Intro (The song starts as a ballad)
Dipper and Mabel: Our life is so confusing, No reason and no rhyme. We've got this funny feeling, Getting old before our time. (music changes to a hip-hop beat) Gimme whachu got! Gimme whachu got! I know whachu got! Gimme whachu got! (music changes again to melodramatic showtune style)
Mabel: What kind of love brings such confusion?
Dipper: Shuts out the sun and kills all glee?
Dipper and Mabel: What are these blues we're here to tell you?
Dipper Mabel, and Sev'ral Timez: It's sibling twins! (back to hip-hop) I don't wanna share! I wanna make you nuts! Gimme whachu got! Gotta have it all!
Mabel: Sometimes I see him doing his journal.
Dipper: I'm working hard all by myself.
Mabel: And who can stand a happy brother?
Dipper: She hates I don't require help!
Sev'ral Timez: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Mabel: I put a spider on his shoulder.
Sev'ral Timez: Oh, yeah! Ooh-ooh!
Dipper: I'm not aware that it is fake.
Sev'ral Timez: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Mabel: I ask him what the heck that thing is.
Sev'ral Timez: Ew!
Dipper: I turn and start I scream and shake!
Sev'ral Timez: Scream and shake! (music changes from hip-hop to blues/shuffle)
Mabel: Whyyyyyyy does it feel so good, my idea of fun? I know it's wrong to feel so mean, But... you should've heard his scream! (Mabel laughs) (The song changes back from blues/shuffle to hip-hop)
Dipper: I am not blameless in this equation.
Mabel: He likes to talk over my head.
Dipper: Poor Mabel, her trials and tribulations.
Sev'ral Timez: Poor Mabel.
Mabel: Before a test, He makes me dread.
Sev'ral Timez: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Dipper: 'Cause I predict that she will fail.
Sev'ral Timez: Gonna flunk, ooh-ooh!
Mabel: I chase him down when he is right.
Sev'ral Timez: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Dipper: When I refuse to just turn tail.
Sev'ral Timez: Hold your ground, Dipper.
Dipper and Mabel: We have our most outstanding fights!
Sev'ral Timez: OUTSTANDING FIGHTS! (Back to melodramatic show tune style)
Dipper: What kind of love brings such contusions?
Mabel: All these Band-Aids the world can see?
Dipper and Mabel : What is this shame we're here to tell you?
Dipper, Mabel , and Sev'ral Timez: It's sibling twins rivalry! (The song returns to the opening ballad tempo and feel)
Dipper and Mabel: A brother and a sister. We're trying not to boast. But we can't help believing That we'll always be this close.
Sev'ral Timez: (over intro) Siblings find it, oh, so hard When it comes to giving Let them once try singing background for a living! (synthesizer chord to mark the end of the music)
Dipper and Mabel: A brother and a sister, We will always be this close. (Dipper and Mabel hold each other hand by the sunset of Gravity Falls)