Just Like My Three Other Costume Ideas

by Technoguy

This sonneku poem based on the TV sitcom entitled Modern Family happens to be a discussion both Haley Dunphy and her sister Alex are having about their mother rejecting costume ideas.

Alex! Is Mom still home?

No, Haley! She and Dad went shopping!

For Halloween costumes, I bet!

Where did you get that?

This gold disco fox costume I'm wearing?

Yes. Where'd you get it?

From Halloween costumes dot com.

Why is it that Mom doesn't know?

And I'm glad she doesn't.

Because she'll object to it?

Just like my three other costume ideas.

Can you seriously blame her?

Can't talk now. Going over to Christina's.

And her wild masquerade ball, I bet.