Short Version
Birdie crash landed in front of a McDonald's only to realize she's too late for Breakfast! She was on the ground in horror!
The Hamburgler came out of a bush to taunt her, "Haha! Breakfast ended hours ago; you slept in without Ronald to wake you! Guess this Early Birdie just became a Tardy Birdie!"
Suddenly, an owl punched the Hamburgerler in his face! He had a McDonald's uniform on and had "Nightly: Manager" engraved on a small name tag.
Nightly then helped Birdie to her feet and explained, "The policy has changed; now we serve Breakfast all day!"
The two enjoyed a delicious McMuffin breakfast together with coffee.
Hamburgler muttered, "Where's Ronald? Robble robble."
Long Version
Birdie came from a long line of Early Birds. Her father was an early riser, her mother was an early riser, her uncle was an early riser, and his best friend's cousin's roommate was an early riser.
Birdie had one vivid memory of waking up in the car and her mother singing, "Mornings are always Breakfast with Breakfast from McDonald's, so come by early, don't be a lazy hen! Because we're having Breakfast at exactly ten!"
It was the song she would sing every morning to wake Birdie up. It was the song that Birdie would sing to herself every morning after she moved out.
"Mornings are always better with Breakfast, Breakfast Donald's, so come by early, don't be a lazy hen! Because breakfasted at McDonald's at exactly ten!"
A song Ronald would sing to her whenever she accidentally slept in. But then, he vanished. The last time Birdie saw him, he was as bright and cheerful as always, waking her up for breakfasBreakfastrdie did notice as she flew away, Ronald had some gray hairs poking their way into his red afro. The next day, he wasn't there.
Birdie was able to rely on her internal clock for a while. But then the unthinkable happened, she slept in!
She flew as fast as she could and crash-landed into a bush near a McDonald's. She stood up, stumbled out, and checked her watch.
10:05.
She was too late.
The Hamburgler came out of a different bush to taunt her, "Haha! Breakfast is over! Guess this Early Birdie just became a Tardy Birdie!"
Birdie whimpered, "I couldn't wake up without Ronald."
The Hamburgler laughed, "Aw, poor little Birdie needs Ronald to wake her up. Aw, too bad you're an insufferable songbird. No McBreakfast for you!"
The McDonald's door opened, and out stepped a very tired-looking owl. He guzzled a cup of piping hot coffee and rushed to Birdie's rescue by decking the Hamburgerler in the face.
He had "Nightly: Manager" engraved on a small name tag on his McDonald's uniform.
Nightly then helped Birdie to her feet and explained, "The policy has changed; now we serve Breakfast all day!"
Nightly, the hen cleared his throat and sang:
"Breakfast was always brighter with Breakfast Ronald's! Wake up before ten, that's what we used to say! Well, the times have changed! Because at McDonald's, whether you're an early bird or a night owl, you'll be able to refuel with Breakfast. Breakfast, now we're serving Breakfast."
Birdie smiled as Nightly brought her in for a McMuffin breakfast with him.
When she finished, she sang, 'Everyone can shout, 'Hurray! ' Because whether you're an early bird or a night owl. You'll be able to break and relax at McDonald's! Now serving BreakfastBreakfast"
The Hamburgler stumbled to his feet, rubbing his cheek, muttering, "Where's Ranold? Robble robble."