After a mission against mercenaries, Ron suddenly becomes famous on accident but now values followers over friends. While this was going on, a mysterious alchemist, Diogenes Sethos, has freed Monkey Fist and is creating life at what was once the Roanoke Colony.
(Scene opens to a man wearing a purple and gold robe adorned with alchemy symbols in the Simian Canyon, walking to the edge of the spot where the temple of the Yono resides. He then takes his hood off, revealing his face seemingly in his 30s with shiny amethyst eyes, a black stubble beard, and long black hair with a long chin and Grecian nose, with silver skin for calmness)
Diogenes: This must be the place. The place where he is now on the Path of the Yono.
(Diogenes then walks to the center of the location, before pulling out a green potion and swirling it before drinking it straight from the bottle and putting it back in his robe. He huffs and blows below his feet, revealing a gold pin partially obscured from the ground. After pulling it, the temple of the Yono reveals itself, but Monkey Fist's statue at the top was gone)
Diogenes: Well, it's too bad the statue on top is gone. Regardless, they'll have to come.
(Diogenes then gets out a polished crystal shield from his back and a sword from his sheath that he ignited with fire, revealing itself as a flaming sword as Diogenes then chants the summon. The scene then cuts to DNAmy having a "date" with the stone statue of Monkey Fist, but then the statue shines to DNAmy's confusion before a flash made her shield her eyes, and she looks back to see Monkey Fist gone)
DNAmy: (gasp) Oh my word!
(The scene then cuts back to Diogenes chanting, where he has successfully summons the Yono, who emerges from the temple and reveals himself to be a monkey in a yellow and purple robe)
Yono: I am the Yono!
(Diogenes aims his flaming sword at him, which catches the Yono off-guard, as Diogenes' skin shifts to orange for confidence)
Diogenes: You have something I want, and I have battled monsters worse than you.
Yono: You dare challenge the Yono, mortal?!
Diogenes (determined): Yes!
Yono: Very well… Prepare to face the WRATH of the Yono!
(Diogenes backs up and prepares his shield and the Yono demonstrates his power before lunging electrifying energy, and Diogenes raises his shield before it struck him, deflecting the power back to the Yono, knocking him back through his temple. Diogenes looks around before charging his flaming sword, creating a larger magical flaming sword before sliding it on the ground and swinging it hard upwards, splitting the temple as it cracked and became unstable, but the Yono remains unharmed as he floats while glowing)
Yono: So, no flash. Time to crash!
(The Yono falls on the ground and the ground shakes, but Diogenes saw it, using it to jump up high and shove the flaming sword into the ground, creating a circle of fire that almost reaches the Yono, but he jumps up and floats before attempting to fire on Diogenes, but he whips out his shield, deflecting it back and hurting the Yono again, but this time the temple starts collapsing on them as Diogenes pulls out a blue potion and smashes it to the ground, creating a shockwave that pushes all the debris back and they all fall far, not harming Diogenes or the Yono, who was still wounded and now feared Diogenes, whose skin was now half-orange and half-red for anger. The Yono attempts to petrify Diogenes with his hand, but the latter raised his shield and it deflects back, making the Yono unconscious. Diogenes then puts his shield back as he picks up the Yono and beheads him, not leaving a drop of blood as the magic around them fades)
Diogenes: Perseus defeated Medusa this way, so I defeated YOU that way.
(Diogenes hears moaning outside and turns to see Monkey Fist on the ground, extinguishing the flames before sheathing his sword as his skin shifted back to silver. Monkey Fist pushes himself up, seeing he is no longer petrified)
Monkey Fist: What? I'm free? The Yono is no more?
Diogenes: Yes, and it was I who freed you, Lord Monty Fiske. Though, I can't shake the thought you prefer Monkey Fist these days.
(Monkey Fist quickly turned, seeing Diogenes approaching)
Monkey Fist: Who… who are you?
Diogenes: I am Diogenes Sethos, but you can call me the Alchemist. I've seen monsters far worse than the Yono.
Monkey Fist (shocked): You defeated a mystical monkey artifact?!
(Diogenes's skin changes to tangerine to represent his curiosity)
Monkey Fist (stuttering): Y… Y- Your… Your skin just changed color!
Diogenes (skin changing to yellow for ecstatic): Oh, this. After consuming so many of my potions, my skin now changes to whatever emotion I possess, and my eyes from brown to purple.
Monkey Fist: Okay, enough about that! What you did is take away my destiny!
Diogenes (skin changing to dark green for bitterness, circling him): Really? And where did this destiny take you, exactly? A stone prison under a monkey demon. I am here to offer you something much bigger than the pathetic path you're on.
Monkey Fist: What are you talking about? Talk, unless you want to witness my mastery of Tai Shing Pek Kwar!
Diogenes (skin changing to yellow): Don't worry, Lord Fiske, I'll tell you. I am a part of the secret society known as the Khufu's Eye. We have what you dream of. We have the resources to achieve your dream. Magic powers, mythical weapons, and prestige. We recruit people because of either their contributions or potential. Yet, I see potential in you.
Monkey Fist: And why should I join the Khufu's Eye to serve you?
Diogenes (flickering red): Serve? No, you'll be one of us. Like-minded people from all backgrounds wanting power, and I can help you with that. What do you say, Lord Fiske?
(Monkey Fist thought about it, but then looked back on all the times Kim and Ron beat him, along with Ron's baby sister Hana beating him too. He then smirks, sensing opportunity)
Monkey Fist: I'll join the Khufu's Eye, Alchemist.
Diogenes (smirking): You've made the right decision. Come now, I'll introduce you to the initiation.
(As Diogenes and Monkey Fist walk off, they were unknowingly being spied on by Yamanouchi ninjas, including Yori. Diogenes stopped and looked over to the cliffside with his skin changing to tangerine to find nothing before his skin went back to silver)
Monkey Fist: What is it?
Diogenes: Nothing. Let's move on.
(The two then continue out of the canyon as the scene shifts to Gutierrez Bay's Amber Heights district in the Southwest of the city, where the city's wealthiest reside. Kim was driving in her car with Ron toward one particular mansion before they got out)
Kim: This must be the collector's house. Wade said that mercenaries are in the collector's house.
Ron: Uh, aren't mercenaries supposed to be Hannah's thing? Y'know, because she has guns and all.
Kim: Well, she's kind of busy, along with Meg and Aiden. Doing this will be just like old times.
Ron (nostalgic): Yeah… just like old times.
(Kim knocks on the door before opening it, which shifts the scene into the house, where mercenaries with tactical armor and spears and shields rummage through the collector's artifacts while the collector was hogtied and gagged. Kim and Ron turn a corner, seeing the commotion going on, and the mercenaries took notice of her)
Kim (to Ron): Okay, you know what to do. See if you can find the artifacts and free the collector this time.
(The mercenaries do their battle cry before charging forward at the duo)
Ron: Wait, you mean…
Kim: Yup, I want YOU to save the day.
(Kim then charged forward at the mercenaries as Ron and Rufus looked at each other with happiness. Ron rushed over to the tied up collector and Rufus removed the ropes before Ron removed the duct tape)
Ron: What are they taking?
Collector: Believe it or not, my phoenix feathers, jackalope antlers, and minotaur fur!
Ron: Where are they?
Collector (pointing at his backyard): They have a truck back there!
(The scene cuts to the outside of the fancy, now-ruined backyard, where mercenaries were throwing their findings at the back of a pickup truck)
Ron: Hey, step away from the truck!
(A few mercenaries looked at each other in confusion before charging at Ron. He freaks out and goes toward a water hose he puts on jet. When he squeezes on the trigger, the water freezes the mercenaries, much to his confusion)
Ron: What the?! Freezing water?
Collector: Oh, the water heater was… broken.
Ron (looking at the hose): Huh… Cool!
(Ron squirts the water at more upcoming mercenaries, freezing them in place as well as freezing the wheels of the pickup before they got away. Kim walked outside with a few bruises and surveyed what was going on as the press suddenly came in and Ron turns the hose off)
Kim: Ron, you did it!
Ron: Yeah, I guess I did!
(Rufus pops out and agrees as the press swarmed around him)
Reporter: Is it true you used a freezing hose to save the day?
Ron: Did I? Oh, yes! I stopped those mercenaries with a freezing hose!
(Kim was watching nearby, crossing her arms)
Kim (to herself): Well, I hope it doesn't get to his head.
(The scene cuts to the campus Bueno Nacho, where Kim, Megan, Aiden, and Hannah were sitting, and Aiden was reading a newspaper with Ron on the front page)
Kim: Believe it or not, they're now starting to call Ron the "Ice Prince" and he's blowing up on social media.
Hannah: Yeah, now there're these recent trends #IcyRon and #RonIsFreezing. Aiden, did you get this?
Aiden (sarcastically): I did. Maybe Ron should create #RonTheFreezer just to gain more.
(Megan was listening to the whole thing all while putting carne asada, white rice, brown beans, cilantro, guacamole, fries, and pico de gallo before wrapping up the tortilla. Kim took notice of this)
Kim: What are you eating?
Megan: Oh, a little something to balance my diet, with some Californian cuisine inside. I call it the Cali-Style Burrito!
Kim: With fries inside?
Hannah: It's got the necessary nutrients. I mean, protein, carbs, vegetables, fruits, but what's more important is the taste.
(Megan tears her burrito in half before giving the other half to Hannah, and then Hannah eats it)
Hannah: Mmm… creamy, crunchy, and a WHOLE lot of everything. Kim, Techie, you've got to try this.
Kim: Um… I'll pass.
Aiden: Same.
(The team then hears music being played outside and people cheering on)
Hannah: I think that's Ron.
Students: Ice Prince! Ice Prince!
Aiden: Sigh. That's definitely him.
(The team gets up to see a large crowd, with Ron in attire that screams celebrity, including sunglasses as he greets people and signs autographs. Megan got in on the hype, holding out her notebook and a pen that Ron signed)
Ron: You're welcome, Megster!
(Megan then got back with the other three)
Aiden: Really?
Megan: What? It's his first public appearance!
(Ron continues past the people swarming him, who then part ways)
Ron: Thank you, see y'all this weekend!
Hannah: Well, Ice Prince. I can see you've had some fun.
Ron: Oh, you would NOT believe this, but after saving the collector and his… collection, I'm popular now!
Aiden: Wait, what? We never really saw you with others. How's that social life before this?
(Ron thought about it before flashbacks reveal students whispering to the other about him, his strange interactions with his professors, and eating a lot from a buffet at an event, causing people to laugh at him as it goes back to the present)
Ron: Well, I can put my awkward interactions behind me with this new life!
Aiden: You're not going to let this go to your head, are you?
Ron: No, of course not! I remember my lessons from last time!
Megan: Ookay, we got you.
Ron: Well, I better get going. Class starts for me in a few and maybe autographs to sign.
(Just after Ron walked off, Kim's Kimmunicator beeped and she answered)
Kim: What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade: I've just received word on the Yamanouchi Ninja School. The Yono has been defeated by someone.
Megan: Yamanouchi Ninja School? Yono? What?
Aiden (confused): Elaborate on what those are, please.
Wade: Okay, guys, Yamanouchi is a secret ninja school in Japan, and the Yono is a destroyer who can turn people into stone.
Megan: Oh… Just like Medusa. Well, what about them?
Wade: Yori deduced that whoever defeated the Yono also freed Monkey Fist. The only thing they told me about him was he carried a shield that deflected the Yono's power… and a flaming sword! Luckily, they've identified the only person capable of taking down such mythological beings, as did I.
(Wade then displays an old painting of Diogenes with a glowing symbol of the philosopher's stone glows golden behind him, and in his hands is a potion and his flaming sword pointed on the floor. At this, Megan squints her eyes, trying to get a glimpse)
Wade: You're looking at Diogenes Sethos, one of the most mysterious alchemists in the world. He's said to possess a formula for his elixir of life, one he used on himself.
Kim: Is there anything else about him?
Wade: It turns out HE was the one who sent those mercenaries. He might have tricked you since the artifacts recovered… were fake!
Aiden and Hannah: Fake?!
Kim: I… I didn't know! Wade, where did they go?
Wade: Diogenes is hiding out somewhere in the Egyptian desert near the pyramids but be warned: Monkey Fist might be with him.
Kim: Meg, Hannah, would you like to come along?
Hannah: I'll come.
(Megan snaps out of her state)
Megan: Oh, me? Yeah, I'll come.
(The scene then shifts to the desert at a ruin, where Diogenes was grating jackalope antlers into a bowl while Monkey Fist was nearby leaning on the wall)
Monkey Fist: What are you doing?
Diogenes (skin briefly changing to red): Well, if you had paid any attention to the name "alchemist," THIS is what I am doing. Mind passing the fur?
Monkey Fist (passes the minotaur fur): I just don't think this is related to what I am pursuing, I mean I want to get the Mystical Monkey Power!
Diogenes: Really? I'll let you guess two predators of monkeys.
Monkey Fist: Large snakes and big cats, why?
Diogenes: My work makes a difference in history across thousands of years, and I'm certain you won't want to cross me.
Monkey Fist (skeptical): Thousands of years? How so?
Diogenes: I am 3505 years old, to be precise.
Monkey Fist: WHAT?!
(The scene then cuts to Kim, Megan, and Hannah sneaking around the ruin, all dressed for the desert)
Megan: I don't get it. Why didn't we bring the guys along?
Kim: Because Aiden wanted to keep an eye of Ron, and Ron… well…
Hannah: Yeah. So, it's just us girls. A girls trip.
(The girls managed to get closer to the alchemist, and Kim uses her binoculars to see through the wall, seeing the alchemist at his boiling cauldron, putting minotaur fur in)
Kim (whispering): Okay, I see the two men. Meg, you-
Diogenes (interrupting): Don't bother. I've already sensed your presence. Come out, if you must.
Monkey Fist (confused): Who are you talking to?
(Kim, Megan, and Hannah then peak out before approaching the two, and Monkey Fist was less than pleased at their presence)
Monkey Fist: Kim Possible?! I think we all know whose going to win this round!
Kim: Not if we have something to say about it!
(Just as they posed for a fight, Diogenes stepped in front of Monkey Fist)
Diogenes: No.
Monkey Fist: You dare stand against me, Diogenes? I have a destiny to fulfill!
Diogenes (scoffing, skin changing to red): This is MY confrontation. See you at the Lost Colony.
(Diogenes pulls out a cloudy blue potion before throwing it below Monkey Fist, and the mist starts engulfing him after the bottle shattered)
Monkey Fist: Lost colony? What lost colony?!
(Just then, the mist dissipates after engulfing him, revealing he had disappeared)
Kim: What did you do to him?
(Diogenes's skin changes to silver as he turns to face them)
Diogenes (skin changing to tangerine): Kimberly Ann Possible, I've merely sent him somewhere else. I see you've even brought companions, (to Megan) especially you.
Megan: What? Never seen me before?
Diogenes: No, I have seen you before, but I can't quite picture it. Not yet.
Kim (confrontational): Back to why we're here, WHY did you steal a man's artifacts?
Diogenes: Artifacts? I think you mean ingredients. I seek to find out how life, death, and the universe works. Because of this, I've made history, even as if someone like you will stop me.
Kim: Well, we do know you're working for the Khufu's Eye, so if you're willing to give up…
(Diogenes pulls out a cloudy blue potion similar to the one used on Monkey Fist and he smashes it to the ground, which slowly envelopes him and his cauldron)
Diogenes: I never stop unless I want to. Not even after discovering the philosopher's stone. No, I'm wrong. I CREATED a philosopher's stone. You kids will be in way over your heads if you stop me.
(As the mist fully engulfs Diogenes and his cauldron, he laughs maniacally before the mist dissipates, revealing he and the cauldron was no longer there, to the girls shock)
Hannah: Did he just… vanish?!
Kim: He did!
(Megan stood there, as if she had seen this before. Kim and Hannah turn to her with Hannah elbowing her softly)
Hannah: What do you make of this, Tigress?
Megan: Me? Oh, this IS indeed something.
(The girls then just stand there as the scene shifts back to the university campus, where Aiden was pacing back and forth at their fountain on his Aidunicator)
Aiden: …no, you guys do NOT get it! Ron's become this self-absorbed jerk! He's not even listening to a word I said!
Kim: Aiden, I'm sure we can talk to Ron about this.
Aiden: Oh, quite easy for you to say. He's now favoring those who follow him more than us!
Megan: Techie, relax! I got this one. I've been to conventions before.
Aiden: Okay, but make it fast, Meg. I can feel him coming all the way over here.
(Aiden then looks to his left, seeing Ron posing for a few selfies and signing autographs nearby)
Aiden: Umm… I gotta go.
(Aiden then stops contact as he goes toward the crowd, seeing that Ron in his new attire had poured ice water on himself and the crowd goes wild, but Rufus chitters as Ron rubs him to help him warm)
Ron: Okay, now you've got 24 hours! I think I'll nominate… Megan, Aiden Clarke, and Kim Possible!
(Aiden jumps at this, and the crowd goes wild as Aiden backs up to contact, Ron notices him)
Ron: Hey, hey! Looks like Aiden is here just after I nominated him!
(The crowd turns to look at Aiden as his face flushes)
Aiden: What?
(Ron comes over and pulls Aiden in front of a crowd as he looks around like a deer)
Ron: Aiden, you've got to nominate some people to do this!
Aiden (reluctantly, faking a smile): Oh, uh, I would like to nominate… Hannah Hamilton, Chad J. Phil, and… Kiley.
Ron: Sounds good! Bring out the ice water!
(A few people carrying buckets throw the ice water on Aiden, causing him to shiver as he puts his hands on his arms and his teeth chatter as people laugh)
Aiden: It's freezing! Even my jacket isn't helping… (runs off yelling) DON'T JUDGE ME!
(Aiden runs off and contacts the girls on his Aidunicator)
Aiden: Guys… get over here… now!
Megan: Way ahead of you, Techie! Ron posted a video of you being drenched in ice water! It's hilarious!
Aiden (angrily): Wh… what? He posted… I'm gonna kill him!
Kim: Aiden, calm down. We'll take care of it when we get there. We still don't know the whereabouts of Diogenes.
Aiden (mood changing quickly): Wait, THE Diogenes? The alchemist whose skin changes color? He's a legend; A LOT of historical accounts talk about him. They say he's over thirty five thousand years old!
(Megan faints at this and Hannah immediately catches her)
Kim: Say what?!
(The scene then cuts to a forest clearing on Roanoke Island, where blue mist appeared, and it dissipates, revealing Diogenes, his cauldron, and Monkey Fist. A nearby phoenix that was sleeping wakes up and notices the two)
Monkey Fist: Where are we, Diogenes?
Diogenes: The lost colony. Roanoke Island.
(Monkey Fist smells something and feels getting warmer on one side)
Monkey Fist: Something is burning around here.
(He then turns to see the phoenix, and in turn the phoenix looked at him. He gets startled and slowly backs up as he enters a defensive stance)
Monkey Fist: A phoenix?!
Diogenes (skin turning to yellow, chuckling): I see that along with becoming a man monkey, you're still scared of fire, Lord Fiske.
Monkey Fist: Yes, but WHY do you have a phoenix?
Diogenes (skin turning to silver): Well, like me, it is immortal. Biologically, anyway. Dare to kill it, its ashes will revive it once more. (To the phoenix, petting it) Isn't that right, Achilles?
Monkey Fist (lets his guard down): Achilles?
Diogenes: Oh, you know. The supposed immortal warrior during the Trojan War with his own ankle being his weakness?
(Diogenes then gets to his cauldron and fills his bottle from its contents)
Monkey Fist: What's that?
Diogenes: A little something to create life with.
(Diogenes screams before throwing the bottle on the ground, shattering it as the liquid forms and out of it, a white Jackalope appears, looking around and eating like an actual jackrabbit, along with a red fox that looks at the jackalope and chases it into the forest)
Monkey Fist (stunned): This… th… that's impossible!
Diogenes: Not entirely convinced? Well then, I guess I can make a bigger puddle.
(Diogenes puts the fire to his cauldron out before he pushes the entire cauldron, albeit struggling at first before finally doing it, watching as the liquid started to bubble before both of a minotaur's arms come out, revealing a minotaur came out and pulled its double-headed axe out too before a sphinx and a pair of unicorns come out before the puddle dissipates)
Monkey Fist: Uh, has this been the first time you tried this?
Diogenes: No. Millennium ago, I managed to create wolves. Wolves whose scratches can be felt from a distance. Fenrir inspired me.
Monkey Fist (scoffing): What's next, a half-snake?
Diogenes (skin shifting to grey for scheming): Actually, I like that idea.
(The scene then shifts back to the campus, with Ron posing for cameras and taking selfies with other students, and Megan was looking at Kim's dorm, seeing everything going on before poking her head back in)
Megan (sighing): Ron's still out there, doing his thing.
Hannah: Aiden, I know he's not the brightest, but you have to calm down.
Aiden: Calm down? Easy for you to say, Hela! He's been pushing us away or even dunking us in ice water like he did to me today!
Hannah: Did you and Megan agree to call me Hela after hearing my backstory?
Aiden: Yeah.
Kim: Guys, I know he refused to straight up come to our debriefing, but we need to find out where Diogenes will strike.
Aiden (taking out his Aidunicator): Way ahead of you, actually. Wade found out a lot of unusual activity on Roanoke Island, where everyone on Roanoke Colony disappeared. Nobody knows what happened, but it's assumed they're all dead.
Kim: Being a mysterious alchemist, did Diogenes have anything to do with the entire colony disappearing?
Aiden: I mean, who knows. There's a book about Diogenes and his connection to North America's colonies, from the Roanoke Colony all the way to the American Revolution.
(As Kim was listening, she took a glance out the window, only to see Ron gone)
Kim (pulls out her Kimmunicator): I'll contact Ron. This has to…
(Before she could, a bottle came into the room before it smashed, slowing time around her as Kim looked out, and she is snatched by a lasso of gold vines before being tossed out, landing on Achilles's back and revealing Diogenes as her kidnapper before he urged for Achilles to fly, heading back toward Roanoke Island, and time unfreezes and Megan took notice, as well as the rest of the newbies)
Megan: Kim? KIM!
(Megan then notices shards of glass on the ground and gets closer to them, immediately knowing who it was)
Megan: Diogenes… that guy knows how to get one step ahead of us. Look at this stuff!
Aiden: Meg, how did you know it was the alchemist?
Megan: Isn't it obvious? Look at this liquid on the floor!
Hannah: What are we going to tell Ron?
Megan: I don't know.
(The scene then cuts to Diogenes extracting some of Kim's sweat as Achilles stood nearby before going to his alchemist set and putting it into a crucible already filled with blood from the Yono's head)
Kim: Okay, points for the weirdness of taking my sweat with your fire bird nearby.
Diogenes: Your sweat has what I need to create one other thing, and that "fire bird" is a phoenix.
Kim: What are you using my sweat for? Some sort of science project?
Diogenes (pulling out a snake skin): Precisely. (to himself) No wonder Jasmine has her snakes.
(Diogenes then puts the snake skin into the heating concoction, which dissolves it almost instantly as he then grinds a glowing black stone afterwards. He then used tongs to carry the crucible and pour it into an alembic, which distills the liquid into another vessel)
Kim: Just some simple chemist, are you?
Monkey Fist (walking in with a unicorn): He's managed to complete the impossible, Kim Possible. Hey, that rhymes!
Kim: Ookay, seeing you with a unicorn is like… an eleven out of ten on the weirdness scale.
(Diogenes's experiment gets done and he pulls the smaller bottle containing the distilled liquid out)
Monkey Fist (whispering): Trust me, it gets weirder from here.
Diogenes: Are you afraid of snakes, perchance?
Kim and Monkey Fist: No.
Diogenes: Well then, don't even try to look at its gaze.
(Diogenes then throws the bottle on the ground, shattering it as the puddle bubbles, and then a gorgon appears, rapidly coming out of the puddle with a spear as the puddle dissipates after it slid out completely)
Kim (surprised): That isn't something you see every day!
Diogenes (skin changing to yellow): Yes. I can create life! And I've practiced this millennia ago!
Kim: And what are you trying to do with all this, if you don't mind me asking?
(Diogenes's skin changes to green for disappointment as he turns to look at them)
Diogenes: You're not the first to try to get a plan out of me, Kim Possible. I expected better from a teen hero like you.
Monkey Fist: Come on, alchemist!
(Diogenes shakes his head in anger as his skin slowly changes to red)
Monkey Fist: At least do it for the sake of villainy! We…
(Diogenes quickly unsheathes his flaming sword and aims it at Monkey Fist as it was glowing with fire, scaring the unicorn and Achilles backs up a bit)
Diogenes: I. Said. NO!
Monkey Fist (backs away nervously with his hands up): But… I'll leave it to you. I'm going to check on the minotaur!
(Monkey Fist then dashes off as Diogenes then sheathes his sword after putting out the fire)
Kim: Is that sheathe made of precious metals?
Diogenes (skin shifting to silver): It's a scabbard, and yes, gold and silver make up its majority.
(The scene shifts back to the college campus where Ron was still taking selfies and signing autographs when his Ronunicator beeped, revealing Aiden, but Ron denies the call as Aiden looks with a raised brow before frowning. Ron waves at the crowd and bumps into Hannah by accident, who was crossing her arms)
Hannah: We need to talk.
Ron: Oh, I'd love to, but I've got to meet with my fans at the dorms!
(Ron then passes by Hannah as she looks back, clearly irritated as she facepalms and groans. Ron then encounters his fans, including Megan, who was doing the puppy dog pout on him)
Ron: Sorry, my Meg, but the puppy dog look can't stop the Ice Prince! (To everyone else) Whose up for ice water, everybody?!
(Everyone cheers as Meg breaks away from her expression, clearly disappointed by what's happening. The scene then shifts to Megan, Aiden, and Hannah sitting in the Saunders University Bueno Nacho, where Megan was about halfway through her made burrito when Ron came into the student center, where everyone was cheering him on once more, and Megan suddenly didn't want to eat it)
Megan: (sigh) I don't have the appetite for my own burrito anymore.
Hannah (annoyed): I can't believe this jerk. Kim's been captured by the alchemist and Ron here just doesn't seem to care!
Aiden (irritated): I know! We're supposed to save her, but Noooo! We're stuck watching over Ronald Rodomontade over there! He's such a child!
Hannah: Meg, what do you reckon we should do?
Megan: I'm… not usually the type to do this, but… we should talk to him.
Aiden: I don't know about that, Meg. We tried talking to him before.
Megan: I meant together, Techie.
Aiden: Oh, right. I keep forgetting.
(It then cuts to Ron finishing greeting his fans as they all part)
Ron: Thank you all so much! I'll see you all this weekend!
(Ron turns and sees Megan with Aiden and Hannah standing behind her like a tribunal)
Ron: Hey, newbies! What are you guys doing here?
Megan: Hey, um… we need to talk. The Alchemist has Kim and we may need your help with this.
Ron: Well, if KP has that courage and morale, I'm sure she'll-
Hannah (angrily): Morale?! You're talking about morale?! Courage is what you need, and all you're doing is playing celebrity across campus!
Ron: Whoa, Hannah! Perhaps you need to chill out!
Aiden: Ugh! This is what I am talking about, you're so out of touch! You still think that "ice" is going to solve your problems?!
Ron: Hey, I just found that out recently, man. Just got to be with my Ice Prince self.
(Megan look at Aiden and Hannah before turning back to Ron)
Megan: Ron, Kim needs us, and if you're going to stand around, could you… not say anything?
Ron: Well, yeah. I've got a public appearance to do at the gym right now.
(Just as Ron was walking away…)
Megan: And did I forget to mention the alchemist allied with, Monkey Fist?
(…Ron freezes at the mention of Monkey Fist)
Hannah (grabbing Ron's shoulder): That's better. You're coming with us whether you like it or not.
(Hannah then pulls Ron as the scene shifts to Roanoke Island, where Monkey Fist and the minotaur was setting up a perimeter as Diogenes was at his station preparing more potions as Achilles was sleeping near Kim, still tied by enchanted chains. Monkey Fist goes toward Diogenes after having finished)
Monkey Fist: What are we even setting up? A zoo? Clearly someone won't like seeing Kim tied up for display!
Diogenes: Because it won't be a zoo, but a colony of its own.
(As Monkey Fist and Diogenes continued their conversation, Kim looked at Achilles, who was waking up from his nap)
Kim: You're not that much of a dangerous bird, are you?
(Achilles shook his head before approaching Kim. Monkey Fist looks before lightly hitting Diogenes's shoulder, making Diogenes flicker red)
Monkey Fist: Should you be concerned about that?
(Diogenes looks to see Achilles being rather affectionate of Kim)
Diogenes: NO!
(As Diogenes stops his experiment and dashes over, the scene shifts to Hannah rising from the water, loading her machine gun before Aiden and Ron rise from the water nearby)
Hannah: Wade, we're outside Kim's location.
Wade: Be careful, guys. There's a lot of magic over there.
(Megan sees a jackalope looking at them before it sprints away)
Megan (gasping): A jackalope! I thought those were a myth!
Hannah: Then we're at the right part of the island. The Alchemist will be expecting us again, so we'll have to kick in the front door.
(Just then, a rustling was heard from the bushes as a sphinx looks at them)
Hannah: Freeze!
(Hannah then fires on the sphinx, which only bled out lead as the scene cuts to Diogenes and Monkey Fist stopping their conversation after hearing the gunshots)
Diogenes: They're here.
Monkey Fist: The army?!
Diogenes: Her little team.
(Diogenes then pulls out a potion with a grey clear substance before pouring it on himself, dissipating his robe into dark plated armor as he then gets out his flaming sword)
Diogenes: Get them. I'll be watching the prisoner.
(Monkey Fist then takes off, seeing that the gunshots were getting closer before the scene shifts to the team getting closer to Kim's location when Monkey Fist came, catching Ron off-guard)
Monkey Fist: Well, if it isn't Kim's team, as well as Ron Stoppable!
Ron: Dude, I thought you were on the path of the Yono!
Monkey Fist: Yes, but Diogenes is leading me onto greater destiny!
(Everything around them started feeling hot, and everyone turned to see blue fire spreading to them)
Monkey Fist: What's that?!
Hannah: Everybody down!
(Everyone gets down as Monkey Fist jumps into the water after them and the scene shifts to Diogenes, having shoved his sword in the ground to create an arc of fire, burning everything in its way, including his own creations)
Kim: Great. Reviving Monkey Fist only to burn him alive.
Diogenes: If he isn't there, perhaps you'll be the first.
(As Diogenes got closer to Kim, she struggles out of her spectral chains when he raised his sword, making a larger blade. Before he struck…)
Megan: NO!
(…Diogenes looked to his left, seeing Megan jump and do a spinning kick on Diogenes's head, knocking him backwards as Megan struggles to pull on the chains)
Kim: Meg, this is going to take a LOT more to unbind me!
Megan: But where am I supposed to… (gasp)
(Diogenes had regained himself before drinking another green potion and feeling power within as he puts the potion back in a pouch containing other potions before charging quick toward Megan. Megan backs up before Diogenes swings his sword, hitting the chains that weren't damage before Megan went toward his alchemist set. Gunshots were heard again as Monkey Fist ran out of the charring forest with Hannah giving pursuit as Aiden follows behind them and Ron turns to see Megan)
Aiden: Hold up, why am I here again?
(When Diogenes was closer to Megan, he was swinging his sword to slice her when Aiden saw it)
Aiden: Meg! Look out!
(Megan heard it and leapt high, doing a backflip over Diogenes as he looked up and turns around, seeing her land behind him as he stomps his foot, making the ground tumble as Megan lost her balance and it was up to Ron to get to the alchemy set. As Megan was avoiding Diogenes's swings and struggling to pierce his armor, Ron went toward the alchemist set, but was stopped by the gorgon, who was bleeding red after Hannah shot at it. The gorgon then charged toward Hannah as Monkey Fist fights her. Ron goes toward the set, but looks at himself on a glass bottle)
Ron: My gosh, what have I become?
(Diogenes notices Ron near the set and as soon as she knocks Megan back with his shield, he forms a magic bow with three arrows after sheathing his sword, making it grow in size before firing it)
Megan: Ron! Look out!
(Ron turns and ducks down before the arrows landed, destroying the set but leaving a book partially charred, but still readable)
Ron: Hold up, what's this?
(Diogenes blocks Megan's incoming attack before bringing out a spectral tail and swinging around, knocking Megan toward Aiden as he then dashes after them. Hannah continues looking away from the gorgon as Monkey Fist fights her, but Hannah blocks all the attacks as she is then coiled by the gorgon. After Ron read the book to look for a yellow potion to unbind magic chains, he looks at Diogenes and jumps, kicking Diogenes to the side and making his potions fall out, including the yellow one)
Ron (grabbing the yellow potion): Gotcha!
Diogenes (skin shifting to red, failing to grab Ron): NO!
(Ron then throws the potion at Kim's bonds, which dissolves parts of the chains as Kim can move again)
Diogenes: No! Stop her!
(The gorgon notices Kim free and releases Hannah, making her stumble as Monkey Fist tries attacking again, but Hannah grabs his ankle and spins him toward the gorgon, making it go after Hannah again as she pulled out a pistol and shot it in the head as the minotaur came in, noticing the different duels going on as the gorgon drops dead)
Kim: Thanks for freeing me, Ron.
Ron: Well, you've got the newbies to thank for talking sense into me.
Kim (pushes Ron away): Look out!
(Kim also jumps away from the minotaur's axe as she jumps up high avoiding its axe swings and kicking it square in the face, knocking it unconscious. Diogenes notices this and sheathes his sword and shield before drinking a purple and green potion simultaneously, getting more energy)
Diogenes: Rrrrraaaaaaaaargh!
(His roar was heard loud everyone looked, and as Diogenes charged at everyone, he purposefully grabs Monkey Fist with a spectral hand as he was fighting Hannah)
Diogenes: This is MY fight!
(He then throws Monkey Fist toward where Kim was held, breaking it as Ron avoided his attack and saw Aiden nearby, pulling out his taser and attempting to stun Diogenes, but the electricity only electrified his armor as Diogenes then shot electricity from his palm, shocking Aiden as Ron ran after him)
Aiden: Ron, put your ice to good use for once!
Ron: Oh, right!
(Ron looks in his pocket and looks at the ice pack he kept in his pocket and a bulb lights up in his head as Ron threw the pack like a hockey puck on the grass as Diogenes kept getting the upper hand against Kim, Megan, and Hannah when he accidentally slips on the ice pack, falling back first on the ground)
Kim: What was that about us being in way over our heads to stop you? Turns out we did stop you.
Diogenes: Maybe so, but this is just the beginning!
(Diogenes pulls out another blue potion and smashes it to the ground, making a shockwave that knocks everyone back and Diogenes whistles for Achilles, who flew upwards and grabs onto Diogenes as he hopped in the air, and all the team could do was see him fly off as Monkey Fist regains consciousness and sits up)
Monkey Fist: Wait, what?! Diogenes, don't leave me with them!
Hannah: Looks like he betrayed you.
Monkey Fist: Oh, come on! I never even got to be initiated into his Khufu's Eye!
Ron: Welcome back to the real world, dude.
(The scene then shifts back to the Bueno Nacho on campus, where the team was sitting and Megan was eating her burrito)
Aiden: Well, Naco Man, have we learned anything?
Ron: Being famous is kind of fun, but at the same time it can change you.
Hannah: That's NOT an answer we expected, but something like that.
Kim: I'm just glad to have you back, Ron.
Ron: Yeah? I'm glad to be seeing you again, KP.
(Ron notices Megan eating her burrito)
Ron: What's that, Meg?
Megan: Oh, it's a Cali-Style Burrito I invented. It's got carne asada, guacamole, pico de gallo, beans, rice… and the secret ingredient? Fries!
Ron: Okay, points for the weird combination.
Kim: Sorry, but I'm with Ron, Meg.
(The scene then shifts to an underground laboratory, where Diogenes was looking through his books before slamming one shut in frustration)
Diogenes: I can't believe I was beaten by children! And that mention of a mystical monkey artifact…
(Diogenes looks at a scroll of the Han, recognizing it is a mystical monkey weapon)
Diogenes (skin changing to grey): Well, time for snakes and lions to mingle among monkeys.
[END EPISODE]