"You are WEAK! You are DISPOSABLE! Before now, your lives had NO purpose!" shouts an authoritative voice. "TODAY, that changes. You may lose your lives, but your sacrifice will NOT be in vain."
Sandcastle Sandy's eyes track the shouting sea turtle as it crawls back and forth across the shaking ground in front of him, Bobby, and Roger, who are all wearing full-body tactical turtle-themed gear. Bobby leans over to Sandy and whispers in his ear.
"Man, what'd you sign us up for? I just wanted to do a nice thing for that crippled kid."
Before Bobby can get a response, the turtle butts into the conversation.
"The Heart of the Sea is no laughing matter! So NO LAUGHING!" the turtle shouts, despite the fact that nobody was laughing in the first place. Before the turtle can say anything else, a horrible metal screeching sound rings out, and the turtle is showered in sparks from a blade that's whirring against the metal wall, cutting through it. The blade cuts three lines, and then there's a loud bang against the wall, but since the lines didn't connect properly, the section doesn't fall off, and a dent just appears instead. A faint exchange can be heard from behind the wall.
"Dude, you messed up, the cut didn't go all the way."
"It's harder than it looks! This thing keeps rocking all over the place!"
After a few more series of grating blade-on-metal noises, a big chunk of the wall falls inwards, crushing the turtle, and Windmillard strikes his signature pose as he's bathed in light from the outside, revealing that the small fishing boat that these guys have been holed up in is barely out of wading distance from the shore.
"Affiliates of the Sea Turtle Oligarchy! Your vessel has been seized by radical eco-terrorists!" Windmillard exclaims proudly, before receiving a nudge from a man in teal nautical gear standing next to him.
"It's the Radica Eco-Warriors, not 'radical eco-terrorists'." the man says.
"Thank you, Captain Baha. Yes, your vessel has been seized by the Radica Eco-Warriors! Surrender now or be killed on the spot!"
"We'll never bend to your will! The Oligarchy is above you lowlifes!" shouts one of the other turtles in the cabin, as it and the other turtles scramble very slowly into battle formation. Windmillard steps aside, and Captain Baha steps forwards, holding up his prosthetic arm cannon, the Baha Blaster. A targeting reticle appears on one of the turtles, and then a shot fires, hitting its mark and killing the turtle instantly with a vaporizing blast of electricity. The same happens to the other turtles, and then Baha points the blaster at Roger, who's been quietly crying to himself this whole time. Before the blaster can lock on, Sandy frantically waves his arms around and stands up.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT! DON'T SHOOT! We're not with them!" Sandy exclaims, and Baha lowers the gun slightly.
"Why are you guys dressed like that?" Baha asks, in reference to the obviously turtle-themed gear.
"They made us wear it, I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention." Bobby says with a shrug, and Sandy shushes him.
"We're double agents, we defend the beach. They killed our lifeguard, so we were trying to infiltrate their ranks to get back at them." Sandy explains, making up a quick lie on the spot that isn't entirely unbelievable. Before Baha can respond, he loses his footing as the entire boat shakes and begins to dip into the water. The cause of this soon becomes apparent as General Albert walks in, busting a hole through the wall over the hole that Windmillard cut. He has a gleeful smile, and he gives Sandy an excited handshake.
"Well, hey hey hey, glad to hear we're on the same side! I think we'll get some good work done together! Baha, call in Midnight!" Albert says, and Captain Baha nods, pulling out his Stand, Code Red, which takes the form of a giant war horn. Baha blows into the horn, and a massive black whale leaps from the water, casting a great shadow as it soars overhead, before seeming to stop in midair, being suspended in a water bubble that Gibberon creates using Sea of Love. The fishing boat is blasted away by the enormous splash of water created by the whale, but the Eco-Warriors and their new allies are able to leap up to the whale and board it before then. Captain Baha takes the helm, and everyone holds on as Midnight descends back into the ocean, with Windmillard creating an air bubble for its riders as it disappears beneath the waves.
Meanwhile, M'lizza, still hungry for more power, detects a great power signature manifesting into the Realm. M'lizza uses its all-vision to stare into the distance, until it sees the source of this sudden power: a toy skeleton with glowing red eyes sitting on an otherwise empty kitchen counter. M'lizza dives into the ground and begins burrowing towards the distant house where this is located. Along the way, M'lizza suddenly emerges into a hole, and falls onto an array of wooden spikes, with dug out grooves in the walls full of dart-shooting tiki head traps. The poison darts embed themselves into M'lizza's flesh, but their effect is minimal, only serving to agitate the beast. M'lizza crawls up out of the pit and takes a step forwards, only to simultaneously have eight different bear traps snap shut around its many legs. A rifle round embeds itself into one of M'lizza's eyes, and M'lizza glares towards its point of origin, seeing someone slink away behind a tree. M'lizza attempts to use its all-vision, but since one of its eyes just got shot, it can only use its most-vision, which lets it see through the shadows and terrain but not see any further than its regular line of sight. Behind the tree is Sh as Mason, caressing his rifle and giving it a sweet kiss.
"Oh, Nellie, you're doing wonderful, lass." Sh as Mason says, before popping out to take another shot at the beast, which he'd been tracking up to the point using Block N Load, predicting its movements and setting up traps accordingly. The moment Sh as Mason peeks out from his cover, M'lizza lunges straight at him, ripping him in half with its giant claw. M'lizza is about to dive back down into the ground, but another shot rings out, planting itself firmly in one of the vertebrae of M'lizza's perplexing, shotgun-wielding tentacle, causing it to crack apart as the entire limb falls limp.
"Ha! You really thought I wouldn't have a decoy, old chap? Clearly you underestimate Sh as Mason, the greatest big game hunter to ever set foot on Radica!"
"You're less than a fish finger to me. I will not even feast on your corpse once I kill you." M'lizza states coldly, turning to face Sh as Mason. Sh as Mason takes out his trusty machete and chops a rope next to him, sending a large boulder swinging straight towards M'lizza's head. M'lizza catches the boulder and crushes it in its hands, before spewing out a wave of electrified gravy sludge to cover the surroundings. M'lizza then freezes the gravy, skidding across it at frightening speeds to close the gap between itself and Sh as Mason. Sh as Mason takes several more shots, expertly targeting M'lizza's eyes with each bullet, and leaving hefty damage on the monster's body with the high-caliber rounds. Sh as Mason even manages to take out one of M'lizza's legs, causing it to lose its footing and begin veering off course, before using its claw to correct its trajectory. Just as M'lizza closes in on Sh as Mason, a holler comes from behind.
"TALLY HO!" shouts Sh as Mason, diving towards M'lizza with his machete drawn, having used another decoy to get M'lizza where he wanted. Sh as Mason lands on M'lizza's back and begins chopping away at its neck, attempting to decapitate the great monster and claim its head for Apey Kem's hunt. M'lizza jams its own hands into the slushy gravy puddle and sends a huge surge of controlled electricity through itself and into Sh as Mason, using the electricity to manipulate Sh as Mason's neurons, commanding him to instead turn the machete on his own neck and begin to saw his own head off.
"Great scott, whatever could I have done to deserve this from you, my trusted blade! Surely this is not because I said I would replace Nellie- I would never do that to you!" Sh as Mason tries to reason with himself, but apparently his argument is not convincing enough, and a few seconds later, his severed head falls to the ground, followed shortly by the rest of his body, as M'lizza continues on its way, galloping towards the distant house, albeit at a someone slower pace due to its newly sustained wounds.