[Cuts to Jessie entering New York at night]
JESSIE: Wow. [She looks everywhere] Oh yeah, eyes on the windshield. I don't want that to happen again. [She puts her eyes on the windshield]
[Cuts to Jessie at her apartment; she turns into the parking lot]
JESSIE: How long have the moving guys been here? [She gets out of her car and goes into the front building]
SARAH: Are you the girl who purchased that new apartment with us?
JESSIE: [Slowly] Yes. [Shakes her head] I hope so.
SARAH: And your name?
JESSIE: Jessie.
SARAH: And your last name?
JESSIE: Anderson.
SARAH: And your middle name?
JESSIE: Joy.
SARAH: And how financially stable you are according to Wikipedia.
JESSIE: I don't have my own Wikipedia page. [Checks her phone] Who put a Wikipedia page under my name? [Shows Sarah]
SARAH: My manager did.
JESSIE: What the hell?
SARAH: He says your personality will get you famous. [Jessie rolls her eyes]
JESSIE: Are the moving guys here?
SARAH: Your new room number is 3101. [Exaggerated] You should know where that is.
JESSIE: Are the moving guys here?
SARAH: Yeah. [The moving guys crash into the front of the building] Mitch! [Mitch comes out of his office]
MITCH: Not again.
JESSIE: I hope none of my stuff is ruined. [The moving guys get out of their truck]
KAREN: Oh my god! My house is ruined!
SARAH: There goes Karen.
JESSIE: Who's Karen?
MITCH: The most annoying resident here.
KAREN: I heard that!
SARAH: She'll cut you like a knife.
MITCH: Only if the gift becomes a fire.
JESSIE: Have you both [points at Sarah and Mitch] never watched Flashdance before?
SARAH: No what's that?
JESSIE: I'm getting my stuff. [She gets some stuff from the moving truck along with the moving guys]
[Cuts to her apartment with everything in a mess]
JESSIE: I'll get this over eventually.
MOVING GUY 1: Well, we have to leave. We have another person from Alabama that called us for this exact apartment complex.
JESSIE: What do you mean?
MOVING GUY 2: We can't give any details.
MOVING GUY 1: Bye, we want to leave. [They open the door and leave]
JESSIE: I'll just move everything.
[Cuts to Jessie, Sarah, and Mitch talking; Mitch is on his phone]
JESSIE: I need a job.
MITCH: Just work at the bar.
JESSIE: But why?
MITCH: I don't know.
SARAH: [Turns to Mitch] Just ignore him Jessie.
MITCH: I just got some people to repair the front. Now I want a drink.
JESSIE: Is this my training?
SARAH: [Comes from the front desk and grabs Jessie's arm] Let's go talk to Karen.
JESSIE: No!
SARAH: Trust me, you'll be safe.
JESSIE: Without her around.
SARAH: You're very accurate Jessie. [They get into the elevator]
JESSIE: And why didn't we use the stairs?
SARAH: So we never got to talk about this, what's your passion Jessie?
JESSIE: I like singing, and I can play the guitar. And piano.
SARAH: You must of taken a bunch of lessons.
JESSIE: Yeah. [The elevator door opens and they go to Room 2101 straight across from them]
SARAH: [Whispers in Jessie's ear loudly] Beware of the middle aged Karen.
JESSIE: [Whispers in Sarah's ear loudly] I have a suit of armor in my car. [They both laugh; Sarah knocks on Karen's door]
KAREN: [Screams] Don't come in my damn house!
SARAH: Ms. Karen, I found a man from jail!
KAREN: [Opens the door] You two may come in. [She shuts the door] So where's the man?
SARAH: That was an excuse.
JESSIE: Because I live upstairs from you. And I want to meet you.
KAREN: So you brought persuasion?
JESSIE: Of course not. I'm new to here.
KAREN: Go to bed little girl, it's ten at night.
JESSIE: Then why were you awake?
KAREN: Because [exaggerated] somebody crashed under me.
JESSIE: That wasn't me.
SARAH: That was the mover people.
KAREN: So it's still her fault.
SARAH: No Ms. Karen, it's not her fault.
JESSIE: [Opens the door] And I'm twenty-two.
SARAH: Bye Ms. Karen. [Flips them both off; it's covered by a blur]
JESSIE: I've seen worse. [Karen shuts the door]
SARAH: What do you mean you've seen worse?
JESSIE: I walked in on it when I was nine. [Sarah's expression dropped] I think that's how I have a little brother.
SARAH: You have to be kidding me. [Sarah chuckles]
JESSIE: I never said that. [They go up the elevator] Can you help me move some stuff? The movers guy plopped everything into one spot.
SARAH: Why wouldn't I? Also, I have a secret.
JESSIE: What comes in my room doesn't come out my room. [Pauses] Except for loud noises.
SARAH: [Jessie opens the door] Oh my god.
JESSIE: It's a mess. [They shut the door] I've done a few things so far but that's all the time I've had not talking to you.
SARAH: Ms. Karen is my aunt.
JESSIE: Then why don't you call her Aunt Karen?
SARAH: Because she gets me in trouble because I call her that.
JESSIE: Aunt Karen?
SARAH: If I call her Aunt Karen she puts on a show, a hissy fit.
JESSIE: Let's get this organized.
SARAH: I actually live in Room 3103, and Mitch has his own special room.
[Cuts to it all organized]
JESSIE: We did a good job.
SARAH: And it's midnight.
JESSIE: And I haven't taken a shower.
SARAH: We can both do it in the morning.
JESSIE: And I have bar training?
SARAH: Ignore Mitch, I and another guy who barely shows up does front desk. We're kind of short staffed.
JESSIE: I could work morning shifts.
SARAH: Now that I realize, the guy hasn't showed up yet. [Sarah's phone starts ringing] It's Mitch.
MITCH: I just hired another guy!
SARAH: I think I found the perfect opportunity. We have too many bartenders.
MITCH: That's what they're called.
SARAH: I think Jessie could work front desk. And Mitch, you told me that your experienced in being a drummer. Maybe me, Jessie, and you could start a band. [Jessie looks concerned]
MITCH: That'll boost people and women who like me. Agreed! [Pauses] But what instrument are you good at Sarah?
SARAH: I always talk about playing guitar!
JESSIE: Then who would be keyboard?
MITCH: Did somebody say money?
SARAH: [Screams deep] No!
MITCH: Well I'm going to bed.
[Cuts to Mitch in his rubber duck pajamas]
MITCH: I love this job. [He hangs up on Sarah]
[Cuts to Jessie and Sarah laughing; the scene ends]