Cast: Silver, Latrell, Phoenix, Zombie, Zee, Lee, Skully

Guest Stars: Cinny (male), Kai (Male) and Madi (female) (only mentioned, doesn't have actual lines)

Prompt: Someone has killed Skully and now the others have to decide who killed him and vote.

Phoenix and Cinny: I vote we kill Madi for being a man stealing homewrecker.

Latrell: Not that I'm against it, but what did Madi do?

Phoenix and Cinny: That whore slut slept with my man (Zombie), she deserves everything she's getting.

Cinny: Also, she didn't even THINK to invite me to join in.

5 seconds of awkward silence later

Cinny: You know I thought we were gonna say that in sync too.

Phoenix: ...No.

Zee: Just tie Zombie up or something then lock him in your room man.

Zombie: Not that I mind you guys covering me with thick ropes, but I don't know why Cinny is upset, we don't even talk.

Cinny: I wanted to be part of the fun too!

Zombie: Even if her had been doing what you're thinking of, you were sick and wouldn't do much anyway.

Cinny: (Hurt) I'D BEEN HAPPY JUST TO WATCH!

Silver: I would very much not like to have this conversation.

Zombie: But I like this conversation, it's all about me.

Kai: Geez, egotisticle much honey bunch?

Zombie: Don't call me honey bunch.

Kai: As you say sugar lips.

Zombie: Or sugar lips.

Kai: Sure thing sweet cheeks.

Zombie: I will rap you.

Latrell: Silver, wanna go get some pizza? This is getting too weird.

Silver: I'm down. They leave

Zee: Well they're no fun.

Lee: Yeah, we're friends, we should all be coming together.

Phoenix: I don't enjoy how you worded that.

Lee: Our gooey salty love fertilizing the egg of friendship.

Zombie: Someone kill this guy.

Kai: Oh, you mean like how I killed Skully?

Phoenix: It was you?!

Kai: DAMNIT! YOU SET ME UP ZOMBIE!

Zombie: Not suprised you didn't see that coming.

Kai: You're right, I never see you coming.

Zombie: This is why you're so bad when we played together.

Kai: What?

Phoenix: What is he talking about Kai?

Zombie: Don't you remember? I thought it was a pretty memorable day. You were in goal, but I kept scoring.

Phoenix: ...

Kai: Ohh, you mean when we were playing soccor.

Zombie: Yup. I scored all day. And I scored all night too.

Phoenix: ...

Zombie: Because we played again at night.

Cinny: Fuck you and everyone who lives in your house.

Zombie: No thanks, me and Phoenix don't live together.

Phoenix: Shove a pickle down your booty hole.

Zombie: WHAT?

I know this was trash but whatever, I was bored asf.