[The story starts with one of the laser puppie watching TV]
Monica: Help! Help!
Pirate: [laughs heartily when a heart-shaped box of chocolates is thrown at him] Doh! Right in me crow's nest! [then groans and faints]
Monica: [gasps]
Brad: Monica!
Monica: Brad! [she and Brad run up to each other and hug]
Brad: Oh, Monica, I've thought I might never find you. [Laser Puppy's eyes brim with tears] I promise to never leave you at your side.
Monica: Oh, Brad.
Brad: Oh, Monica. [Laser Puppy is about to cry when Star turns off the TV]
Star: Do you know what today is, little guy?
Laser Puppy: arf?
Star: It's take laser puppies for a walk in a park day!
Laser Puppy: [uninterested] arf. One of the [Laser Puppy is about to walk away when Star leashes him and takes him for a walk. Scene cuts to the Dog Park where all the other dogs live. Star and Laser Puppies walk in.]
Star: Isn't this great, puppy's? A whole park full of your own species. [Laser Puppies sees all the other dog are bored] Go ahead, have a good time. [sees the two owners sleeping on a bench and Star walks and sits down between them] I'll just sit down for a sec. [falls asleep with the two owners. One of the la sees the two other dog on the swing feeling bored then he sees one dog about to climb up the ladder where the slide is next to and falls down bored, and the Laser Puppy sees the seesaw where a little puppy named 'Mary' is on. Laser puppy's eyes turn into hearts and slither to the other side of the seesaw. Mary sees Laser Puppy who is falling in love with her.]
Laser Puppy: [to Mary] Booooow.
Mary: [to Laser Puppy] Booow. [Laser Puppy and Mary are sea sawing up and down. Suddenly someone flips Laser Puppy on the seasaw in mid-air] Laser Puppy: MREOOOW REOOOOW REOOOW REOOOW! OOF! [a bull dog slithers up to Laser Puppy]
Dog Boss: Hey, lightweight! What do you think you're doing with my girl? [to Mary]Come on, Mary, let's go.
Mary: Wooooow. [slithers next to Laser Puppy who smiles at her]
Dog Boss: [to Laser Puppy] You've just made a big mistake, pal.
Laser Puppy: Grrrrr... [both growl at each other when Star picks Laser Puppy up]
Star: Say goodbye to your friends, Laser Puppie! Play time's over! I've gotta fix us some dinner! [walks off with Laser Puppy in her hands]
Laser Puppy: [to Mary] Booooow.
Mary: [to Laser Puppy] Booooow. [Mabel walks up and picks up Mary]
Mabel/Monica: Let's go, Mary. [walks off]
Dog Boss: Hey, this ain't over, runt! When I get through with yous, the doctor won't know which side to sow your lips back on... to! [two of the other angry dog slither up to their leader of the dog gang] That little runt is going to get what's coming to him! [scene cuts to Star making Chicken noodle stew in the kitchen]
Star: Mmm-mmm! Chicken noodle stew. [scene scrolls over to Laser Puppy drawing a picture of Mary. It depicts a dog looking like Laser Puppy with lipstick]
Laser Puppy: woof!.
Star: [sets the chicken noodle stew on the drawing of Mary] Bon appetit,
uppy. I made it with extra love. [Laser Puppy sees the chicken noodle stew, which turns into a sculpture of Mary. Laser Puppy kisses the seaweed noodle stew] Not exactly what I had in mind, but, eh... knock yourself out. [walks off to her room getting ready for bed. Laser Puppy keeps on kissing the chicken noodle stew and stops when the other Laser Puppies eat the chicken noodle stew] Laser Puppy: [sighs sadly and whimpering, scene cuts to Star doing touching her toes]
Star: One, two. One, two. One, two.[Laser Puppy slithers in Star's room looking sad] One, two. One, two. One, two. One-oh. There you are. That sure was a knockout dinner, eh?
Laser Puppy: Arf.
Star: Come on, Laser Puppies, it's time for beddy-bye! [sets Laser Puppies on the newspapers which are beds, then to Laser puppy] Night-night, Laser-Bear. [Star turns off the lights and she and the Laser Puppies fall asleep. Inside of Laser Puppy's head, he dreams about him and Mary playing on a see-saw. Mary slithers toward Laser Puppy and they both kiss with their lips when the dream ends. Laser Puppy wakes up from his dream. Laser Puppy carefully slithers out of The Diaz's house to go find Mary. The next morning, the alarm goes off and Star wakes up with a smile, she yawns]
Star: Good morning, laser Puppies! [Laser Puppies bark with laser come out of their eyes.) Wait a minute (Star count the laser puppies) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. (notices that other laser puppie is not there] Hmm? Where your brother go? Oh, he's probably using his dog box. That was a pretty noodly stew he ate last night. [goes over to the guest room where the litter box is] Peek-a-boo! [notices that Laser Puppy is not there either] Huh? Not in here either. [goes down the stairs into the kitchen] Laser Puppy? Where are you? [notices an empty plate of chicken noodle stew] Gah! I am gonna teach that dog how to clean up after himself. [picks up the plate and notices a picture of Mary that Laser Puppy drew] What's this? Some sort of ransom note? [examines Laser Puppy's drawing with laser fire on it ] Holy Magic! MyLaser Puppy has been petnapped by a deranged dog-lover! [goes outside to save Laser Puppy] Don't worry, Laser-Bear, I'll save you! [scene cuts to Laser Puppy slithering toward the Dog Park where all the other dog are. He looks in a pipe]
Laser Puppy: Ark? [sees a silhouette of a girl dog on a slide and rushes to meet her, but it is a different dog]
Elderly Dog: [low voice] Bow Woooooooooow...
Laser Puppy: Bow Wow. [slithers away. The dog #1, 2, and 3 arrive at a hole in the gate]
Dog Boss: After me, fellas. [they slither into the Dog Park underneath the gate hole]
Bully Dog: [struggles to get through the gate hole since the spikes on top of his shell are getting in the way] Hey, how come we never go through the front, guys?
Dog Boss: 'Cause the bad guys don't never use the front door!
Bully Dog: [gets through the gate hole] Well, I think that that's pretty ridiculous. [they slither toward the other dog who are playing and doing stunts]
DogBoss: [to all the other dog] All right. Listen up! Any of you seen a puppy come through here? About a... yay tall, a laser eye? [all the other dog don't understand]
Bully Dog: I think you need to be more descriptive.
Dog Boss: Oh, okay, let's see here. Uh, this particular dog thinks it's real funny to make goo-goo eyes on my girl. [all the other dogs laugh and continue playing and doing stunts] Hey! What you's giggling at! They's giggling at me! Alright, that's it! You's all going on my list! You's got that? You're on the list! [they slither off through the gate hole, but the dog with spikes is stuck again and can't get through. He then struggles and sighs. Scene cuts to Star looking for Laser Puppy]
Star: Puppie? Puppie? Where are you? [stops and slides on some trail of dog drool that she sees and gasps] Dog drool! Looks like it could be Laser Puppy's. [touches the dog smile with her finger] Colors right. Consistency matches. Now for the true test. [licks it] Uh-huh. It is Laser Puppy's slime. I'm on the trail, Laser Puppy! [follows Laser Puppy's dog drool. Scene cuts to Laser Puppy walking on the sidewalk looking for Mary and her owner. He slithers through dozens of dogs with their owners. They all stop and look both ways and a dozen of dogs and their owners walk by. Laser Puppy continues slithering on and sees Mary with her owner. He walk toward her while all the other dog and dog owners go across the street. Laser Puppy sees Mary and her owner walking in towards the pet store and follows inside when he bumps into the pet store owner "Harold"]
Harold: [picks up Laser Puppies] Why, hello there, little fellow. Are you a stray? [sets Laser Puppy in a cage] There now. Isn't that better?
Laser Puppy: [to Harold, sadly] Bow Wow. [sees Mary leaving outside the pet store with Mabel. A few seconds later, the three angry dog gang members slither inside the pet store and Laser Puppy hides. The three dog gang members slither towards Harold and asks where Laser Puppy is]
Dog Boss: Bow wow wow wow?
Harold: No. No, I haven't seen any stray dog come in here.
Dog Boss: [to the other two angry snails] He's trying to pull a fast one, fellas. [smiles evily] Why don't we give him a taste of our special brand of swift justice?! [Two hours later...] [the pet store is shown to be all broken and torn inside from the three angry dog gang members who wrecked it. Harold sits there, scared]
Dog Boss: Heh! That's enough, boys. I've think we've done a thorough job.
Bully Dog: Yeah. Let's get back to finding that laser puppie. [whacks the cash register next to Harold.]
Dan (Bully Dog 2): Hey, Boss, there's one left.
Dog Boss: Oh, yeah? [slithers towards the cage with a bat] I know you're in there, you little runt! [breaks the sale cage with the bat, revealing a large green vicious dog]
Vicious Dog: [barks loudly]
Dog Boss: YAAAAH! [the worm attacks him]
Dan (Bully Dog 2) and Bully Dog: HAAAAH! [run for their lives out of the store]
Dog Boss: AHH! MOMMY! MOMMY! [Laser Puppy escapes and Harold spots him]
Harold: You! [Laser Puppy keeps running] Come back here! You're gonna help me clean this place up! [Laser Puppy slithers out of the broken pet store, then Harold talks to himself] You brought this on yourself, Harold. I did not, Harold. Yes, you did, Harold. Harold, I did not. [Laser Puppy slithers quickly across the street when a car pulls up. It is revealed to be Mabel and Mary inside the car and Mabel honks the horn]
Mabel/Monica: Come on, move it! [Laser Puppy sees Mary and his eyes google and hearts floats around] Get out of the road! [drives around Laser Puppy and drives away. Laser Puppy is about to go after her when the two angry dog gang members show up and grab Laser Puppy's tail]
Bully Dog: Where do you think you're going? [Laser Puppy sees and hears Mary whirs for help. Dan and the bully snail try to grab Laser Puppy]
Bully Dog: Get' em!
Dan (Bully Dog 2) and Bully Dog: [Laser Puppy jumps out of the way which causes them to hit each other and their leases get tangled. They try to get free when they see Laser Puppy come up galloping and jumping into them. Their leases become tangled and Laser Puppy catapults himself into the air. Laser Puppy is flying in mid-air then he notices that he cannot fly. Laser Puppy falls into the car and lands on the driver's head, which the driver screams and drives crazy. Laser Puppy jumps into Mabel's car and lands safely into the back of the car seat and slithers towards Mary]
Laser Puppy: [to Mary] Wooooow.
Mary: [to Laser Puppy] Wooow. [Star finally stops and sees Laser Puppy and Mary inside Mabel's car]
Star: Puppy? Puppy?! [Laser Puppy and Mary bark at each other happily when Mable sees Laser Puppy in her car and gasps] Mable/Monica: What the? [parks the car and Star crashes into the motor]What do you think you're doing in my car? No free rides, loafer! [picks up Laser Puppy when Star finally finds them]
Star: [to Mabel with her wand up] Hold it right there! Hands off my puppy, you dognapper!
Mabel/Monica: Dognapper? [gets out of the car and puts down Laser Puppy] I don't want your dumb ol' dog.
Star: Oh, yeah. I suppose he wandered out of the house in the middle of the night just so he can jump into your car.
Laser Puppy: Arf.
Star: Not now, Puppy, I'm scolding. And I suppose... Wh-wha-what?
Laser Puppy: Bow wow wow bow. Wow.
Star: You did wander out of the house on your own? But why? [Mary comes slithering next to Laser Puppy and Star sees Laser Puppy and Mary sniffing at each other happily] Oh, I see why. Good ol' fashioned amore! [Just then, the Boss Dog catches up to Laser Puppy]
Dog Boss: Hey! This ain't over yet, runt! [The two dogs start growling at each other when Brad shows up from the TV show that Laser Puppy was watching.]
Brad: Monica? Monica!
Mabel/Monica: [gasps] Brad! [The two run to each other and hug]
Brad: Oh, Monica, I've thought I've never find you, Monica. I was just taking Billy here for a walk. [A handsome dog named "Billy" appears next to Brad. Mary turns around and walk towards Billy]
Mary: [to Billy] Bow Woooow.
Billy: [to Mary] Wow. [the two snails keep growling at each other and stop to see that Mary and Billy are together and in love]
Dog Boss: Huh?
Laser Puppy: Arf?
Brad: I promise to never again leave your side. Let's go get a steaming hot cup of joe. [the two start to walk off with their dogs] Mabel/Monica: Oh, Brad.
Brad: Oh, Monica.
Star: That's gotta hurt, buddy.
Laser Puppy: Bow Wow.
Dog Boss: [smiles to Laser Puppy] Eh. Come on, runt, I'll show you this great dumpster where we can get some Chicken noodle stew!
Laser Puppy: [smiles] Ruff! [he and the Dog Boss slither off toward the dumpster]
Star: Don't stay out too late, Puppy! [sighs happily] They grow up so fast.