Sewer Samuel continues smiling widely at the man before him. This man is Samuel Almodovar, the leader of a shadow organization known as the Black Sheep, who was sent from the future to defeat Sewer Samuel and sever the influence of Transformer before it can warp reality beyond recognition. Almodovar wastes no time, running straight towards Samuel, but before he can close the gap, the world shifts around him, and he finds himself slamming into the exterior wall of a building. He looks around, finding himself in a run-down city, with a nearby sign identifying it as Alcatraz, New Mexico.
"Damn it…" Almodovar grumbles, having lost sight of Samuel due to the shift. He knows that Samuel will still be around here somewhere, but with an entire city to look through, finding him won't be easy. Almodovar looks for anything out of place, and spots an igloo nestled between two regular buildings. Almodovar barges inside, but the only person he finds is a penguin named Pengno.
"Have you seen this man?" Almodovar pulls out a picture of Sewer Samuel from his pocket and unfolds it to show Pengno, who strokes his beak while inspecting the image.
"Mmhm…hmmm….mmmm….nope, never seen the guy." Pengno responds. "You know what I have seen though? This fresh new weapon here. You wanna buy it?"
Pengno holds up a Thomas Gun, an illegal weapon that shoots burning coal. Before Almodovar can even respond, the igloo rumbles, and a large muscular man busts in through the wall with a big hammer.
"I heard everything, you guys are in trouble." says John Henry, hero and movie star, striking his famous pose from John Henry III.
"Oh crap, it's John Henry!" Pengno squeaks, ducking behind cover. Pengno fumbles around for a moment before picking up a spawn egg, which he uses to summon Pinebrine. Pinebrine starts walking towards John Henry with his arms raised, making zombie groaning noises, and John Henry effortlessly swats him away with his hammer, before turning to face Almodovar.
"Quick, take this!" Pengno tosses Almodovar the Thomas Gun, and Almodovar starts shooting at John Henry, but John Henry winds up a hefty hammer swing, which grants him enough invincibility frames to completely tank the barrage. The hammer connects straight with Almodovar's shoulder, making an audible cracking noise and sending Almodovar sprawling to the ground. John Henry plucks the Thomas Gun from Almodovar's grasp and walks away, considering his heroic deed done. Almodovar curses under his breath, standing up and leaving the igloo. He spots a nearby hospital, and decides to check if he can find any medical supplies to fix up his arm before returning to his objective. The moment Almodovar enters the hospital, there's a flash of bright light, and when it fades, Almodovar is wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope. A skeleton with a name tag reading "Dr. Skeletal Agonizer" rushes over to Almodovar.
"Ah, Dr. Almodovar, thank goodness you're here. The patient is stable, but I was about to go check on him, come along now." Skeletal Agonizer says. Almodovar, having his mind slightly influenced by Transformer, nods and follows the skeleton, entering a room where Sewer Samuel is laying on a hospital bed. Almodovar looks down at his clipboard, causing him to glimpse the reality anchor attached to his belt, which is protecting him from some amount of Transformer's influence. Seeing the anchor reminds Almodovar of his true objective, and he looks up again at Sewer Samuel, scowling. Samuel quickly picks up the phone next to his bed, and, without even dialing a number, speaks into it.
"The sadistic mayor of Mississippi, Skinny legs 1." Sewer Samuel declares, and just as Almodovar is barreling towards Sewer Samuel, Skinny Legs appears before him, smacking right into his face. While Almodovar is reeling for a moment, Samuel uses the opportunity to warp reality again. "Your mission is to kill John Henry."
Skinny Legs and Almodovar both snap to attention and salute at Sewer Samuel, marching out of the door and leaving the hospital. While Skinny Legs clambers away to find John Henry, Almodovar once again remembers his true objective, and rapidly whirls around to reenter the hospital, only to find an empty lot in its place, and the entirety of Alcatraz, New Mexico nowhere to be seen. He groans, realizing that the extent of Transformer's power is far greater than what he had anticipated. This mission is far from straightforward.
Meanwhile, night has fallen and the Moe-tel is quiet and undisturbed. The door has been taped off with police tape, and the surroundings are dotted with patrolling Obamoids. In the distance, Fred Jones is staking out the spot with binoculars, while Fredz and Gunter stand nearby.
"So…when do we get food out of this?" Gunter asks, and Fredz shushes him.
"Fred has his ways." Fredz assures.
"See, if we went to a restaurant, I'd have to trade in some of my precious treyzures to get money for food! But this place, they throw out boatloads of food every day! A quick stop in their dumpster and we should be all set!" Fred says. "Alright gang, here's the plan. Fredz, take this."
Fred hands Fredz a kazoo before continuing.
"Your job is to distract the guard thingies. Run around and make a lot of noise to get their attention. Weird guy, you come with me, you're gonna put those long legs of yours to good use and pick me up so I can get into the dumpster. Alright, move out, go go go!"
Fred stands up and runs forwards, dragging Gunter along, while Fredz runs the other way and starts blowing into the kazoo and flapping his arms about. The Obamoids lock their attention on Fredz and start chasing him down, just as Fred planned. Fred and Gunter reach the dumpster, and Gunter hoists Fred high enough that he can scramble inside. Fred starts rummaging around, tossing out big garbage bags full of dry biscuits and old scrambled eggs. However, as he's sifting through the bags, Fred encounters one that catches his interest. Its contents are solid and heavy, and when he peels away the trash bag, he sees an unmoving face looking back at him. It appears to be a large slab of some kind of solid material, with an occasional pulsating able to be felt from within.
"A hidden treyzure!" gasps Fred, taking the object fully out of the trash bag and hauling it out of the dumpster with everything else. Just as soon as he gets out of the dumpster, Fred hears Fredz screaming nearby.
"AHHH! HELP!" Fredz shrieks, as the Obamoids attack him, having caught up to him without much difficulty. Fred and Gunter run over, and Fred hands Gunter the trash bags and the slab before pulling on Fredz to get him away from the Obamoids. The Obamoids are able to tear Fredz's leg off, and begin swarming it like piranhas, eating the flesh down to the bone. Fred drags Fredz back to the van, with Gunter following as well, and they jump inside and floor it, escaping the Obamoids.
"Alright Fredz, I got a new Treyzure, go ahead and add it to the treyzure catalog!" Fred says cheerfully.
"Fred my leg is gone I might bleed out." Fredz says.
"Oh, of course, well, you're in luck! I've been saving a special treyzure just for this!" Fred says, leaving the steering wheel unattended as he ducks into the back for a moment and grabs a big stick, which he jabs onto Fredz's leg to act as a peg leg. Fredz yelps, but Fred shushes him. "It's okay, it's fixed. Now, get that treyzure catalogued!"
"Yes sir…" Fredz says, taking out a notebook and flipping through pages until he finds a blank spot. "What is it?"
"I have no idea." Fred proclaims.
"Okay, I'll take a look." Fredz says, peeking at the slab. After some analysis, Fredz determines that since this thing is kind of egg shaped and Fred found it in the same dumpster as a bunch of scrambled eggs, it should be called The Ovum, which he jots down in the catalog.
"The Ovum? What's that supposed to mean?" Fred says, peeking at the entry.
"It's an egg. I think that thing might be an egg." Fredz responds.
"Yeah, sure, coulda just called it 'The Egg' in my opinion, didn't need to be so fancy schmancy, but oh well! It's catalogued now!" Fred looks back in front of him and drives off in search of more treyzures.