Trollzama vs Defeated Armless Ragna

Hazama: "Hey there Raggy. I just thought you'd like to know I've just finished penning my first draft of your autobiography."

"I'm calling it A Farewell To Arms."

Noel vs Makoto

Noel: "Look, I know all about the joke with me and the Fish Sausage."

Angry Noel: "But that doesn't mean you have to buy me a t-shirt with 'I HEART SAUSAGE' with a stickwoman giving a stickman a blow job!"

Angry Makoto: "Yeah. And I don't appreciate my t-shirt with said stIckman eating out said stickwoman with 'I HEART SUSHI'!"

Happy Jin vs Happy Ragna

Ragna: "Oh, poruchik, I see you're wearing a new order. How did you receive it?"

Jin: "I got it for saving the whole regiment from certain death!"

Ragna: "Oh, did you break out of an encirclement?"

Defeated NOLel & Jin vs Miffed Ragna

Jin: "No, I shot the cook."

Nine vs Sad Celica & Platinum

Celica: "Do you miss him?"

Nine: "Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life."

Platinum "But he was your second husband. Your first also disappeared."

Nine: "That was his job; he was an illusionist."

Platinum: "But he never reappeared."

Nine: (shrugs) "He wasn't a very good illusionist."

Kagura: "And so I drank one. It became four."

Drunk Kagura: "And when I fell on the floor I drank more

Skeletor: "Strap-on spelled backwards is No-parts."

Running Skeletor Meme: "I shall return next week with more facts!"

Nu vs Scared Ragna

Nu: "NE1 4 ABJ"?

Nu vs Miffed Ragna

Ragna: "Is that a proportion? Or just a really unfortunate Postcode?"

Hazama: "Whenever someone calls me ugly-"

"-I get super sad and hug them because I know how life is tough for the visually impaired."

Scared Ragna vs Happy Nu-13

Nu: "You know it's the place I need
But you got me walking circles like a dog on a lead
The doctors say I'm crazy, that I'm eight miles thick
I'm like the taste of Macaroni on a seafood stick"

Scared Jin vs Yanbaki
Tsu: "You got me switched on baby, like electric Eel
And I'm tight with Axel Foley, that's just how I feel
Like a grapefruit and a magic trick
The prodigal son
I'm walking
I'm walking
I'm walking
I walk so quick."

Scared Makoto vs Shifty Carl

Carl: "And it just don't mean a thing
We've been waiting far too long
We'll play it out again
This is just my serenade."

Scared Kagura, S Jubei, S Makoto, S Jin & S Ragna vs Happy Nu, Yanbaki, Shifty Carl, Happy Nine & Happy Empty Noel

"You're in love with a Psycho!
You're in love with a Psycho!
And there's nothing you can do about it
I got you running all around it."

"You're in love with a Psycho!
You're in love with a Psycho!
And there's nothing you can do about it

You're never gonna be without it."