"Are we going for a quick stop someone else, Jane?" I asked as we turned right down a road to the outskirts of the small city with the name of Puento Antiguo that we were in, Jane nodding in agreement as Erik hummed from where he was seated.
"Yeah, we have some confidential research papers we want to get before we leave so we'll just go to our safe spot an-What the hell are those guys doing?!" Jane exclaimed as she jumped out of the car that was slowing down and we all looked at what she was talking about before I frowned as I saw the people in black suits packing away research papers and laptops.
'Right, SHIELD wanted to make sure that no one found out about the Thor stuff.'
"Holy crap, it's those secret service FBI group of people." Darcy muttered in awe before both her and Erik looked as I stood up and climbed out, walking over to where Jane was busy arguing with a very familiar man that simply gave me a stoic look as I walked closer.
"May I ask who you are, sir?"
"Thor Odinson, son of Odin and Frigga and god of Thunder. Who are you?"
"Agent Phil Coulson, pleased to meet you too. May I ask what your relation is to Ms. Jane Foster here?"
"She is my driver that is taking me to get my hammer to the far south of here as I'm sure you're aware, agents of SHIELD." Within the blink of an eye, I found myself staring down the barrel of a pistol as Coulson held it to my head, with me being surprised at my nerves of steel as I didn't even flinch when the others took out their guns as well and held them towards me.
"Ms. Foster, I will ask you stand back lest you wish to be caught in the crossfire."
"Darcy, Erik, stay where you are. Jane, go to them." I spoke up before Jane could, turning to give her a comforting and reassuring smile as well as the other two before I turned back as she rushed back and left me with the SHIELD agents.
"You do realize I'm going to have to kill you now."
"Your name is Phil Coulson. Your director's name is Nick Fury. You have a program called the Avengers Initiative of which Bruce Banner and Tony Stark are prospective members of. You also have two agents Cliff Barton known as Hawkeye and Natasha Romanoff known as Black Widow that your organization also wishes to use as part of this program. Currently, you're wondering how I know all of this and I will answer you. I am Thor Odinson, son of Odin and Frigga, god of Thunder and future ruler of Asgard. My father sent me here to learn humility but the moment he finds out you Midgardians killed me, believe me when I say that he will stop at nothing until the entirety of Midgard is nothing blood and ash. You may think that I am lying, but the fact that you found a magic hammer a few days ago that can't be lifted by anything means that you are currently wondering whether or not I am telling the truth. Now, lower your weapons, hand my friends their research back and take me to my hammer." I don't even know how I got the courage to say that, but I stood strong on my words as I pushed Coulson's gun down & stared him down.
The agent in question was completely silent as he looked at me, the two of us simply staring defiantly at each other before he frowned slightly and raised his hand.
In response, the agents all holstered their weapons as Coulson stared at me, putting his pistol away as well as he adjusted his jacket and looked at me.
"I am merely humouring you, Mr. Odinson, but if I find out you are lying to me…"
"Then, you may do what you wish." I answered, Coulson simply nodding before we turned to the shocked trio behind us.
"Ms. Foster, I apologize, but I am unable to give back any proof you have of Mr. Thor here as you publishing that would break many unpublished laws between countries. However, the research you did before that will be handed over without problem."
"What?! You're saying that there's people that already know about this stuff?!" Jane asked with a surprised look, to which Coulson simply smiled as he did one button of his jacket.
"Let's just say that there's a world you have no idea of, Ms. Foster. Now, Mr. Odinson, please follow me to your hammer. However, it will be you and ONLY you." He spoke with a decisive frown, to which I frowned back before giving a slow nod.
"Very well. Ms. Foster, Darcy, Sir Erik, I shall return after I get back my hammer."
"We still have our date! Don't forget that!" Darcy spoke up as I turned to walk away, a chuckle escaping my lips as I turned and gave her a nod.
"I won't. Now, son of Coul, take me to my destination."
"…Hah, it's just Coulson." He muttered as we climbed into the car, a smirk appearing on my face as I realized just how much I could irritate him on the car ride to our location.
'Oh, this is going to be so much fun.'
"Can someone please remove the hand cuffs?" I asked while sitting in the middle of a group of agents, rolling my eyes as none of them listened while Phil spoke up from where he was sitting at the front seat.
"So, tell me who you truly are, Mr. Odinson?"
"I swear you Midgardians don't listen. I've already told you who I am."
"Thor Odinson, god of Thunder. Funny thing is, I don't believe you, Mr. Odinson."
"Then explain to me how I, a Midgardian, knew of your top two agents and who your director is, Mr. Coulson."
"That's the part that's stumping me, Mr. Odinson. How is it that a man as blunt as you managed to find out such confidential information? Also, if you do know such confidential information, then what else do you know?"
"I know that your kind is busy experimenting on the Tesseract to see if you all can make weapons from it. I can also tell you that you will regret that the moment you do."
"Firstly, I do not know what this Tesseract is. Secondly, even if we did have it, why would making better weapons be something we regret, Mr. Odinson?" Coulson asked as he turned to look at me and I rolled my eyes as I sat back against my seat.
"Because the moment you do, you'll be announcing to the rest of the cosmos that Earth is ready for a higher form of warfare. You see, the most powerful weaponry your people has is nuclear weaponry. Most other species I know of are already busy with using particle accelerators as generators for their city lights. Asgard for example use nuclear weaponry as a way to keep us warm during cold nights and the most powerful weapon we have is what also sent me here as I'm sure you know, Mr. Coulson."
"You know, you talk a lot for a god, Mr. Odinson. Don't you know that you're giving us 'Midgardians' information on your military might?"
"What use is there in hiding it when one platoon of our species is enough to annihilate an entire country's worth of yours?" I asked back with an amused smile, holding his gaze as Coulson simply hummed and nodded.
"I see. You've given me valuable information there, Mr. Odinson."
"Glad to hear it, Mr. Couls-!" I froze as I felt a spark rushing up my body, ignoring the world around me as I heard the loud periodic booming of thunder far in the distance.
'Wait a second. There's…there's no way, right?' I thought with wide eyes as I lifted my hands, drawing everyone's attention before a wide smile spread across my face as sparks of blue electricity raced up my arms.
"Hahahaha~! Son of Coul, I thank you for your trouble, but I believe this is far enough." I said, sitting back and relaxing my body as Coulson stared at me with a frown.
"And why would that be, Mr. Odinson?" Instead of answering, I simply grinned in excitement as I pointed through the windshield, everyone looking out of it before I raised my hands above my head and leaned down right as a heavy force slammed right through the hand cuffs as well as taking the top of the car's roof off.
"Fuck! Bad idea!" I exclaimed as I felt my left wrist snap, pushing off of the person on my right and falling out of the car before grinning happily as I saw Mjolnir's flying form spinning around and fly back to me.
With a grin, I rushed towards it and elation and happiness racing through my body as I leapt into the air and grabbed its handle before being whisked up into the clouds.
"Can anyone hear me in here?!" I blinked as I heard a familiar voice in my mind, Mjolnir stopping midair and nearly sending me flying head over heels through the air as I gripped its handle with both hands.
"What the hell?! Who's talking?!"
"Wait, you hear my voice?! By Loki's bloody bosom, yes! Finally, some brave soul hears the call for help of Thor, god of Thunder!"
"Uh, not really help considering I'm stuck in your mortal body!"
"What?! Father banished me, but I do not believe for a second that he would place another soul in my body!"
"He didn't! I don't even know how I got in this body, but where the hell have you been?!" I asked as I continued to make sure my grip is tight before hissing as I felt my left wrist aching when I grabbed too tight.
"Okay, Thor! We can argue about that stuff later, but right now, I need your help to get down!"
"I would love to, but apparently, this bloody hammer is not listening to me! Listen here, you daft hunk of Uru! I do not know why Father gave you to me, but you are my hammer and you are going to list-!"
"Fucking hell, Thor!" I exclaimed as Mjolnir responded by pulling me higher before Thor could finish speaking, gritting my teeth and squinting my eyes as we got pulled higher and higher before my eyes widened as I felt myself taking deeper and deeper gasps for air.
"O-Okay, Mjolnir, listen please! I-I'm…I'm sorry for Thor's idiocy…but I really like how you were in the movies so please…grant me the power of Thor…Prove to me that I am worthy…holding the power of…of Tho…of Thor…" I could feel my body growing faint as my grip grew slack on Mjolnir, the air whistling loudly in my ear as I felt my body falling through the air.
'Damn…I almost made it…is this actually…how I die?' With the lack of air, those were my last thoughts as I felt my consciousness fading away before a gasp escaped my lips as a burst of energy flooded my body, looking down at my left hand to see my wrist healed and Mjolnir sparking in my grasp.
'Are you serious right now?' I thought with a grin as I felt my body being energized over and over, smiling happily at the dark clouds gathering above me while lightning sparked over & over in the air.
"Hahaha! Knew you could do it, you body-stealing bastard!" Thor exclaimed and I rolled my eyes before freezing as I realized how fast I was falling to the ground, turning around and feeling my heart nearly stopping as I found myself rapidly approaching the ground.
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Thor! Help!"
"Okay, repeat after me and mean every word you speak lest you wish to become a red stain on the ground! Hey, ho, the way the winds blow, through rain and lightning, thunder we go. God of the hammer, joy and laughter, Thor, Thor, Thor!"
"Okay! Okay! Hey, ho, the way the winds blow! Through Rain & Lightning, Thunder we go! God of the Hammer, joy & laughter! Thor…Thor…Thor!" With a final roar filled with whatever bit of hope I had left, I gasped as Mjolnir sparked and a monstrous lightning bolt flew from the gathered clouds and impacted my form.
Yet, it did not hurt as I felt power coursing through my veins, looking down and smiling at the sight of Asgardian armour covering my body, dive bombing towards the ground as I heard the rapid flapping of my cape in the wind before crashing into the ground with a deafening boom.
"Well done! Ten for the landing!" Thor spoke with a grin as I stood up, to which I rolled my eyes before smirking as Coulson and his agents tried their best to hide their shock at seeing me walking towards them.
"Do you believe me now, son of Coul?" I asked as Mjolnir and my body sparked with electricity, the man staring at me before giving me a nod.
"I do now, Mr. God of Thunder. Now, what are you going to do?"
"Return to my friends and get ready for that date as I said. Remember our discussion, Phil Coulson." I said as I spun Mjolnir rapidly in my grasp, letting my instincts take over as I swung Mjolnir into the air and my smile widened as I got pulled off of the ground and through the air at a blistering pace.
"Are we truly going to visit that human woman? Why not pick the other one?" Thor's voice asked before I could feel his surprise as I snorted and shook my head.
"Not at all. First, you and I are going to have a discussion on why the hell you're in the hammer and how we get you out. Then, we're going to go to Darcy. Also, Darcy is way better than Jane and that's a fact."
"You are one delusional Midgardian, Midgardian."
"The same to you, Asgardian." I answered back, chuckling as I heard the god grumble under his breath before grunting as I landed in the middle of a desert plains.
"So, Mjolnir, think I could talk to Thor?" I asked as I looked down at the hammer in my grasp and my eyes widened as I found myself in the middle of a tornado flooded with lightning, watching in awe as the storm raged around me before blinking as I heard someone clearing their voice from behind me.
"Finally, we meet face to face, body stea-By Odin's beard! We truly do look alike!" Thor shouted with a surprised look as I turned around, to which I rolled my eyes as I watched the god slowly walking closer and poking gingerly at my face.
"Oi, dipshit! I can feel Mjolnir's irritation at you so let's get this over with before it decides to seal me in here with you. Why are you here and how did I get here?" I asked before blinking as the god held up a hand.
"Right, but before that, you're going to give me my body back first, okay? Let me return to Asgard with a tale of my victory even against banishment and after that, we'll talk." He spoke with a smile as he held a hand out before being surprised as I looked at him with a frown.
"What makes you think I'm giving my body over to you? I don't want to be trapped in here"
"It is my body, so do not push me, Midgardian. Now, I'll take it ba-!" He was cut off by me reaching up and stopping his wrist, the Asgardian looking surprised to see me stopping him before we locked eyes and he glared at me.
"And what are you going to do when you get it back? Other than just go around boasting of your victory against your father? You do understand that Odin will just sent you back here right with your powers stripped away again or worse, he could just decide to give the power of Thor to someone that's not you."
"He would never! Father would never do such a thing!" Thor growled and I gritted my teeth before surprising him with a harsh backhand that shook the ground below us.
"Look at what happened just a few days ago, Thor! You recklessly put your race in danger by attacking another planet and in doing so, started a war that no one wanted! All because your ego couldn't take the fact that your father, the All-Father himself, didn't wish to send innocent lives to war!"
"You do not know what you speak of!"
"No, I don't! That is also why I can tell you this! Unless you learn from history, it will just continue to repeat itself over and over again! You are someone that has lived for almost 1500 years and yet you have the mentality of a reckless teenager!"
"And what of you, huh?! You have not even reached your 30th year of life yet you think you can tell me how I should live mine? When I was your age, I did not talk back to my elders!"
"Because your elders actually had wisdom behind their words! Yours just sound like the drivel of a madman!" I shouted back and he glared at me as sparks radiated from the corners of his eyes.
"Out there, you may have the power of Thor, but I am the only god of this body, human." He growled and despite the fear I felt at his words, I must have surprised him as I walked forward and stood chest to chest with him.
"If you want it, you'll have to kill me for it." I said with a determined glare and the god growled before spinning around and launching a monstrous lightning bolt into the storm around us with a roar that echoed across the land.
"My body was stolen by a weakling of Midgard. Father has forgotten about me, his son. Mother knows where I am yet she still has not contacted me. Our brother Loki is taking my rightful throne and yet here I am, arguing with a human on whether or not I deserve to have my body so you tell me, human! What am I meant to do?!" He shouted and I watched as the god fell to his knees with gritted teeth before sighing as I knelt down in front of him and placed my hands on his shoulders.
"You help me. I have the power of Thor but not the experience, skills or memories to use them. You on the other hand have all of that but not the power. Therefore, we must fuse. You get your body back and I get to show the world what the god of Thunder is capable of."
"And we get the Jane Foster woman?" He asked with a smirk, a boisterous laugh escaping his lips as I rolled my eyes.
"Not at all. Darcy is still the target."
"...My presence will fade away and yours will be the only left, won't it human?"
"I'd like to think that you'd always be there, but more of a figment of my imagination."
"Hahaha! You at least have good jokes, hu-No, E###."He spoke with a smile as he stood up, with me following suit as I nodded while dusting off my pants.
"That's the one thing I have going for me. So, you ready to do this?" I asked as I held a hand out, to which he looked at my hand before nodding as he grasped it in a firm grip while the thunder around us rumbled.
"I am. Good luck on your quest, young Thor." He spoke and I smiled and nodded as lightning bolt after lightning bolt rained down upon us, watching as Thor's body slowly turned to ash with each strike as I felt memory after memory flowing into my mind.
When the final bolt hit, the final memory sunk in as I kept my hand in the same position, letting out a soft sigh as I watched the golden ashes floating up and away into the sky.
'And may you enjoy your rest in the sanctity of Valhalla, God of Thunder.'
A/N: Canon? Canon~? Where are you~?
Sorry, guys. Looks like canon has left the building.
Also, there is a valid reason why he is able to use Mjolnir but that won't be explained until next chapter…maybe~
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