I woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to go back to sleep. But I couldn't, so I went to go rob the fridge. Then went back to my room, about... three hours later, I heard a knock on my door. "I'm asleep!" I shouted, on the floor eating a candy bar. My door opened, "Ugh, what?" I said, as I threw the wrapper across the room. "I thought you were asleep?" Itachi said, Itachi is sorta like my big brother. When I was 8, I decided to burn my house down... with my family in it. Villianous, right? I was 10 when I first met Itachi, I was getting mugged by some randos, the funny part is, I didn't even have anything on me. Itachi saved me, and I joined the Akatski, now I'm the only gir and youngest member, by half a year ."I was, till you knocked on the door, duh. What do you want?", "You gotta go on a mission." he told me, "No, tell everyone they can do their own laundry." I said, as I bite into a cookie. "Not that, you gotta go to the Sound Village with Deidara." he said, "Oh, okay. Out, I gotta get dressed." I said. I put on a baggy shirt... because it's Itachi's, I'm sure he'll won't mind. Jeans, that I got three sizes big, by accident, and fishnet gloves, cuz' why not. "W-Wait!" I said as I tried to fish my headband through the belt loops of my jeans, stumbling outside. I hopped on Deidara's back, "Off." he said, "Please, I'm tired." I whined, "Fine." he replied, "Bye, Itachi, oh I ate all the cookies, by the way." I said as we left. On the way I asked Deidara why we were going to the Sound Village, "It's because we're gonna see what Orochimaru's doing." he told me, "Why do we have to, I mean Itachi could've done it, Kisame could've too. Why us?" I complained, "Don't ask me." Deidara said. We got to Orochimaru's hideout, and hide in a tree, "So... we just gonna sit in a tree all day. Oh, what if we abduct someone in here, then do the face-stealer-jutsu-thingy, and asume their identity." I said, "No, that won't work. We could cause attention to ourselves." he said, "Oh yeah, you're right. Well... we could always blow something up. You love doing that." I suggested, "Stop suggesting plans that involve killing someone, that would be fun, but this is a stealth mission.", "So I guess we'll sit in a tree all day.", "Yep, sit in a tree all day." Deidara said. "Hey, who's that?" Deidara said, five hours later! We were sitting in a tree for five hours, until something actually worth while happened. Deidara was pointing to a boy, sitting in the grass with five apples in his hand. He was slicing them with a knife, and eating them, as you do with apples and other various edible things, "I dunno, you tell me." I said, picking bark off the branches, "Wait who is that?" I then said, paying attention now. "He looks about your age. And new, I don't remeber him the last we were here." Deidara said, "I don't remeber anything the last time we were here. Hey do you think I should dye my hair, I wanna do one half pink, no red, no blonde!" I rambled, "Focus on the mission." he said, "There is no mission, we just sit and report, it's like science class!" I whined, "He's kinda cute. I should ask Itachi if I should dye my hair, you're no help." I said, "Come on, lets go back." Deidara said as he stood up, "Okay, this was incredibly boring anyway." I said. I hugged Itachi when we got back, "Why do you keep making me go on the most boring mission ever?! Oh, we saw some random kid at Orochimaru's place. Hey, you think I should dye my hair?" I said, "I don't think about hair, ever." Itachi said, "Clearly, when's the last time you had a haircut." I said as I walked to my room. I heard that Orochimaru got his ass beat at the Leaf Village, and now he needs a new body. Maybe that kid is his new vessel. I wonder if the kid knows it, he probably doesn't, over there just loving life, and eating fruit. Sad, oh well. I plopped on my bed, and wondered if I should get a piercing too. I'm 13 and still don't have my ears pierced yet, now that's really sad. Suddenly I heard a knock on my door, "What now? I can't get a break." I said, it was Itachi. "Can you show me that kid you were talking about?" he said, "No, I'm tired. And that was torture, having me sit on recon for five hours.", he pulled me out of bed and said, "You're gonna have to come." I huffed as I followed him. We sat in a tree, and waited, then the boy came out again, this time with a book. "See, there he is." I said, messing with an ant. "Oh." Itachi said, I left the little ant alone to see why Itachi cared so much. I looked at him, then the boy, and I was seeing a striking resemblance. "Stop staring at me." he said, as he pushed me away, "It's not my fault you need a skincare routine. You've got the eye bags of an 80 year old, and the acne of a 15 year old. Y'know skincare isn't just for girls too." I said, crossing my arms. I'm starting to think that that boy is realted to Itachi, I kinda want it to be his estranged son, because I love drama. But really, I'm pretty sure it's his little brother. Itachi told me about him before, and has shown me pictures, his brother would hypothetically be my age now. But that's just a theory. "Can we go now, you're just gonna watch him like a perv?" I said, "Yeah, let's go." Itachi said.