In titans tower they where cleaning up when Slade's mask fell on Max's head. He held it and put it up, "Creepy shit!" he coughed at the Dust. Later on Max turned a corner and their was Slade right away he summoned chomp but the dinosaur ignored the Villain as Slade said, "the one I should have picked the one who saw through everything, every tactic every choice, You saw it coming you are the one I should have picked." he went to punch , but Max saw chomp ignoring him and closed his eyes and Slade's fist went right through him. He nodded and walked off ignoring Slade as he spoke and tried to attack. He walked over to Rose and said this, "Mom After touching Slade's mask I started hallucinating Slade, the mask was drugged and I am drugged help please!"
Five minutes later Max was hooked up to a scanner and Sure enough their was a compound him his body. Rose blinked saying, " Well his genre Savviness strikes again, He does indeed have a drug in his system, My baby boy is drugged, and higher than a kite in In a mountain range." She said horrified eye twitching. Zoe held her head screaming, " HOW LONG WILL MY BOYFRIEND BE TRIPPING!?" She screamed in panic. Rose shrugged, saying, "We don't know, but My guess when the Slade image dies."
Fixit came in holding the mask and added this, "I hate to add worry to everyone but I found the compartment holding the drugs, it opened on a remote trigger, meaning someone hit the button to start it. Someone knew this and activated it to drug someone." They all went pale. Jinx said one thing and one thing alone, "No thank you." Max then blinked and said one thing, "The Slade hallucination is saying such horrible things..." he covered himself like he was naked and everyone's eyes twitched. Beast boy said this, " Well he was obsessed with Teenagers..." If you know comics you know this statement is right and what we are implying. IF you don't know the comics ask and it will be explained, tip don't ask.
Rose was pale having lost all color eye twitching, "Oh you creepy creeping freak! GET OUT OF MY SON'S HEAD!" She said pointing at nothing Max said, " other way." She turned around and screamed, "YOU LEAVE MY SON ALONE BY ALL MEANINGS SLADE! YOU FREAK! AND DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF GETTING CLOSE TO TIMMY! IN FACT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FORM LILY AND ZOE TOO! "
Max turned green and Jumped behind Zoe shaking. Zoe screamed, " WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO MY BOYFRIEND SLADE?" She pointed growling, "WHAT DID YOU SAY? OH MY GOD I REALIZE YOU ARE IN HIS HEAD MEANING YOU HAVE SEEN AND TECHNICALLY TOUCHED EVERYTHING...YOU PERVERT YOU VIOLATED MY BOYFRIEND!" She cried holding the crying Max and Rose joined it.
Jinx said one thing, " Well this is fucked up...I mean they are right as rain but the fuck is this shit. We have a creepy peeping placebo ghost." Raven did one thing saying, "I am going for a mind melt." She said floating in meditation pose, "I will astro project , Enter Max's Mind and that will allow me to punch the Fake Slade ghost." She said doing it and her shadow burd went into Max's body making one of his eyes glow red. Max said one thing, "...and Slade is winning, Raven can't use her magic, so Slade is kicking her ass...Oh She is beating him like her daddy...how did I know that? Wait do I have use of Raven's memory does that mean." StarFire covered his eyes, " YOU WILL STOP THE SEEING THAT RIGHT NOW! Also SLADE LEAVE MY THE WOMAN ALONE!"
Anne held her head saying, " Come out Raven this isn't working!" Raven returned to her body and held her jaw, "Fuck He hits harder then my daddy." Robin held her shoulder, " That's fucked up." Cyborg said one thing looking at Rose's scans, "all of this is fucked up, Sadly all we can do is wait, we rescan Max in an hour to see how much it decayed in that time to get the numbers."
One hour later they got it and Rose said, " and now with calculations Max should stop seeing Slade in...twenty four hours..." her eye twitched and said, " ...my son will need to take a bath and go to the potty in that time." her eye twitched, "And Slade will watch him, Go potty... ..." her eye twitched, "YOU CREEPY FUCKING GHOST!" She said arms waving around, "YOU VIOLATED MY BABY!" Max was crying in Zoe's arms as Zoe cried, "I HOPE YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL SLADE!" Fixit meanwhile was looking at the mask.
While studying it Fixit said one thing, "Friends...This will make things even more fucked up. The mask's trigger is DNA locked to it's owner meaning you need Slade's DNA to trigger it meaning someone either has a DNA sample of Slade to get past it, or somehow Slade isn't dead..." They all screamed in horror , Robin's scream was the loudest. Fixit added, "How could he survive...the only answer I get is if he shows up he is undead...I don't want to fight Zombie Slade."
The Doctor woman pointed going anime Big head mode, " AND I DON'T WANT THIS FAKE GHOST WATCHING MY SON GO TO THE CAN, SO HOPEFULLY I AM JUST SHIT OUT OF LUCK...NO PUN INTENDED! ...this is going to be a fucked up Twenty four hours." She added fucked as hell about this. " Slade is going to watch my son go to the can..." She cried, " you creepy fuck!"
Hours later Max was crying in Zoe's arms on the couch as Zoe cried, "it's okay it's okay, he can't touch you he can only watch!" She cried, "OH THIS IS FUCKED!" Context Max couldn't hold it anymore and went to the can, And Slade had a lot to say in the bathroom. This side of Slade is Canon as hell people so you can't complain. We all know or should know what he and Terra really did in the comics. If you don't know stay under the rock.
Annie spoke up behind them hand up, "He better be dead dead, and not undead." StarFire spoke up, "yes this is the most fucked up, thing to ever be the fucked up." Raven said this, "I tried to restrain him but it was pointless, I can't fight Slade." Jinx commented, " Creepy comment making bastard, get out of Max's head." Rose said one thing as she was smoking, "I haven't smoked in years but lighting up!"
The next morning was not much better, Max was under blanket shaking eyes widened on couch, "I couldn't sleep, he kept making fucked up comments about my body, and how much he likes it." Beast boy who got up first gagged and said, "Well I am not hungry anymore...You okay Dude?" He shocked his head no. The green man said, "Dam bro...This is fucked up to the max levely of fucked up, no it is has gone even farther beyond fucked up, and acceded to a new level of fucked up."
Hour later Max was pale and eye twitching, Lily and Aki hugging him and crying, Mary came in screaming, "MY SON!" She hugged him crying, Aki said, " OUR SON!" Zoe was crying screaming, "SOMEONE GET THE CREEP OUT OF MY BOYFRIEND!" Big sugar came in screaming holding a charm known to fight ghosts well a lot on a stick, "Were is the ghostly creep I got all the things I could find to repel this force of evil. " he said waving it around, "I will smack it."
Hours later Spike had showed up and Max was on a table his eye twitching and Rose was counting down, " three two one!" Max sighed, "and he's gone!" Max then passed out as everyone cheered happily. Fixit said, " This was a fucked up Day. The most fucked up of the days. It was really fucking fucked up, No I was mega ultra atomic super duper mega ultra ultimate dam shit piss ass mega beyond fucked up to the million fucked up."
Rose was shotgunning a beer now that this was over saying this, "This was a fucked up time...Don't prep you for this in parent handbooks." She pointed spinning and saying, "I have never been more tempted to give my teenage son a beer, as if anyone needed one it was him...Should have got him so fucked up he would have passed out through this, but no fucking law." She chuckled passing out drunk. Zoe said one thing, "Hell to the yeah I could have used that too." Fixit commented, " we all could have used being drunk as hell for this."
When Max woke up the first thing he did was take a bath, he hadn't had one thanks to Slade's creepy commenting on him. "Oh I need a good shower cry after this." He said crying in the shower holding his legs to his chest crying, as Slade was creepy as fuck for this. Let's not split hairs this is basically what that episode was in cannon if you think about it.
