This is a fanfic that's been done several times before, but I'm bored and have reached a huge writer's block that won't go away until I write this. I don't own Percy Jackson, just the characters I made up.

Percy POV

I sighed as I entered Goode high while holding Annabeth's hand with the rest of the seven following. Reyna, Nico, and Will were there as well. We were joking around and shoving each other playfully, when I bumped into someone. They dropped all their things, so I bent down to pick them up.

"I am so so sorry!"

"Jackson?"

"Stolt?"

"Why the hell are you here?"

"Because I go here."

"Wow, who's this pretty blondie behind you?"

"My girlfriend. Technically fiance, but she refuses to wear the engagement ring to school in case some asshole like you decides to take it."

"She could do better."

"No, I really couldn't."

Suddenly, the intercom went off.

"Will everyone please report to the gymnasium for an assembly?"

We all filed into the gym and me and my friends froze when we saw the Greek and Roman gods along with the people from Camp Jupiter. I groaned in misery and laid my head on Wise Girl's shoulder. We survived Tartarus, and now I'm most likely going to be exposed to everyone in this school. All my teachers aside from Paul hate me, same with all my classmates.

Octavian decided to open his bigass mouth.

"Graecus scum!" He shrieked.

"SHUT THE HELL UP OCTAVIAN!"

"Make me, Graecus!"

I took a deep breath so I didn't accidentally cause an earthquake out of anger. Wise girl whispered in my ear as the gods started telling everyone that Greek and Roman myths are true. Zeus looked at me.

"What? I ain't doin' shit. You decided to tell everyone."

"Perseus Jackson!"

"I've told you before, drama queen, I prefer Percy."

I then saw books in Athena's arms. I paled, knowing what they were. See, I was asked to write books about my life for the library in Olympus, that way, both, Annabeth and I have our own marks permanently on Olympus.

"We are truly sorry, Percy," Said Artemis. "We tried to convice him otherwise, but he refuses to listen."

"What else is new?"

"Listen punk, We're gods. You better start treating us like it."

"Ares, last time I checked, I didn't lose a fight to a twelve year old with less than a month of training."

Ares grit his teeth and I smiled sarcastically at him.

"So, you still wanna talk shit? If you do, I'd have to fuck up your other ankle as well." I saw Mars at his side. He's better than Ares. Unlike his Greek counterpart, the two of us are on good terms.

"Hey Mars."

"Hey Perce. Son."

"Dad," said frank.

"I want you to know that just because I'm the god of war, doesn't mean you have to fight all the time. Sometimes it's smarter to just run away. Remember, I'm nothing like my Greek side."

Athena chimed in.

"Percy, Now that you've seen the books, I'm sure you know what's going to happen?"

"Yeah. Let's just get this overwith."

Suddenly, there was a bright light. When it faded I saw Kronos, Gaea, and every monster I've ever killed. The fates appeared.

"Do not worry, Percy. They have no power here. They cannot hurt any mortals, half-bloods, or gods while they are here, and they will be sent straight back to Tararus right after this."

"Alright. But keep Kronos away from me."

"Come now, Jackson. Surely, you're not afraid of me?"

"I'm not. But if I sit near you, I might cause an earthquake."

"No way this weakling is strong enough to do that!"

"Not now, Stolt."

"No, I wanna know why you can cause earthquakes. Give me a reason that a fatherless, insignificant loser like you can cause an earthquake!"

"Hey! Leave my boyfriend alone!"

"Oh please! You're just a dumb blonde!"

Annabeth's stormy grey eyes darkened, like a thunderstorm sweeping over the sky and blocking out the sun. He fucked up. One thing you should never call my Wise Girl is stupid. Especially since she's most likely smarter than you.

"Say that again, I dare you," said my wise girl while stepping forward menacingly.

"Wise Girl, let's take a deep breath, okay?"

"No, Seaweed Brain. I'm not gonna stand by while they insult you and I like this."

"Well, how about we show him what we can do with a sparring session later, hm? Is that a reasonable compromise?"

She thought for a moment before nodding. I sighed in relief, hugging her close to my chest. My dad and step-dad stepped forward, concern glistening in their eyes.

"Hey, Percy, is she okay?" asked Paul.

"Yeah. I think so. Just a little angry."

"Okay, good. Don't need anymore fights right now," said Poseidon, my dad. He conjured a couch for us to cuddle on so I could help Annabeth calm down more. We proceeded to curl up on the couch when there was another bright light and the fates were back.

"Percy, We're bringing Sally in."

They vanished and my mom replaced them.

"Hey, mom."