AN. This one will be a series of minis about the Bad Batch. They're inspired by memes, and the Bad Batch's unconventional way of naming things- you'll see what I mean. I just put them together because they're all only a few sentences each.
Enjoy!
Hunter was pacing around the cell, staring at the ceiling with his arms crossed. Crosshair was leaning against the wall, toothpick in his mouth. He seemed completely unbothered by the fact that he was in prison again. Echo, Tech, and Wrecker were all sitting on the floor of the cell. Hunter turned on Crosshair and threw his hands up.
"Crosshair! They were going to let us go!" Crosshair flicked his toothpick away and didn't answer. Hunter sighed.
"Why did you stab him?" Crosshair shrugged.
"That's what it was for. What else would I do with a people-opener?" Tech snorted, and bent back to his datapad, trying to hide his reaction, while Wrecker simply laughed. Hunter groaned.
"Cross, did you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?" Crosshair smirked and grabbed a new toothpick.
"Should I not have?" Hunter groaned and sank to the floor. He buried his head in his hands, but Crosshair noticed a slight shake to his shoulders. When he looked closer, he realized Hunter was laughing silently. He smirked again, and grabbed a toothpick to throw at Hunter.
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Hunter was briefing Tech on the mission he'd just come back from. The rest of the Bad Batch were still on Kamino, having stayed due to a punishment from and unfortunate incident with explosives. Wrecker and Crosshair were still in their holding cells, so only Tech was there to greet Hunter. Privately, Hunter was glad of the fact that he wasn't instantly bombarded with Wrecker and Crosshair.
"And then he ran into my knife." He explained. "He ran into my knife ten times."
Tech rolled his eyes, looking up from his datapad.
"You mean you stabbed him." he stated plainly, adjusting his goggles before returning to his datapad. Hunter sighed and shook his head.
"No, he ran into my knife." he repeated stubbornly.
Tech simply sighed, and made a note of Hunter's renaming of stabbing. He'd started keeping track when they first started, due to their tendency to only respond to their names for things. Crosshair was the worst of them all, having refused to acknowledge things unless his new name for it was used. It had ended up causing so many problems that Tech had decided it would be easier to just keep track. He entered the note into his datapad.
Ran into my knife: stabbing- Hunter.
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AN. Welp, that's that. I have so many memes, and there are a couple longer ones that should be posted tomorrow. Or maybe it's today. Ugh, don't think about my scheduling. I can't wait for you all to read ASC and TBD!
May the Force be with you!
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