Don: This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk and where the Albino panther roams free.
Albino Panther: ROAR!
Don: Beneath my size-13 brogues, 18 teams, from all across media, are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!
We see two adults walking, one taller than the other wearing a Flash t-shirt. The other one is a lot shorter and is wearing a jacket. The short one is walking faster than the tall one, mainly because he was obviously annoyed with him
CONFESSIONAL
Sheldon and Leonard (The Physicists)
Leonard- Leonard why am I the person who is going with you on this race
Sheldon- Well let's see, I wasn't going to submit Amy to this kind of thing, she hates races. So does Penny, Howard has two kids, Raj is visiting India right now, and Stuart is getting married.
Leonard, fine.
The next team we see consists of one guy who looks like a toilet, and another one who looks like a hot dog stand. The toilet looking one tripped over a rock, and fell into the other guy, making them both tumble over the ground
CONFESSIONAL
Toiletnator and Condiment King (Joke Villians)
Toiletnator- We are both TIRED of being treated like jokes, so when we saw the ad for this race, we just HAD to join it
Condiment King- Those teams won't be able to Ketchup with us! When we win this million dollars no one will take us as jokes anymore
We then see two robots. One blue and the other one red. They are both having a normal conversation with each other.
CONFESSIONAL
Megaman and Protoman (Super Fighting Robots)
Megaman-It's nice to be able to leave our city. And with Wily in jail, we don't have to worry about anything. Isn't that right Blues?
Protoman- I mean the money would be nice, but it is nice leaving the city. We haven't been able to do that in forever.
The next team consists of someone in a suit, and someone in a white button down. They are arguing with each other, calling each other profanities.
CONFESSIONAL
Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgic Critic (Cynical Critics)
Nostalgic Critic- I really don't want to work with this dumbass, but he's the only option I have.
AVGN- You think I want to work with you? I rather have a BUFFALO shoot DIARRHEA in my ear! But we both have the same goal. The big one million dollars
The next team consists of two teenagers. One beefier than the other and wearing a letterman. The other is a lot smaller than the other.
CONFESSIONAL
Jimmy Hopkins and Pete Kowalski (Scholars)
Pete: Jimmy why are we doing this?
Jimmy: Why else. Money
Pete: Ok but why me?
Jimmy: Cause you seemed like the person who's least likely to slow me down
Pete: I'll take it, I think?
We then see two very unhuman people. One who looks like a hockey player and the other one has burn marks all over his body. The tall guy is just walking, and they are both scaring the people around them
CONFESSIONAL
Freddy and Jason (Slashers)
Freddy- See me and Hockey face over here don't really get along, but for a MILLION DOLLARS, I think we can put aside our differences.
Jason looks at the camera and just nods
The next team at first glance just looks like normal kids, but at a closer glance, one is invisible and the other has a tail. Both are teens and from Japan
CONFESSIONAL
Ojiro and Tooru (Future Hero's)
Ojiro: With it being summer, and Shigaraki locked up, we can actually have fun. And what's more fun than traveling on someone else's dime
Tooru: Hey what's 1 million dollars in yen?
Ojiro: I...don't know actually
The next team to arrive consists of a kid with his name on his shirt, and a goth girl. The guy with his name on his shirt is talking to the girl, but she is very annoyed with him.
CONFESSIONAL
FRED and Bertha (Neighbors)
FRED-HEY ITS FRED! And as soon as I saw the ad for this show I just KNEW I had to apply, and I couldn't think of someone I would rather do it with than Bertha. Well, maybe Judy, or BATMAN! IMAGINE IF MY PARTNER WAS BATMAN
Bertha- Ah ah Fred, remember the rule. Shut up or I will hurt you.
The next team shown consists of a boxer, who is significantly shorter than the other person, and someone in a metal suit.
CONFESSIONAL
Little Mac and Samus (Fighters)
Little Mac- While me and Samus didn't get off on the best foot when we met, we actually became pretty good friends.
Samus- I'm surprised you convinced me to do this. Well I guess Mother Brain won't be doing anything. I guess I gave you the short end of the stick *Heh*
Little Mac- You gotta be kidding me, this isn't going to be the entire thing right?
Samus- You bet
The next team that we see walk consists of 2 females. One who looks like a clown, and the other one looks like a plant. The plant looking one had red hair, and the clown had red and blue highlights in her otherwise light blonde hair
CONFESSIONAL
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy(Anti-Heroes)
Harley: There's no way me and Red can lose this. We have been through WAY worse than this race can throw at us
Poison Ivy: That is true. I just hope we don't crush everyone too hard
Don: Welcome Everybody. These are half of the teams. Look around, these people are only half of your opponents. Heck, some of you all might know each other
Don: Let's welcome our other teams
We see two younger kids. One is holding a book titled "Diary" and the other is a little bit bigger than him
CONFESSIONAL
Greg Heffely and Rowley Jefferson (Best Friends)
Greg: The only reason I agreed to this was to get famous and rich. And the way life is going right now, I'm a little bit scared on how long it's taking
Rowley: I'm just excited to hang out with my bff
Rowley hugs Greg, and Greg looks visually looks annoyed. He shoves Rowley off of him, making him fall on his back.
Greg- Please, get off of me Rowley
We encounter the next team. This team consists of two teenage boys. One has black hair and a hat. The other has blonde hair. The thing both have in common is their terrible acne
CONFESSIONAL
Jerry Stokes Jr. and Pete DiNunzio (Club Members)
Pete: So check it, our folks cut us off for money. And not wanting to get a job, we decided to join this thing.
Jerry: I also used it as an excuse to get away from the Eltingville club, its going to shit
Pete: Eh it'll get better
Jerry: BidiBidiBidi, I hope your right
We then see two former criminals. One tall and one short. And they are dressed like it's below 10 weather.
CONFESSIONAL
Harry and Marv (Wet Bandits)
Harry: I know what you are thinking. "I can't believe they let two criminals on a tv show" but I can promise you, me and Marv have changed.
Marv: Yeah. Would a "Criminal" steal five dollars from a woman's purse?
Harry: *PSST* You weren't supposed to tell them that
Marv: Oh, well in that case I didn't do that
We then see two teenagers walking. One taller than the other.
CONFESSIONAL
Drake and Josh (Brothers)
Drake- Wait, THIS is what Megan signed us up for? A stupid race.
Josh- I mean it could've been worse, remember when she signed us up for the military.
Drake- Ugh, don't remind me. I still have bruises everywhere
The next team shown consists of a baby wearing red overalls and a white dog. The two are chatting about random stuff.
CONFESIONAL
Stewie and Brian (Multiverse Travelers)
Brian- I still can believe you convinced me to do this. You KNOW I don't like races. Last time I had a race I broke my legs
Stewie- It was actually quite easy. All I had to do was pretend like you were smarter than me.
Brian- That's not true, I would be too smart to realize that
Stewie- Your SOO right, you are so much smarter than me
Brian- Thank yo- wait God DAMNIT
The next team has two teens one with long black hair and one with curly blonde hair. They are both doing air guitars.
CONFESSIONAL
Bill and Ted (Wild Stallions)
Ted- WOOHOO! Nobody is gonna beat me and Bill. We are like, the best duo ever
Bill-Totally! And we have already traveled the fourth dimension so what's traveling across the WORLD against that?
Ted: Dude I don't think you should've said that. That could like, reveal all of our secrets
They look at each other, then burst out laughing and then do air guitars together
The next team has two kids, one with brown hair, braces, and an ACDC shirt. The other one has blonde hair and a Metallica shirt on
CONFESSIONALS
Beavis and Butthead (Troublemakers)
Butthead: Uhuhuh. This sucks
Beavis: Yea, heheh. Why are we here again
Butthead: Alas simple Beavis, we are hear for the money. Girls love money
Beavis: Heheheh. Oh yea. We must score!
The last team consists of two people that look completely different. One was shorter and more muscular than the other. He also had a shotgun for a leg? The other person was wearing a lab coat and had a robotic arm.
CONFESSIONAL
Wiz and Boomstick (Internet Hosts)
Boomstick- Hes WIZ AND IM BOOMSTICK
Wiz- They know that already Boomstick. Anyways this is just something to do before season 12 of Death Battle comes out.
Boomstick- And to win 1 MILLION BUCKS!
Don-Welcome contestants! This is the starting line for your 29-part race around the world! Each part ends at a Chill Zone (cut to the middle of desert camp, in the middle a golden carpet is laid out.) Get there fast because the last team to stand on the Carpet of Completion may be cut from the competition. But, the first team to reach the LAST Chill zone, wins The Ridonculous Race, and gets ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
All the teams cheer when they hear this, and they get ready to start running.
Don- On your marks, get set. GO GO! WAIT WATCH OUT, NOT THE HAIR, NOT THE HAIR!
The first team to reach the Don Box was the Fighters, as they touch the button on it, a piece of paper comes out of his mouth
Little Mac- Race to the top of the CN tower
Samus- Alright let's GO GO GO
The Fighters, SuperFighting Robots, Cynical Critics, Slashers, Future Heroes, and Anti Heroes were the first one to get to the CN Tower. When they went in, they saw another Don Box. Harley pressed it and read what it said
Harley- It says it's an "All In". What the hell is an all in?
Don- Great question. An All In is a challenge that both team members have to do, and they get to choose which challenge to do. In this certain all in, teams either have to go up a mile of stairs, or do a scare where they traverse a building WAAAYYY high up in the air.
Megaman- Stairs or Scares? I mean we can't get tired so Stairs
AVGN- Your fatass NEEDS the exercise, let's go stairs
Nostalgic Critic- Go to HELL NERD
Jimmy: Scares, its just the same as when I fought Gary
As the teams pick which one to do, some other teams get to the CN Tower, being the Wet Bandits, Princesses, Best Friends, Joke villains, and Mystery Twins
Little Mac- Stairs
Freddy Kruger- Scares
Beavis- Scares
Marv- Stairs
Greg- Stairs
Toiletnator- Scares
As the teams go to their challenges, we finally see the last couple teams.
Sheldon- Hurry up Leonard.
Leonard- I have asthma, what's YOUR EXCUSE
FRED- Hurry up Bertha, we are in last place!
Bertha- No we aren't. That baby and dog are behind us. Also those weirdos doing air guitars are behind us
Drake- MOVE OUT THE WAY GOTHIE.
CONFESSIONAL
Sheldon- Oh we are doing Stairs Leonard. time I was in the air I passed out
Leonard- Fine, hopefully you trip and fall.
We cut to the stairs, as Little Mac and Samus are crushing the competition.
CONFESSIONAL
Samus and Little Mac
Little Mac- Of course we could do good on the physical challenge.
Samus- It was a no brainer. Also there is no way Mac was going to the scare challenge.
Little Mac- True
Far behind them was Harley and Ivy. With them looking pretty exhausted.
Harley- We *Huff* so should've taken the scare
Ivy- Tell me about it, no way *huff* it's this bad
We then jump to the scare, as Brian almost fell of, but luckily Stewie caught him
Stewie- You know, I so could just drop you right now douchebag
Brian- I swear to god if you do I will haunt your ass
Stewie- Ehh alright. I'll help you up
As they were talking, Wiz and Boomstick were sprinting past the completion. Not even caring that they were a mile in the air.
CONFESSIONAL
Wiz and Boomstick
Wiz- We've dealt with way worse, a mile in the air is nothing.
Boomstick: Dealing with Deadpool for years makes us kind immune to everything. Glad he's not here
Back to the stairs, The Wet Bandits are doing pretty good, and Harry had an idea
Harry-Hey Marv, watch this!
Marv then proceeds to trip one of the Club Members. sending them tumbling down, hitting a few teams in the process. Well the other one gets really mad at this
Pete-HEY! What was THAT FOR?
The geek then proceeds to grab Marv and throw him down the stairs, also sending him tumbling down
Rowley-Wow Greg. I wonder how the other teams are doing?
We cut back to the scares, as Bill is about to fall, but Ted grabs him.
Ted- Woah man, don't fall. That'll like, hurt.
Bill- Wow, you're right.
Butthead: Dumbasses-AAAAAAAAH
Beavis: Heheheh, cool!
Josh- How did they even enter this?
We then cut to the teams finishing the challenges, with the first one being the Smash Bros friends, followed by the slashers and future heroes
Little Mac- This is really easy so far
Ojiro- Way easier than fighting villains every day
Samus- Thought it would be tougher. What do we have to do now?
Freddy- It says we have to
Don- In this challenge, teams will zip line down the ...zip line, and grab their next destination on this ticket. And then race to the airport
Freddy- I was going to say that you bitch
As we cut back to the other contestents, it seems like a lot of them are struggling
Critic- Screw...you Nerd. We *cough* should've went to the scare. Why didnt we. You have fought Jason fucking Vorheez and Freddy Krueger
Nerd- I dont like heights asshole.
Megaman: Sorry excuse me!
Greg: Yea what he said
The Nerd and Critic look at eachother before yelling
Both- WAS THAT FUCKING MEGAMAN?
It cuts back to the people at the top, as more and more people finish their activity. As we see teams go down the zipline, grabbing the tip. While one team missed
Freddy- FUUUUCK.
Jason is just standing still while falling, while Freddy is flapping his arms around
Freddy-Well, at least I got the tip. Let me see what it says...Of course I grabbed it with my right hand. FUCKING DAMNIT
Jason is seen throwing snapping turtles off of him, seemingly not affecting him.
Freddy- Hey Hockey Face. Aren't you like, WEAK to water or some shit?
Jason just looks at Freddy and shrugs.
Teams are finally done with the challenge, as they look at their ticket
Ojiro- Looks like we're going to the Mushroom Kingdom
Little Mac- Oh lets go, love mushrooms
Samus- Huh. Never took you as a mushroom fan
Jerry: You also don't EAT these mushrooms
Little Mac- Whats that supposed to mean?
Harley Quinn: Wait ain't this braud the PRINCESS of the Mushroom Kingdom? This is bullshit!
Don: I didn't pick the locations, oh wait. I did.
Condiment King- Mushroom Kingdom. Hmmmm. I could do something very...evil there.
Toiletnator: Oh the hot sauce thing right!
Condiment King: Exactly.
We cut to the team after team eventually finishing the challenge and getting the ticket, well all but 2.
Greg: Rowley hurry up!
Rowley: I'm *huff* trying
Butthead: Uhhh. Why are you two assholes running
Greg: We don't want to lose?
Beavis: Heheh, lose what?
Rowley: The competition?
Butthead: Uhuhuh, oh yea. Move it buttwhipes, we must win so we can score
Rowley: Man those two are weird
Greg: I would put it in different words but my parents are watching this.
Eventually all teams get onto the airplane on their trip to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Plane 1: Fighters, Slashers, Future Heroes, Multiverse Travelers, Internet Hosts, Club Members, Super Fighting Robots, Anti Heroes, Scholars
Plane 2: Neighbors, Wild Stallions, Brothers, Cynical Critics, Physicists, Wet Bandits, Joke Villains, Best Friends, Troublemakers.
The teams board the plane and interact with small talk
Little Mac: So your dead?
Freddy: Dead as a corpse
Samus: So how are you still walking?
Freddy: Dream demons and a whole lot of mumbo jumbo
Little Mac: Also what's up with the blades?
Samus: Yea I had to leave my suit behind how did you two get those across?
Freddy: Well,
Flashback
Security Guard: Woah woah woah, no weapons
Freddy and Jason just look at eachother before lunging at the security guard.
Little Mac: Cool: I think
CONFESSIONAL
Freddy: You might be wondering why I'm being so nice to those two assholes. Well we need some friends on this and those two seem like some strong allies.
Jason: *Shrugs as he holds up a picture of the Nerd and Critic*
Freddy: Yes yes we will deal with those two later.
Jimmy: Wait your Little Mac right?
Little Mac: Yea, why?
Jimmy: Dude I saw you kick Sandmans ass. That was so cool
Little Mac: Ah thanks, I still hurt from that fight
We cut to the second plane as the Troublemakers and Wild Stallions are talking
Beavis: So you guys are like, in a band?
Butthead: Uhuhuhuh. That's cool
Beavis: Yea yea, cool!
Bill: It is so totally cool dude
Butthead: Do you two like, score any?
Ted: Oh all the time!
CONFESSIONAL
Bill: Wonder why those two asked us if we play basketball but hey, we do!
Ted: Beats me
The first plane arrives at their destination as the teams flood off. The Multiverse Travelers being the first ones to get to the Don Box. They grab it and read it
Stewie: Its a Botch or Watch. What the dooce is a Botch or Watch?
Don: A Botch or Watch is a certain challenge where only ONE person does it. It changes people every time but the person who didn't pick up the tip this time has to do it. Todays challenge is BOM BOMB BUILDER. Contestants will be given 5 minutes to assemble a Bom Bomb to get the next tip. If you fail to assemble it in 5 minutes the entire thing will blow up in your face, LITERALLY. When you are done assembling it, hand it to these two fine gentleman and run to the chill zone located at the Princess tower.
Contestants
Brian
Jerry
Freddy
Ojiro
Samus
Boomstick
Protoman
Poison Ivy
While these two teams start to assemble the bombs, Plane 2 is still in the air. We cut to the Wet Bandits taking something out of the flight attendants pocket
Marv: Look Harry, 20 bucks
Harry: Yea yea thats nice and all, but remember we are supposed to lay low.
Marv: Yeah but that doesn't mean we can't have a little bit of fun-HEY KID GIVE THAT BACK
Drake: Next time, don't do crime out in the open. That's really dumb.
Harry: Why you LITTLE
We cut back to the first 8 teams as they are struggling, well most of them
Boomstick: BOOM EASY!
Daisy: How the?
Protoman: Oh no way he isn't cheating
Boomstick: That was fun, I'm gonna do it again!
Wiz: NO COME ON LETS GO.
Boomstick: What? I can't hear you over me doing this again
Wiz: *Facepalms*
Teams continue to build the bombs, as they continue to fail. Enough time as passed for the second plane to land. All of the others teams rushing and getting the tip. One team finishes however
Contestants
Bertha
Bill
Josh
Critic
Sheldon
Marv
Toiletnator
Greg
Beavis
Protoman: *Huff* DONE!
Megaman: Lets go!
The Super Fighting Robots start to run to the Chill Zone, but they fall on a random splotch of Ketchup. It pans to Condiment King and Toiletnator laughing as they steal the bomb and run to the Chill Zone.
Condiment King: SAYONARA robotic BAFFOONS!
Toiletnator: WHAT HE SAID!
The Robots aren't able to do anything as the two leave.
Protoman: Eh don't sweat it Rock, I can just remake it.
Megaman: True
Sheldon: This is lackey work
Leonard: How?
Sheldon: An engineer should be doing this instead.
We pan back to the teams as most are now finished, besides for 4.
Beavis: THIS IS FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE
Butthead: Just like, do it dumbass
Beavis: AAAH SHUT UP
Bill: This is hard
Ted: Dude, I think its upside down.
Bill: Oh, that explains why the instructions weren't in english.
Boomstick: BOOM MY 11TH BOM BOMB! THIS IS EASY!
Wiz: If its so easy, THEN LETS GO
Boomstick: Fine, I guess.
Greg: "This is easy" I hate that guy
Rowley: Come on just read the manual!
Greg: I don't read Rowley
Rowley: But-
Greg: I DON'T READ ROWLEY
Rowley: *sigh* Fine.
Bertha: There, finally.
All teams finish the challenge as they rush to the Chill Zone. The Joke Villains get there first as they celebrate, but its cut short
Don: Nice job getting here first, 20 minute penalty
Condiment King: WHAT? WHAT FOR
Don: You did not make the bomb, you stole it from someone
Toiletnator: In our defense, it never says we CAN'T do that
Don: It..kinda does?
Condiment King: *Groans* fine
More and more teams get to the chill zone, as the Joke Villains start to sweat
1: Fighters
2: Slashers
3: Super Fighting Robots
4: Future Villains
5: Multiverse Travelers
6: Scholars
7: Anti Heroes
8: Internet Hosts
9: Cynical Critics
10: Neighbors
11:Brothers
12: Wild Stallions
13:Club Members
14: Physicists
15: Best Friends
16: Troublemakers
We cut back to the Joke villains as they are pacing around with anticipation, as their counter is ticking down to the last minute. We see the Wet Bandits running towards the Chill Zone with only a few seconds. They jump onto it and, make it before the timer ends
Harry: FINALLY LUCK IS ON OUR SIDE
Marv: I KNEW WE COULD DO IT!
Don: Congratulations Wet Bandits, you did NOT lose. Unfortunately, you did get caught by the police. Get them boys
Harry: WHAT THE?
Marv: Man who snitched?
Harry: I knew you shouldn't have stole that money
Toiletnator: Wait does that mean we are still in the game?
Don: Normally I would have eliminated both of you guys, but I am feeling nice. You can stay!
Condiment King: YES! OUR JOURNEY ISN'T CUT SHORT!
Don: Will I regret that decision in the future? Where will we go next time? How am I so incredibly hot? All questions answered next part on...THE RIDONCULOUS RACE. *Phone Ringing* uh huh, uh huh, oh ok. This episode is actually NOT a 2 parter since these two bozos got arrested. All questions will be answered on the next EPISODE of the RIDONCULOUS RACE