(the episode starts with Furabijo and Carl watching TV)
Saranoia: What are you 2 watching this mindless show?
Furabijo: pretty easy really we just hacked into the satellite TV station and boom! We got telly
Saranoia: when I was a child,sitcoms can get you anywhere,except for Iceland
Zurgane: in case you haven't noticed Saranoia,people beg to differ
Furabijo: what he means is many people find you unlikeable
Saranoia: what?! I'll show them unlikeable
Furabijo: and boys ages 2-11 find you sick
Saranoia: …
Furabijo: don't never fear,because I have an idea that'll make you likeable
Saranoia: keep going Furabijo cause I'm listening
Wendinu: well confidently enough I know just the guy to get it done,meet Gazort
Gazort: (roars)
Saranoia: (about to throw a dark ball at him)
Gazort: (roars)
(at Dairy Queen)
Chomper: what's this? A cook off?
Cera: never seen that before
Chomper: since when is a cook off involved in this?
Lina (Yin Yang Yo): since Hyp's dad help funding this competition with the Ad Council
Guido: I don't care how they cook it as long as it's cooked well
Cera: stick around,you might be surprised
Ruby: only one way to find out
(Yin shows up)
Chomper: Yin,you're entering the competition?
Yin (Yin Yang Yo): if anyone wants to cook,I want in
Littlefoot: hope to have your spatula ready cause this is about to get dirty,literally
(sees a person covered in frosting)
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); anyways,let's get this over with shall we
(at the fortress)
Saranoia: So how's this gonna help me with world domination?
Furabijo; works for most villainesses,Kitty included
Gazort: (roars)
Saranoia: that won't do,you see I have the naturally beauty
Brother Herman: pfft,most people to be exact
(back to the others)
Chomper: (drooling)
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); are you still thinking about meat again?
Chomper: who me? No why would think of meat? (starts drooling again)
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); thanks for coming,I wanted to say thanks to Hyp's dad for funding this competition and let's get started shall we?
(somewhere around Dairy Queen,Furabijo and Wendinu are watching them)
Furabijo; so which dino brat should be the first love victim?
Wendinu: doesn't matter. There's 7 of them and we need 1. And they'll convince them to help us to take over the world,Saranoia will be pleased for this,plus I'll get a boyfriend for this
Furabijo: you? It was my idea that I want a boyfriend! Give me that!
(Furabijo and Wendinu starts struggles over the love potion as they dropped into the drinks)
Littlefoot: hmm,I wonder what a smoothie tastes like
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): let's see
(Littlefoot and Yang drinks it as they fall in love)
Furabijo; oh no…
Wendinu: not good
Cera: not very sweet is it?
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): not as sweet as you
Cera: uh thanks I guess,why are grinning like a love sick bonehead?
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); cause he is one
Littlefoot: (cross popping vein) hey!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): go dig somewhere and let us have the conversation
Littlefoot: (pelted him with eggs) back off! I saw her first
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); (pelted him with syrup) make me!
Littlefoot: (pelted him with butter) I will!
(food fight scene)
Carl the evil cockroach: now that's just dirty
(elsewhere in town,Cera is walking)
Littlefoot; Cera! Cera! I got you little something
Cera; how sweet. My very own wrench set,this is really…
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); pathetic and useless?
Littlefoot: nandayo?
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); easy really,acne face wash
(Littlefoot laughs)
Cera: you guys are weird (leaves)
Littlefoot: nani?! Nani?! You scared her off!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); you gave her a wrench!
Littlefoot: Alright that's it,Cera is mine!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): I think not
Littlefoot: well I do,and once your out of the way,nothing shall stand in my way
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); we'll see about that
Littlefoot: bring it on
(cuts to Cera as she sees a bunch of Ninja soldiers sneaking at a TV station)
Cera: hmm
Saranoia: hope this thing works
Gazort: (roars)
Saranoia; if you say so
Cera: I gotta warn the others about this
Zurgane; uh this is a closed set,security escort the intruder to her doom
(Cera's battle,until she got grabbed)
Cera: not good
(eyecatch)
Lina (Yin Yang Yo): and now we'll be following the documentary of culinary (turns on the TV but as it shows the Kaiju talk show)
Guido; what in the…
(Lina changes the channel but nothing happened)
Chomper: this seems weird
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); yeah in a unpleasing sort of way
Chomper: let's see what's up,come on
(Chomper,Guido,Ruby and Yin leaves)
Zurgane: now that's done,I'll make sure you won't make any interruptions (leaves while he laughs) boss,excellent news. We have captured the earth ninja
Saranoia: not now,I'm about to make my big debut
Director: and action!
Saranoia: hello,I'm Saranoia and welcome to Kaiju talk,today we'll be talking to the most notorious monsters out there,say hello to the Minotaur
(Minotaur shows up)
Saranoia: So what's it like being trapped in that maze?
Minotaur: (roars)
Saranoia: hmm,you don't say…
Minotaur: (roars)
Gazort: (roars)
Zurgane: not good. Looks like the boss's plan is about to fail
Gazort: (roars,activates the love radio waves)
Saranoia: So who does it feel being free from that maze?
Minotaur: (roars)
Saranoia: save your rage for later,besides I don't want the equipment being broke
(suddenly the audience fell in love with Saranoia)
Girl: I've never noticed how beautiful Saranoia is
Girl 2: I wanna meet her,right now
(the girls leaves)
Chomper: have you seen something strange on TV Nanami?
Nanami Nono: yes,Saranoia is using radio signals in his broadcast to make people fall in love with him
Guido: nasty!
Ruby: we must shut down that broadcast
Nanami Nono: hurry,I'll try to reach the others
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); but which studio is it?
(sees a bunch of girls running by)
Chomper: follow them
(cuts to Littlefoot and Yang at the beach)
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): let's do this
Littlefoot: ready when you are
(duel scene)
Minotaur: (roars)
Zurgane: the innocent are swarming the TV station begging to do Saranoia's bidding
Gazort: (roars)
Zurgane: there's a complicated moment between 2 kids at the beach,go down there and take care of them
Gazort: (roars)
Zurgane: I said do it!
Gazort: (roars)
(Littlefoot and Yang continues dueling)
Gazort: (uses laser)
Littlefoot and Yang: (roars)
Gazort: (roars)
(cuts to a bunch of girl fans swarming the studio outside)
Ruby: oh this is creepy
Guido: true that
Yin (Yin Yang Yo): we must do something about it
Chomper: Hey everybody! Saranoia is a creep and she put you under a spell
Girl: no way we love Saranoia! Get them!
(the girl fans started to chase them)
Chomper,Guido,Ruby and Yin: run for it! (runs off)
Zurgane: excellent boss,every villain is starting to like your talk show
Saranoia: next week I'll interview with a siren to see how her songs are powerful
Zurgane: I'll tune in for that
(the both of them leaves)
Cera: pfft,as if! (frees herself) Master Yo,Saranoia is plotting the brainwashed the world through TV
Master Yo: she's a little late for that. But Nanami is working on the problem,right now you must help Littlefoot and Yang
Cera: right (leaves)
(cuts to Littlefoot and Yang confronting Gazort)
Littlefoot: I'll hand this guy
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): no way I'll handle this chump
Littlefoot; I said I got it
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): yeah for a bonehead!
(both of them duels)
Gazort: (roars)
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): right back at ya!
Littlefoot: Alright that's it!
(the duel continues)
Gazort: (roars)
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): Hey,can't you see we're busy?!
Littlefoot: yeah,take a hike!
Cera: hello? Isn't that the Kaiju over there?
(Littlefoot and Yang didn't respond)
Littlefoot; it's time for you learn the truth Cera
Cera: huh?
Gazort: (roars)
Cera: I don't think so!
Gazort: (uses laser)
Cera: (roars)
Littlefoot: Cera!
(cuts to Chomper and the others hiding from the fans)
Chomper: I think we lost them
Ruby: we should check on the others
(back to Cera,Littlefoot and Yang)
Littlefoot: Cera,are you ok?
Gazort: (uses laser)
Littlefoot and Yang: (got hit)
Gazort: (roars)
Cera: Littlefoot,Yang,snap out of it!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): this is no spell
Littlefoot: (roars,gets up)
Gazort: (roars)
Cera: Littlefoot don't!
Littlefoot: (roars)
Gazort: (roars,uses laser)
Littlefoot: (got hit)
Cera: get back!
Gazort: (roars,continues using laser)
Littlefoot: (got hit)
Cera: Littlefoot!
Gazort: (roars,continues firing)
Littlefoot: not a chance!
Cera: Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: (dodges it)
Gazort: ?!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): whew
Cera: …
Gazort: (roars)
Littlefoot: nothing can beat the power of love! (uses bubble bullet)
Gazort: (got hit)
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); ok Littlefoot,you win. Go for it!
Littlefoot: (uses tail whack)
Gazort: (demises)
Littlefoot: yatta!
(Littlefoot and Yang turns back to normal)
Chomper: Cera are you ok?
Cera: yep,everything seems a ok
(shows the girls turns back to normal)
Saranoia; well,all isn't too lost,Herman
Brother Herman: book of forbidden evil,descend!
Gazort: (empowers)
Littlefoot and Yang: ninja monsload!
Grandma Longneck: (roars)
Smilodon: (roars)
(prehistoric battle)
Smilodon: (uses shining slash)
Grandma Longneck: (uses water breath)
Gazort: (demises)
Grandma Longneck and Smilodon: (roars)
(after the battle)
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): ugh,is this a love hangover? Cause romance is disgusting
Littlefoot: I agreed,well not that I noticed of
Cera: So what was that about learning the whole truth thing?
Littlefoot: oh that uh…ever since cooking class got messed up I kinda made this (shows a 3 layer cake)
Cera: a 3 layer cake? That seems peculiar
Guido: Who goes to the bakery? I'm starving
Cera: since when is the bakery involved in this?
Guido: uh (dashes off)
Cera: that's what I thought
The end