In A far off place Max Tennyson the little one with the Dinosaur, not the big plumber was walking around an old tourist trap with his father Carl. The buddy bungalow, Made by a futurist way way back in the day, but none of his inventions took on making it a retro future trap. Why was he here? Someone was seen sneaking around saying weird things so someone thought it was an Alien using the place as a hide out and sent it in.
Our boy and Dinosaur Duo was looking around at old style robots on wheels as he said one thing looking at his tooth brush electric, with five heads old and funky but the robot still modeled it. " ...This one was closer then the rest it's just one head would have been perfect." He said as Chomp mouthed off, "Carrot?" Max turned to walk to the kitchen were the robot modeling still mimed cooking with high tech devices that had a flaw that made them impractical. In this cays a food dehydrator to store food longer, it was massive, and replaced the fridge. Impractical. The air frying oven okay that one made since lot's of people use those instead of ovens now days, but it was again massive and metal, it was a burning risk plus it was on the floor were a kid could bump into it, not small and on a counter out of the way of children. Max commented, "did we have no safety standards back in the day? " He sounded shocked by this as they kept looking around it.
That's when they heard, "Blast!" the Duo ran off Max carding his Dinosaur as he came to see Smythe, " Steam Smythe should have known if it's old and junky you like to get funky!" he said turning Chomp to giant and summoning his armor to the Dinosaur. The steam punk cyborg fired his cannon arm as Max used, "Death grind!" Smyth blinked and asked, "I am sorry but what the blazes!?" Chomp , chomped down on the cyborg and drug him on the ground snaking off the man's legs before Chomp dropped turned and farted.
Smythe gagged and waved a hand in front of his nose as his hat copter came up to get him moving again as he fired his cannon, "Was the fart really needed? Who makes this bloody move cards you use. Well Max Tennyson the second, my rival and fellow Fan of the past who believes the past can still live in the present. I bet you wonder what has brought me to this place? What has brought me to a tourist trap of yesteryear were the inventor simple over did it on all the things?"
The boy grabbed lighting strike and the cyborg avoided lighting, "Not really but you want to tell me so It would be rude to not let you." The cyborg heard the annoyed tone, " yes good manners can be tiring can't they? Anyhow As you may have guest form this wonderland of the retro future Buddy had no self control and went over board on all his inventions making them to dangers and costly to be used for what they are made to do. That logic follows even down into the basement where he kept his unfinished works. "
Smythe fired cannon balls as chomp parried them with his horns, " This means down below he has unfinished very dangerous inventions waiting to be weaponized. However I simple can't get through the door to the basement " he said hovering in front of it as Max's eyes widened he tried to Order chomp to stop charging but too late the dinosaur couldn't stop. The cyborg flow up as the Dinosaur in armor smashed through the door and fell down stairs landing at the bottom and turning into a card. Smythe flew down. "Thank you young lad."
Our Tennyson boy charged saying this, "Got dam it!" he used the light in his bracer by getting ready to fire off shots at Smythe of which one laser hit breaking a copter blade making Smythe fall down the massive stairs. Smythe fell screaming, " HOW MANY STAIRS DID HE PUT IN HE DID IT SPIRAL FOR MORE STAIRS FOR A MAN ABOUT THE FUTURE HAD HE NOT HEARD OF A LIFT! OUCH OUCH AND THERE GOES MY LEFT ARM! OUCH OUCH BLOODY HELL! OUCH!" He continued like that for a good ten minutes till he hit the bottom of the stairs. Ten minutes later Max arrived panting holding his knees, "Fucking hell why so many stairs?"
The cyborg now limbless as it broke on impact said one thing, "On that Sir we agree, That was just crazy I swear some of them went back up to go back down, I don't know how that was even possible, but I am sure it be true. Well I can't do anything let alone get the inventions, So You have won this round, your father will be arriving in probably an hour to get down those stairs and I will be taken in. You won...Good game sir. Good game...Now be a good lad and scratch my nose please." Max scratched the limbless man's nose. The cyborg said, "Thank you very much lad."
An hour later Carl came down holding his side and panting leaning on the wall, 'Too many fucking stairs?" Smythe said one thing and that was, "good it's unanimous. That's too many stairs." Chomp was a Chibi again, and Smythe said this, " Well I guess you two and the dinosaur have to drag me up the stairs now." Max and Carl said one thing, " Oh shit!" the Dinosaur nodded as they grabbed Smythe by his shoulder numbs and began to go back up the stairs.
Two hours later they fell over on the ground floor panting. Smythe also panted as he said one thing, " That hurt but Time for Smythe to get away." his head ejected and grow six spider legs of metal to walk away from the tired trio, Even chomp was pooped. "I am aware I took advantage of being a gentlemen." he said walking away and adding, " but A villain most have his limits to honor. It was an honor fighting you to a draw gentlemen. I Know I could win if I go back down but like this what would I do? Nothing. Can't take them, can't take plans, Can't do nothing but look around and wait for back up to take me away. A draw is better than a pointless victory, Now tell we duel again Max Tennyson the second I bid you a Due." he said leaving like a bug as he laughed.
Max rolled over, "Well Dad we were bested by stairs." he said between pants. He rolled over onto his back. Carl panted rolling onto back, "I am technically a grandpa...What's your excuse?" he said flat about it between pants. Max added this, " ...oh dam you stairs...Dam you to hell!" Chomp mimicked the sounds and let out "Dam stairs." They nodded. It would be an hour before they could get up and leave this place.
When they got back home Sandra said this, "So the cop and the super hero lost to stairs." The two said, " the villain lost to them too." Ben on the couch was on his phone saying, "yeah I know the stairs cases." he said hitting a button and he smiled, "And ...yes." he fist bumped. "...Sorry I am slowly buying the news company Will works for so I can fire him. I own forty percent of it. I am eleven away form having the weight no one can counter. I mean I am majority share holder but the other holders can team up and beat me. I want to be unbeatable when I fire him."
Elsewhere Smythe had plugged back into a new robotic body on a steam punk yacht on the river heading away sighing, "Once more we clashed Tennysons and once more I get away." he held arms behind his back working, "It is moments like this were I think about what may have been, If things had been different could we have been friends? true ones not just friendly rivals." he said sighing as he said this, " I wonder what treasures were down their?"
The next day big Max was reading off what they found, "A walking amusement park...That's it , that's all that was down their. An amusement park that walked. It had a fireworks display launcher a fairest wheel and one of those swinging boat log rides, and it's could deploy track for kidy train. That's all that was there." Everyone shrugged and went back to work.
Rose who grabbed Coffee said this, "that's weird... Like really weird...My daughter Lilly would probably like it but she's eight she isn't old enough to question things and go that makes no sense...Why walking amusement park that's the most random thing ever."
With that this gag chapter has ended, I hope you had a laugh reading this.
To be continued.