Shivers filled the air. There was a presence that was as crushing as Izanami's but both better and worse somehow.
Their hosts and assistants left a rather chilling remark before they left after having watched every Transformers movie up till Beast Wars. "If you thought Izanami was bad, you'll hate your next hosts." That one sentence from Izanagi brought dread as they awaited for their new hosts to arrive.
And with that chill in the air and silent pressure, they assumed they'd just arrived. As if to answer the unuttered question that was on everyone's lips, the speakers crackled to life and stated, "Please report to the Doomsday Theatre room immediately"
Slowly everyone left what they were previously doing to find out who their new hosts were.
The students were the first to arrive, with the heroes and villains coming in later. Once they came to the theatre they searched for where their hosts were but couldn't find any sign of them.
They questioned it until a sign blared red that said, 'Please be seated, the show is about to start.'
Doing as they were told, the second they entered their seats the lights all cut out causing some varying reactions.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"What's going on?!"
And various variations of those two sentences.
Music then played over the minor panic of the audience.
(PLAY 'WELCOME TO THE INTERNET' BY BO BURNHAM AND ALIOOF)
Bold means Male
Italics means Female
And Bold Italics means both
"Welcome to the internet!" Said an excitable and feminine voice as a light then shone down on her to reveal her in her full glory.
She was a woman that was about 5 '11 with long ivory hair that was braided in a viking's braid. Her piercing amethyst eyes looked at all of them as if to see everything at once. Her skin heavily contrasted with her eyes and hair, as they were of a caramel color. Next came her dress, which had every male at least blushing with the more perverse having full on nose bleeds. It was a purple cocktail dress that showed generous amounts of cleavage and ended at her mid-thighs. But a detail that most females in the group noticed, after they got over their jealousy, was the design of the dress. It was simple and looked like a typical cocktail dress, but there were carvings on it that resembled nordic runes and had to have some importance to the singer.
"Have a look around." Said a voice that could only be described as 'Masculine'. The light once again shone down to reveal the mystery singer.
It was a man that towered over everyone with his near 6 '7 frame and heavily intimidated them with his emerald green eyes and diamond hair that ended at the nape, and slicked back like it was held back by gel. His skin, as pale as a ghost with black acrylics painted onto his nails. And finally his suit. It was a simple black three piece suit that was both form fitting and stylish, but was also able to fight in intense situations. There was also the fact that the suit barely hid the tight muscles that were underneath it. The women appreciated the eye candy while the more mature were having some… sinful~ thoughts. It was actually Eri that noticed something about the suit's design. While the cocktail dress had a design that was similar to those of nordic runes, the suit had hints of Roman designs. Though she wouldn't know what those are.
"Anything that brain of yours, can think of can be found!" The woman continued as she moved to the audience with the male following along.
"We've got mountains of content! Some better, some worse…" The male sang as a screen came to life and showed a screenshot of helping blind kids when the male said better, and then a picture of the Youtuber named, Mini Ladd when sang the word worst.
The two then came together in the center of the stage and sang in unison, "If none of it's interest to you, you'd be the first." As they pointed to the audience in general.
"Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat!" As the stage suddenly became a restaurant that had all of the seating in a massive table.
"Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?" As a menu appeared in front of everyone that showed the pictures the woman was describing.
"There's no need to panic, this isn't a test!" As it then shifted to one of UA High's classrooms where there was a test in front of each of them before being taken by both the man and woman which was torn to pieces.
They both then laughed mockingly and said, "Just nod or shake your head or shake your head then we'll do the rest!"
It was then shifted to a non descript room with tables in front of them with two papers on the tables, "Welcome to the Internet! What would you prefer?"
The male then appeared and snapped his fingers twice, "Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?" As the papers flipped and showed Abraham Lincoln for civil rights and several words such as: The N word, the F word that ends with a 't' and has two 'g's, the D work that's used to describe lesbians and many more!
"Be happy! Be horny~! Be bursting with rage!" With the male expressing visual happiness, the female bending at the hip and slightly pulling on her dress and then ending with them simply pointing at Katsuki Bakugou which caused him to yell.
"We've got a million different ways to engage!" As several websites such as: Twitter, Tumblr, Twitch, Youtube and many, many more!
"Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside! Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died!" The two continued singing in unison and both held a tablet. One that held a tip for straining pasta, and the other held an actual news article about a nine year old dead. This caused some obvious grief among the audience but the new hosts didn't care and just continued on.
"We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports! And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all you guys fucking eachother!"
They dropped their tablets and then a screen manifests from somewhere and shows: a Doctor, movies like Transformers, The Dark Knight and Avengers, and a picture of children on flying brooms. And then it showed thousands of fan art regarding MHA. Ranging from All Might having a full on make-out session with Midoriya, to Shigaraki having sex with Eri. It flashed too fast for most to see all of them but they still saw some of the mentally scarring images. Thankfully, the hosts put blind folds on the children to prevent them from getting corrupted. Seeing the various horrific scenarios they all threw up. Yes, especially All For One because of his quirks. But, once more the Hosts didn't care for their audience's plight and horror and just continued on.
"Welcome to the Internet! Hold onto your socks cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock! They are grainy and off putting, he just sent you more! Don't act surprised you know you all like it you whores!"
The audience thought that they'd be given some reprieve but no! At once their phones lit up and showed various disgusting photos of dicks. Ranging from those that were just veiny to those that had cum crusted over the dicks. The worst part is, they, as in the audience, all got unique pictures of penises and they were all different. The children were once more spared from the sight and the words with their blindfolds and headsets. Once more, the floor collected their vomit before it was quickly cleaned up and left the floor absolutely spotless! But the show continued on!
"See a man beheaded, be offended, see a shrink. Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think. Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer! Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-."
Once more the screen lit up with several images of what the hosts were saying. From a scene in a movie of a man being beheaded by a guillotine, offensive jokes, a psychiatrist, several pictures of ALL of them as children, to each of them having specific thoughts at the exact date and time.
It then showed a picture of someone telling someone else something, a picture of a broom that's on sale and then a picture of the Pope reading a letter from someone called 'TheCrimsonFuckr'.
Next it showed a fat black man texting with a girl that was about 14 years old, then a normal zoom call and finally an x-ray showing a tumor in someone's brain.
Going for the kill, the hosts went on! "Here's a healthy breakfast option! You should kill your Dad! Here's why women never fuck you! Here's how you can build a bomb! Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz~! Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids."
The hosts themselves did the actions this time. The female going to Ashido with her tablet showing a picture of some beautiful omelets and the Male going to the Todoroki Siblings with an article about the benefits of killing their father as well as unique ways to go about it, Dabi was interested in it to say the least.
The female then teleports next to Mineta and shows him a why women will never fuck him and it's just and image of him that says, 'You.' Then the male goes next to Melissa and David and shows them how to build a nuclear bomb. They then went to the kids and showed them a buzzfeed website that asked 'Which Power Ranger are you?' and let the kids take their tablets to actually take the quiz despite not knowing what a Power Ranger is.
They went back to the stage and both simultaneously threw Jazz Hands to emphasize the Screen as it showed a conspiracy theory on how Obama was the cause for the immigrants to vaccinate everyone.
The lights darken once more but not enough to shut them off, as the spotlights once more focused on the pair, "Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything, all of the time. Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime! Anything and everything, all of the time! Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything, all of the time. Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime! Anything and everything, all of the time!"
The screen was then just flashing pictures of literally everything from every topic. Movies, games, music, anime, politics, you name it, the screen has flashed it at least once. The audience simply couldn't keep up with the images and started to get headaches. The screen suddenly cut off and shut down, with the lights following afterwards.
After a few seconds of silence, the keys of a piano were heard. And again the spotlights shone on the pair. This time in different clothing. The male changed from his black three piece suit, to a gray jacket, a white shirt and a black tie with a fedora. As well as beige pants and black dress shoes. The female wore a near exact replica of what the male is wearing with minor changes. A gray jacket with a white shirt and a black tie with a fedora. Adorning her dress, is a beige pencil skirt along with black 3 inch heels. The male was the one tickling the ivory keys while the female was there, sitting on top of the grand piano.
"You know, it wasn't always like this." The female spoke and the screen lit up once more.
"Some decades ago, way before your time. Right before the towers fell, circa '99. This was catalogues, travel blogs, a chat room or two."
The screen showed images of the internet in its absolute infancy. Decades old computers that looked more like Minecraft blocks than actual computers. It then showed simpler times. Where there were people just connecting with old friends they couldn't see in actual real life, pictures of catalogs that vary but are very useful and several blogs that documented someone's path as they traveled from country to country with adorning pictures.
The audience was still recovering from the mental overload but they got back to their metaphorical feet quickly and were in awe at how simple it was back then. Where no one had to worry about hacking. Where you could have a simple chat and it wouldn't be anything else. It was pleasant to say the least and the music made it even better. The Hosts heard all their thoughts and just smiled evilly at each other.
"We set our sights and spent our nights waiting~. For you, you. Insatiable you. Mommy let you use her I-Pad, you were barely two~."
The screen then showed a beautiful starry night before the screen showed a reflection of the audience in unison with the hosts gesturing with their hands at the general audience. Next the screen showed various pictures of everyone there with their respective mothers being given an electronic device at varying ages. This brought back some good memories of the audience's respective childhoods.
This included All For One and Shigaraki, who unlocked more memories of his past and saw his old family again, and how happy they were before Tenko found an adoration for heroes.
"And it did all the things we designed it to do~. Now look at you. Hoh~, heh. Look at you~. Youuuuu, youuuuu, unstoppable, watchable. The time is now, your inside's out. Honey, how you grew. And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do~."
More and more pictures of their personal childhoods brought tears of joy to their minds. When things were nothing about heroics or villainy and just about having the time of your life. It then showed a picture of everyone, including All For One, holding hands with the universal peace sign above. Showing that if they put aside their differences, the sheer leaps and bounds that the world will take, will skyrocket to improbable proportions. This made everyone in the audience look at eachother. It obviously wouldn't happen instantly, but the seeds of doubt and hope had been thoroughly buried in their minds. The most stubborn was Vlad but even he was starting to see the benefits of giving the villains at least a chance to redeem themselves before he decides their punishment.
This made the Hosts smile. Genuinely smile that their bit actually yielded something. It might not have made as much of an impact as Optimus Prime or Captain America, but they finally did something good and that was enough for them.
"It was always the plan. To put the world in your hands~."
Then, everyone was suddenly holding an exact copy of their current world. Each of them takes this very differently. The students and heroes were very gentle with it, and carefully watched it to make sure they didn't do anything stupid with it. All Might was the most gentle and caring of them all. The villains were varying. The ones that joined the League because of Stain, were similar to the students.
They weren't as gentle but they were careful nonetheless, Spinner was taking All Might's example and being as gentle as he could possibly be. Kurogiri was simply watching, not moving at all. Just watching the world as it slowly completed its daily rotation. Tenko was looking at the sheer beauty of the world.
And then All For One, saw the world in his hand, and crushed it. He didn't actually want to destroy the world, but that action reinforced his resolve to follow through with the plan he'd been sculpting for decades. He then looked at the hosts in hate at how much they were ruining his plan. The difference between Prime and Rogers, is that they were simply pictures. They were a simple idea, nothing more. But the hosts in front of him were real gods that were physical and could be interacted with, making them more influential to his minions than Prime or Rogers ever could.
The hosts mentally sighed in unison as they felt the glare. They knew they could fully change AFO's mind but they thought they could at least let the seeds do the work for them. However it was all for not and it was time to get to the good bit~.
The lights and music came to an abrupt halt. Then two spotlights for the final time, shone down on the pair. The pair had their backs to the audience. Their attire was once more different. They both had armor now. Armour that looked like they were made of dragon scales. The female was wearing viking styled dragonscale armor from a Frost Drake. One of the first dragons she'd ever slain. The shimmering Jade scales reflected the light beautifully. The male meanwhile, was wearing Greek styled dragon scale armor from a Hydra. One of the few dragons that gave him the honor of willingly giving him their egg. The dark obsidian absorbs the light like it was a black hole.
"Heh" A chuckle. "Hmh, hmh, hmh" Another one. And another, and another, and then more and more filled the silence they'd artificially created. It changed into laughter before evolving into full blown maniacal laughter as they faced the audience with their actual face. See, before, they'd been wearing masks that had the Kanji word for their respective genders. Now, they see their faces. And they were terrified.
The female had four scars. One that looked to be from a tiger, ran down from her forehead all the way to her chin. The second one, looked like it was from a knife, it ran from her top lip, and curved all the way to the back of her ear. The final one was the most haunting. Two sets of scars ran from the top of her eyes, to the bottom. But the haunting part was the fact they were still red. Unlike the other scars that'd been faded, these two were red, as if they were fresh. Accompany that with the sheer insanity in her eyes, and it made for a terrifying combo. They thought the Joker would be the most insane person they'd ever seen, but this woman blew the Joker right out of the water. And that smile. Oh, that smile. It was an ear to ear grin that screamed 'PREDATOR. RUN. SURVIVE'. It forced all of their animal instincts to go into overdrive to escape this monster.
But, it had nothing on the male. The male had only one scar. But that one scar, scared them to their very souls. He had no lips. All that was there were teeth and tear marks that showed evidence that whoever gave him that scar, had torn the lips from his face with their bare hands. Despite this, they could still see his smile. Though, it didn't quite give the same dread and feeling as the female's. It was still terrifying, but they didn't feel so weighed down and oppressed by an invisible force.
Being too shocked by seeing their true faces, the hosts continued on.
"Could I interest you in everything all of the time~? A little bit of everything all of the time~. Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime~."
The music then came back, but slower. More purposeful. And with each beat the Hosts came closer to the audience making an invisible presence, pressing down on the audience as they saw, not their hosts, but monsters in disguise.
Each word spoken by the hosts was slow and methodical.
Until the music suddenly took a massive spike and the atmosphere dissolved and was instantly replaced by the cheer of the lighter paced music.
"Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time! Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime!
Anything and Everything and
Anything and Everything and
Anything and Everything and
All of the time~"
The pace became faster and faster as the Hosts sang and once more the screen rapidly fired several images from basically everything.
Then the music cut and the lights returned to normal. Looking around, they were jared and dazed about what the hell just happened and went to the pair that had been singing and saw their new outfits.
The female went quite simple. A red t-shirt that had Deadpool winking at them. A pair of white shorts that ended at the knee and following that are fishnet stockings and ending it are white socks and a simple pair of black sneakers.
The male followed the female's example. A black t-shirt that had Wolverine with his claws out and snarling at the viewer with a comic bubble that said, "Grrr". A pair of blue ripped jeans that were held up by a black leather belt and ending with black socks and black boots.
They were both wearing masks again but not the ones they wore earlier. The female was wearing a black cloth face mask that had a very simplistic image of a cat with whiskers. While the male went with a red mask that covered his neck. (Basically a Carnage mask that's shaped like the mask Kakashi uses)
Silence emanated throughout the room as no one could even think of proper coherent sentences. So to break the silence the Male cleared his throat and simply said, "So… How was our performance?"
Thus all hell broke loose with hundreds of questions being spat like a minigun. As the audience were reacting and asking, the hosts turned from the audience to you, yes you, and said, "We'll be right back."
It faded as an arrow pointed to the left that said 'To be continued' with the song 'Roundabout' played.
Whoo! This one was a fun one! So, this was clearly inspired by the spin offs of Kiddo's fic that had MHA react to the MCU. I decided to take my own spin and choose something that had nothing serious in it at all! This fic will not have any major amounts of character development because it's just them reacting to songs. Speaking of! This is how each chapter will work. I will play 10 songs each chapter, each song has a theme being Fandom related. The first chapter will involve MHA songs like the Class 1-A Cypher by Rustage and the Deku rap by Nerdout. Basically, fan made songs based on each fandom. THe next chapter will be about Pokemon because I want it. The one after that will be about Jojo, and the next one after that will be up to you guys.
Speaking of. If you guys have suggestions for songs that involve specific fandoms please let me know so that I can watch and include them.
Here's the list of what I'm gonna make them watch so far.
MHA: Mighty by Rustage, All For One by Rustage, Deku by Nerdout, Class 1-A Cypher by Rustage, League of Villains Cypher by Rustage, Overhaul by Rustage, Ashes by Rustage, Deku Vs Naruto by Rustage and finally Bakugo Vs Vegeta by Rustage.
I'm sure you're seeing a pattern, but that's because I'm biased and also the reason I'm asking you guys for suggestions. The ones I listed are the only ones I know of. Next,
Pokemon: Pokemon Trainer Cypher by Cam Steady, Pokemon Champion Cypher by Cam Steady, Pokemon Villain Cypher by Cam Steady, Pokemon Legendary Cypher by Cam Steady, Dialga vs Palkia vs Giratina Rap Battle by Cam Steady, Giratina vs Arceus by Cam Steady, MEWTWO by Cam Steady, Distortion World by Cam Steady and lastly, God Complex by Cam Steady.
Second verse is the same as the first.
Jojo: Destiny by Rustage, Kono Dio Da by Rustage, Platinum by Rustage, Shining like Diamonds by Rustage, Pillar Men Cypher by None Like Joshua, Stardust Crusaders by None Like Joshua, Diamond is Unbreakable by None Like Joshua, Golden Wind by None Like Joshua, Jojo Villain Cypher by None Like Joshua and Joestar Cypher by None Like Joshua.
And that's all I have planned. Keep in mind, the 10 songs thing doesn't mean there's only one chapter for every 10 songs. If there's more songs that I missed, I'll add them as part 2. But there has to be a minimum of ten before I make another chapter. Or I'll just make a longer chapter, who knows?
That's it, see you all next time!