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Chapter XXVI: The Golden Years.

Last Time.

"Stoppable, I'm not really a janitor," Joe said to him before turning to Kim. "Ms. Possible, farewell."

"Yeah, later." She waved as he left. "I actually think I'm going to miss him." She said as Naruto crossed his arms before Ron spoke.

"Me, too."

Suddenly, the door opens, having them turn to it. "Joe?"

"I am Ludwig."

A tall, muscular man said in a Bavarian accent with a smile. He's wearing green coveralls, has fair skin, blonde hair in a flattop, and a gap in his teeth.

"You must be the new janitor. Welcome to Middleton High. I'm Kim Possible."

"Ach! Miss Possible, it is excellent that I have found you fast." He said, shaking her hand before leaning in to whisper. "I am a Bavarian spy on a top-secret mission."

"Really? Great! Here we go." She sighed.

Now.

Florida.

Outside a retirement community, a red van pulling an enclosed trailer stopped outside one of the houses. The passenger door opened, and Ann got out in a blue T-shirt, dark blue shorts, and white shoes.

"And here we are. Not such a bad ride."

"No. Those last 16 hours just flew by."

Kim sighed as she pulled the earplugs out of her ears. She's now wearing a light pink crop top with a dark pink heart, a pair of pink jean-style pants, and white shoes.

"Well, that's what happens when you're traveling at the speed of fun. Naruto, thanks for coming all the way down here to help us move Kim's grandma into her new home." James said, pulling the luggage out, wearing a polo shirt with khaki shorts and white shoes.

Naruto got out wearing a white T-shirt and faded blue jeans with black sneakers. "Ah, no, problem, Mr. Dr. Possible. Hiro and I are happy to be here in the Sunshine State." Hiro got out panting due to the heat.

"Only because you've never actually met my Nana," Kim grumbled at her boyfriend.

Ann looks back at her daughter. "Kim, Nana loves you."

"I know, I know. She's just got this weird overprotective thing."

Naruto shrugs at that. "Overprotective? Kim, that's, like, standard grandmothering procedure."

"But my Nana has a way of taking it to a truly critical level."

Naruto raised an eyebrow at her. "Critical? Critical like how?

"Kimberly Ann Possible!"

They turned to see an elderly woman holding a sweater approaching them. She has green eyes, a large aquiline nose, silver-grey hair, and a slight slouch. She's wearing an orange house coat over a purple dress and slippers.

"You can't walk around with your belly button picking out like that. This is Florida, dear, not Las Vegas." She put the sweater on Kim and then pulled her inside

"OK. Critical like that." Naruto blinked as he saw Hiro fall onto the grass under a tree.

They all then walked inside and saw elderly people playing various games and activities.

"Oh, Mr. Simmons, this is my boy and his family," Nana said to a man on a scooter.

"No time! I'm in training." He said, going by them as they all walked to the shuffleboard area.

"Mr. Stanley is the king of shuffleboard."

"How do?" The man who was playing against a woman nodded at them.

"And Mrs. Greenfield is the queen of knitting."

Greenfield then tugged at Kim's sweater as the teen's face was red from the heat. "I made this sweater."

"Thank you. Wool is so comfy…" Kim gritted out before sighing. "When it's 98 degrees."

"Now, who wants Nana's famous lemon squares?" Nana asks them as the twins both raise a hand.

"I do!/I do!"

As they got in, Kim and Naruto went to her room as she was scratching. "OK. I'm gonna get a heat rash! Aaaagh!" She screamed, pulling the sweater off and having her hair frizz.

Naruto then opened the blinds to the large windows and blinked at the women in very small bikinis walking by, and sighed. "(Sigh) My first spring break and I'm dating… Such a shame-!" He stopped as Kim reached over and twisted his arm. "OK, OK!"

"Reality paging Naruto. Spring break is all college students."

"I'm OK with older women-!" She twisted his arm again before he spun them and had her back against the glass, having her squirm as the cool surface touched her back. He leaned to kiss her as she wrapped her arms around his neck, before he pulled back. "Did ya bring a nice bikini?"

Before she could answer, Nana spoke up.

"Present time, kids!"

Kim sighed and walked out as she saw her grandmother handing her brothers each a stack of vinyl records. "For Jim and Tim, the gift of music."

"Wow, vinyl!"

"I've heard about these, but I've never actually seen one before."

"Let's rip 'em into MP3 files," Tim said before they ran off.

"Such clever boys. And for you, Kimberly Ann, some lovely sundresses."

Kim chuckled nervously as she walked back into her room. "Nana, I'm not really a sun-dresser when I'm on a mission."

"Oh, Kimberly Ann, you haven't gotten through this phase yet?" Nana asked as she placed the dresses on a chair, as Kim laid down on the bed on her side, resting her arm on her hip.

"Phase?"

"Oh, these missions of yours. Hip-hopping all over the world on school nights in those baggy boy's pants."

"So not! Just last week, I foiled this super freak that tried to flood Canada with a weather machine.

Nana reached for her ear and turned off her hearing aid as she walked out and to her room. "That's nice, dear."

"Nice? The population of Saskatchewan thought it was a little better than nice." Kim followed her out to the living room as her father was sitting, reading the paper.

"She didn't even hear you, Kimmie. I think she turned down her hearing aid. She does that."

Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!

"Go, Wade," Kim answers her Kimmunicator.

"I'm picking up a strange high-frequency broadcast over the Florida coastline. But I can't pinpoint an origin or purpose for the signal."

"Naruto and I are checking it out."

Down the road, Shego, in an ice cream worker uniform, sighed as she and Drakken were in an ice cream truck and he was selling to the kids before going to a console and hitting buttons. "You realize this is a waste of my many talents, right?"

"Patience, Shego. Once I beam my obedience signal into the MP3 players of these unsuspecting spring breakers..."

"You will transform them into your own mind-controlled private army, I know, I know. You know, it always sounds so foolproof for this stage, and yet…"

Drakken then came up smiling as he sat in the passenger's seat. "You know, I never realized a single truck operation like this could be so profitable." He said before leaning out the window. "Yes, children, enjoy!" Shego drove off as he came back in and looked at her. "Remind me to order more snow bank bars. On a steamy day like this, those things really move."

Back with Kim, she was walking with Naruto, now wearing a purple hat, her hair in a ponytail, and wearing a purple crop top and shorts, looking at her Kimmunicator as Naruto, wearing a black cap, nodded to the woman who was scratching Hiro's ears as he held his pet.

"The signal is scrambled. I'm having trouble locking it down… Naruto, you're such a froob!" She said, looking up to see Naruto and the women.

Naruto shrugged at that. "I can't help it if my pet's cute, Kim. You have to blame Hiro."

He holds his pet up to her, and Kim swore she saw a halo over the fox before he licked her nose. "No fair."

"Damn right!" Naruto smiled with his eyes closed, missing his girlfriend, who raised her arm.

"Look out!"

He was hit in the side of the head by a volleyball, forcing him to the ground as Hiro blinked while staying in the air for a moment before landing on Naruto's stomach. "Language, Naruto!"

Later, as Kim was walking, Naruto took Hiro to a dog park to do his business, and she found the signal coming from an ice cream truck. "Hmm. Gotta lock. Huh?" She blinked, seeing Drakken selling ice cream.

"Three polar-ice missiles coming right up."

"Kim Possible!"

Drakken sputtered as Shego yelled and saw the teen heroine. "Waah-hah!"

Kim had skates come up on her shoes as her hat became a helmet, and she gave chase. Only for Nana to get in her way and crash into a hammock. "Stop this whooshing around this instant before you get hurt."

"Nana, you let them get away."

Later that night, Kim was talking to her grandmother. "I was only making certain that you weren't hurt, dear. I mean, aren't there people who are trained to handle those hooligans?

"Yes, me! I handle hooligans all the time. It's what I do."

"I know, dear, you're a teen. It's natural to want to rebel." Nana says as Kim blinked with her hands on her hips.

"I am not rebelling. I'm the opposite of rebelling."

"Well, I'm off to bed. Night, Kimberly Ann."

Kim sighed and fell on the couch. "Night, Nana."

James then walked inside the room. "I know how Nana can be, Kimmie, but she means well."

"She's just so, so... old. It's like she's from another planet or something."

"You know, I might take your mind off things. A good game of strategories!" He held up the board game as Jim and Tim appeared behind him.

"Strategories! Score!"

Kim sighed before smiling. "I call the race car."

Swamp.

At an alligator farm that's perched high above the swamp, alligators swarmed under the viewing deck that's inside as Drakken was at a computer.

"Now that my signal has infected every MP3 player within 100 miles. I shall activate the mind control and summon my army of spring-breaking teens!"

Shego, who was filing her nails, didn't look up as she spoke. "Let me guess, that's just the beginning. You will then..."

"Up! Up! Shut!" Drakken yells as he looks back at her. "I will then launch a satellite that will create a worldwide population of teen zombies! And with them, I shall take over the world!" He finishes with a laugh before blinking. "Shego, remind me to order more fruity lickies, as well."

"You're workin' with high confidence here, Dr. D," She said, standing

"Trust me, Shego; this plan is totally off the heezy."

Shego raised an eyebrow at that. "Beg pardon?"

Drakken turned and showed he was holding a teen slang book. "Off the hook, it's raw, token, chilly, poppin', tight, mint!" She just stared at him, having the villain deadpan at her. "It's very, very good, alright?! Look, I need to beef up on my teen language skills if I'm going to kick it with my new army."

Shego sighed as she placed her hands on her hips. "You are so hip."

"Word! Now let's get this party started old school, yo!" He hit a button while laughing.

Later, the two were waiting when Shego sighed. "Huh! Shouldn't Generation Y be here by now?"

"What's taking them so long?!"

Shego smiles at that. "Maybe your plan wasn't quite as 'off the heezy' as you thought."

"Shut...!" He said before looking at the radar. "I'm picking up movement. They're coming." He ran and opened the door to reveal senior citizens. "Behold my army of youth! Hmm? Who are you?" He asked before Nana Possible stopped by him.

"Your army, reporting for duty."

Shego laughed at that. "This? This is your army of youth? I think you missed by about 50 years, doc." She says, crossing her arms under her bust.

Drakken ran back to the computer and quickly typed. "The signals must not have been properly tuned into the MP3 frequency! But, then, what am I tapping into?"

Shego went to Stanley and pulled his hearing aid, having him blink. "What say?"

"Well done. Tapped into the hearing-aid frequency, Dr. D." She says putting the device back in his ear.

"What am I supposed to do with an army of retired people?! Ooh, lemon squares!" Drakken stops and takes one to eat.

"You could have them buy you discount tickets for the movies."

"Mmm! Ahh! These lemon squares are scrumpily-iscious! You know what? They're here, they're zombies, er, we might as well see what we can do with them. OK, follow me!"

Morning, Nana's House.

"Kim, go wake Nana, so we can go out to breakfast."

Ann said to Kim, who walked into the kitchen yawning in her pajamas.

"Can do." She walked down the hall and noticed muddy footprints leading into Nana's room. "Hmm?" She then walked up and knocked on the door. "Nana, we're going to breakfast. It's a buffet. Nana?" Nana walked out in a robe, wires around her, and had a large motherboard drop, having Kim pick it up. "What...?"

"Oh, is that the remote for the TV? Silly me." Nana said before walking down, having a keyboard bounce after her as a cord tied it to her foot.

Later, the group is at a restaurant eating breakfast as Naruto drops a strip of bacon for Hiro to eat.

Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!

"What you got, Wade?" Kim asked as she brought her Kimmunicator up.

"A bunch of high-tech robberies last night. All in your area."

Later, the three in their mission clothes looked at one of the robbery sites, and Naruto looked at the keypad with knitting needles in it. "What are those?"

"Knitting needles? Hmm?" Naruto crouched down and saw yellow crumbs on the floor, having Kim follow and put them in a plastic bag. "I don't know what it is, but we'll take some and get it analyzed."

Drakken's Hideout.

"You're still planning to go through with your plan?"

Shego asks Drakken as he is working on a device. "Why not?! Anyone could use an army of teens to take over the world. It takes a true visionary to do it with an army of senior citizens. I dare say my plan is more off the heezy than ever before!"

Shego rolled her eyes at that. "If you say so."

Drakken then walked and put a card in the computer, and smiled as it turned on, showing the device. "It works! It works! Now we just need to complete the launch pad. Shego, my mature-zombie army still has much to offer, and there's no substitute for wisdom and experience. Life begins at 65, you know?"

"Where are you getting this stuff anyway?" She asked before being handed brochures.

"Read these brochures, Shego. They'll rock your world."

Beach.

Naruto walked down the sidewalk with Hiro on a leash with a black harness, nodding to two bikini-clad women who passed him.

Over at Nana Possibles, Kim, in her purple top and shorts, was scanning the crumbs.

"Wade, see if you can analyze this evidence."

"Kimberly Ann, I'm very disappointed that you haven't taken my advice. If you're looking for excitement, why not ballroom dancing?" Nana asked, taking lemon squares out of the oven before she dropped them, startling Kim, who looked back.

"Huh?"

"I'm going out for some air." She said and walked out, leaving the door open.

Kim picked up a square and looked back before canceling the scan, having Wade come up. "Hey, the scan wasn't complete!"

"Never mind, Wade. I know what it is. This is so wrong." She changed into her mission wear and walked out to see her grandmother and most of the other senior citizens getting on jet skis. She got on one and followed them to a gator farm before putting on goggles and looking at the building. "Wade, got anything on an old deserted 'gator farm?"

"Checking."

Kim zoomed in and saw Drakken at the door. "Drakken? My Nana and Drakken? OK, we're over the weird limit here." She said before turning and was caught by two senior citizens dropping her Kimmunicator. "Hey! Wait!" She sighed as she was wrapped in yarn. "Way over the weird limit."

She was then taken inside as Wade came up on the screen of the Kimmunicator. "Kim? Kim? Kim?! I'm switching to remote manual control." Wheels came up on the bottom of the device ,and Wade went to the river, having the Kimmunicator turn into an airboat. "Gotcha!"

Inside, Kim was dangling over the hole in the floor where gators came under as Drakken smiled. "Well done, oldsters. Feeding time, Kim Possible. They came with the lair. Isn't that great?" He asks as Wade sees them.

Naruto.

Naruto got out of the pool by the beach as a DJ played, having several of the college girls check him out before his watch beeped.

"Naruto!"

"Wade? What's wrong?" Naruto asked as he saw Wade on his watch screen.

"Drakken's got Kim at a gator farm just north of Chez Leisure."

"I'm on it, Wade," Naruto said as he looked at the large group of spring breakers.

Drakken's Lair.

"Poor Kim Possible. Too bad you won't be around to see me control the minds of the world's elderly population. Which, by the way, is growing at 10 percent each year?"

Drakken smiles as she sighs. "Well, mystery signal solved."

Drakken nods and continues. "Indeed. We had a rough patch at the get-go, but I'm quite pleased with how it's worked out. The rocket to carry my satellite into orbit is ready. A little something I borrowed from The Cape." A rocket came up beside the building. "Five minutes to launch!"

"Agh! Nana, it's me, Kim. Kimberly Ann. Er, don't you wanna, you know, er, lecture me or something?" Kim said as Drakken stopped and blinked.

"Wait! That's Kim Possible's Nana? Oh! Oh! It's a zip-a-dee-doo-dah day! You know, you should get that lemon square recipe from her. They're to "die for". Anyhoo, Shego, feed the 'gators!" Kim freed herself, jumped off an alligator, and jumped over the railing as Shego got in a stance before Drakken spoke up. "No, Shego! This is a family matter. Nana, destroy little Kimberly Ann Possible!"

Kim blinks at that. "That's really low! You know I can't hit my own grandmother."

"Oh, don't worry, she'll be hitting you." Drakken smiles as she scoffs.

"As if," Kim said, walking over as Drakken handed Kim multiple papers showing her grandmother was a warrior monk when she was younger.

"When your Nana was your age, she trained with the Shaolin monks to perfect the ancient art of Peng Lang Chuang kung fu.

"Hold up. Are you telling me that Nana, my Nana, is some kind of-Oof!" She said only for Nana to kick her into boxes, breaking them before Kim got up and stared in disbelief.

"She then became a top aviatrix and was the first woman to successfully complete the Navy's underwater demolition training program."

"Nana?!" Kim blinks at that.

"You really don't know very much about her, do you?" Drakken asks as Nana starts fighting Kim. "Your Nana is a bad grandmother-"

"Shut your mouth!"

Drakken just smiled at that. "I'm just talking about Nana." As they fought, Kim jumped back and used her grapple and hit the switch on the console, turning the mind control off. "No! The mind-control signal!"

Nana blinked as she looked at Kim. "Oh. Where...? Where are we? What am I doing here? Kimberly?"

"I'll explain it all to you later, Nana. We're in the evil lair of Dr. Drakken." Kim explained to her.

"Evil lair? You haven't gone and gotten yourself in some kind of danger, have you, dear? Nana asks before Shego has her hands light up.

"Oh, she's in danger, alright."

Nana got into a stance at that. "You'll have to go through me first."

"You'll have to go through all of us, missy!"

The other senior citizens came up at that as Shego scoffed. "Yah! Yaah-Oof!" She was tripped with a shuffleboard disk as Drakken backed up.

"Can't we talk this over? Not in the face! Shego!" Shego pulled him to the console just as the place was flooded with Spring Breakers as well as Naruto.

"Let's get it jumpin' in here, y'all! Oh, yeah! Naruto Uzumaki in the house!"

They destroyed the rocket as the senior citizens started to party as well, while Drakken and Shego escaped. "Nana Possible, you think your lemon squares are all that, but they're not!"

Later, Kim was training with her Nana at the center. "Come on, Kimberly Ann, get your head in the game."

Kim, who got knocked down, got back up as her parents came up in the van and trailer. "Huh! Nice moves, Nana. How about two outta three?"

"Time to hit the highway, Kim."

Nana then hugged Kim before speaking. "Oh, thank you for rescuing us, dear. I am so proud of you!"

"Not as proud as I am of you, Nana."

Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!

"Wade, what's the sitch?"

"A group of giant mutant spiders is threatening a village in Guam." The genius said as Naruto and Hiro got out of the vehicle.

"Saddle up, boys, we're off. Bye, I'll catch you guys back home." She said before Nana walked up to her.

"If you're going to Guam, you need to wear extra sunscreen. I was stationed there in '62."

To Be Continued.

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