Part 1: The Battle
(Magia Baiser sits on Marie Ange's throne inside the Giant-Man skull, twirling a Glitter Charm between her purple fingernails.
Leopard sits pouting in another comfortable chair, throwing her hands in the air angrily)
Leopard:AWWWWWGH! How could those bitches get away?! I wanted to see how many bullets I could put into them before they bled out...
Loco Musica:HUH? Do you think of nothing but torturing people, Leo-Chan...?
Leopard:Baiser-Chan! Can I hunt them down and kill them?!
(Leopard hums enthusiastically, steam coming out of her nose. However, Magia Baiser continues staring at the Glitter Charm)
Leopard:Baiser-Chan... you look sad... want some titty?!
(While Leopard fawns over Magia Baiser, Leberblume simply plays on her damaged Nintendo Switch)
Leberblume:She's probably sad because hertoysgot away...
Oh dammit... blue shell!
Leopard:DON'T TALK DOWN BAISER-CHAN! DO WE HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT SHE'S IN CHARGE?!
Leberblume:I ONLY LET YOU WIN ONCE, BITCH!
Nun woman:Please don't fight...(sniffle, sniffle)it makes me so sad...!
(Magia Baiser still doesn't react and continues to look at the Glitter Charm as the two green-themed villainesses' trade insults. But her eyes flick upwards when the astronaut enters the throne room, his visor lifting to reveal a robotic face with angry glowing green eyes)
Eternal Voyager:Mistress... we found them...
(Magia Baiser finally reacts, putting her leg down and sitting up. Her frown turning into an evil smile)
Leopard:Hell yeah! Let's go fuck them up!
Eternal Voyager:Shall I prepare the troops?
Magia Baiser:Hehehe~ get the crew ready at once. Well, Leo-Chan... looks like you won't have to hunt them down after all...
Leopard:YIPPEE! Killing time!
Eternal Voyager:Right away, mistress...
(Eternal Voyager closes his visor and walks away)
Magia Baiser:Don't worry, Pretty Cure... you'll be mine soon enough...
(Magia Baiser blushes heavily and laughs sadistically... licking her lips.
The Pretty Cure had walked to the residential area and into the restaurant, surprised to see it decently populated. And to their relief, a gang inside simply glanced at the Cures then resumed what they were doing.
The Cures exhaustedly sit in a booth next to a window, while Himari pulled up a chair and rested her chin on the table)
Hana:(sighs)I'm glad... we can finally sit... without being hunted...
Aoi:Haaahhh... but I'm surprised there are people here... that aren't as bad as Lily-Chan said...
Ciel:Je me demande...if they actually sell food here... this fast-food restaurant looks like it hasn't been used in years...
(Hana shrinks in her seat into a funny blob)
Hana:I hope they do... I'm starving!
Girl:You should try the stroganoff...
(The Cures look at a girl sitting at a table next to a few other people... the people around her mostly wore makeshift spiked shoulder pads and armor. While the women wore cloaks or drapes over their worn-out clothes.
The girl had silver curly hair and ice-blue eyes. She wears a blue headband, a blue coat, a dark blue dress and a partially shredded poncho)
Girl:I'm Azure Na... you girls must be new here.
Ichika:Y-Yeah... we just escaped a crazy girl... I-I think she wanted to...
Scrapper:Rape you?
Lala:Y-Yeah-lun...
(The Cures blushed, but the scrapper turned around. He wore a metal biker helmet with spikes and a green stripe. He also wore a black leather jacket)
X-Lord:Don't be embarrassed, kid... Magia Baiser does that to every Magical Girl. If you're one of us... you just get killed violently by her goon 'friends'.
Azure Na:I should know... s-she took my friends...
(Hana could see the sadness on her face, but she still smiled sympathetically)
Hana:I'm sorry... she... killed our friends too.
Azure Na:I'm sorry for your loss...
(After some silence, the Cures' stomachs growl and they all sink into their seats)
Lala:I'm hungry-lun...
Ciel:Oui.Didn't Azure-Chan say there's stroganoff?
X-Lord:Yes! Lacey makes the best beef stroganoff in The Void.
Aoi:Lacey?
X-Lord:We all come on Tuesday... or at least we think it's Tuesday... either way, she makes the best food in The Void.
Ciel:Tres Bien!We'll take some then.
Azure Na:Just make sure you pay... otherwise... well...
Lala:Pay with what-lun?
Azure Na:She accepts ammunition and small weapons. If you give her any other weapon, she'll throw in an extra plate.
Lala:What happens if you don't pay-lun...?
(The gang remain quiet just as a girl approached the Cures. She wore a damaged white chef coat and had messy shoulder-length teal hair, small twintails, and four hairclips. She had a friendly face... but had wide eyes and bags, as if she hadn't slept in days)
Lacey:Welcome, welcome! I'm Lacey! What can I get for you?! I have my special, soup, water, meat pies, and The Void's specialty... Slurp Juice!
Hana:U-Um... w-we'll take whatever you recommend, please...
(Lacey retreats into the kitchen, and returns with ten plates of beef stroganoff and then brings out ten glasses of glowing greenish-blue liquid)
Lacey:Enjoy! Hehe!
(Lacey goes back into the kitchen, humming cheerfully. While their food does look good, the Cures are unsure of the suspicious way it looks.
They turn to X-Lord, who's shoveling the food through the holes of his helmet)
Hana:W-Where did... Lacey-Chan get the meat...?
X-Lord:Eh. Don't ask.
(The Cures, now more concerned with the dish's contents, decided to not eat it. When Lacey came back, the Cures verbally expressed their concerns)
Himari:T-T-Thank you... b-but we'll just take... t-the soup, please...
Lacey:Of course! Let me get you some soup instead!
(Lacey takes their plates and retreats into the kitchen, coming back shortly with bowls of watery red liquid.
Himari nervously takes a spoonful... and her face lights up)
Himari:I-It's just tomato soup... i-it's a little watery though...
(The Cures sigh with relief and start eating a little greedily)
Aoi:Oh... it's nice to finally have some food!
Ciel:Parfait!Even if it's a little watery...
Hugtan:Hagyuu!
(Hana feeds Hugtan the rest of her soup as the Cures finish theirs. The girls lay back in exhaustion after the long, stressful day)
Aoi:I'm glad I can just... lay back for a little bit... today's been one hell of a day.
Ichika:I hope we don't come across that Magia Baiser again... w-whatever she did to Magical Girls... I feel so sorry for them...
(Hana mindlessly opens the purple lid to her glass of Slurp Juice)
Hana:I never thought I'd say this, but... I'm glad I'm not her friend.(Slurp)
(Hana's cheeks puff out as she nearly spits out the juice but manages to swallow the concoction)
Hana:UGHHH!(Blows raspberry)What is this stuff...? That tasted like lemon soda mixed with cleaning supplies...! B-But... I... I kinda want... more...
(Hana loudly chugs down the glass, definitely not caring about who the liquid is splashing on)
Hikaru:H-Hana-Chan...! B-Be careful when-
(Hana gasps as she finishes her glass, her body glowing blue briefly as she finishes... but then immediately retches afterwards)
Hana:Ugh... it tastes terrible... b-but... I wanted it so badly...
Lala:H-Hana-Chan...
(Lala pointed to Hana's arms. Hana looked at them to see her veins briefly glowing green)
Hana:M-MECHOKU! What is this?! Am I sick?! Poisoned?!
(Suddenly, Hugtan and Fuwa started whimpering. Hugtan's crystal on her forehead started glowing as she started fussing)
Hugtan:M-Mama!
(Hugtan tugged on Hana's arm, causing everyone in the resturaunt to turn their attention to the crying baby)
Hana:Hugtan... what's wrong...?
Hugtan:B-Bwad pwople...!
Fuwa:C-Caws-fuwa!
Hikaru:Bad... caws...?
(Hikaru looked up... and immediately was filled with dread as she saw the same Vehicle Crew approaching on the road leading to the neighborhood)
Piton:PITON! H-How did they find us?
Aoi:Oh gosh, not again...
X-Lord:The Enormita! Everyone! Get out the back way!
Hikaru:Y-You're not helping?
X-Lord:Yeah... this ain't my problem. Ciao!
(The gang quickly runs away, leaving the Cures alone in the restaurant. However, Azure Na briefly glances at the Cures before exiting the building.
The Cures grimace with fury as they take out their transformation devices)
Hana:Mirai Crystal! Heart Kiratto!
Ichika, Himari, Aoi & Ciel:Cure a la Mode! Decoration!
Hikaru & Lala:Star Color Pendant! Color Charge!
(The vehicles park in the restaurant's parking lot as the building's windows flash multiple colors. The Cures exit the building, now transformed into their Cure forms.
Hibiki takes off her helmet and smiles smugly)
Hibiki:Told you... you can't run!
(The henchmen jumped off their vehicles, surrounding the Cures in front of the Restaurant. The fairies hid within the restaurant, fearfully watching the altercation behind the window of where they were sitting.
Hibiki grinned and armed a flamethrower hose onto her hand, striding towards Cure Yell.
Trapster reloaded his pistols with his paste-filled mags as several armored henchmen walked towards Cure Whip.
Two gothic identical twins with short hair, one with indigo hair, one with lilac hair, approach Cure Star with smug faces. Cure Star clenches her fists into a fighting stance.
Cure Gelato snarls at Batetemoda, who laughs pridefully on top of the tank, Anri glares at Gelato from the gunner seat.
Cure Custard cowers and whimpers as Queen Mirage simply scoffs at her. Gutbomb remains in the SUV, pulling out a tablet that controls the Grenade Launcher turret on the car's roof.
Cure Milky gasps as the astronaut descends from the sky, his visor lifting up to look at her)
Cure Milky:It... it cannot be-lun...
Batetemoda:You're too late! I'm going to enjoy crushing you!
(Batetemoda takes out a short steel blade and throws it into the air. He catches it as the other henchmen arm themselves as well.
The rat jumps onto the ground then traces a circle in the concrete, clearly boasting his ego)
Cure Gelato:We fightin'? We dancin'? What are we gonna do?
(The henchmen cackle and show off by twirling or spinning their weapons)
Eternal Voyager:Pretty Cure...
(Eternal Voyager roars and blasts towards Cure Milky, grabbing her and pulling her into the skies)
Cure Star:MILKY!
(Cure Star screams as the elder twin, Riko, punches Cure Star straight into the restaurant. Riko grins and reloads her fist encased in a metal gauntlet charged with electricity)
Riko:Woah~ this thing is amazing!
(The younger twin, Rin, fawns over her older sister)
Rin:You're amazing, Onee-Sama!
(Riko turns to Rin and cups her blushing face)
Riko:No... you're amazing, Rin...
(The twins gaze at each other and definitely smitten. But before the twins can get too close, Cure Star jumps out of the hole she made in the restaurant)
Cure Star:Star... Punch!
(Star punches at the twins, separating them violently. The twins tumble backwards and hit the concrete forcefully as Cure Star lands and rearms her fists. Rin angrily gets back up and makes an "X" with her arms, while Riko stands back up and swings her right fist, reactivating the gauntlet)
Rin:No one touches Onee-Sama except me!
(With a "SNIKT", Rin retracts six metal claws between the knuckles on her gloves and breaks the "X")
Rin:Do you like these? The mistress gave them to me after she peeled them off of a hairy man in a tight yellow costume!
Riko:Oh~ they fit you so well, Rin...
(Rin dashes at Star and swings wildly as Riko lunges at her too, striking Cure Star in the back and sending her into a few outdoor tables. Star groans and attempts to crawl to her feet as the twins slowly approach her)
Riko:I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but... it did belong to a low-grade man who called himself "The Shocker". And I'm enjoying myself!
(Riko punches Cure Star while she was on her hands and knees, smashing her into the ground and causing the concrete to crack. Cure Star coughs out blood and staggers to her feet again)
Rin:Don't you ever quit?
Cure Star:N-Never... I'll never quit! Star Punch!
(Cure Star punches at Riko, sending her backwards as Rin slashes at Star, who in turn, managed to block her claws with her star-encased fist and throw her away. Riko lunges back at Star and the two girls punch each other's fists, causing Riko's electric-charged gauntlet to surge... making Cure Star temporarily overpower her. But before Star can punch Riko, Rin makes a low swipe and slashes Cure Star's leg. Star screams in pain as Riko gets the upper hand and punches Cure Star back into the knocked over tables)
Riko:Stay down, you lose...
(Cure Star moans and manages to stand back up. She wipes away her tears and limps over to the sisters, enraging the twins as Star raises her fists again)
Rin:Why can't you just stay down?!
(Rin screams and swings at Star, who dodges and grabs Rin's left hand before it can impale her stomach. The two struggle for a small, tense moment... then Cure Star smacks Rin's hand away and takes a small swipe to her cheek, but to the twins' surprise, Cure Star kicks Rin straight into Riko.
Cure Yell's hands turn into pompoms while Hibiki tests her flamethrowers)
Hugtan:Mama! Hwooay, hwooay!
Cure Yell:Hooray! Hooray! Heart... for...
Hibiki:YOU!
(Hibiki stops Cure Yell's attack by flamethrowing around her, creating a wall around them. Cure Yell desperately whirls around, trying to find Hugtan in the flames)
Cure Yell:Hugtan...? Hugtan where are you?!
(Yell suddenly gets punched in the face by Hibiki... using the flames to her advantage)
Hibiki:Don't worry... I'm not above killing a baby... but when I'm finished with you, I'll raise her myself... it's a win-win isn't it?
Cure Yell:I... can't let you...! Hugtan... isn't yours...
Hibiki:No... but I wanted a baby once... but once I was due, the TVA arrived...
(Cure Yell's eyes widen... seeing the tears in Hibiki's eyes. She reverts her pompoms and slowly approaches Hibiki)
Cure Yell:I... I'm sorry. T-The TVA is messed up... it's rotten... it's broken. I-I...
Hibiki:It didn't matter anyways... shortly after I arrived in The Void... I had a... miscarriage...
(Cure Yell put her hands on Hibiki's shoulders... and pulled her closer)
Cure Yell:I'm... so sorry. It wasn't your-
(Hibiki screams and pushes Hana towards the fire wall, her hands flickering with flames)
Hibiki:SHUT UP! I'M LONG AGAINST REASON... why do you think I'm in this crew...?!
(Hibiki pulls some flames from the fire wall and starts flowing her arms in a traditional dance, causing the flames to twirl around her body in a both beautiful and dangerous wonder)
Cure Yell:Hibiki-San! Please!
(Hibiki slams her hand on the ground, creating a wall of fire moving straight to Cure Yell... who manages to jump over it... but quickly falls into a trap. Hibiki throws a fireball at Cure Yell, causing the left side of her outfit to catch on fire
Trapster spins his guns as several gimp or gas masked henchmen jump out of the partially broken ship, quickly surrounding Cure Whip)
Trapster:You're coming with me, bunny girl! The mistress wants you girls as hostages... then she'll promote me to section manager!
Cure Whip:Y-You're never going to get us, Glue Gun Guy!
(Cure Whip drops her defense, distracted by the henchmen's looks...)
Cure Whip:U-Um... a-are these... y-your henchmen...?
Trapster:Hey! That's Paste-Pot Pete, Glitter Gal! And... Ha! Not exactly. There were some extenuating circumstances, legal issues, licensing concerns...
Cure Whip:Ugh... never mind!
(Cure Whip jumped and the henchmen immediately open fired. Cure Whip took out her Candy Rod and began spinning it around)
Cure Whip:Whip! Decoration!
(Cure Whip fires a giant strawberry shortcake at the gimped henchmen, causing their bullets to misfire...
Trapster growls and shouts at his "henchmen")
Trapster:Stupid bunny girl! What are you standing around for?! Get the tools out!
(The henchmen take out various tools such as small blades, small whips, riding crops, and metal paddles. Cure Whip grimaces at the henchmen as she lands)
Cure Whip:Baiser-San definitely... h-has her... kinks...
Trapster:Eat paste, Glitter Fart!
(Trapster shoots some paste from his gun as Whip blocks it, but the paste hardens quickly, causing Whip's fist to remain stuck)
Cure Whip:Aaagh! N-Not again...! Oh wait!
(As a henchman tries to smack Whip with a paddle, Whip punches the henchman in the face with her stuck fist... cracking his mask and knocking him to the ground. Cure Whip then takes out her Candy Rod to create a pink batter whip with the rod and smacks it on the ground, then three henchmen as they attempted to charge at Whip
Cure Custard fumbles with her Candy Rod as Queen Mirage spins her staff and aims it at her)
Queen Mirage:GUTBOMB! What are you waiting for?!
(Gutbomb turns the grenade turret to Queen Mirage and fires at her, Mirage uses her staff to deflect the grenade to Cure Custard. But before the bomb detonates, Custard jumps on top of the roof)
Cure Custard:S-STOP! I-I don't wanna fight you!
Queen Mirage:Slick little squirrel! Get back here!
(Mirage leaps at Cure Custard, who blocks Mirage's staff with her Candy Rod. The two struggle briefly, but Cure Custard leaps out of the way as Queen Mirage fires an energy blast)
Queen Mirage:Slippery skunk...!
(Inside the SUV, Gutbomb locks onto Cure Custard and fires several grenades. Custard screams and starts waving her Candy Rod)
Cure Custard:CUSTARD ILLUSION!
(Cure Custard fires several balls at the bombs, detonating them midair and sending the extra straight to Gutbomb... coating the windshield in custard and jamming the grenade turret)
Queen Mirage:Stupid burger! GET THAT TURRET WORKING AGAIN!
(Gutbomb exits the vehicle through the window and climbs onto the roof to start repairing the turret. Queen Miracle tears off her sleeves as her eyes flash red)
Queen Mirage:I'll take care of this bitch myself...
(Queen Mirage raises her hand and closes her fist, trapping Cure Custard in red ropes. Mirage then flies towards Custard and starts smacking her around with her staff. Cure Custard yelps and screams in pain, each hit from Mirage's staff getting more and more powerful
Cure Whip takes her Candy Rod and pours some pink batter on her glued hand, causing the paste to soften and melt off. Whip frees her hand and confidently smiles at Trapster)
Trapster:H-Huh...? H-How is that possible?!
Cure Whip:Now that I know the secret to your glue gun... KiraKira Kirarun!
(Cure Whip charges her Candy Rod and fires a pink blast at Trapster, causing his tank of paste to explode as he crashes straight into the ship. More henchmen arrive with more weapons, and some guns that weren't sabotaged)
Cure Whip:How many of you are there?!
(Cure Whip spins her Candy Rod, creating two batter whips in each hand. The henchmen charge at Cure Whip, their weapons pointed straight at her.
Whip quickly lashes two henchmen and ropes a riding crop out of a henchman's hand, then swings it around to smash another henchman coming at her. Whip then grappled the riding crop into her hand just as a henchman ran up to Cure Whip with a blade. Whip immediately smacked the henchman, sending him falling to the ground. Surprised, Whip looks at the weapon in her hand)
Cure Whip:Wow! I can see why Baiser-San likes this thing!
(Cure Whip immediately turned around and struck down three henchmen attempting to attack her, smacking one in the leg, one in the side and mask, and the last in-between then sweeping the legs)
Cure Whip:Haha! This is more fun than I thought!
(A henchman with an assault rifle manages to shoot Cure Whip, thankfully, striking her poofy dress instead of her body. Cure Whip shrieks and creates a whip with her Candy Rod, quickly smacking the rifle out of his hand, then another smack to knock him down)
Trapster:DON'T THINK YOU'VE WON!
(Trapster shoots at Cure Whip, who immediately leapt into the air and jumped from henchman to henchman)
Cure Whip:Whip... Step... JUMP!
(Cure Whip flipped mid-air, going into a dropkick straight to Trapster. He screamed in fear as Whip's heels dug straight into his chest... launching him all the way into the ship's mast. Before he could get back up, Cure Whip took his glue gun and shot at his chest, sticking him onto the mast. Whip then threw both of his guns and stomped on them, breaking them into small pieces)
Trapster:N-Never mind... you win...
(Cure Whip huffs as she walks away
Cure Yell uses her pompoms to put out the flames on her outfit... only for a blast of flames to come her way. Yell manages to block the flames with her pompoms but is pushed back as Hibiki continues to blast flames at Cure Yell)
Cure Yell:Hibiki-San...! I... don't... want to... fight you!
Hibiki:It's my job to keep you here... and I plan... to keep it that way!
(Hibiki kicks the air, sending a flame wall to Yell's legs... burning her left leg and catching her dress on fire. Cure Yell screams and falls on her side... but to Hibiki's surprise, Cure Yell didn't have a burn mark on her leg)
Hibiki:You're strong... the mistress wasn't lying when she said the Pretty Cure are the real deal!
(Her fists engulf in flames as Cure Yell stares at Hibiki with sympathy)
Hibiki:STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
(Hibiki jumps into the air and prepares to slam her fist in the ground, but before she could create a ground shockwave, Cure Yell countered her fist in her hand)
Cure Yell:Stop... please... I want to help!
Hibiki:ENOUGH!
(Hibiki fans a series of flames towards Cure Yell, who managed to dodge them all. Hibiki shoots her wrist-mounted flamethrowers and channels the flames in her hands... then throws a series of fireballs at Cure Yell. Yell manages to catch a fireball, causing Hibiki's eyes to widen. Cure Yell's energy turns the fire pink)
Cure Yell:Come on, Hibiki-San... please!
(Cure Yell throws the fireball at Hibiki, who wasn't able to siphon the blaze... causing her makeshift idol college outfit to catch on fire
Batetemoda twirls his blade at Gelato then immediately lunges at her, attempting to swipe at her face. Gelato leaps back and grabs Batetemoda, who lunged at her again, and throws him aside. She then kicks a quick-approaching henchman before getting sliced in the back briefly by another henchman. Gelato grabs her hand and twists her wrist until the crop falls out of her hand, then punches her into the ground)
Cure Gelato:Is that it? Huh?!
(Suddenly, the concrete starts blowing up as bullets rain from the tank's machine gunner. Anri opens fire as Gelato quickly creates a large ice wall, causing the bullets to chip away at her makeshift shield)
Cure Gelato:Crap... guns are cheating, dontcha think?
(Gelato scales her ice wall and perches from the top. Before Anri can see where Gelato is coming from, Gelato leaps onto the gunner seat and uses her claws to rip out the machine gun turret. Anri attempts to stab Gelato, but her blade is quickly knocked out of her hand as Gelato raises her fist... but after seeing how young Anri is, Gelato turns her fist into a hand and slaps Anri out of the gunner seat)
Cure Gelato:RAWRRR! I hate show-offs...
(Batetemoda quickly jumps onto the tank and attempts to swipe at Gelato again, but she simply dodges it and grabs his wrist, headbutts him, then shoves him off the tank. Gelato pounces on the rat and knees the blade out of his hand. As Gelato scuffles with Batetemoda, Anri swiftly scampers to a fallen blade and prepares to throw it at Gelato)
Anri:In your face, dullard!
(Gelato knees Batetemoda's stomach and elbows his jaw as Anri throws the blade, just barely missing Gelato as she dodged. As the humanoid rat is distracted, Gelato smacks Batetemoda's hand before he can retrieve his blade and punches his cheek... just as she is kicked in the back by a henchman)
Cure Gelato:You know... you guys are doing a lot to take down one girl...
(Cure Gelato ducks a swinging henchman and throws him into Anri, then grabs the other henchman and leaves deep claw marks in her mask before kicking her away. Batetemoda shows up again and spins his blade in a circle, just barely dodging Gelato as she rolls to the other side of him. The two fighters stand off against each other, stuck in a fighting stance. Batetemoda fakes-out a lunge, causing Gelato to flinch. He then swipes at her throat as Gelato lurches her head back to miss the slit. As Gelato recovers, Batetemoda stares intimidatingly at Gelato as he drags the steel of the blade across his tongue. But before he finishes his "tough" act, Gelato quickly punches him twice... cutting his tongue and punching him repeatedly as he staggers backwards, eventually slumping against the tank)
Cure Gelato:That all you got-
(The female henchman quickly tackles Gelato and throws her onto the ground. As the henchman tries to grab Batetemoda's blade, Gelato grabs her leg... but quickly falls back as the henchman swings at Gelato's chest, just barely cutting her shirt. Cure Gelato leaps back up and kicks the henchman in the face.
Anri screams as she attempts to stab Gelato, but she quickly puts Anri down with a simple jab to the abs. Batetemoda returns and roars at Gelato, attempting to slice her again. Gelato grabs his wrist and knees his stomach, then forces him against the tank and grabs his blade, putting it to his neck. Batetemoda gasps in fear, but instead of slitting his throat, Gelato smashes the rat's head against the tank, knocking him out. Cure Gelato poses with her claws and arches her back, letting out a feral lion roar... but after her victory, she notices Anri is missing.
Queen Mirage duplicates herself and starts hitting Cure Custard relentlessly. Smacking Custard with her staff after every sentence)
Queen Mirage:All you brats do is... get in the way!
Foil my plans...
Feed me useless information...
SHADOWING MY DREAM...!
AND RELENTLESSLY. TALK. ABOUT. LOVE!
(Queen Mirage smashes Cure Custard's face, then grabs her ponytail and yanks her towards her face)
Queen Mirage:You won't get in the way of my dream... and in The Void... everything is misfortunate and unhappy. And I'll be damned if I let you brats ruin it again... I never needed love, I hate love, and Magical Girls are ALL ABOUT THAT, AREN'T THEY?!
(Queen Mirage yanks Custard closer and whispers in her ear)
Queen Mirage:Do you know what my Nexus Event was...? I killed the Happiness Charge Precure... and just as for every other Magical Girl we've rounded up... you're next.
(Cure Custard moans and coughs out blood, some of it dribbling down her chin)
Cure Custard:You talk too much...
(Queen Mirage growls and starts choking Custard... just as Gutbomb finished cleaning the turret. He climbs back into the passenger side and immediately locks onto Custard... firing another grenade. Custard waited for this, and before he fired, she started twirling her Candy Rod slowly)
Cure Custard:Kirakira Kiraru!
(A rope manifested from her Candy Rod and Custard immediately wrapped it around Mirage... pulling her over on top of Custard)
Queen Mirage:W-What are you-?
(Before Mirage could finish, the grenade exploded on Mirage's back... causing Mirage to fall and free Cure Custard
Riko and Rin get back up, their pupils retracted with fury. Riko charges her fist as Rin shields herself with her claws, then Riko punches Rin's claws to send her straight towards Cure Star. Rin gracefully arches her back and flips backwards mid-air, her claws charged with electricity. But before she can slice Cure Star, she jumps in the air, flips over Rin, grabs her sides, and slams her straight into the concrete. While Rin catches her breath, Cure Star straddles Rin and grabs her gloves... de-arming her and throwing her gloves aside)
Rin:M-My claws!
Riko:DON'T TOUCH MY DARLING!
(Riko jumps and attempts to punch Cure Star, however, Cure Star dodges her swing that disorientates Riko. Star then punches Riko's side, grabs her lilac hair and knees her face, then grabs her gauntlet and rips it off her arm. The sisters fall on top of each other as Cure Star pushes a button on the gauntlet, equips it onto her hand, then reactivates it with a fist reload)
Rin:O-O-Onee... sama...?
(Riko turns around as Cure Star, now armed with Shocker's Gauntlet, pants with exhaustion and fury)
Riko:R-Rin...?
(Cure Star charges the gauntlet with a fist pump, then starts spinning her arm)
Cure Star:Pretty Cure! Shocker! Star... PUNCH!
(The sisters hold each other as Cure Star punches them with a twice as powerful punch, sending the twins flying towards the Fantastic Four's flying bathtub... smashing the "4" logo and lying limp in the tub)
Cure Star:W-W-W-Woah... this thing is... TWINCOOL!
(Queen Mirage snarled ferally, her eyes completely red and glowing)
Queen Mirage:COCKY LITTLE RODENT!
(Mirage throws a punch at Custard, knocking Custard against the restaurant's sign. Mirage continued to unleash a barrage of fury punches at Cure Custard, pushing Custard around the roof... and into the sign again)
Queen Mirage:YOU'RE DEAAAAAAAAAAAD!
(Cure Custard conjures a custard rope and wraps it around the burger mascot head on the sign, then throws it down on Queen Mirage... making her gasp just as the heavy prop smashed her into the ground below
Cure Custard jumps onto the ground as Mirage blasted the burger head into tiny metal pieces... and sending the tongue straight into Custard during the blast, knocking her to the ground. Queen Mirage emerges from the small crater, her eyes glowing red and looking like a crazed maniac.
Cure Custard whimpered and looked around for anything to counter Queen Mirage... and spotted a pair of blue gloves laying in the grass. Without thinking, Cure Custard grabbed the gloves and put them on as Queen Mirage pointed the sharp end of her staff towards Custard)
Queen Mirage:You've annoyed me... for the last time... DIE!
Cure Custard:NOOOOOO!
(Cure Custard swiped at Queen Mirage... after a "SNIKT", Queen Mirage gasped and so did Cure Custard. The top of Mirage's staff slid off the handle as a large clump of Mirage's hair fell to the ground)
Queen Mirage:W-W-W-What...?
(Cure Custard looked at her glove, three metal claws retracted from the small sheathes on the knuckles. Queen Mirage stumbled backwards and stared at Custard with eyes of shock. Custard wasted no time and kicked Queen Mirage, sending her straight into the SUV... causing her to crash straight through the windshield
Hibiki stands back up, her eyes dark with fury... and part of her outfit burned off with a few burn marks on the left side of her body)
Cure Yell:Please stop, Hibiki-San...
(Hibiki takes some flames from the wall and twirls them around her fingers. Cure Yell raises her pompoms in defense as Hibiki slowly approaches)
Cure Yell:Hibiki...
(Cure Yell approaches, however, Hibiki remains silent and still... and eventually, her flames go out. Cure Yell puts her hands on her shoulders)
Cure Yell:It's okay... it wasn't your fault... d-do you... know who it was...?
Hibiki:It... was a girl...
Cure Yell:She sounds like she would've been perfect, Hibiki-San... W-What was going to be her name...?
Hibiki:W-We... we came up with such a beautiful name...
Unfortunately... you shall be too dead to hear it.
Cure Yell:W-What...?
(Hibiki steps to the side as a flaming shell hits Hana in the stomach, sending her straight into the restaurant)
Cure Star:YELLLLL!
(Hibiki sighs with relief and starts laughing smugly. Anri emerges from the tank's driver seat, smiling wickedly at the crater in the building. The Cures stare at the hole Cure Yell made into the building... only to hear glass breaking and see a blue bubble shatter around a silhouette... as Cure Yell emerges from the smoking building.
Cure Yell stares at her arms and body, her veins glowing blue before dissipating)
Cure Yell:I-I'm... alive...? And without a single scratch...?
Hibiki:D-Damn... w-w-where did she get the shields...?!
(Cure Yell grabs some fire from Hibiki's fire wall and struggles to hold the open flame in her hand... but after some sparks... the flame turns pink)
Hibiki:Oh...
Cure Yell:Hooray! Hooray! Fire... for... YOU!
(Cure Yell roars as she throws fireballs at the Titan Tank and at Hibiki. Hibiki flies towards Anri, knocking her out of the tank and both crash into the pipe kart... leaving them unconscious just as the Titan Tank explodes)
Cure Yell:I'm sorry... Hibiki-San...
(Eternal Voyager pulls Cure Milky high into the skies as she thrashes, yells and eventually breaks free from his grip. As she freefalls, Milky surges her antennas as Voyager blasts towards her again)
Cure Milky:Milky... SHOCK!
(Milky surges and deforms into a bolt of green lightning that travels beside Eternal Voyager, then she reforms and shoots a blast of lightning at Eternal Voyager... a star-shaped mask made of electricity appearing on her face for a few seconds)
Cure Milky:Eternal Voyager-lun... I thought you were just a galactic legend-lun!
(Voyager growls and flies towards Milky, who surges and teleports behind him. But Eternal Voyager grabs Milky and whirls her in front of him, lands a quick blow, then throws her towards the ground. As she falls, Voyager blasts downwards and pushes her faster to the ground)
Cure Milky:I got it-lun!
(Cure Milky temporarily vaporizes into pure energy, causing Eternal Voyager to go straight through her, then reforms and blasts Eternal Voyager into the ground)
Cure Milky:I studied everything about you from AI when I was on a boring voyage-lun! I know how you died-lun!
(Voyager rockets out of his crater and hovers in the sky evenly with Milky)
Eternal Voyager:You can't kill a ghost...
Cure Milky:An astronaut who murdered thousands and took their souls to power him up-lun?
Eternal Voyager:That's right. And now that I've siphoned dozens of Magical Girls' powers... no one can stop me now.
(Voyager snarls and flies towards Milky, who blasts into energy and avoids Eternal Voyager. The two have a quick airborne fight; exchanging blows, blasting each other, and grabbing each other. Eventually, Eternal Voyager gets the upper hand and flies Milky to the ground, dragging her along the earth and throwing her into an abandoned house. As Milky tries to get up, Voyager conjures a cleaver with a green plasma edge and throws it at Milky)
Cure Milky:OYO!
(Milky manages to dodge, but is quickly cut in the arm by a second... leaving a glowing green mark that eventually dies into a cut)
Cure Milky:T-Those... c-could slice right through me-lun...
(The cleavers boomerang back towards Voyager, who charges towards Milky. But before he can swing at her, she turns herself into a current in the ground and manifests behind him. Her electric star mask surges on her face again as she hits Eternal Voyager with a huge blast)
Cure Milky:MILKY... SHOCK!
(Her power surges, creating a green circular sphere of energy that vaporizes everything inside and around it. She huffs and screams, using all of her energy that's quickly draining her. Her cheeks flush and she pants heavily before finally stopping... falling to her knees completely exhausted. Cure Milky gasps for air as she stares at the vaporized house and scorched grass and trees around her... only to see a glowing green figure emerging from the smoke)
Cure Milky:W-What-lun...?
(Milky attempts to fire a blast, puffing out her flushed cheeks and surging her antennas... but all that comes out is a tiny spark and a small "pop")
Eternal Voyager:Finished already?
(Voyager flies towards Milky and drags her across the ground again. He drags her for a good while then throws her against a boulder, creating a small divot in the rock with Cure Milky in the center. The astronaut walks up to Milky and starts choking her)
Eternal Voyager:You can't beat me! Nobody has for thousands of years!
(As Eternal Voyager growls while choking her, Milky's antennas briefly brush against the glowing green emissive on his suit... and her antenna surges briefly. Milky's eyes widen before she is slammed against the rock again)
Cure Milky:Correction-lun...
(Eternal Voyager grunts in confusion as Milky starts siphoning the energy from his suit... causing his emissives to flicker and surge. He tries to pull away from Milky, but she keeps a good grip on him)
Cure Milky:That streak ends today!
(Cure Milky glows lime green and blasts Eternal Voyager, who actually screams from one of her blasts. He flies towards the back of the restaurant and goes straight through the wall that separates the drive-thru. As Eternal Voyager sits up... Milky hovers above him, lime electricity surging through her)
Cure Milky:Pretty Cure! Eternal Milky... SHOCK!
(Milky sends a thunderbolt straight onto Eternal Voyager, causing him to writhe and yell in agony. She grabs one of his cosmic cleavers, and before he can fly away, she cuts off his arms with one of them. He growls as his arms fall and disintegrate into the ground. Milky leaves him there and flies to the front of the restaurant to rejoin her friends)
Cure Milky:W-What did I miss-lun?
Cure Gelato:You missed all the fun!
(Cure Milky giggles as she sees the leftover carnage from the Pretty Cure
Without any options left, Gutbomb floors the gas petal... aiming to ram into Cure Custard with the spiked bumper. At the last second, Cure Custard screamed and jumped... causing Gutbomb to crash into the restaurant. Before Cure Custard could react, Gutbomb kicked the driver door open and started walking to Cure Custard menacingly)
Cure Whip:Custard!
Cure Gelato:N-No! Get away from her!
(Cure Gelato started running to Cure Custard as Gutbomb approached her. Cure Custard started crying as Gutbomb took out a spiked axe and started swinging wildly)
Cure Custard (sobbing):YAHHH!
(Gutbomb slammed the axe into the ground... just barely missing Custard as she rolled out of the way. As he tried to free the axe, Gelato almost arrived as Cure Custard swiped at him while screaming. Cure Custard opened her teary eyes... to see Gutbomb standing completely still. She screamed again and kicked Gutbomb... sending his body flying into the parking lot... and his head flying towards Cure Star)
Cure Star:AHHH!
(Cure Star kicked his degraded burger head away. His headless body sputtered with orangish-reddish liquid as he remained limp. Pekorin curiously approached his headless body and dipped her nub into the liquid)
Cure Whip:P-Pekorin...?! What are you doing?!
(Pekorin licks the "blood" and smiles)
Pekorin:It's a ketchup and mustard mix-peko!
Cure Custard:W-W-W-What...?
Cure Gelato:Don't eat it, you dumb fairy! That burger guy looks like he's been rotting for years!
(Before the Cures can evaluate if Gutbomb's death should be considered a death, a green light blasts from the restaurant. Vehicles arrive and more henchmen arm themselves... as Eternal Voyager decends)
Cure Milky:He's... still not out-lun?
(Voyager grunts as he reconjures his arms. The Cures get into a fighting stance as the henchmen charge at them... but as Gelato gets on the ground to pounce... a thunderbolt blasts a group of henchmen away)
Azure Na:Electric Optic Attack!
(The Cures turn to the sign on top of the restaurant, Azure Na standing on top and transformed into her fairy form)
Cure Yell:Azure-Chan?!
(Azure Na rips a thunderbolt in two and throws them at groups of henchmen, then leaps into the air as she calls a third bigger bolt to her hand)
Azure Na:This should hold you!
(Azure Na throws the biggest bolt at Eternal Voyager, knocking him down as the bolt creates an explosion, knocking down all the henchmen. She then lands onto the parking lot where the Cures stand)
Cure Star:Azure-Chan! I thought your group said this isn't your problem!
Azure Na:It isn't! Don't you know Magia Baiser is one of the strongest villains in the WHOLE MULTIVERSE?
Cure Yell:W-Why did you come back to save us?
(Azure points to the Pretty Cure... some of them equipped with leftovers of the crew's makeshift weapons)
Azure Na:You... the Pedicures...
Cure Gelato:We're Pretty Cure!
Azure Na:I watched as you girls took out Magia Baiser's forces, which means we need more of you girls fighting!
Cure Gelato:R-Really?
Azure Na:Girls so ordinary, optimistic, and dumb that no one could possibly think they're useful.
Cure Yell:Oh... thank you...
Azure Na:But no one has ever been able to fight the Voyager or the Knight and come out alive... but that green girl was able to get the astronaut down.
(Cure Milky blushes and giggles while twirling a strand of her hair)
Cure Gelato:W-What are you saying?
Azure Na:No one, not Team Dark, Justice, Magical, Galaxy... the Avengers, the Order, the Straw Hat Pirates, or the Sons of Calydon have been able to take on the Enormita and come out alive... but you girls managed to stop the strongest faction in The Void...
Chourou:The Pretty Cure are fierce-jaba... just look at they did-jaba!
Fuwa:Fuwa~!
(More henchmen appeared, but Azure Na took out a bow made from her rod)
Azure Na:I'll handle them! You need to get out of here!
Cure Yell:But-
Azure Na:GO!
(Yell quickly grabs Hugtan as the girls and fairies ran behind the building. Azure Na stays behind to buy the Pretty Cure time by shooting several henchmen with arrows. Soon, the Eternal Voyager emerges from the smoke and lifts his visor to stare at Azure Na)
Eternal Voyager:This isn't your fight...
Azure Na:It is with that freak mistress around...
Eternal Voyager:Alright.
(Eternal Voyager instantly flies to Azure, grabbing her and lifting her into the air. The Cures had reached a small metal hut as they saw the astronaut lift Azure Na into the air. She gasped and struggled as Eternal Voyager held onto her chest... then his helmet burst into green flames... revealing a greenish skull with sharp teeth, no lower jaw, glowing green eyes, and static green flames surrounding the floating skull)
Pekorin:Azure-peko!
Cure Parfait:W-What is he doing...?
(The ghastly astronaut's skull started glowing as Azure's fairy form started fading away. Azure began screaming as rainbow particles started coming out of her body and mouth)
Cure Yell:AZURE!
Azure Na:It's... up... to you girls... now...
(As Azure took her last breaths, she whispered one final line of defiance to Eternal Voyager... then her eyes turned gray, and her skin turned pale. Eternal Voyager, now having siphoned Azure, drops the girl to the ground and holds a rainbow orb in his hand... Azure Na's soul. He quickly absorbs it, completely changing his suit; turning it Cerulean as he hides his skull underneath his helmet again)
Cure Yell:A-Azure...! No...!
(The Cures run to the now lifeless Azure Na, pale and completely lifeless. Before the Cures can mourn, Eternal Voyager turns his attention to the Pretty Cure)
Eternal Voyager:Perimeter breakdown. All sentries engage!
(More henchmen and the now reawakened crew members charge at the Cures, with Eternal Voyager blasting off straight towards them. The Pretty Cure prepare themselves for another battle as the crew gets closer and closer... except Cure Yell, who shielded Hugtan and Fuwa with her body... causing Hugtan's crystal on her head to start glowing)
Hugtan:HAAAAAAGYUUUU!
(The rings around Fuwa's ears start twirling and glowing)
Fuwa:FUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAA!
(Piton's Miracle Light around his neck started glowing as well, he looked at it as his eyes filled with wonder)
Piton:M-My Miracle Light...! W-What's happening?
(The combined power of the three caused a giant star-shaped crack to appear behind the Pretty Cure, stopping the crew in their tracks)
Cure Star:It... It's happening again!
(A loud explosion causes the star-shaped crack to open... pulling the Cures into the portal)
Eternal Voyager:A... Sideways Rift! How...?!
(The astronaut flies towards the portal... only for it to close just before he reaches it)
Riko:D-Did... did we just lose...?
Rin:Ohhh... the mistress is gonna be so mad when we get back...!
(Queen Mirage's eyes widen in fear and she starts trembling violently)
Trapster:Aw man... I'm so fired...
(Hibiki approaches Eternal Voyager, who's still staring at where the Rift once was)
Hibiki:A Sideways Rift... that's a-
Eternal Voyager:A rip in Space-Time... transcending the borders between other realities...
Hibiki:Then... that could mean...
Eternal Voyager:They could escape The Void!
(A loud sound comes from Hibiki's pocket. She pulls out a small radar device that says "Storm Eye Shrinking"... as the sky starts turning purple)
Hibiki:Alioth's coming to clean up the bodies. We should head back...
(The two walk back to the restaurant and the crew fearfully follow suit)
Part 2: The Suit
(A Rift opens and spits the Pretty Cure out onto grass. Hana grimaces and looks upward... seeing fancy condos now partially ruined with debris and other junk)
Aoi:Ouch... where are we now...?
Ciel:étrange...a bunch of condos...?
Hana:Hugtan... are you okay?
(Hugtan giggles brightly. Hana sighs in relief and stands up, taking interest in the fancy condos)
Hana:M-Maybe we can... stay here for the rest of the day. It looks pretty abandoned...
(Hikaru stretches and smiles lazily)
Hikaru:MMMMMMM! Ahh... I wouldn't mind staying in one of these condos... I definitely need to relax my legs...
(Himari stares at one of the houses... at first the treehouse sort of looked normal. But upon closer inspection, she could see it was a fortified building. Himari starts looking between the houses and notices other than the junk... these buildings were fortified. But when she turns to the driveway of one condo, she sees the flag mast up... blowing the same Bowser flag with the same star spray painted over the emblem... the star that was on all six Enormita members.
Himari lets out a small squeak and quivers, alerting the other Cures)
Ichika:Himari-Chan... what is it?
(Himari covers the side of her mouth and whispers to her friends, huddling closer to them)
Himari:Those are... the flags that the Enormita have...
(Himari points to the flag... and to every other condo, sporting the same flag. At this moment, the Cures freeze dead in their tracks.
Aoi silently freaks out, but avoids yelling to not attract any attention)
Aoi:We're in Enormita territory...! T-This must be one of their forts...!
(The Cures remain silent, but soon, clamoring can be heard coming from one of the fortified condos)
Child 1:Did you hear that?
Child 2:Oh, it was probably another branch.
Child 1:Do you think it's something good?
Child 2:Only one way to find out...
(The two young henchmen rummage around the garage. The Cures make sure to remain silent to not attract the kids' attention, but that falls short very quickly)
Child 1:...I already told you! The mistress wants to find the Magical Girls... but we have to come to them—
(The kids walk out into the street, to find the Pretty Cure standing in the median between two condos)
Aoi:Shoot...
Child 1:...or... they came to us.
Lala:Hello-lun... p-please just let us go-lun... and we won't hurt you-lun!
Child 2:Um... Fang...? I think we found what you were looking for!
(Growling henchmen arrive with weapons, quickly trapping the Cures between the houses. Soon, black smoke starts manifesting in the air above the henchmen swarm)
Aoi:You had to ask...
(A man teleports from within the black smoke, wearing a purple mask and a long green hat. He sneers at the Pretty Cure as he descends to the ground)
Hana:Black Fang... he's one of the Happiness Charge Precures' villains!
Black Fang:The Pretty Cure! What a surprise! We tried to bring you here, looking for you for a good while, and now you're here. What a coincidence...
Ichika:Where did you send us, Fuwa?!
(Black Fang starts creating black energy within his hand as the Cures pull out their transformation devices. However, Fuwa doesn't seem concerned)
Fuwa:Wookie-fuwa!
Hikaru:Look...?
(The Cures turn around to where Fuwa is looking at... as a giant metal fist flies towards Black Fang, knocking him down)
Hana:MECHOKKU!
(Several blasts accompanied by "whirring" sounds hit the henchmen, knocking them down. The Cures turn around as a giant hulking metal suit clanks and hisses, descending to the ground. After a prolonged entrance, the giant metal suit lands with a loud thud.
The Cures ready themselves towards the suit, who in turn, aims its palms towards the Cures... the palms armed with Repulsors)
The Suit:Hey, rip-off Sailor Guardians, I just saved your asses from the budget gimp crew.
Aoi:Yeah? Who are you? The rip-off Voltron?
The Suit:No, that's another department. I'm here as a professional courtesy.
Hikaru:Who are you?!
(Hikaru throws her fist to reactivate her gauntlet... but nothing happens. She tries shaking it, but nothing happens. She huffs in frustration as she starts hitting it)
The Suit:Pinkie-Pie? Yeah, the dampeners are on... you gotta turn them off!
Hikaru:Dampeners... where is that?
The Suit:It's a red button? On the inside...(scoffs)are you telling me you put that thing on without even knowing how to use it?
(Hikaru tries to take off the gauntlet, her cheeks flushing in embarrassment)
Hikaru:We were in a fight, jerk! I didn't have time to... figure out how this works!
The Suit:No... don't take it off! God, that'll crush your hand! Do you want your hand crushed?!
(Hikaru growls and starts fiddling with the gauntlet)
Hikaru:Okay! Where is it then?
The Suit:The button! No- the BUTTON! Other side... no, not that side! OTHER SIDE! GOD! You're killing me here. Little more... you feel that button? Push the button.
Hikaru:This one? No wait... this one?
(Hikaru confusedly follows his instructions... while the Precure idle strangely. Aoi facepalms as Hikaru continues fiddling with the gauntlet cluelessly. She pushes a button that retracts a blade)
The Suit:No... that's the blade button. N-No... that's the- there you go, yes. That button!
(Hikaru pushes a button on the bottom of the gauntlet, the metal rods around her fist move up and tighten around Hikaru's hand. She punches the air, causing the gauntlet to reactivate)
The Suit:There you go. Huhhhh... that was like trying to wrangle a dying goat.
Hikaru:Finally. Your instructions wereveryunclear! Why does it have so many buttons? Who makes a stupid glove with a zillion different buttons?!
Aoi:You still didn't answer our question! Who are you?!
The Suit:Oh yeah, right.
(The suit's helmet retracts back and the chestplate lifts up, revealing a middle-aged man in the cockpit. He had messy brown hair and a strange goatee with a moustache)
Man:Relax, 80s punk. If I was gonna kill you, you would've been dead by now.
For now, just call me the machinist. Tony.
Lala:Iron Man-lun?
Tony:Yeah, that... works... although it's called Sakaarian Iron Man now... everyone down here seems to want to call me that.
Lala:W-Weren't you the one who... defeated The Chitauri-lun?
Tony:News sure travels fast. But Ripley here seems to know her stuff.
Who are you, the budget Glitter Force?
Piton:I'm pretty sure they're the budget version of us...
Hana:We're the Pretty Cure!
Tony:Awesome. Totally gonna miss you when that Dominatrix freak and her cast of Pornstars track you down.
Chourou:Why does Miss Baiser only care about Magical Girls-jaba?
Tony:Great question, Casper. In The Void, Utena only cares about humiliating Magical Girls, it's like a weird fetish thing that I kinda dig... only she's a Class A Sadist and gets off to that stuff. But Sadist might be putting it lightly... I think she's a full-on Psychopath.
Himari:I-I agree...
Tony:But to everyone else, she only sees them... actually she doesn't even see them at all. She either sics Miss Giantess-Foot-Fetish or Alioth to give them the most painful deaths possible. Trust me, kid... trying to go up against her is a death sentence.
Hana:Well... we're trying to find a group of survivors.
Tony:There's a ton of different factions, kid. You're gonna have to be more specific. But the Enormita populate just about every Point of Interest on this damn island, so a lot of us have to resort to hiding. But just between you and I... Magia Baiser's forces repopulate like a Catholic rabbit, so you better hope you don't run into the Hentai Corps. Yeah, they're crazy. If they don't deliver you to Utena first, they'll chop you up into a thousand pieces and hide you all over The Void. If they could only process their childhood trauma, they'd go on one heck of a healing journey.
A lot of The Avengers weren't so lucky against them...
Aoi:Look, we're trying to find this "Resistance". Do you know where it is?
Tony:Yeah...! I went out on a Scouting Trip after we picked up high amounts of unusual energy coming from here. I can give you a ride back if you like.
Hana:Great! At least we can finally-
Tony: Uh, heads up, kid... the part-time gimps are back.
(The Precure turn around to see most of the henchmen have recovered or have been replaced by new henchmen. The Cures pose as Sakaarian Iron Man puts his helmet back on. Black Fang returns, laughing smugly)
Black Fang:Wow! I didn't expect to see you here, Mr. Stark.
Iron Man:And I didn't come all this way to be killed by the sad reject clown.
(The Iron Man suit starts charging up as several weapons come out, then aims at the henchmen and Black Fang)
Iron Man:But you won't be able to defeat us. You know why? Because I'm Iron Man...
Hikaru:You hear that, Black Fang?! We have Mr. Stark on our side... so there's no way we can lo-
(Before Hikaru can finish, Black Fang snaps his fingers with a confused look... causing the Iron Man suit to explode and fall apart behind the posing Cures. When the smoke clears, a skeleton drops onto the ground as the Arc Reactor falls out of its chest.
Not even phased, Hikaru rolls her eyes and flicks her arm annoyed)
Hikaru:Whatever...
Black Fang:Humans. So easy to kill...
(The henchmen slowly approach the Cures... trapping the Cures between the wall of henchmen and the edge of the island.
Hugtan crawls over to the mess of Iron Man parts and gets distracted by a glowing red button on a stick)
Hugtan:Hagyu...?
Piton:What is it, Hugtan?
(Piton takes the stick and pecks at it with his beak)
Piton:Mm... it's... some sort of control stick...
Hugtan:Hagyu!
(Hugtan pushes the button... and suddenly the pieces start swarming around the Cures and Fairies, creating a sphere that knocks henchmen away)
Hana:M-Mechokku...! W-What's happening?
(The pieces eventually land behind the Cures, assembling some sort of machine. The Cures watch as the pieces eventually form a race car, much to their astonishment)
Ciel:What just happened?!
Hikaru:TWINCOOL! His suit can turn into a car?!
Himari:D-Do you think it can... drive?
Aoi:Good. I'll drive.
(Aoi excitedly hops into the car's cockpit as the Cures climb onto the back. As Lala helps Hugtan and Piton get onto the rear of the car, she notices the Arc Reactor next to Tony's skeleton. Curious, she picks it up... causing the car to turn on)
Aoi:Cool!
(The henchmen recover as Black Fang smirks at the Pretty Cure, impressed with their new "Vehicle")
Black Fang:Now you girls are starting get ahold of The Void! But let's see how long that lasts!
Aoi:Lala-Chan! Get in the frickin' car!
(Himari and Hikaru help Lala into the back as Aoi fumbles with the steering wheel... stomping the gas and blasts forward, running over henchmen in the process... and crashing into the gate of the condo)
Hana:Aoi-Chan...? I thought you said you were gonna drive!
Aoi:Yeah... g-give me a sec!
(Aoi shifts into reverse, making a donut that rams into several henchmen... and nearly losing Himari in the process)
Ciel:AOI-SAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Aoi:I've never really driven before, okay?! Only with my mom in parking lots...!
Lala:THEN DO SOMETHING-LUN!
Aoi:Alright, hang on!
(Aoi shifts into drive and lurches forward, doing her best to stay on the road)
Aoi:W-Woah...! This thing is awesome!
Piton:PITON! I-Impending doom, on our six!
Lala:Oyo?!
(Aoi's HUD shows several armored vehicles quickly approaching and Black Fang flying behind. One armored truck turns on its Machine Gun turret and starts firing at the race car, thankfully only hitting the sides of the car)
Aoi:Crap...
(Black Fang starts charging dark energy once again, aiming towards the Cures' escape vehicle. Aoi panics and starts swerving)
Aoi:WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Hana:Aoi-Chan! Think positive!
Aoi:WE'RE GONNA DIE QUICKLY!
(The Pretty Cure scream as Black Fang's energy blast is almost finished charging.
Lala clutches the Arc Reactor, causing it to glow brightly... and the engine to glow at the same time. The engine sparks and sputters and keeps glowing... until...
BOOM!
The Cures' speed increases greatly, almost going at supersonic speeds as Black Fang fires... just barely missing the car and scorching the road instead. Aoi whoops as the Cures swiftly disappear into the sunset.
Black Fang descends as the cars screech to a halt. He roars in anger and flips a car, cursing and firing beams into the sky)
Black Fang:DAMN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
(Black Fang's face suddenly fills with fear)
Black Fang:S-S-S-She's... gonna kill me!
(Lala puts the Arc Reactor in her pocket and the car finally stabilizes. The Cures laugh and cheer as they make a successful getaway)
Chourou:Well done, Lala-jaba!
Lala:This thing seems to control Mr. Stark's suit!
Aoi:Let's just focus on keeping it working!
(As the sun sets, the Cures drive off-road through a forest full of giant pine trees. After a few bumpy hills, they come across a degraded mansion. Boarded up, falling apart, and filled with junk outside the house.
Aoi parks the car, and Lala turns it off by dimming the Arc Reactor. While it wasn't exactly ideal, it was isolated and was actually abandoned)
Hikaru:Well, I guess it could be worse...
(The Pretty Cure settle in on the third floor, eating some Japari Buns they had stowed away from the crater. Lala stares outside the window, the manor overlooking a residential park. The soccer field and streets are lit up with various lights... enough to see the field is being used as makeshift supply pile)
Himari:Another Enormita base?
Lala:Yup-lun. Mr. Stark said most populated locations here are Enormita bases-lun...
Himari:I-I... I can see why... everyone else hides out instead of trying to fight...
(Hana lays down with Hugtan, settling into a spot next to a few empty crates)
Hana:I wonder how Baiser-San keeps finding us...
(The Cures equally ponder how Magia Baiser's Crew keep finding them despite not being tracked in any way for form.
Piton hums and plays with his Miracle Light... then chirps as something comes across his mind)
Piton:T-The Miracle Light... a-and us too!
Pekorin:What do you mean-peko?
Piton:That fire lady said she tracked magical energy when we first got here! What if they can track my Miracle Light and you guys as well?!
(Piton points his wing to the fairies)
Piton:And you girls also have those devices... the crazy lady could also track that!
Ciel:That makes sense... it's probably how they were able to track us to Lacey's Diner so quickly... b-but how do we counter it?
Piton:I'd... offer to leave my Miracle Light... but she can just track all of us...
(Hikaru sits next to Piton and puts a hand on his shoulder)
Hikaru:Piton... that Miracle Light saved us. And you made it yourself... it's what's keeping us alive...
Lala:We're a team, Piton-lun. We stay together-lun...
Aoi:Don't worry... we'll leave first thing in the morning. We should probably take shifts looking out like they do in action movies...
Ichika:Good idea... I'll go first...
(The Cures finally fall asleep, getting some much-needed rest and taking shifts to make sure no Armored Vehicles come to their makeshift hideout.
As the sky is barely starting to light up before dawn... birds chirp and leaves rustle in the morning wind, but something else can be heard...
Emerald Green boots approach the degraded house...)
...
Leopard:Surprise bitches! Time to die-
(Leopard drops her arm holding her revolver... noticing the house is empty. Leberblume manifests into the house and struts around)
Leberblume:I assume you lost them?
Leopard:NO! Our devices say their magical energy is RIGHT HERE!
Leberblume:Then where are they?
Leopard:Huh...?
(Leopard walks over to a small device. When she picks it up, the magical energy signatures fall off their radar)
Leberblume:Ahhh... they're getting smarter.
Leopard:Sneaky pricks...
(The girls walk out into the bright morning and get back into their vehicles, driving away from the abandoned house.
Back at Lang Falls, Magia Baiser walks out into the street as The Crew arrive. Eternal Voyager and Hibiki approach Magia Baiser unphased... but everyone else looks shaken)
Eternal Voyager:I'm sorry, mistress. They got away...
(Magia Baiser stares solemnly at the astronaut, her eyes wide and dejected)
Magia Baiser:Y-You didn't get them...?
(Hibiki nods her head. Magia Baiser simply responds with a dry chuckle. She turns away with a troubled look, pacing in a circle)
Hibiki:These girls are... different. They managed to beat us... and take some of our weapons.
Leopard:They did WHAT?!
Loco Musica:IDIOTS!
(The Crew (minus Eternal Voyager and Hibiki) flinch and lower their heads in fear)
Loco Musica:Our weapons are the one thing that makes us the strongest faction in The Void! T-They could... even the playing field with our tech!
B-Baiser-Sama! W-What are we gonna do?!
Eternal Voyager:We did manage to get... one of them, though...
(Eternal Voyager exposes his skull as his suit turns Cerulean again)
Leopard:Yayyyy... we finally killed off all The Fairies...
Finally, some good news, right Baiser-Chan?
(Magia Baiser smiles devilishly and turns to the astronaut)
Magia Baiser:Hibiki, Voyager... get the outer outposts ready.
I want everyone looking for the Pretty Cure.
Hibiki:Right away, madame.
(The Crew look at each other, but Trapster makes a ballsy call by coming forward)
Trapster:D-Does this mean... I won't get that promotion?
(Magia Baiser and the other Enormita members turn and glare at The Crew)
Rin:We're so sorry, Baiser-Sama!
Riko:These girls were too powerful for us!
(Queen Mirage falls to her knees and has a look of dread on her face)
Queen Mirage:Please! We just made one mistake! It won't happen again! Please!
Batetemoda:I'll kill 'em! I'll do whatever you want!
(Magia Baiser turns and walks back to her Giant-Man castle. Leopard turns around and calls to her BFF)
Leopard:Baiser-Chan? What should we do with these losers?
(Magia Baiser turns around with an annoyed and exasperated expression, as if Leopard is stupid)
Magia Baiser:Incinerate them!
Leopard:Yayyy...
(Leberblume uses her powers to freeze The Crew in place, then forces them to their knees. They all whimper and silently plead)
Leberblume:Executioner? Get your ass over here...
(The heavily armored Gold Knight gets up and approaches, wielding his giant vanquishing hammer. The Crew scream, cry, and plead as Magia Baiser walks into her fortress.
She doesn't turn back as distant gunfire, fleshy hammer clangs, and screaming impalements occur on the street)
To be continued...
(Bodies from the leftover carnage remain in the parking lot. Lacey drags the remains of two henchmen back into the restaurant... having already stripped and stashed their weapons inside)
Lacey:I guess I won't have to hunt them down... this is fresh produce for at least a month! I can make so many plates with this!
(Lacey throws the bodies in the cellar... with dozens of other rotting corpses)
Lacey:I hope those girls come by again... they sure pay better than anyone else!