Star: Ta-dah! [Star's room dances around] I did it! I did it! I did it! I did- Whoa! [slips on something and makes silly noises] [smashes into the door and when it opens Star falls out and makes a funny noise]
Laser Puppy: [slithers toward Star] arf?.
Star: [circles around Laser Puppies ] I learned a magic trick!
Laser Puppies: [gets scared and hides under Star bed] [Their eyes come out of the blanket]
Star: Sorry, Puppies, but I've been trying to learn this trick since I was a little princess. [gasps] I gotta show Marco! [starts running toward Marco's room]
Norton: [spits out mail]
Star: [finishes running toward Marco's room and knocks on his door] Marco, come on, I got to show you something! [kick Marco's door and makes a silly noise. ]Marco? He's not here. Oh! Brittney! [, Brittney goes into her trash can and slides it into her house and pretends like she's not home] Brittney! Brittney, Brittney, Brittney? Brittney? Brittney, Brittney, Brittney?
Brittney: If she thinks I'm out, she'll go away. [Star continues to say "Brittney" and her eye goes through Brittney's door.]
Star: [talks through his eye] Brittney! I'm so glad you're home. Got a magic trick to show ya!
Brittney: I hate magic.
Star: How could anyone hate magic? It's... [close-up of his face] ...magical.
Brittney: [sighs] Okay, show me the trick.
Star: [gasps in joy as Brittney runs away] Pick a card- oh. [Brittney runs out of her house, closes the door, and swallows the key. Brittney hums] Watch closely, Brittney. The hand is quicker than the eye.
Brittney: [groans and Cover her eyes with a blind fold] Can't watch. No eyes. Sorry.
Star: [groans and drops his cards] I want to show my trick to somebody. [cries and runs away while Brittney laughs and bumps into her front door]
Miss Skullnick: [scene changes to Miss Skullnick having a student with braces take a study for a math test] You're the best student I've ever had, Rodger. Kudos. [Rodger laughs]
Star: [Star arrives with the cards in her hand. Miss Skullnick makes a small scream] Miss Skullnick! Miss Skullnick! Miss Skullnick!
Miss Skullnick [scared] What do you want can you see I tutor a student here.
Star: Miss Skullnick, you got to see my magic trick! Pick a card, any card!
Miss Skullnick: Hold on, Star, I have a trick to show you first. [Miss Skullnick jump out the window] Sorry, Rodger, we'll pick this up next week! (Miss Skullnick go to her car and drive away)
Star [hanging onto Miss Skullnick car window ] Wait, Miss Skullnick, you didn't see my trick!
Miss Skullnick:[frowns] Okay, show me the trick already.
Star: [gets off Miss Skullnick car and shows her cards] Pick a card, any card! [Star falls and slams onto Janna's house. She slides down her roof happily until she reaches the floor] Janna! [goes inside her house] Janna!, I gotta show you this. [she shows his cards] Pick a card, any card! Star screams and drops all his cards as Janna, who is reading her book, is missing her head] Janna? [ Star looks to see where the head is] Where's your head?
Janna: Oh, sorry, Star, didn't mean to spook ya. My head's in another dimension, observing. [cuts to Janna in the Swamp, observing one of the trees. In the background, Dipper, Mabel and Soos are on a log, trying to escape a group of crocodiles on their hovercraft]
Star: [leaving] Uh-huh, okay, I'll come back later when you have a head.
Janna: It should be back by Thursday. Friday at the latest. [she starts reading her book again]
Moon: [Star runs to Moon' office and knock the door] Who is it? [opens her door]
Star: [shows her cards] Pick a card, any card! [Moon gets frightened]
Moon: [she smashes Star's head, making her bounce up and down and make music like an accordion] Magic, eh, Star? [she leans his eyes toward him] Is this by any chance a trick where you produce money coins from behind people's ears? [as she's winking twice] Wink wink, hmm?
Star: [crouches down a little] No.
Moon: Then what's the point? [closes her door angrily]
Star: [sighs as she walks into a the forest] Why won't anyone watch my trick?! [falls onto the ground while the word "trick" flies into the air, causing the leaves on the trees to fall down onto Star] [Star gets up, covered with leaves. She slightly pulls her mustache, and then sees two pieces of wood and a rock. A lightbulb appears on top of Star] Hey, that gives me an idea! [scene cuts to Star putting the final touches on his rock people] There. Good evening, folks, I am the Great Stardini! Now watch closely, [reveals her cards] the hand is quicker than the eye. Pick a card. Any card. [Star inhales all the magic playing cards into his mouth, and then starts his magic trick.]
[The magic trick starts when the kelp forest turns into a white screen as Star turns into magic playing cards, which then transform into a buzzsaw and cut a copy of Star in-half, and then a rainbow appears. Then ten cut in half/rainbow-colored Stars, two green, two yellow, two pink, two red, and two blue, each holding one magic playing card start running out as the rainbow disappears. Then, two other Stars, one on the bottom of the screen, and the other on top of the screen being upside down, start leading a bunch of card people from the top, and the bottom of the screen. Then, two other card people start going over and under each other five times, becoming Star, and back to a playing card. Then the camera zooms out to see lots of card people on the screen, which then fade to Star. wearing a magician's outfit, a magic hat on top of her head, and a magic wand for a nose, which automatically makes some flowers come out of it, The Great Stardini then takes the magic wand out of her nose and turns it into three metal rings, that are linked to each other. Then, The Great Stardini puts himself through the rings, and then, the rings transform into a cannon that shoots out three colorful fireworks. One pink, one yellow, and one blue. Then, The Great Stardini appears on the screen again, and then notices a red ribbon stuck through her left sleeve.]
The Great Stardini : Huh? [The Great Stardini pulls the ribbon out of her left sleeve, but then reveals a red, blue, pink, green, and orange ribbon that covers the whole screen. Then the scene becomes spirally and gets put into a magic hat. Then, the white screen turns back to the forest and Star pulls herself out of the magic hat in a pink bunny suit, ending her magic trick.]
Star: Ta-dah! [notices that the audience he made was fake and didn't respond to her magic trick.] Oh... I still wish Marco was here to see it. [then she notices Marco sitting on a tree, hanging onto a tree branch.]
Marco: [off-screen] I saw it, Star! [on-screen] It was astonishable! [Marco falls of the tree and falls flat onto the ground, and pulls himself off the ground.]
Star: [hugging Marco] Oh, Marco! You showed up just in time! What was your favorite part?
Marco: Uh... My favorite part was... uh... " Ta-dah! " I missed everything before that.
Star: Oh, then you haven't seen seen anything yet! [she grabs a hold of Marco's hand. The two spin around and then they disappear into a magic hat. Some confetti and a card come out of the hat as the two laugh. Fireworks also start coming out of the hat, while the creatures stand inanimate.]