INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - MORNING
Miles walks in with a tray of fajita stuffing acting and talking similar to how Jasper was in the beginning of "The Great Cactus Con"
Miles
Happy All Day Pranky Day Friday Peopleeeeeee!
Mika (texting and tapping phone)
It's not Friday it's Saturday.
Miles
Oh.
Miles
What you guys doing?
Chapa
Their trying to buy hazmat suits and virus preventers, bodyguards etc
Miles (confused)
Why?
Chapa
Well like you said it's annual prank weekend which means nobody safe.
Buddy (tapping phone aggressively)
It's more dangerous than April Fools! So many pranks, fools, viral moments it's every man for themselves
Mika (looking up but still tapping)
Women to! NOBODY is safe during prankster weekend except really rich people who are able to hire bodyguards and endless amounts of safety equipment.
Bose
That's what we're doing right now!
Miles
WELL I NEED TO START TAPPING!!!
Chapa tries to get a fajita but Miles joins them and drops his fajita stuffing on the floor. Chapa gets the stuffing off the floor and pours it into a tortilla.
Buddy
Gross.
Chapa
Want one?
Everyone
Yes!
The tube bells are heard with Piper Hart coming up the tube (audience cheers)
Chapa
Piper!!!
Piper
C-Dog!!
Piper and Chapa have been bonding on TwitFlash due to their similarities of anger, swagness and more.
Miles
What brings you by?
Piper hops over the couch
Piper
Needed to get out of Florida. Got a few college foes that probably want to prank me
Mika offers her a phone
Mika
Want some tickets for hazmats?
Piper
Nah, I'm surprised you guys are even buying them.
Everyone stops tapping confused
Buddy
Why?
Piper
I heard about The Thousand Pranks War from a few years ago don't you guys have supporters?
Mika and Miles realize
Mika
Rivalton's Small Bladdie Maddie and Clarence!!!
Miles
they can protect us!
The audience uh-ohs
OPENING THEME SONG
Transition Music, exterior shot of Macklin House
INT. MACKLIN HOUSE - MIKA AND MILES BEDROOM - NIGHT
Miles
I think Pipes is right, why can't Clarence and Maddie be our protectors since they were top pranksters against us before
Mika (folding clothes)
That's exactly the point. I feel like if they get a taste of it they'll go back to their old ways and won't be able to quit pranks
Miles
Well if we don't do something everyone will get a taste of pranking us and won't quit until the weekend ends.
Mika
Come on dude! Tomorrow's Sunday and there's been no pranks, looks like they've given up.
Miles looks suspicious
Miles
No, something's just not right.
Mika
You're being paranoid now go to sleep.
Mika lays down in her bed going to sleep while Miles looks scared
Miles decides to calm down and believe Mika's theory this year is just different as he lays down in his chair
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Miles screams
Angela and Herman rush in the room turning on the lights
Angela (confused)
What is goin on in here!
Miles
I just saw a Cell mask in my chair! Look
Herman checks the chair and finds nothing giving a disappointed look as Miles is confused knowing what he saw
Mika
Maybe it's you who wants a taste of pranking.
Angela
Yeah over the past week leading up towards today all of your Clik Clok dances have had captions of insults towards the Cell…
Mika
Look there's nothing wrong with hating your enemy if you want to prank The Cell just say so…
Miles begins smiling and looking into the future as The Joke is On You by Niki Watkins from ICarly's iGet Pranky begins playing in the background
In the montage, Miles sets a glitter bomb in The Cell Cave placing it on the computer in the editing room
When Drex goes to type on it, it explodes in the face just like the smoothie did to T-Bo
Mika then delivers a giant package to The Cell Cave, a member opens it and its Archduke Fernando, Clarence, Maddie all reunited and begin choking the members and beating all of them up aggressively
While Credenza is on a date with Drex at PAXTON PASTA, a 5 STAR LUXURY FANCY RESTAURANT — Maddie goes in disguise as their waiter ordering their food.
Credenza says no paprika on hers and Drex says no sugar on his.
Maddie has an evil smirk dumping the whole jar of paprika on Credenza's pasta, and dumping a load of sugar onto Drex's deserts.
They both eat their respect food and begin gagging, coughing, screaming and are totally embarrassed.
Shoutout and AWOL then break into The Cell Cave, adjusting the wires on their network and cutting some cables.
When a cell member goes to begin the daily hacking, he is electrocuted extremely and more members that try to throw away the keyboard get shocked to.
Then, he puts a fake super scary zombie on The Cell's monitor scaring them similar to what Spencer did to Carly. All Cell 2.0 members scream and crumble in fear.
Then from there it's just torture, they throw a vicious Rottweiler into the cave who attack all the members and bite off the computers, chew off the cables viciously, they put popping candy into Drex's coffee so his mouth felt like a firework, they filled the whole cave with water causing a super flood and the Cell Cave becomes an unwanted pool, Maddie tickle attacks Drex, they give Credenza a swirly and the montage ends with them using their baby sister Sophie to poop in their costumes, and when the members put them on the color goes from yellow to brown… and you know why.
The song ends
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Mika, Miles, Clarence and Maddie are all having lunch celebrating their prank torture on The Cell sitting on the couch
Mika (laughing)
That poop prank was so funny!
Maddie
Right?! I would've used my bladder to waz on them but they were already yellow.
Miles
Yeah, The Cell won't be messing with us anytimeeee soon
Suddenly, the tube bells are heard as Brainstorm and Volt come up holding cotton candy, flowers and are holding hands
Mika looks confused
Miles
Hey hey how was the theme park mission?
Brainstorm
Soooooo fun!
Volt (laughing)
We literally punched Kyle off a rollercoaster and he landed in the ballpit!
Brainstorm
I love going on missions with you.
Volt
Me to Bosey.
The two smile deeply at each other before walking through the automatic door as Mika is stunned
Maddie
Is it just me or is sis being mad disrespectful with your boyfriend…
Mika then turns off her evil look and starts smiling
Mika
He's not my boyfriend..
Maddie
Then why you got a salty face?
Mika almost starts an argument before Miles breaks it up
Miles
Listennnnn… I'm sure they just had a good time. Plus Mika, Bose has had the most obvious crush on you for well over three years and you rejected him.
Maddie (smiling)
Don't be jealous cause he's suddenly unavailable now.
Mika
He… is… NOT… MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
Mika super screams Maddie out of rage and stomps off
Maddie groans on the floor as Miles and Clarence have a suspicious look thus ending the episode on a cliffhanger
Bapa or Bomika?