Act 1: Introduction
"Okay, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on." said red as we witness him running across the forest
"Alright, alright not far left got 5 minutes left on the clock " Its then seen he runs across the forest, barging into many trees even witnessing a snake up close and
personnel we then cut to him meeting the birthday party "alright red" as he speaks to himself "Oh wait" he then pulls out a clown costume for the party then see the birthday bird coming out "TA-DA" said red which causes the birthday bird to scream out loud after seeing the clown costume that red had put on "No, no, no... look, it's okay I'm just a friendly clown,Oh boy. That's loud, you're loud.
The birthday bird continues to scream making red feel a little anxious, "You're... very scared of me. uh Here, come here. said while he claps his hand in a caring which immediately backfires causing the kid bird to cry No? Okay. No, never mind. Uh happy hatchday" red says while another green overweight bird comes into the mix "Red! You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late" Edward enquires
"No no the order said before noon look at the time" As Edward looks at the time the alarm goes off "ok now you're late" said Edward "What?" a confused and annoyed look comes from red "Where have you been?" "it's funny that you asked that I was..." before red got cut off "You missed the party red. And by the way what is that? said Edward demandingly
with red responding not too late "Oh that, that's a squirrel" with Edward picking it up and throwing it away "that's on us" red said "Ya know I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box, but I think I got a little bruise" with red turning around and bending over to show his rear end " see anything back there? with the birthday bird retorting in disgust.
"Hear that honey the clown that we paid to be here an hour ago, fell on our son's hatchday cake, that's why our son's hatchday party is ruined." Edward lectured "and the next time you messed up, don't tell me a story or whatever fantasy adventure you went through, just take responsibility." hey man it isn't" a story" red inquired.
"I'm a screw up that woke up late and failed on the thing you paid for!" Edward said mockingly while red is speaking at the same time "It wasn't a story, I almost drown." Then Edward places his thumb on reds whilst saying "Why don't we just settle this out and say the cakes on you." With that alerts red inner instincts of anger issues
he finally starts twitching up until he is dead frozen "I'm sorry. ITS on me?" red said irritatingly "Well, who else will it be on?" Edward says smugly, red sighs whilst taking off his clown costume that he was passionate about "Well, you know, I'm not sure you're going to like this, um..." he says this while beginning to take the cake out of the egg basket "but, since you asked Rather than being on me as you suggested." Edward right eyebrow raises while smiling, "This cake is ON YOU!" red smashes the cake into Edwards face
but more aggressive by rubbing it in to the point of just one color then red proceed to put the clown nose on Edwards face but more aggressive as he puts it on a way it felt a palm punch then put clown hair on his head then palm strikes the bow into Edwards chest Actually pushing him back a little bit which all of this sends fears into to Edward and the birthday bird "So, you want to hear a story? I literally run my butt off,mind you. to get the "gluten free cake. what the heck is gluten? I mean, does gluten even exist?
Then as Edward is wiping the cake of his face his wife Eva comes out in shock "Who are you?" she said and with Edwards adding to her sentence "Get out here!" red would not take that lightly "Already? What you're just gonna expect me to walk away after I dont know running 20kms whilst having to deal with the terrain? boy o BOY don't get me started on the terrain" red get closer to the family making them feel uneasy and feared what red would do until he realized what he is doing "but as you wish enjoy, your gluten free cake"
red walks away chuckling nervously trying to change what just happened "Oh, wait. I almost forgot. you know, I'm supposed to do a quick customers satisfaction survey before I... weet weet split, okay. So, on a scale of 1 to 3 stars, what would you say about my performance. And don't forget, the squirrel was..." he slips off a piece of cake he was talking to whilst walking backwards...
"Free Sorry about this." he says while in midair now aiming for the nest, now with the family now charging to the nest aid whilst saying "No!" as their future child was potentially going to get crushed but then he gets catches midair by his tail looking confused "huh?" seeing the family's combined efforts holding him up with them grunting, up until the birthday bird sees a piece of cake and let's go and eats the cake instead "Congratulations!" red says with Eva and Edward looking in shock "it's a boy!".
I hope all of you enjoyed that if you any criticisms about this I will be sure to take it in but for now this is the start of the rewrite of the angry bird's movie anyway see ya!.