Pecos Marco: Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Mewi Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight
featuring my new best pal, this girl! She's magic. [The audience cheers]
Buck Star: So what're we gonna sing about, Pecos Marco?
Pecos Marco: We're gonna sing a song about friends!
Buck Star: What kind of friends, Pecos Marco?
Pecos Marco: Well, listen up and I'll tell you! [Piano vamps]
Pecos Marco: Who's there for you, when you are sad and down?
Buck Star: Hey! (Buffalo Skulls: Magic Friends!) Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
(Magic Flowers: Magic Friends!)
Buck Star: Who puts thorns in you, so you can save the town?
Pecos Marco: Magic Friends, Magic Friends...
Buck Star, Pecos Marco, Background: Magic Friends!
Buck Star: Duh, duh duh duh, doo duh doo doh doh...
Buck Star, Pecos Marco, Background: Magic friends!
Buck Star: Duh dee duh duh, doo, duh duh duh...
Buck Star, Pecos Marco, Background: Magic friends
Buck Star: Dee duh duh, duh dooh dooh, duh doh!
Pecos Marco: You know,
Buck Star, all we been a-doin' is singin' about what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me? [Dead Eye Ludo drops Pecos Marco's pants and laughs]
Buck Star: Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Pecos Marco: Thanks, Star!
Dead Eye Ludo: Curses!
Pecos Marco: Only an magic friend would do that!
Buck Star: Let's bring it home, magic friend!
Pecos Marco: Okay!
Buck Star: Who lets you ride on his coffin?
Pecos Marco: Who slaps you hard and often?
Buck Star: What do you and me have in common?
Buck Star and Pecos Marco: We're M-ag-ic... Friends! [the audience cheers]
Buck Star: Thank you, thank you very much!