Authors notes:
Hey everyone, As you know I rarely write fanfictions and the few I do write don't get updated much. And that's kinda be similar here. Except one difference, Unlike other fanfictions I am not caged to one singular Verse. Some of you might know about a Cloaked heart an MLP fanfiction where a human worker is sent into MLP but different. The main difference here is that Discord hasn't appeared and instead his sister did instead. Some more plot is available where the story begins and I recommend that Fanfiction for Bronies and Peggasisters alike.
I have gotten permission from the Author of a Cloaked heart to write this fanfiction and I own nothing in this chapter except my plotline. Have fun and remember that a review is the food for a Writers soul. As is PM'ing me with Ideas of your own.
Disclaimer: This story will make little to no sense. For what fun is there in making sense.
"THESE MONSTERS SHOULD BE KILLED FOR THEIR CRIMES! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY COULD DO IN THE FUTURE!"
"THEY ARE BUT CHILDREN! CHILDREN WHO CAN BE RAISED AND TAUGHT DIFFERENTLY!"
A group of Dragons surrounded two children. Their mother lay dead nearby.
These children were different though, They weren't Human or Pony. There were different. Creatures of near infinite power. Spirits born from another. Both were Draconequus.
One of them had Light Purplish skin, A yellow beak, Bright and glowing yellow eyes, White horns and flowing yellow, Purple, Pink and blue hair. Her name was Eris and she was the younger sister, She was asleep unaware of what was going on around her. She was the Spirit of Anarchy. I could describe her more but then again this isn't her book now is it?(Go check out a Cloaked heart the Origin of this discord and where he'll eventually move too if you wanna see Eris in her full glory.)
The other had a head like that of a Pony. He has a deer antler on the right, a blue goat horn on the left, one long fang, different-sized pupils, a snake tongue, a goat beard, and white bushy eyebrows. He has the right arm of a lion, the left claw of an eagle, the right leg of a lizard, and the left leg of a goat. In addition, he has a bat's right wing, a Pegasus' left wing, a horse's mane, and a dragon-like snake's tail with a white tail tuft. The shape of his body resembles that of a snake. This was Discord the elder brother and the Spirit of Chaos.
Discord watched in fascination not daring to move as the two beings argued. They had killed his Mother, A truly impressive feat. As they argued he spotted another, Named Echinda angered and looking at them with fury in her eyes. This dragon Mage cast a spell at them, However the Stronger Dragon deflected it but not far enough. It opened a get between space and time nearby them, And dragged both Discord and Eris within.
What discord saw as he flew across the Dimensions was strange. Very strange indeed.
He saw a world of water, He saw stars and strange things, An endless forest and an endless desert. The world twisted around him as he passed by a Pair of eyes, One flaming red and the Other a crackling Blue.
"Well well? What do we have here?"
When he finally opened his eyes after what felt like a lifetime of falling he saw a human... Wait Humans aren't meant to be blue? Right? This... Not-Human picked him up with a smile.
"Well Look's like I've got something to occupy my time with while Lord Beerus is asleep. Mmm... What is your name though?" The Not-Human raised his staff above His head and it glowed. He felt something probing his mind and curious he let it. "Discord? A fitting name for one such as yourself. I'm Whis and I'll be your Guardian. Pleasure to meet you"
? Years later
"The BLIND BANDIT wins again ladies and Gentlemen! She is once again UNDEFEATED!" the crowd went wild and within that crowd one person cheered so loud that he nearly drowned out everyone else.
"Woohoo! GO BLIND BANDIT! HUZZAH!" Discord disguised in a Human form cheered as the blind little girl walked off and away with a giant smile on her face. Discord then snapped his fingers and vanished with the visual of Blueberries. Appearing elsewhere in his true form discord rose to his true height, He was now around 12 feet tall with a giant smile on his face. He then pulled out a mic as he started to hum to himself he threw the mic somewhere for someone to discover as he summoned a Good old Big mac into his hands and he munched on that with vigor.
*RING RING*
"Huh?"
*RING RING RING RING RING OVER HERE YOU DUMMY RING*
"HEY!" Discord pulled out a little alarm clock with a blue arrow design, "That is extremely rude did your mother never teach you what manners are?"
"YOUR MOTHER DID! Oh wait.." The alarm clock was crushed as discord developed a Tick mark on his forehead. "Stupid alarm clocking clock" He huffed before looking at the alarm clock again trying to remember what this one was for.
*VROOOM*
"Hey look a giant blue energy beam... Hold up! IT'S TIME! YEAH!"
Elsewhere
Discord flew down into the ocean into a strange looking Iceberg and looked around. Leaning down he licked the floor and hummed to himself.
"Mmm yes the taste of another Avatar with Daddy issues," Discord followed the scent. Leading him to the poor southern Water Tribe. Not nearly as great as it was even 20 years ago. A real Shame. He flew past the old lady and continued on. Perhaps he should have flown here. But he did enjoy turning himself Huge and dive down into the depths to act like a Certain Radioactive lizard.
He followed the Scent of Light and Raava and it lead him to an Avatar putting the Hurt on a few Fire benders. Poor guys couldn't catch a break, First the Ice age now this?
As the Young Avatar exited the Avatar state he giggled.
"What was that?" Scar Face questioned.
"Oh no," The Avatar's eyes widened as a small part of him recognized the sound.
"The Avatar is Back! And you know what that means Ladies and Gentlemen!" Discord's voice echoed over the empty wasteland of Ice and snow and he was ready to go!
"The Lord of Chaos" Iroh said.
"The Unholy Dragon" Zuko continued with a growl.
"The Spirit of Disharmony" Katara gasped.
"Who's that Snake Dude?" Sokka confused titled his head.
"Discord" Aangs voice rang out naming the Spirit.
"And I'm black, Back and ready to snack!" Discord laughed out as for a second the Entire world turned into Cats, People were made of Cats, With cat fingers, Cat Hands and Cat heads. All still humanoid. "Poor Steven Universe"
Next time on Discords Misadventures and some sneak peaks.
"I know that there are some people out there that think that all Spirits are equal" Discord Lord of Chaos Laughed as Iroh, Zuko and the Gaang looked on in fright. "Nah I'm better."
"Dearly Beloved for your entertainment it is my pleasure to introduce to you hell's latest arrival the equal-opportunity killer DISCORD"
"People don't seem to understand but you really aren't -".
"Yeah why do they call you-"
"Hey guys we're all outta -"
A shadow rose across the land, The Depths and the Islands that floated inside the sky.
"It's Time for the Ancients to RETURN BITCHES TASTE DA MONK!"
"Let me Get this straight. You woke up in another world, reincarnated as a Blue Jelly and your first instinct it to eat a dragon?"
"Well Not exactly-"
"A golden cup, A devil inside the Cup? Well goodbye Boredom! Remember kids if you kill something it dies!~"
