Well here I was! U.A! It's so big and shiny…
"It looks like an office building."
Cue a low One for All powered punch to the side of the head.
"Harder" I moan.
Deku and Kacchan oblige and I get to be part of a tree! I extricate myself and see my boys talking to Kirby, sorry I mean Uraraka. They seem to be explaining that I am in fact okay.
"Oh hi!" She says to me "I'm Ochaco Uraraka!"
"Heddo, legally I'm Reznya Midoriya, personally I prefer Satan Lucifer."
"Uhh…" she freezes with a funny expression.
"Dammit Gargoyle stop taunting Kirby and let's get inside!"
Nintendo still going strong, I've been playing so many new Zelda games. Also over three thousand Pokémon now. STILL NO BUG/DRAGON TYPE!
"Ignoring the angy, lil pomeranian…"
"FUCK YOU FREAK!"
"…let's go demolish this test!"
"WELCOME TO THE ENTRANCE EXAM EVERYONE SAY 'HEY!'" Present Mic shouted out.
I shoot to a stand and slam a foot on my desk and give my best, metal style "HHHHEEEEEYYYYYY!!!"
"ALRIGHT! THAT'S ONE WICKED SPIRIT LITTLE LISTENER!"
I smile and sit while Mic explained the test, cue Iida, blah blah, test, blah Deku, blah me.
"Right! Listen here Robocop!" I stand and point at Iida "One! Don't interrupt Presentation Micheal! He's probably about to explain already! Two! Leave my brother alone! The nerd ain't bothering anyone but you! Three! It's called 'Call-and-Response' Mic literally asked for a call back! So sit down and shut up!" Oh hey Cursed Speech popped up.
Iida sat down and I smirked…odd why hasn't Present-oh right cursed speech."
"Continue to present Mic" I'll have to learn to switch this off quickly.
"THANKS LITTLE LISTENER!" And thus Zero-Pointer explanation and off we go to our battle zones. Looking around I didn't recognise anyone immediately but it was a big crowd.
"STA-" Sonido! "-RT!"
I started blasting, bala for this bot, bala for that bot "hehehahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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In the teachers booth…
"What the hell is this kid?"
"Satan."
Everyone turned and stared at Skel Mights fearful proclamation.
"Not it" Vlad king spoke quickly.
"Not i-FUCK!"
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Back to the destruction…
"Wow they made these realistic" I said to a random other student I was walking past "they even run in fear!"
I grabbed the loose wires and dragged the bot back as it made a sound that sounded like a scream.
"Sorry about this" I clapped my hands together "but I need the practice" the mechanical scream distorts almost as much as the bot does "well that went well" I turned and looked at the other student but they had fainted for some reason. Medical bots came to get them but stopped when they saw me.
I smiled.
They shook.
I kept smiling.
They grabbed the student and bolted.
"Mmmm, good."
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"Please no" Aizawa muttered desperately.
"Sorry Eraser but Vlad said not it" Nezu smiled back at him.
"That never mattered to you before!"
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Since I had blasted so many bots I decided to be a gracious overlord and help the other students…I swear it's not just for rescue points…seriously……that's the bonus!
"Thanks for the help!" Oh hey it's Ojiro.
The ground shook and a shadow fell over us. Oh hey it's the zero pointer.
"You might wanna step back" I grin and start walking towards the zero pointer.
"What are you doing?!" Ojiro shouted at me "it's too dangerous!"
I stop and turn face him, he flinches at my grin "I said step back" he turns and runs as the surrounding rubble fuse into me. Smash left building, more rubble. Smash right building, more rubble.
It looking kinda funny, having a giant robot look up at me in shock. My giant stone hands grab its arms and rip them off…I may have one or two issues…I'm sure I'm working through them healthily.
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"Nezu please."
"Suck it Eraser tea is better than coffee."
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As I was casually beating the zero pointer with its own arms I heard a scream. I saw a student stuck behind some white wall he made as a water tower fell towards him I had the construct fling its arm outwards as I shot out the end. I broke through the wall and pushed the student aside as the water tower fell on me……Oh hey…I've appear to be impaled…the that boys wall is salt…salt water, no hormone based healing for me…goddamnit I was hoping to put this off, I bring my hands together then touch myself.
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"Well well, aren't you in trouble."
"…Truth…"
"You know my name, I'll assume you know the cost as well."
I manage to smirk as I make an orb of cursed energy in my hand "How about something new to study?" I offer weakly.
"Curious."
"A sample only, if I come back I'll give you some more."
"Heheheh, agreed."
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I gasp as I awaken and sit up then I pause. Flesh legs. Flesh arm. But I can to I'm different, where did the metal and wire g-oh. I'm biomechanical now. Interesting. I stand and stretch, this new limbs feel tingly, welp there's Mic announcing the end of the test.
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Congratulations!
For defeating the Zero Point have gained 5 skill points!
Congratulations!
For meeting Truth and bargaining the best deal you could you gain 2 INT and CHA!
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Oh hey, I'm getting even better, let's just hope I don't embarrass Deku and Kacchan too badly with my score.