Oil Rig, Ultimate Marvel Universe(Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions)

A/N: This takes place before the end of the last chapter

"Heyo! It's the bestest host in the world, and soon to be multiverse Deadpool here! And I've personally come to make an announcement! While my production team slaves away- I mean, works hard at making the next episode, I've come to tell you that you, yes, you! Get a shot at deciding what the name of the next episode is! Would Chris ever do that? I don't think so!"

Muffles of a tied up Chris was heard in the background before he shot at what could implied to be at Chris(or at least his general direction) as the Total Drama host wasn't on screen.

After the gunshot, the muffled voice only got louder.

Deadpool gives himself more dark energy from the staff. "Oh my gosh this guy is annoying! Always has to steal the spotlight and make it about him! Makes you wonder why no one's killed him yet. Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of that real soon. And kill that demon b*tch too. I'm sure you guys will definitely enjoy that one. Going after family members and loved ones and making them fight each other? Like jeez louise who hurt you?"

Muffled yelling from Towa could be heard when she was lowered dangerously close to the green substance.

"Relax! It'll only kill you if you fall in! And I wouldn't-" Deadpool accidentally bumps into one of the levers he was next to before Towa was dropped in, yelling even louder when it

happened.

"Oops! My bad!" Deadpool shrugs. "Oh well. Not like anyone will miss her... if I actually did it!" Deadpool said before laughing and bringing her back upwards.

Towa had ripped the tape off her mouth and with how she was breathing, she genuinely thought she was about to die.

"Hey beautiful! How'd you like getting slimed? Wow, that sounds completely different out of context."

"How dare you! Mark my words, when I get out of this I will-" Towa started.

"Blah blah blah blah, generic villain threats that won't come true, we get it. Too bad it's never gonna happen because one, I got your staff and two, you can't use your ki!" Deadpool said before twirling said staff around. "Someone cover her mouth back up please?"

One of Deadpool's fans in his fanclub, dressed in Deadpool merch, including a DP mask, a "I heart DP" shirt and black and grey sweatpants, did just that.

"Anyways, you're probably wondering, how'd it get to this point? Is that the real Reagan and Dwayne here? Am I the same Deadpool that has appeared before? Do I really have that much of a bone to pick with G-Man and Gary when they probably weren't even aware of my existence until now? The

answer is-"

The screen suddenly changed to static and then to a technical difficulties screen with the Pain Factor logo on it.

Technical Difficulties, please stand by*

After several seconds, Deadpool was back on the screen. "Now then, I should probably give you a bit of a teaser of what to expect on the next chapter!" Someone was heard talking into his ear. "What? I got cut off? Ah, leave it in. I'll probably tell them all of this again anyway."

"So, what should you expect on this next chapter? Danger! Suspense! Action! Drama! Other generic filler words! I get to spill some fun facts about some of these schmucks still competing! And about Spidey himself! And maybe some others too! For example….. did you know that this version of me from this game acts completely different compared to the one in the comics?"

"Yeah, for whatever reason they chose to make me some anti-mutant human supremacist. Yes! They basically made me, Deadpool, a racist! And predictably, a lot of people hated it and the version of me you all know and love from the good ol' 616 Universe killed him. Haven't been this happy to know I got killed since X-Men Origins! The movie, not the very underrated video game that's way better." Deadpool said before pulling out the cases of the PS3, Xbox 360 and PC versions of said game. "Thank you Hugh Jackman! And Ryan Reynolds! Don't worry though, the rest of the Ultimate Universe is still cool."

"And maybe you'll get even a few spoilers too. Like the fact that Hiruma dies! Or that Fiona makes out with Todd! Yulaw gets the Symbiote! A pair here pulls a Ryu and Bernie!" Deadpool said before winking. "Megatron returns and shows you why he could have made it as a WWE wrestler! And that Zak's hot mom comes in to compete! Oh. I said that out loud. Whoops! Although, I could be lying about any of those! The world may never know."

He looked over at another monitor that was off-screen and saw that Jotaro had found the corrupted scroll.

"Sheesh. Took them long enough." He said before listening in to the others arguing. "Man these guys are morons. It's a wonder how some of em even lasted this long." He looked back at the screen. "Alright, well, that's all the time I have here folks! I'll be seeing you guys real soon! And by soon I mean every single episode after once I wipe the floor with these guys. Off the face of the Earth!" Deadpool said before performing a fiendish laugh before the screen cut to static.

A few seconds later, another screen was seen.

"Hey Pain Factor fans. So, remember that thing I talked about earlier for episode name? Well, here it is folks! Here are all of the choices you have for the next episode name! Oh, and if you don't like these choices, you can come up with your own! The one with the best name out of the viewer choices and the poll will be the official name of the next episode! And if it's a viewer choice that wins you get a special shoutout! And as a bonus, give me some suggestions for some characters! Think of it as just like when a new season comes out and you all suggest some picks! Or if you're lazy, just copy and paste the old ones. What is it for? You'll find out soon enough!"

"And as a bonus bonus, here's a code for 75% off your next Deadpool merch order! Just enter the code XFORCE5 now to get the discount! Hurry, if I were to actually lose, this offer will end the second that happens! Not that I will mind you."

Merch included a shirt that said "If U can't love me feeling like this", a picture of Deadpool's unmasked face was seen on the front of the shirt while on the back, it had "Then you don't deserve me like this" a picture of Deadpool masked was seen.

A cap was seen that had the X-Force logo on it.

"Now, go vote! Make your voice heard! Great, now I sound like a political ad."

Choices:

You're History Part 4: Deadpool is Unbreakable

Deadpool May Cry: Wade's Awakening

You're History Part 4: The Last Chimichanga!

You're History Part 4: Into the Wilson-Verse

Again, you can also come up with your own title if you'd like. And, character suggestions are open once again! So if you'd like, submit some characters for the next chapter!

See you all on the next chapter!