"UGGGH, are we THEEERE YEEET?" Jonnnny whines, getting tired from following Snake for so long.
"Yes." says Snake, standing up. "He's gotta be somewhere around here."
"What makes you so sure?" Indy asks, crossing his arms. Snake points up, prompting Indy and Jonnnny to look up and see the giant neon flashing sign that says "WELCOME TO ANDYLAND", with smaller text beneath reading "Population: Andy".
"Oh boy, we made it! I can't wait to see what sorts of crazy things happen in Andyland!" Jonnnny says, proudly marching through the gate to Andyland, and bumping straight into the chest of a guy dressed like a medieval knight.
"Halt, what business do you have in Andyland?" the knight inquires.
"We wanna talk to Andy!" Indy says.
"Well, you're lookin' at him. I'm Andy." says Knight Andy.
"Hi Andy, I'm Dad!" says Dad.
"No, you nincompoop! They obviously came here for King Andy!" says Guard Andy, slapping both Knight Andy and Dad on the back of the head.
"Uhhh…okay, yeah, take us to King Andy." Jonnnny says.
"For what reason do you seek audience with the king?" Knight Andy demands, crossing his arms and looming over Jonnnny.
"We're his cousins! We saw his name on the Smash Brother family tree and wanted to see what his deal was because we'd never heard of him before!" Indy says.
"Ha! Yeah right, you know how many people try that one?" laughs Guard Andy, leaning forwards and flicking Indy on the nose. This small act of aggression proves to be enough to agitate Stronger Than You, which suddenly tackles Guard Andy and begins ripping into him.
"Actually, this is the first time anyone's said that- WHOA! WHOAAA!" Knight Andy gasps and pulls out a bell and starts ringing it loudly. "SEIZE THEM! SEIZE THEM! TEN MILLION YEARS DUNGEON! NOW!"
Enforcer Andy rushes out of the castle and throws a big weighted net on Stronger Than You, before picking up Jonnnny and Indy in his arms.
"Hey! You're not allowed to directly attack a Smash Brother!" Jonnnny whines, but Enforcer Andy doesn't listen, as he drags Jonnnny and Indy into the castle. Knight Andy glares at Snake.
"You gonna follow them, bub?" Knight Andy asks.
"Hrngh…yeah…" Snake grunts, dutifully following behind Enforcer Andy as he leads Jonnnny and Indy to the dungeon. Enforcer Andy throws Indy and Jonnnny into a cell, and Snake walks in after them to let Enforcer Andy close the door and lock it. Across the cell, Harmonica Andy is loudly playing on his harmonica, while Crazy Andy rattles and chews on the cell bars.
"They got you too?! Listen, we gotta get outta here…I think I might be the real Andy, these guys don't know what they're doing, they threw me in here and they called me crazy!" Crazy Andy says. Harmonica Andy puts down his harmonica for a moment to speak up.
"You are crazy, Crazy Andy." Harmonica Andy says.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Crazy Andy snarls, frothing at the mouth.
"Wow, Indy, this place is really cool!" Jonnnny says.
"Yeah!" Indy responds, giving Jonnnny a high five while Crazy Andy and Harmonica Andy continue shouting at each other in their cell.
Mr. Grey paces back and forth, gesturing wildly as he yammers into his phone in a heated tone. Nearby, Akulbek is watching as Wiggles shovels aside another scoop of dirt from the ankle-deep hole he's standing in. Wiggles raises the shovel again and hesitates, looking at Akulbek.
"It's just gonna happen again, you know." Wiggles says.
"No, this spot is safe, I trust it." Akulbek assures, and Wiggles sighs, before jabbing the shovel back into the ground and immediately receiving a strong electrical shock. Wiggles angrily throws the shovel aside, and it falls into another nearby hole he dug a few minutes earlier.
"I'm sick of this! There's just too much damn infrastructure!" Wiggles whines.
"Hi sick of this, I'm Dad!" says Dad.
"You are weak little baby. Dinosaur man had no trouble with this." Akulbek says, looking around and pointing at another unbroken spot of the ground. "Try this spot next. I have good feeling about it."
Before Wiggles can even try to get the shovel back and start digging again, Mr. Grey walks over and starts talking to Akulbek.
"He wast noit home I tried to reach him I hadtoy leavyong a message indida mailboix he will get bactoiyus later" Mr. Grey explains. Akulbek puts a hand on Wiggles's shoulder, stopping him before he can get too far into his assigned digging task.
"Be happy, no more holes today." Akulbek declares. Mr. Grey pulls up one of the spinning 3D models and starts pointing at it with his gangly fingers.
"We needa doyda hyper prism and encapsulate photonic output in the quantum converter we defragment the glagovectron-nucleus toi finda the signature thata take us right toihim." Mr. Grey explains, while Akulbek nods along in understanding.
"Yes. I could see no better way. We will get started immediately." as Akulbek responds, Wiggles loudly clears his throat, and Mr. Grey and Akulbek both swivel in place to stare at him. Despite the intense intimidation, Wiggles builds up the courage to speak.
"That sounds really complicated for finding this guy, he looks pretty damn distinctive don't you think? If he's really running around causing trouble, he's probably on the news. Why don't we just skim through recent news reports and see if we can find-" before Wiggles can finish his thought, Akulbek winds up a massive punch and floors him instantly. Wiggles sees stars and his vision blurs, but through the daze he sees Akulbek and Mr. Grey step up and look down at him.
"Not bad idea. We will give it a try." Akulbek declares. Akulbek glances at Mr. Grey, who pulls out his phone and puts it in his mouth, before taking it out and performing a very complicated sequence of rapid finger swipes, rearranging planets and stars on a snippet of a galactic map and occasionally typing in a long sequence of numbers when a keypad pops up. After about 20 seconds of this, the phone unlocks and he opens the news app, in which all the text is unrecognizable due to Mr. Grey's language settings. As soon as he opens the app, a huge headline appears at the top and a video begins autoplaying, showing the same guy from the 3D model, a man with a bulbous head and a sun-shaped body, picking up babies in a maternity ward and embracing them tightly before placing them back down in their beds. Wiggles, peering over Mr. Grey's shoulder, lets out an audible "Aha!"
"I know where that hospital is! How recent was this news report?" Wiggles asks, and Mr. Grey looks at him like he's stupid, pointing at some blob of runic text in the corner of the screen.
"Live vidya broidcast." Mr. Grey responds, tapping the text again to draw more attention to it.
"Oh, of course, my bad. Point is, I know where it is, it's not that far away. I'll tell you the directions."
"I do not trust you to navigate. You will drive us." Akulbek picks up Wiggles and places him in the driver's seat and gives him a little pat on the head before he can protest, locking the door from the outside. He and Mr. Grey get in the back and take a pair of hidden keys out from behind the seat belt receptacles, and simultaneously insert them into two slots and turn them to open up a high-tech cryo-chamber, from which they procure two bingo cards to fill out to pass the time while Wiggles drives.