shakes hands) You're alright, kid.
(Day 2.)
Kevin (V.O.):I'll embed myself behind enemy lines and play the role of an Nicktoons intern.
("Grant" and a bunch of other interns get their heads shaved. They are shown standing in line while Angelica paces with a grin.)
Kevin (V.O.):I'll gain the other interns' trust by getting them snacks and doing alltheir work for em'.
(Getting an intern a coffee and asking them to do their walkie talkie job. He then fills up gas for the carts to cover for two other interns. He then cleans the Nicktoons phone for another intern.)
Kevin (V.O.)Once everyone's comfortable with me, I'll be free to wander the studios and get a lay of the land, to figure out where they hid the statue.
("Grant" opens the door releasing three chickens coming out, Later "Grant" was shoveling as Angelica walks in)
Angelica:How you liking field work?
Kevin:It's just fine, ma'am.
Angelica:Wanna know a secret? (He gives Kevin a secret and points at the silo and then laughs and so does "Grant")
Kevin:Good one ma'am.
(Angelica walks as Kevin snaps the photo of a silo)
(Day 11)
(Kevin jumps inside the observatory and removes the white cloths to see the statue)
(Day 25)
(We see Kevin behind the rock holding a binocular to see the training ground)
Kevin:I won't lie to you, this mission is highly dangerous, If I'm found out they'll almost sure to prank me mercilessly, but for the park I think it's worth it.
(Day 30)
Kevin:I'll keep a close eye on what they do and memorize the schedule, so I can pin point the perfect night to steal the statue. At the end of the 30th night watch for my signal. (Kevin fires a flare gun straight at the sky releasing the flare)
Dipper:He pulled it off. Let's go.
(We skip to see the disney channel employees see the box, Dipper picked it up to see the Nickelodeon uniform)
Luz:Look a note! Put these on and meet by the front gate of Angelica's park, and hurry, there isn't much time.
(The gang in their Nickelodeon uniforms run out of the bush to see the Nicktoons van, Kevin opens the back door of the van)
Kevin:Let's go get us a statue. (They drive to the Nickelodeon Studios) Alright, Angelica and her Nicktoons gangs are at the Studios Managers Formal. That should give us about an hour to retrieve the statue and get out.
Dipper:Nobody invited me to the studios managers formal!
(He turns the van to the left in front of the gate)
Kevin:Shh, quiet, we're here.
(The gate opens Kevin starts the van then stops to talk to one of the Nicktoons worker)
Spongebob:Nicholas, what are you doing? Interns's lights out at nine P.M. and you know that.
Kevin:Yeah, well you know, the boss had me out running errands. It's always something, right?
Spongebob:Heh, you can say that again, you have a good night.
Kevin:You do the same boss.
(The van droves off Kevin checks the mirror view see the guard closing the gate)
Dipper:I still can't believe that they didn't invite me to the studios managers formal!
Cricket:You need to work on your networking skills.
(Kevin pulls the van over next the observatory, and we cut the scene to see Kevin pulls a tree branch placing it on the van full of tree branch).
Kevin:Alright, you three stay here and wait for my signal, the rest of you follow me.
(Kevon, Star, Anne, Dipper and Cricket run to the silo as Kevin throws the rope hook on top of the window of the observatory)
Kevin:The statue is in the silo, (They climb all the way on top) And the only way is through the top.
Spongebob:Full house baby, read em and weep.
Lincoln:Aw come on man! I'm gonna go prank the interns.
Spongebob:Alright, better luck next time.
(Lincoln walks outside with the flashlight, next we see the gang are inside the silo where the statue is, then the Nicktoons workers sleeping in their beds then Lincoln opens the door, holding a garbage lid and a spoon he hits the spoon with a garbage lid waking the workers up)
Lincoln:Rise and shine ladies! (Laughs) Yeah heh heh, I just pranked you guys good.
(Lincoln walks next to "Grant bed and discovers it's not him)
Lincoln:Oh no!
(We cut to see the studios managers formal with all studios managers dancing with their boys and girls, Angelica was seen eating her cookies and suddenly her phone rings)
Angelica:I'm sorry Cynthia, just give me a minute. (She picks up his phone) I told you not to call me tonight!
Lincoln:Ma'am, it's Grant!
(Angelica was shock he went back to the studios fast, removes the covers to see it's not Grant it was just a bunch of pillows and a basketball attached with two toilet paper rolls)
Angelica:Oh my!
(We skip to see Cricket riding a moving vehicle and carries the statue, the gang push the statue safety and almost fall down).
Cricket:I got it, I got it.
(He drives the moving vehicle with statue)
Kevin:We gotta hurry! She'll be back any minute.
(Kevin opens the door and we see Angelica and her Nicktoons gangs are here)
Angelica:You almost had me fooled, Grant.
(The Gangs shocked)
Dipper:It's our statue Angelica.
Angelica:As long as it's in my studios it's my statue, maybe I should just call some back up to teach you that lesson.
(She picks up a device)
Kevin:I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Angelica:No intern tells me what to do!
Kevin:I'm not your intern, I'm their intern.
Angelica:Hmph. Touching.
(She press the red button, which explodes the barrels)
Kevin:Come on, let's go! (They jump on the moving vehicle with the statue and takes off, they made it towards the van) Just get in the truck and stay down!
(They put the statue inside the van and Kevin accelerate the van)
Angelica:Get to the Nicktoons carts!
(They run to their carts Lincoln try to drive but suddenly it's not moving)
Lincoln:There is no gas on these things!
Angelica:What?!
(Kevin stops at the gate)
Kevin:Play it cool, Cricket.
Angelica:Give me your walkie talkie, Spongebob! Come in Spongebob. (She looks behind her walkie talkie and finds out there are no batteries) There's no batteries in here!
Timmy:There's no batteries in mine either, Ma'am.
Angelica:We're gonna have to use the emergency phone.
(Cuts to Gate)(Spongebob walks in and turns on his flashlight)
Spongebob: Grant what are you doing out again, and who's this?
Cricket:Uh... I... uh?
Kevin:He's the maintenance guy from this morning, and Angelica just called me and asked me to give him a lift home. It's always something, right?
Cricket:Yeah, it's always something, right?
Spongebob:You have to verify this with Angelica cause this is the first I'm hearing this. (He picks up a Walkie Talkie) Angelica, this is SpongeBob coming over.
Luz:He knows!
(Star cover Luz mouth. We cut to the scene to see Angelica opens the Emergency Phone and picks up)
Angelica:This is Angelica calling all personnel, hello? (She finds out the wire on the phone is cut off) Wait a minute.
(Angelica started to remember in her flashback, Kevin was seen cutting wire of the emergency phone off with a knife, he was then seen putting batteries in the walkie talkie then throws the batteries on the floor, next he use the knife cutting the wires of on one of the Nicktoons cart. After the flashback ends Angelica drop the phone and smash into pieces on the floor and screams Grant)
Gene: GRANT!
Spongebob:Hello Angelica? Uh he's not answering.
Kevin: Look the guys tried he's been working all day, just let me take him back and I'll explain to Angelica later.
SpongeBob:Nah... There's something funny going on here. I want both of you step out of the vehicle right now.
Luz:Forget the statue and let's get out of here.
SpongeBob:(He picks up the gun) What was that?!
Kevin:What was what?
Spongebob:I heard something.
Kevin:I don't know what you're talking about? Just let me call Angelica on my phone and she'll verify this.
Spongebob:Alright, go ahead, but don't try anything funny.
Star:(whispers) What's he doing? It's not gonna work!
(Angelica and her Nicktoon gangs are seen running after the van, then Kevin picks up his phone)
Kevin:Hey Angelica, it's Grant requesting clearance for the maintenance guy (giggles) Yeah, he's being difficult. (to SpongeBob) Here he is.
(He shows his phone to SpongeBob.)
Angelica on Kevin' Phone:Let him through, you dumb blockhead!
SpongeBob:Oh uh.. I'm sorry ma'am, my mistake.
(SpongeBob runs in studios gate presses the red button and opens the gate)
Angelica:Stop! Stop! Don't let them through!
Star:It's Angelica!
SpongeBob:Oh no!
(SpongeBob presses the red button again trying to close the gate but Kevin accelerates the van passing through the gate as the gangs scream except Kevin the van get few scratches from the gate closing as SpongeBob watches Angelica and her Nicktoons gangs running.)
Angelica:No!
(Angelica and her Nicktoons gangs try to get to the van but are too late as it already got out and they get away with the statue as Angelica kneels on the ground.)
Angelica: GRANT!
(We cut the scene to see the tow truck lowing the statue back were it belongs as the gangs cheer.)
Dipper:(Sighs) Sit tight, Walt Disney, you're safe at home, I'm sorry I doubted you. Kevin.
Kevin:Ah. Don't worry about it.
Luz:How did you do that when Angelica answered your phone call?
Kevin:Oh, I had her voice recorded from earlier.
(He picks up his phone and plays the voice again)
Angelica:"Let him through, you dumb blockhead!"
Anne:Impressive.
Cricket:Pretty cool, but you'll always be a momma's boy to me.
(Kevin does his fighting stance again. Cricket squeals and then everyone laughs as Kevin' phone rings.)
Kevin:Alright guys, I gotta get this. See ya later.
(The gangs say bye to Kevin as he answers the phone)
Kevin:Hey Gretel, good news. They want me to stay at the studios. Yep, mission accomplished.
(The End)