The President of the United States is seated in the Oval Office. He is looking down at a huge stack of papers on his desk. He lets out a sigh as he picks up the first paper and begins to read it. When suddenly, he hears a knock at the door.
"Come in," he orders.
The President's assistant opens the door.
"What is it?" the President orders, "This better be good. I'm busy making sure millions of Americans can't pay for their medications."
"You mean… making sure they can pay for them, Mr. President?" the assistant says.
"Yeah… you know what I meant," says the President, "Now, what is it?"
"You'll have to see this for yourself," says the assistant, "Dr. Robotnik has issued an apology on YouTube, and…"
"You think I haven't seen it already?" says the President.
"Well, it was just made public this morning, and—" starts the assistant.
"You think I don't know about YouTube?" says the President, "If I had a nickel for every hour I've spent on YouTube… Why, I reckon half the country has seen the apology video by now!"
"What about those who don't have Internet access, Mr. President?" says his assistant.
"Pfft!" exclaims the President, "Who doesn't have Internet these days?"
"Well, actually—" says the assistant.
"We must not concern ourselves with people stuck in the stone age," remarks the president, "As for Dr. Robotnik, I like where this is going… What about Sonic?"
"Sonic is still at large," remarks the assistant, "He could be anywhere."
"Well let's find him!" shouts the President, "It will be the biggest embarrassment of my presidency if we don't find him!"
"We've got FBI agents working around the clock, and—" says the assistant.
"How much are they giving for a reward to whoever finds him?" says the President.
"Last I checked, it was $250,000." says the assistant.
"Make it a million!" exclaims the President.
"But, sir—" starts the assistant.
"No buts! I don't care how you do it, I want that blue hedgehog captured! Hear me?" says the President, pounding his fist on his desk.
"Very well," says the assistant, his head bowed.
"You are dismissed," says the President.
The assistant turns around and proceeds to exit the Oval Office.