DC lost media: Batman and his robes

by catgirl33

A collection of scripts of episodes from shows and comic that already existed but would never shown on air or from shows that got cut from existing all together Inspired by my episode ideas and an idea for a rogues sitcom made by user Aesthetic-Core on Tumblr Link: /razzbarry/674787498372841472/what-if-the-gotham-rouges-were-a-sitcom

68. they always go for the smart one

These are quotes between The Dipper stand in and some of the Cyphers

Michael: What state do you live in?
Lewis: I live in a state of constant anxiety.
Michael: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Lewis: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
Lewis: Let me copy your homework.
Michael: I was gonna copy yours.
Lewis: Well, shit.
Michael: Guess I'm not doing it.

Peter: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
Lewis: Opposite over hypotenuse.
Lewis: Dipshit
Lewis, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…
Peter: Literally none of that is true, Lewis.
Lewis: Okay, but I'm sexy! That's gotta count for something, right?
Peter: You're jealous.
Lewis: Jealous?
Peter: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Lewis: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
Lewis: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Elizabeth: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Elizabeth: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Lewis: Make lemonade!
Elizabeth: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.
Elizabeth: Lewis, please calm down.
Lewis: I asked for two large fries!
Lewis: *dumps fries onto table*
Lewis: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Lewis: My life is a mess.
Fhillip: Lewis relax, go get a beer.
Lewis: I don't want a beer.
Fhillip: Who said it was for you?
Fhillip: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Lewis: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Fhillip: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
Fhillip: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!
Lewis: Fhillip-
Lewis: It- it was just an ant-
Vincent: Any idiot would know that.
Lewis: I knew that!
Vincent: See?
Vincent: Bonjour, Lewis. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Lewis: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Vincent: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
Lewis: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*
Lewis: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"
Associate: Well, I-
Lewis: How about "You banged my mom?"
Associate: No...
Lewis: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Lewis: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.